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Phone Tap: Respect J Bone's Women · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's time for your phone tap. It's Brooke and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 1: in the morning. And one of our listeners is an electrician.
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  Speaker 1: And he works with this guy where the two of
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  Speaker 1: them are just basically in this van all day long,
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  Speaker 1: driving around, doing different jobs throughout the city.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: That makes sense. And so he thought it'd be funny
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  Speaker 1: to prank his coworker. He just didn't know how. So
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  Speaker 1: we asked him to tell us about the last few
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  Speaker 1: calls that they went out on. And that's when he
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  Speaker 1: mentioned he thought one of their customers that they did
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  Speaker 1: a job for was kind of cute. And since he's single,
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  Speaker 1: we're going to use that information to our advantage in
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  Speaker 1: your phone tap right now.
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  Speaker 2: Hello? Hey, is.
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  Speaker 1: This Clifton?
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  Speaker 2: I guess it is.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're the electrician.
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  Speaker 2: Guy, right? Yeah, are you looking to book an appointment
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  Speaker 2: or something?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, no, we already have an appointment with you later today.
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  Speaker 1: I'm roommates with Mary. I don't know if that rings
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  Speaker 1: a bell. Because I didn't see you last time, but
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  Speaker 1: you were over at our place a few days ago
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  Speaker 1: looking at our breaker box.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, respectfully, I do a lot of different things.
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  Speaker 2: If you could be more specific. Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, that makes sense. But Mary, she's a blonde.
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  Speaker 1: She's about like 5'5, 5'6.
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  Speaker 2: I think that sounds familiar. Not her name, but how
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  Speaker 2: you described her. I think I know who you're talking about.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, perfect. So that just makes me wonder, like, you
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  Speaker 1: think she's cute?
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  Speaker 2: Wait, what?
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  Speaker 1: You know, Mary, you think she's your type, maybe? What
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  Speaker 1: do you think?
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know what you really want me
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  Speaker 2: to say, but I mean, sure, she's cute. Nice. That's awesome.
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  Speaker 2: So what is this about?
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  Speaker 1: I probably shouldn't be telling you this, man, but Mary
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  Speaker 1: thinks you're really attractive.
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  Speaker 2: She thinks I'm attractive?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. And she doesn't know that I'm calling, by the way,
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  Speaker 1: so don't mention that I'm doing this, but she'd be
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  Speaker 1: super embarrassed if she knew.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, okay.
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  Speaker 1: She even wrote something in her diary about you, which
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  Speaker 1: I probably shouldn't read it to you, but it's basically,
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  Speaker 1: the electrician was so hot, I have some other outlets
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  Speaker 1: I'd like him to inspect.
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  Speaker 2: Oh.
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  Speaker 1: She's feeling it, dude.
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  Speaker 2: She wrote that?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I got her diary right here. So, can I, like,
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  Speaker 1: just encourage her, or do you want me to discourage
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  Speaker 1: her from asking you.
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  Speaker 2: Like, out? I mean, I don't know. You can tell
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  Speaker 2: her to do what she wants to do. I'm just
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  Speaker 2: there to work.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I mean, totally right. But like, let's say
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  Speaker 1: if she does ask, you know, would you say yeah?
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  Speaker 2: I guess so.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, awesome. You don't know this, but this would be
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  Speaker 1: like so helpful to get her off the streets.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, off the streets?
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  Speaker 1: You know, I mean, the streets, like, she drives an Uber, like,
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  Speaker 1: on the street. And that way she could go out
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  Speaker 1: with you instead of doing that one night, you know?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my God, yeah. Okay, man, I thought you were
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  Speaker 2: talking about something else. Yeah. I was about to get weird.
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  Speaker 1: Right, no. And just FYI, when you're out with her,
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  Speaker 1: you'll probably meet some guy, too. Kind of big, protective
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  Speaker 1: over her. He's got, like, a fancy hat.
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  Speaker 2: Now it's getting a little weird. Who's the guy?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think you need to worry about that.
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  Speaker 1: It's just I would recommend, like, for sure bring some
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  Speaker 1: cash with you. What? Because, you know, things can be negotiated.
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  Speaker 1: Kind of like a a la carte.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, bro. What are we actually talking about? Because this
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  Speaker 2: sounds sketchy now.
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  Speaker 1: No, I don't think you're hearing me. Like, remember when
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  Speaker 1: I told you about that overprotective... bigger guy with the
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  Speaker 1: with the hat yeah that's me.
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  Speaker 2: Okay dude i'm really confused.
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  Speaker 1: Now well allow me to unconfuse you because jay bone
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  Speaker 1: don't like mother disrespecting his women first of.
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  Speaker 2: All who are you who's jay bone.
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  Speaker 1: And you're talking to jay bone and like i said
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  Speaker 1: i don't appreciate mother disrespecting my.
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  Speaker 2: Women dude i'm an electrician yeah i was just coming
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  Speaker 2: out there to fix a breaker i'm not looking to
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  Speaker 2: get into anything shady.
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  Speaker 1: No i see how you're playing this so let's do
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  Speaker 1: 60 bucks 60 bucks for what for this prank phone
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  Speaker 1: call fee mother wait what yeah man my name is
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  Speaker 1: not jay bone i'm just jeff From Brooke and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 1: in the morning, and your co-worker Howie set you up
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  Speaker 1: for a phone tap.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: Howie told us how you two go out on these
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  Speaker 1: calls together, and there was a cute-looking blonde that you
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  Speaker 1: had a couple days ago.
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  Speaker 2: So he told us about it. I was like, what?
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  Speaker 2: This doesn't make any sense. You had a diary. You're
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  Speaker 2: talking about your name is J-Bone. Yeah. It was getting crazy.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just telling you, 60 bucks will get you anything
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  Speaker 1: your heart desires.
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  Speaker 2: J-Bone is cutting me all the deals today.
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  Speaker 1: You said it.