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Phone Tap PODCAST: Pook Makes a Hotel Reservation · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Go one eight hundred d y away or go to
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  Speaker 1: one eight hundred d yaway dot com. A great defense
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  Speaker 1: can be the difference between a dismiss case or jail time.
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  Speaker 1: What eight hundred do you? Why away? Thank you for
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  Speaker 1: calling them hotels? Katie? How can I help you? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I need a job. And I'm sorry I said I
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  Speaker 1: need a job, y'all hiring? Um, I'm not in charge
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  Speaker 1: of that. Um you would? Hey, Hey, what's your what's
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  Speaker 1: your name? My name is Katie, Katie. I'm looking to
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  Speaker 1: be a valette. Can y'all hook that up? Oh? What valette?
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  Speaker 1: You know one of them up parks of the cars?
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  Speaker 1: Do you mean vallet? No? I mean vallette. Uh I'm
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  Speaker 1: saying like, hey, that's like where you roll up to
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  Speaker 1: the building and you're whip, you throw them the keys.
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  Speaker 1: You're like, hey, my park, my car about to go
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  Speaker 1: up in this? You know what I mean? I want
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  Speaker 1: to be the one park in the car. Though, sir, No,
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  Speaker 1: ballet The t is silent so it pronounced ballet. And
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  Speaker 1: if you don't mind, could you please stop using vulgar
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  Speaker 1: language with me? Oh? What you mean like whip? Y'all? Sorry?
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  Speaker 1: I should have said I should have said automobile. Huh No,
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  Speaker 1: I think you know what language. Yeah, I know, I'm
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  Speaker 1: just playing. Hey, hey, hey, I'm just playing. I'm sorry
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  Speaker 1: if I offended you. You know what I mean. I'm
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  Speaker 1: I'm working, is the thing, and I'm front desk, so
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  Speaker 1: there's a lot of calls coming in. Yeah, but I
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  Speaker 1: need a job. Yeah, but I need a job. And
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  Speaker 1: if you go to the website click on job opportunities, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: make sure that you call it ballet. You will not
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  Speaker 1: get hired if you can't pronounce katie. Yes, y'all got
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  Speaker 1: drug policies, Yes, we do. It's a drug free workplace.
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  Speaker 1: You mean like it's wait, like it's free to get drugs,
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  Speaker 1: or like you can't do them because I'm down wound. No,
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  Speaker 1: you can't do drugs. You all have to take a
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  Speaker 1: drug test, y'all. I had a boss like that once.
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  Speaker 1: He was all like, no drugs, and I slipped him
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  Speaker 1: a brownie and he changed his tune real quick. You
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  Speaker 1: know what I mean. Okay, let's and I'm so sorry,
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  Speaker 1: but I do have to go, sir Katie Katie. Yes, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just playing. I'm playing with you. I know that,
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  Speaker 1: but I just don't have time. I don't even want
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  Speaker 1: a job. I don't even want a job. I was
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  Speaker 1: actually calling to make a reservation. You want to stay here? Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: y'all can do that, right, yes, yeah, that's my right there. Like,
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  Speaker 1: I know y'all can't hook me able to a job,
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  Speaker 1: but y'all can hook me able to reservation. Okay, what
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  Speaker 1: is your name? Pook? Luke Pook PUBLK big Pook, Sir,
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  Speaker 1: I'm having trouble taking you seriously. Do you really want
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  Speaker 1: a reservation, because it's not I need to go Yeah. Wow, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: that's the whole reason I called. Like I was just
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  Speaker 1: kind of with you a little bit at the beginning,
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  Speaker 1: you know what I mean about the job. Well, let's
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  Speaker 1: go ahead and get your reservation in what dates were
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  Speaker 1: you looking for? March? Okay, March? What that's it? March? Sir?
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  Speaker 1: You do not want to stay here the entire month
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  Speaker 1: of March? Yeah, this is a legitt reservation. Then I'll
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  Speaker 1: go ahead and do it. But I really, yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: gotta stay there at least through March. My current living
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  Speaker 1: situation is really not conducive to my health right now,
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  Speaker 1: Like there's a lot of people looking for me. So
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  Speaker 1: if I can stay somewhere else for a look, like
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  Speaker 1: a short time, you know what I mean, like a month.
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  Speaker 1: I think everything dies down and I'll be cool, you know. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: but you know we we haven't no visitors policy. You
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  Speaker 1: can't have parties in the room. It's not like you
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  Speaker 1: might want to think about renting an apartment or No.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want any a a A. I want to
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  Speaker 1: stay there through March, and I don't want anybody to
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  Speaker 1: know him there, you know. I mean, I'm be laying
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  Speaker 1: low as a mother. Y'all won't even know him there.
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  Speaker 1: All right, if you want to proceed with this reservation,
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to need a credit card number, all right, perfect,
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  Speaker 1: One question for you before I before I give you
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  Speaker 1: that information. Okay, you got armed guards? Do we have
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  Speaker 1: armed guards with security? Yeah, like you got armed security guards,
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  Speaker 1: we have a security force. Yeah. Because if these mothers
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  Speaker 1: find me, they're gonna get a workout. I can tell
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  Speaker 1: you that right now. Okay, sir, Seriously, it seems gonna
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  Speaker 1: be like out of the Godfather, you know what I mean,
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  Speaker 1: Like baby stroller's going downstairs, people shooting up. It's gonna
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  Speaker 1: be crazy. Bring to hang up if you do not.
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  Speaker 1: If we do not proceed with the reservation, I have
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  Speaker 1: to hang up. You wish to proceed real quick? Y'all
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  Speaker 1: got a co worker named Jasmine. Yes, yeah, Jasmine wanting
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  Speaker 1: me to call you. Are you a friend of Jasmine? Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I'm a real good friend of Jasmine. Because Jasmine was like, hey,
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  Speaker 1: there's this girl Katie at work right she needs to
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  Speaker 1: be prank phone called and I was like, that's what's up?
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  Speaker 1: I could do that? Serious? Yeah, this is actually Jewel
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  Speaker 1: from Brook and Jewil in the morning. I'm moving ninety
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  Speaker 1: two point five doing a phone tap on you. Are
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  Speaker 1: you serious? Yeah? Your friend Jasmine set you up? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Are you on the radio? On the radio, you're actually
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  Speaker 1: very patient with him? You're I was like so annoyed, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: but for real, though, you got y'all got free drugs. Ridiculous.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to kill her.