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Phone Tap PODCAST: No Pairs · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: it's time for your phone tap, and today we call
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  Speaker 1: a guy who works at a hotel reservation desk. His
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  Speaker 1: boss set him up and says he's a very good employee,
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  Speaker 1: one of the nicest guys you'll ever speak with over
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  Speaker 1: the phone. Okay, but he is new at the job
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  Speaker 1: and he's never had a challenge quite like this one
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  Speaker 1: when our own Jose Bolognos needs to make a slight
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  Speaker 1: change to his reservation and everything goes off the rails
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  Speaker 1: from there, apparently, you can even hear the guy trying
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  Speaker 1: not to laugh as he's accommodating Jose's bizarre request, So
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  Speaker 1: you'll hear it in your brand new phone tap right now.
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  Speaker 1: It's another on the twenties to me, I'm moving, Thank
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  Speaker 1: you for calling hotel. This is Eric. How can I
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  Speaker 1: help you? I was just calling because I have a
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  Speaker 1: reservation tonight. I need to change please, Yeah, no problem.
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  Speaker 1: Can I get your name, sir? My name is Jacob
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  Speaker 1: Jacob on one second please, all right? So I see
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  Speaker 1: I have you down for two people a king bedroom. Yeah. Um,
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  Speaker 1: I just need to change my reservation from two people
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  Speaker 1: to one. Oh that's easy enough. That's a small change
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  Speaker 1: and all wards with that. Small change for you, big
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  Speaker 1: change for me. Got that taken care of for you.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you. Is there anything else I can help you with? Um?
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  Speaker 1: Not really. I don't think there's any more changes other
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  Speaker 1: than the fact that i'll be alone because she broke
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  Speaker 1: up with me. I'm sorry to hear that, sir. It's okay,
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  Speaker 1: it doesn't change my mind. We love coming to your
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  Speaker 1: hotel and I'm not going to cancel. I'm gonna enjoy
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  Speaker 1: my weekend. Well, I think you'll have a great time,
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  Speaker 1: and I want to thank you again for staying at
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  Speaker 1: the hotel. Yeah, I just I know myself, And so
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  Speaker 1: I was wondering if you could make sure there's only
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  Speaker 1: one key card waiting for me, because if I see
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  Speaker 1: two key cards when I check it, I'm probably gonna
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  Speaker 1: lose it. Of course, I'll have to take care of
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  Speaker 1: for it. Eric, Is that your name was it Eric? Yes, sir,
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  Speaker 1: my name is Eric. Everything reminds me of her, even
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  Speaker 1: being on the phone with you. Her uncle's name is Eric,
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  Speaker 1: and it's like, you know, you know Eric, Yeah, and
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  Speaker 1: that's I mean, it's a pretty common name. A lot
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  Speaker 1: of people have that name. You're right, m Is there
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  Speaker 1: anything else I can do to help you with? God?
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  Speaker 1: You guys are so nice over there. Um. I know
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  Speaker 1: this is gonna sound kind of silly to you, but
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  Speaker 1: we were gonna actually spend a lot of time in
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  Speaker 1: the room and watch movies together because we love doing that.
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  Speaker 1: That's not silly at all. That's totally normal. A lot
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  Speaker 1: of people come and they just relax in the room
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  Speaker 1: and enjoy some movies. Yeah. Well, we were gonna watch
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  Speaker 1: HPO Max. But just saying HBO Max makes me sad
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  Speaker 1: because that was our thing. Yeah. Well, I'm not sure
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  Speaker 1: what I could do about that. Do you have any
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  Speaker 1: other channels? Maybe like HBO men like a minimum not
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  Speaker 1: like the full max, but I don't even think that exists.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, is this what it's like to be single? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: By myself? I had I guess I just have to
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  Speaker 1: get used to living in this HBO Max world. We
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  Speaker 1: have Netflix. You could just watch Netflix. She loved Netflix.
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  Speaker 1: Why would you bring that up next? Think you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: tell me Hulu? You jerk. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, sir.
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  Speaker 1: I hope you have a great stay when you're here,
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  Speaker 1: and we're gonna do everything we can on our side
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  Speaker 1: make sure that you have a great stay as well. Okay, okay, well,
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  Speaker 1: thank you? And Eric? Yes, you think when I get there,
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  Speaker 1: you and I can meet Maybe Unfortunately I don't have
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  Speaker 1: my schedule, and I even ordered a book online. Maybe
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  Speaker 1: I could try out some icebreakers on you for what
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  Speaker 1: I'm ready to go dating. You know, I need a
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  Speaker 1: friend like you to help me. You know, sir, I'm
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  Speaker 1: sorry about everything that's going on, but I think I
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  Speaker 1: need to go. Read one that said if women were bookers,
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  Speaker 1: I'd pick you first. Oh, I miss her. I would
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  Speaker 1: pick her nose right now if you was here, sir,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I've got to get back to work. You
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  Speaker 1: gotta go. What are you breaking up with me? You
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  Speaker 1: can't hang up? All right? Sir? You can't hang up?
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  Speaker 1: Is there anything else I could do to help you
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  Speaker 1: out before I let you go? How are you not laughing? Eric?
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  Speaker 1: This is a Frank phone call man. Before you hang up.
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  Speaker 1: This is actually Josey for the radio show Brick and
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  Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning. I'm doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 1: You guys are out of your mind what your boss
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  Speaker 1: Leonard told us he've been working. I'm so hard lately.
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  Speaker 1: You want to have some fun with you, bro. He
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  Speaker 1: even put a fake name in the system so when
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  Speaker 1: I called, you could actually look up my reservation. Like
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  Speaker 1: I'm sitting there, I'm like half heartbroken, half trying not
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  Speaker 1: to last, trying to be what you were so nice.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't even get to the part where I was
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  Speaker 1: going to ask for just one pillow or like a
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  Speaker 1: half a pillow. You were asking for one of everything.
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  Speaker 1: I was pretty much just gonna write one of everything
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  Speaker 1: in and only half a minute on the pillow. Please
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  Speaker 1: week up every morning with food weekday mornings. On the
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  Speaker 1: twenties two point five