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Phone Tap: Vertical Zone · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: The Whole Show got into a discussion about this the
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  Speaker 2: other day. One of the best feelings in the world
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  Speaker 2: is when the airline tells you they've upgraded your seats
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  Speaker 2: for free please, and then for that entire three hour
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  Speaker 2: flight you get to experience the joy of feeling better
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  Speaker 2: than everyone else in coach.
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  Speaker 3: Superiority that it's amazing.
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  Speaker 2: Well, today we call a woman who's leaving on a
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  Speaker 2: trip to Europe tomorrow and we let her know she's
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  Speaker 2: been upgraded.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, it's so exciting.
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  Speaker 2: It's definitely not the upgrade that she was hoping for.
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  Speaker 2: You're gonna hear it in your phone tap right now.
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  Speaker 4: It's another on the twenties.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, Hi, my name is Tommy Sazarak. I'm calling from Airlines.
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  Speaker 2: Oh Hi, Hi is this julian This is she Hi, Julianne,
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  Speaker 2: how are you doing today.
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  Speaker 4: I'm really good. How are you doing?
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  Speaker 2: I'm doing great. The reason for my call is there's
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  Speaker 2: been a slight change in your outbound flight tomorrow.
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  Speaker 4: And oh no, okay, so I see.
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  Speaker 2: That you're traveling from New York to Paris.
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  Speaker 4: Pretty exciting.
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  Speaker 2: Well great. The good news is the time of your
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  Speaker 2: flight is staying the same.
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  Speaker 4: Oh good, okay, good, and you'll be on.
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  Speaker 2: The same plane too. It's just that the airlines reclassified
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  Speaker 2: you into the vertical zone.
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  Speaker 4: What does that mean? Oh?
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  Speaker 2: So, let me explain. The vertical zone is an area
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  Speaker 2: where we took out fifteen rows of seats entirely, and
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  Speaker 2: instead of being so cramped up and unhappy, you're going
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  Speaker 2: to get the opportunity to fly vertical.
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  Speaker 4: You mean like standing up bingo, No.
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  Speaker 2: More germ filled seat pockets, no broken seat belts. You
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  Speaker 2: are free to stand whenever you want, wherever you want
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  Speaker 2: the vertical zone and just let those legs stretch. Pretty cool.
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  Speaker 4: Huh, I'm confused. So I'm going I'm flying from New
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  Speaker 4: York to Paris, right.
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  Speaker 2: And for your entire seven hour and forty seven minute flight,
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  Speaker 2: you're going to be much more comfortable holding a plastic strap.
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  Speaker 2: You're kind of like a subway handle.
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  Speaker 4: What No, I need a seat before. I want to
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  Speaker 4: have one of the seat man.
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  Speaker 2: But before you rush to judgment here, I haven't even
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  Speaker 2: told you the best part of being a passenger in
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  Speaker 2: the vertical zone.
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  Speaker 4: Yet there's a better part than standing for like over
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  Speaker 4: eight hours.
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  Speaker 2: How does unlimited snacks sound.
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  Speaker 4: I actually don't care about the snacks. I want a seat. Okay,
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  Speaker 4: someone else I want to.
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  Speaker 2: Have to just hear me out. You can choose from pretzels, cookies, crackers.
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  Speaker 2: We'll just leave a big pile in the middle.
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  Speaker 4: Well, hold on, I have planned this trip for over
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  Speaker 4: a year. You can't call me the day before or
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  Speaker 4: I'm getting out a flight and tell me that I'm
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  Speaker 4: going to stand the incenter way. Well listen, I'm totally
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  Speaker 4: unsafe and also ridiculous. I am not doing that.
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  Speaker 2: Look. I know I might be crossing a boundary here, but.
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  Speaker 4: Definitely you're crossing a boundary. Hold on, the boundary has
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  Speaker 4: been crossed.
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  Speaker 2: I did notice that you are in a solo seat,
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  Speaker 2: not traveling with anyone excuse, which actually could be good
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  Speaker 2: news because if you're single, this is a great chance
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  Speaker 2: for you to walk around and meet some people.
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  Speaker 4: I did not sign up for a dating service. I
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  Speaker 4: sign up for a flight.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, hey, qutie, what's your name?
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  Speaker 4: My god, did you.
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  Speaker 2: Come over to this side of the plane?
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  Speaker 3: Uh?
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  Speaker 4: Who is on the line right now? What is happening?
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  Speaker 2: That's just an example of what could happen up in
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  Speaker 2: the air.
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  Speaker 4: I would like to speak to someone else's place. This
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  Speaker 4: isn't absolutely hold on, There is no way you can
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  Speaker 4: even convince me that this is safe.
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  Speaker 2: Well, no, actually it is extremely safe, because let's say
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  Speaker 2: there's turbulence and it gets kind of bad. You just
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  Speaker 2: hold the handle above with two hands instead of one one.
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  Speaker 2: And we haven't had one fatal incident yet. Fatal Well,
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  Speaker 2: there's no okay, to be fair, there are a few
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  Speaker 2: people in the ICU, but the airline is crossing our
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  Speaker 2: fingers that they're gonna pull through.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, I believe I need I need to
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  Speaker 4: I need to change air. This is not working for me. No, No,
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  Speaker 4: I need a seat. I want the situation that I
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  Speaker 4: say for Please.
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  Speaker 2: Well, that is disappointing to hear, but let me see
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  Speaker 2: what we can do.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, I need a seat.
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  Speaker 2: I understand, man, I am sorry, but it seems the
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  Speaker 2: seats are all full. But what well, just for one
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  Speaker 2: hundred and twenty five dollars extra, we can upgrade you
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  Speaker 2: to vertical plus, which is even better because you're also
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  Speaker 2: gonna get bathroom privileges. What you're gonna have to hold
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  Speaker 2: it for the seven hour flights.
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  Speaker 4: Well, you're trying to unperstell me so that I can
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  Speaker 4: use some bathroom.
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  Speaker 2: That sounds like a positive to me.
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  Speaker 4: What are you talking about.
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  Speaker 2: It's a good thing. You want to use the bathroom? Correct?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, when I bought my ticket, none of this was
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  Speaker 4: part of the deal, and I don't even This is.
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  Speaker 2: Just I'm yeah, And that's funny because when I called you,
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  Speaker 2: none of this was actually real. What it's a prank
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  Speaker 2: phone call? You're on the radio right now. Wait, your
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  Speaker 2: sister Samantha set you up for it.
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  Speaker 4: Are you kidding?
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  Speaker 2: I'm not kidding. She said that you were going to
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  Speaker 2: be traveling tomorrow and she wanted to play a joke
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  Speaker 2: on you.
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  Speaker 4: That's an apple like aub.
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  Speaker 2: I think it sounds fun.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, Hody, you got your sexypjs on for this flood?
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  Speaker 3: Huh damn girl, let's share it back of Doritos and me.
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  Speaker 4: Weake up every morning. Was damn weekday mornings on the twenties,
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  Speaker 4: brooking Jeffrey in the morning