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Phone Tap: Kitty In Italy · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and today we
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  Speaker 1: call a woman who recently took her cats to the groomer.
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  Speaker 1: Now she's getting a call from the business, at least
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  Speaker 1: she thinks she is.
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  Speaker 2: And what could this be about?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I guess we could invent a weird problem
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  Speaker 1: with her cats or create a billing issue. But no,
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  Speaker 1: Instead we're giving her some good news where we did
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  Speaker 1: a special raffle and you'll never guess who won.
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  Speaker 2: It's your phone tap right now, phone taps on the twenties. Hello, greetings,
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  Speaker 2: Is this Bailey Creer?
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  Speaker 3: Yes?
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  Speaker 2: Hello, is this hi Bailey? This is Terry from Pet Groomers.
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  Speaker 2: How are you? Hi?
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  Speaker 3: Good?
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  Speaker 2: You sound good.
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  Speaker 3: I don't have an appointment for my cats.
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  Speaker 1: I know, silly, but it's kind of why I'm calling
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  Speaker 1: about your cats. Scalabrini and Luna just dolls, the both
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  Speaker 1: of them.
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  Speaker 3: Oh thank you, Yeah, yeah, you do a great job. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: thank you.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you don't have to tell me, I know. AnyWho,
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  Speaker 1: The reason for my call is I actually have some
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  Speaker 1: fantastic news for you.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: You see, every year we do a little giveaway for
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  Speaker 1: our customers, and surprise, your cats were selected.
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  Speaker 2: Oh Yeah, isn't that fantastic?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: What what do we get?
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  Speaker 2: Go ahead? Guess?
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  Speaker 3: Probably a free groom or something.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, guess again, I.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe like bowse or dress up.
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  Speaker 1: You are a terrible guesser. It's tickling me. I'll just
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  Speaker 1: tell you. It's an all expense.
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  Speaker 2: Paid trip to Italy. Excuse me?
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  Speaker 1: Isn't that exciting? Out of four thousand people? It's pretty
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  Speaker 1: spectacular that you were selected.
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  Speaker 3: Wait are you saying, like I win a free trip
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  Speaker 3: to Italy? Like you're paying for me to go to Italy?
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  Speaker 2: Well almost not you, just your cats? They wont wait?
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  Speaker 3: Just my cats go to How does that work?
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  Speaker 2: That's right?
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  Speaker 3: They can't go to Italy?
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  Speaker 2: They sure can. They won the trip.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, But like who brings them there?
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  Speaker 2: I'm confused? What do you mean?
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  Speaker 3: Like they're cats?
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  Speaker 2: Right?
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  Speaker 3: They don't. They don't even have passports?
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  Speaker 2: Do you cats need passports? I don't think so.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I I don't know. I've never traveled abroad
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  Speaker 3: with my cat exactly exactly, But now your cats will
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  Speaker 3: travel abroad thanks to us.
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  Speaker 2: You're welcome.
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  Speaker 3: How they I don't know. How do they get there?
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  Speaker 2: By plane? Of course? What do you think we'd boat them,
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  Speaker 2: we're not monsters.
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  Speaker 3: Well no, obviously you go by plane to Italy, but
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  Speaker 3: like obviously, like how would I even get them back here?
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  Speaker 1: It's a round trip, so they'll fly out and then
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  Speaker 1: they'll fly back to meet you. Have you never flown
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  Speaker 1: on a plane before.
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  Speaker 3: No, of course I've flown on the plane before. But
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  Speaker 3: like you need to have some sort of sense of
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  Speaker 3: airport and flying and like packing a bag, like they
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  Speaker 3: can't carry a suitcase.
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  Speaker 1: You know what, I will personally take your cats with
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  Speaker 1: me on the plane and we will have an Italian
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  Speaker 1: adventure together.
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  Speaker 3: You can't take my cat.
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  Speaker 2: What's your name? They're my cats? Now, Oh they're not.
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  Speaker 3: They're my cats.
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  Speaker 2: They're mine.
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  Speaker 3: They are not your cats. Whoever? What? I forget your name,
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  Speaker 3: but like it's terrible. Clos later and tell them how
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  Speaker 3: horribly you've been mistreating me and my.
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  Speaker 1: Cat and mistreating your cats. I'm taking them on an
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  Speaker 1: all expenses paid trip to Italy.
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  Speaker 2: How is that mistreatment? I don't know if it is.
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  Speaker 2: I wish someone would mistreat me out.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know you at all.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, put the handcuffs on me, Terry, you're a terrible person.
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  Speaker 3: What what are you talking about?
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  Speaker 2: I'm talking about.
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  Speaker 1: This is a prank phone call that we're doing, and
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  Speaker 1: you aren't clueing in.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, what what did you say?
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  Speaker 1: It's a prank. You're on the radio right now. I
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  Speaker 1: don't really work at the pet Groomers. My name is
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  Speaker 1: jeff from brook and Jeffrey in the morning. Your friend
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  Speaker 1: Talia set you up for a phone tap. She thought
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  Speaker 1: it'd be funny if they had like a big giveaway
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  Speaker 1: where your cats want a trip and you didn't.
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  Speaker 3: That's not funny.
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  Speaker 2: Are you sure? Because I hear you laughing a little bit.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, there's no way that somebody is. I
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  Speaker 3: just like, hang on, then call somebody to be like,
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  Speaker 3: we need to look in on this groomor and what
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  Speaker 3: they're doing, and they're gonna steal my cat.
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  Speaker 1: I just say, let them live their best Italian lives.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, come on, Scalabrini and Luna. We're getting
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  Speaker 1: pasta over in Venice. Super We're gonna Pasa
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  Speaker 2: Brook In Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties