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Phone Tap PODCAST: Costco Sample Monster · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Jubles phone taps are hilarious, but being charged with d
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  Speaker 1: uy's no laughing matter. Trust Jubles friends at one eight
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  Speaker 1: your one call is one eight hundred duy away. Proud
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  Speaker 1: supporters of Kubules phone taps one eight hundred d you
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  Speaker 1: away taps on the twenties to me, I'm moving ninety
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  Speaker 1: two point five. Hello, Hi, is this Tiffany? Yes, Tiffany,
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  Speaker 1: how are you? My name is Scott Brand. I'm calling
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  Speaker 1: from Costco. I know that you're a member here, Try Scott?
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  Speaker 1: What's going on? How much? Um? I'm actually calling, unfortunately,
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  Speaker 1: to let you know that we're going to be revoking
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  Speaker 1: your membership. Excuse me, We're going to be revoking my membership? Yes,
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  Speaker 1: oh what round? It's basically because you've been eating too
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  Speaker 1: many samples at our schools. Excuse me? Who the hell
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  Speaker 1: is count say how many samples I eat when I
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  Speaker 1: come into the store. We have been keeping track. We
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  Speaker 1: actually keep very tight numbers on that. That is not serious.
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  Speaker 1: You cannot be taking count of how many sales? Do
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  Speaker 1: you know? How many people come in and Alcostle every
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  Speaker 1: single day? You'd be surprised at how we can track
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  Speaker 1: these things. Our security video has caught you over the
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  Speaker 1: last year eating more than twenty five hundred dollars worth
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  Speaker 1: of samples. It's excuse me, Is this because I'm fat? No,
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  Speaker 1: not at all. You cannot revoke my membership. Face off
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  Speaker 1: these grounds I find a contract. Okay, all right, right,
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  Speaker 1: well it's not all. It doesn't say anything about that.
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  Speaker 1: It's not a problem with most people. But then when
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  Speaker 1: you start shoving your face like you do, it tends
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  Speaker 1: to be face. Excuse you. Let me ask you a question, Um,
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  Speaker 1: do you even come in and shop at our stores?
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  Speaker 1: Or do you come in just a graze? I am
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  Speaker 1: not a cow. Do not come in their embrace horse
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  Speaker 1: of brace? Cowblays, I am a human being and that
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  Speaker 1: do not come in their eBrace? Why do what you
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  Speaker 1: say that to overweight? Will you just call me overweight?
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  Speaker 1: I'm not brayed back the mother cow. If the horseshoe
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  Speaker 1: fits me, that's all I'm saying. If the horseshoe fits,
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  Speaker 1: it's a horseshoe fishes. You know I want all your
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  Speaker 1: conditions because I'm gonna call back and tell your manager,
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  Speaker 1: and you know what I'm coming back. I'm gonna come
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  Speaker 1: back to three four cons and I'm why many say
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  Speaker 1: it was one and I don't need ever missus Scott.
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  Speaker 1: That's interesting because I can tell you already that we've
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  Speaker 1: put your mug shot up at the door, and if
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  Speaker 1: you try to enter one of our costcos, you're going
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  Speaker 1: to be escorted out. Put on mug shot up like
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  Speaker 1: I'm some parting from jail. I didn't steal anything real.
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  Speaker 1: All of the people up front have been equipped with
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  Speaker 1: cattle prods, your cow prods. So we're back for calling
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  Speaker 1: me a cow. This is some real bush. You call
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  Speaker 1: me on my house bow and you tell me that
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  Speaker 1: on a cow. Basically, I'm an overweight cow boys. What
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  Speaker 1: do you think you are? I never use those words, ma'am.
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  Speaker 1: Last time I tech horseshoe fits, cattle prod, crazy, cow boy,
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  Speaker 1: south familiar. You say it all shot, ma'am. You put
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  Speaker 1: those words in my mouth sort of like you put
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  Speaker 1: our samples in your mouth repeatedly. What the I'm taking
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  Speaker 1: right now? I kill you, Scott. I take it that
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  Speaker 1: you're not happy about our decision to revoke you membership.
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  Speaker 1: What was the pert tool that wasn't happy? Hey, Tiffany,
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  Speaker 1: this is actually jewel from brook and Jewel. In the morning,
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  Speaker 1: I'm moving ninety two point five doing a phone tap
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  Speaker 1: on you. Oh my god, Oh my god. Um. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: your sister emailed me to call you. She said that
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  Speaker 1: you like going to Costco for the free samples going
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  Speaker 1: out over there. Who doesn't