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Things That Scare Me More Than Halloween (Part 2! With Peter!) · Hey Hana

0:05
SPEAKER_00: Hello everyone.
0:06
SPEAKER_00: Welcome into Hey Hannah.
0:07
SPEAKER_05: I'm talking back.
0:08
SPEAKER_00: I'm your host, Hannah Ostopti Krause, here with my lovely husband.
0:13
SPEAKER_00: My rose is my husband.
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SPEAKER_00: Peter Krause.
0:16
SPEAKER_05: That's right.
0:17
SPEAKER_00: That was a thing from uh It's from the Housewives.
0:19
SPEAKER_00: It's such a niche thing, but I think it's the funniest quote.
0:23
SPEAKER_00: It's like these women are going around the table and everybody's saying something that's like really funny or terrible that happened on the trip.
0:28
SPEAKER_00: Like your rose and your thorn.
0:30
SPEAKER_00: And it's a bunch of women only on a trip, and this one woman won't stop talking about her trash husband.
0:35
SPEAKER_00: And then when it no, because he sucks.
0:37
SPEAKER_00: And then when it gets to her, she just says, everyone's like, My rose is that we actually got to bond, whatever.
0:43
SPEAKER_00: And then she's like, My Rose is my husband.
0:45
SPEAKER_00: And everybody's like, ah.
0:48
SPEAKER_00: You know.
0:49
SPEAKER_05: And she doesn't like him.
0:50
SPEAKER_00: No, they get divorced like milliseconds later.
0:54
SPEAKER_00: Anyways.
0:55
SPEAKER_04: Why would you call me a Rose?
0:59
SPEAKER_00: Peter, it's just a quote.
1:01
SPEAKER_00: It's not that serious.
1:03
SPEAKER_00: My Rose is my husband.
1:05
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, Andy, that's the right face.
1:08
SPEAKER_05: I don't get it either.
1:09
SPEAKER_00: Anyways, welcome into the podcast, Peter.
1:12
SPEAKER_00: Lovely to have you here.
1:13
SPEAKER_00: I feel like you are my most recurring guest.
1:17
SPEAKER_00: Sometimes people ask me if I'm gonna have guests, and I'm like, I'm working on it.
1:21
SPEAKER_05: But I'll have a Peter.
1:22
SPEAKER_00: I'll always have a Peter.
1:26
SPEAKER_00: So I got Andy too.
1:28
SPEAKER_05: It's a two for one.
1:29
SPEAKER_00: It's true.
1:29
SPEAKER_00: We're sitting here with Andy, so if you hear some baby squeals, it is not coming from Peter.
1:36
SPEAKER_00: There were a few people who said that they really liked the last episode about the things that scare us more than Halloween.
1:44
SPEAKER_00: And when I was telling Peter what I talked about, he was like, Oh, that's funny.
1:49
SPEAKER_00: I have a few good ones.
1:50
SPEAKER_00: I was like, all right, we should do a part two.
1:53
SPEAKER_04: Pun intended.
1:54
SPEAKER_04: I don't get a two.
1:58
SPEAKER_04: All my fears are like.
2:00
SPEAKER_05: Never mind.
2:02
SPEAKER_00: Oh, just say it because what you just said doesn't make any sense.
2:04
SPEAKER_05: Fear number one, pooping in a public restaurant.
2:07
SPEAKER_05: And there's a crack in the door.
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SPEAKER_05: You know, like you know when you're sitting in the stall and you can see straight through the crack between the door and the wall.
2:15
SPEAKER_00: Oh, I know exactly what you're talking about.
2:16
SPEAKER_05: And you like you make eye contact with someone while you're sitting there, and you're just like, ugh.
2:21
SPEAKER_05: No.
2:23
SPEAKER_05: Worse yet, part two, you're sitting in a public restroom and Are you just running through all of these right now?
2:30
SPEAKER_05: I don't have any fears in life.
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SPEAKER_05: These are two major fears.
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SPEAKER_05: Okay.
2:33
SPEAKER_05: Toilet flushes while you're still sitting on.
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SPEAKER_00: No.
2:36
SPEAKER_04: That's right.
2:36
SPEAKER_05: And it's one of those, it's like a waterfall jet propulsion going on beneath you, and you just you feel it touch you, and you're like, my life is over.
2:47
SPEAKER_00: That's so bad.
2:47
SPEAKER_05: I'm I'm at the airport about to leave on the flight for four hours.
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SPEAKER_05: I I can't do this anymore.
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SPEAKER_05: I have to go home.
2:53
SPEAKER_00: By the way, Peter, you just jumped into this so aggressively.
2:56
SPEAKER_00: I was gonna like warm up.
2:56
SPEAKER_00: I was gonna be like, what's new?
2:58
SPEAKER_00: What are you doing?
2:58
SPEAKER_00: How's life?
3:00
SPEAKER_00: Are you sleeping?
3:01
SPEAKER_00: No, you're right.
3:01
SPEAKER_00: You're right.
3:02
SPEAKER_00: Let's let's do it.
3:02
SPEAKER_00: Let's jump in.
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SPEAKER_05: Those are those are the two ongoing fears that I have day to day.
3:06
SPEAKER_05: Now, there's other fears that just like pop up throughout time, but for whatever reason, I I don't like going to the bathroom in public.
3:13
SPEAKER_05: And those just make it experience.
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SPEAKER_00: You don't like going to the bathroom in public.
3:17
SPEAKER_00: Although you're not one of those people who will like chronically not go.
3:20
SPEAKER_05: Remember when I was a child, I would hold it.
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SPEAKER_05: I would hold it for days.
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SPEAKER_00: Peter's mom has a story she'll tell about you guys went camping and you gave yourself Boy Scouts and you gave yourself a stomachache because you wouldn't go to the bathroom.
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SPEAKER_05: I I had a problem going to the bathroom in public as a little kid.
3:37
SPEAKER_05: And yeah, I was in a I was in Cub Scouts and we were away for a weekend.
3:42
SPEAKER_05: It's like January, it's super cold outside.
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SPEAKER_05: And the only bathroom was an outhouse 20 feet away from the house with a drop toilet, pitch black, 10 degrees outside.
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SPEAKER_05: And so I refused to go to the bathroom to a point where I made myself physically ill.
3:57
SPEAKER_05: And one night in the middle of the night, I just got sick.
4:01
SPEAKER_05: And it was just it was not a good night at all.
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SPEAKER_05: And so my mom's like, you know what?
4:08
SPEAKER_05: We're backing up and we're going home.
4:09
SPEAKER_05: And so everybody else woke up to us not being there.
4:12
SPEAKER_05: All of our stuff gone.
4:14
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, your mom tells the story in a funny way.
4:15
SPEAKER_00: She's always like, Well, we left because Peter's stomach hurt.
4:19
SPEAKER_00: Peter has always had, I would say, belly issues since we started David.
4:23
SPEAKER_03: Sensitive little tummy.
4:24
SPEAKER_00: He has a sensitive belly.
4:25
SPEAKER_00: Like one of the first times I went to Madison.
4:27
SPEAKER_00: Oh, hi, Fina.
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SPEAKER_00: Peter had an appearance and he was doing this big event, and he kept talking about his stomach hurting, and he was like, I think I might actually need something.
4:36
SPEAKER_00: And I'm, you know, Mrs.
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SPEAKER_00: Fixit.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm like, let's run let me run to the store real quick and grab you something because he was prepping for this event.
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SPEAKER_00: I went and had to get him Pepto Bismol.
4:43
SPEAKER_00: And now thinking back to it, I'm like, oh, he was a little nervous.
4:47
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
4:47
SPEAKER_05: I was I was You were nervous about my visit.
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SPEAKER_05: It was a nervous stomach.
4:51
SPEAKER_05: And guess who has one just like daddy?
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
4:53
SPEAKER_00: Our pediatrician even jokes like that.
4:55
SPEAKER_00: Andy has our that she has your stomach.
4:58
SPEAKER_05: Dr.
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SPEAKER_05: Cahill, shout out.
5:00
SPEAKER_00: Dr.
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SPEAKER_00: Cahill, best in town.
5:02
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
5:03
SPEAKER_00: So I was going to read some of these off.
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SPEAKER_00: And if you have any, please interject with some.
5:07
SPEAKER_00: But I was going to read some off, and then you and I could decide whether or not this is a real, a real horror.
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SPEAKER_00: Does that make sense?
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SPEAKER_05: Horror number two.
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SPEAKER_05: Knowing that we're going to be able to do that.
5:18
SPEAKER_00: Oh, you're just gonna have you're gonna go for it.
5:20
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
5:21
SPEAKER_00: Okay, never mind.
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SPEAKER_05: We're out in public and we have Andy and it's past six p.m.
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SPEAKER_00: Wait, start over.
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SPEAKER_00: Say it again.
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SPEAKER_05: Being out in public with Andy after 6 p.m., knowing we still gotta get home.
5:31
SPEAKER_00: That is such a real thing.
5:32
SPEAKER_00: If you have a baby and the clock strikes, I would say even like 6 30.
5:38
SPEAKER_00: 6, 6 30, and you're still you're on the other side of town.
5:43
SPEAKER_05: Like the longer the drive, the more I'm free.
5:46
SPEAKER_00: Fudge.
5:47
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, no, that's it's terrible.
5:49
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
5:49
SPEAKER_00: Thank you for not cursing.
5:51
SPEAKER_00: Fudge.
5:52
SPEAKER_05: Fudge.
5:52
SPEAKER_05: Fudge.
5:53
SPEAKER_05: Fudge sickles.
5:54
SPEAKER_00: One of the things that scares me is when I ask somebody, what do you want to eat?
5:59
SPEAKER_00: Here are our options.
6:00
SPEAKER_00: What should we do?
6:01
SPEAKER_00: And they say, you decide.
6:03
SPEAKER_05: We won't name names, but we'd both know who we're talking about.
6:06
SPEAKER_00: No, let's say it on the count of three.
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SPEAKER_00: No.
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SPEAKER_00: One, two, three.
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SPEAKER_00: Bye, mom.
6:13
SPEAKER_00: My mom is so easygoing.
6:14
SPEAKER_00: She'll be like, Hannah, I really don't care.
6:16
SPEAKER_00: I'll eat it.
6:17
SPEAKER_00: She really doesn't care.
6:18
SPEAKER_00: And then I'll be like, all right, we're going to Culverse.
6:20
SPEAKER_00: And she'll say, Well, maybe we shouldn't go there.
6:23
SPEAKER_00: And I'm like, oh, so you do have an opinion.
6:26
SPEAKER_00: Interesting.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, no, I need someone to be decisive with food.
6:33
SPEAKER_05: Hannah pointed me out for being decisive on the first go around on anything.
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SPEAKER_05: And then the second go around, I'm like, I don't care.
6:40
SPEAKER_00: Wait, what do you mean?
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SPEAKER_05: Like, I'll just if a decision needs to be made, I'll make it.
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SPEAKER_00: Yes, that is true.
6:45
SPEAKER_05: But the second like anything comes up to get in the way of that decision or like another idea comes up, like, sure, whatever.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh, yes.
6:52
SPEAKER_00: He'll be like, actually, you know what?
6:53
SPEAKER_00: Whatever.
6:54
SPEAKER_00: It doesn't matter.
6:54
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, whatever.
6:55
SPEAKER_05: It doesn't matter.
6:55
SPEAKER_00: If everyone's talking about what they're going to do and nobody can decide, Peter will jump in.
6:58
SPEAKER_05: I just try to make things easy.
6:59
SPEAKER_05: The best way to make things easy is just do it.
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SPEAKER_00: Make a decision.
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SPEAKER_05: I just go for it and we can always live with that decision later.
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SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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SPEAKER_00: Peter jumps in and he'll be like, all right, yep.
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SPEAKER_00: No, we're doing this.
7:08
SPEAKER_00: We're going there.
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SPEAKER_00: We're we're going to this restaurant.
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SPEAKER_00: But then I'll walk into the restaurant and I'll be like, I don't want to be here.
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SPEAKER_00: Why are we here?
7:13
SPEAKER_00: And he'll be like, okay, fine.
7:14
SPEAKER_00: Actually, you know what?
7:14
SPEAKER_05: We literally go next door.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm going to go walk in the traffic.
7:18
SPEAKER_00: You're like, whatever.
7:19
SPEAKER_05: How many times have I done that before?
7:21
SPEAKER_00: Uh many times.
7:22
SPEAKER_05: When I was pregnant, when Hannah was pregnant, shoot me.
7:25
SPEAKER_00: It was tough times.
7:26
SPEAKER_05: Talk about fears.
7:27
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
7:27
SPEAKER_05: Trying to make a food decision with Hannah while pregnant.
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SPEAKER_00: That was that was really bad.
7:31
SPEAKER_00: Remember when we went to the Greek place and I like I couldn't even take the smell in there?
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SPEAKER_00: We had to leave.
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SPEAKER_05: And I'm like, I'm hungry.
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SPEAKER_05: I haven't eaten all day.
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SPEAKER_05: I've been at work.
7:39
SPEAKER_05: I've been staying here.
7:40
SPEAKER_05: And you guys left me to eat.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I couldn't be in there.
7:43
SPEAKER_00: It smelled so bad.
7:44
SPEAKER_00: My mom was looking at me like I was psycho.
7:47
SPEAKER_00: Rightfully so.
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SPEAKER_05: I feel like every pregnant woman has experienced something similar.
7:54
SPEAKER_03: Oh, is that so good?
7:55
SPEAKER_00: Okay, here's one.
7:57
SPEAKER_00: Realizing the outfit you wore in high school is now considered vintage.
8:01
SPEAKER_00: This is a real thing.
8:02
SPEAKER_00: People talk about the 90s coming back or the 2000s coming back.
8:05
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
8:06
SPEAKER_00: I wouldn't say this is a horror.
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SPEAKER_00: I actually feel quite honored when something I wore came back, is coming back.
8:12
SPEAKER_00: But it's a little embarrassing.
8:15
SPEAKER_00: I did see on TikTok somebody was trying to pronounce Charlotte Rus and they were like, Charlotte Russ?
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SPEAKER_00: I got this vintage shirt like Charlotte Russ, and I was like, oh, I'm just gonna go go by.
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SPEAKER_05: Was it their own brain?
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SPEAKER_05: Charlotte Rus?
8:28
SPEAKER_00: What do you mean?
8:29
SPEAKER_05: I thought it was just a store that had things.
8:31
SPEAKER_05: Is it their own brain?
8:32
SPEAKER_05: Oh yeah, it was their own brain.
8:33
SPEAKER_00: It was like an Abercrombie.
8:34
SPEAKER_05: They used to be right across this the hallway from Champ Sports where I worked.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh, so you would hit on all the honeys walking out of Charlotte Rus?
8:42
SPEAKER_05: I may have dated a couple girls from Charlotte Rus.
8:44
SPEAKER_05: No.
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SPEAKER_00: I could think of a horror for Peter, actually.
8:48
SPEAKER_00: Speaking of high school, is anyone in the world finding your senior year high school photo.
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SPEAKER_05: Yeah, that's a horror.
8:58
SPEAKER_05: That's a horror.
8:59
SPEAKER_05: And that was brought to light after the Bachelorette.
9:02
SPEAKER_05: That was fun.
9:03
SPEAKER_00: Wait, really?
9:03
SPEAKER_05: Oh yeah.
9:04
SPEAKER_00: They went public?
9:05
SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah.
9:06
SPEAKER_00: Those photos?
9:07
SPEAKER_05: Oh no, not that.
9:08
SPEAKER_05: No, my yearbook photo and quote.
9:11
SPEAKER_00: Oh, I'm talking about the actual photos.
9:13
SPEAKER_00: Actual photos are photography.
9:14
SPEAKER_00: Let's put her down here, but good job.
9:16
SPEAKER_00: Good job.
9:17
SPEAKER_00: Peter's parents were doing a garage sale and they came across a group of photos from Peter's senior year high school photos.
9:24
SPEAKER_00: And I think anytime someone takes those senior year photos, I don't know if they've gotten any better, but when we were in high school, it's like you knew these were gonna be, I knew they were not gonna be good.
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SPEAKER_00: My mom probably bought, I think, one.
9:37
SPEAKER_05: Oh my god, I thought I was the coolest.
9:40
SPEAKER_05: Like truly the coolest.
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SPEAKER_05: I had on a fake leather jacket, this like golfer, like old school golfer's hat.
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SPEAKER_05: I don't even know how to call it, like a caddy hat, tilted to the side with glasses with rhinestones on the sides.
9:52
SPEAKER_05: So my ears pierced with big fake diamonds.
9:55
SPEAKER_05: What year was this?
9:56
SPEAKER_05: 2004, I guess.
9:57
SPEAKER_05: Maybe 2003.
10:00
SPEAKER_00: Who did you want to be in life when you dressed like that?
10:03
SPEAKER_00: Oh, Casey and Jojo.
10:05
SPEAKER_05: What?
10:06
SPEAKER_05: Casey and Jojo.
10:07
SPEAKER_00: No, yes.
10:08
SPEAKER_00: Like he dressed like Traving Tatum in Step Up.
10:12
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, like baggy pants.
10:13
SPEAKER_05: I couldn't afford Air Force Ones, so I had on Converse.
10:16
SPEAKER_05: Not even like Chuck Taylor's.
10:17
SPEAKER_05: I like the cool thing, like the knockoff Air Force Ones.
10:21
SPEAKER_05: Big fake diamond chain with a cross on it.
10:26
SPEAKER_05: Goatee, where it was just like the bottom of my chin.
10:28
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
10:30
SPEAKER_00: That was the worst part was your facial hair, this little like patch on the bottom.
10:34
SPEAKER_05: Or the fact I I had my hair buzzed and I'd try and like line up my hair, but I would push my like line back a little too far so you could just see like the line of my actual hairline.
10:43
SPEAKER_05: So bad.
10:44
SPEAKER_00: And they're in that background where it's I don't know what they were doing with that background.
10:49
SPEAKER_05: So I got my yearbook shots from a family friend who did photography for a living.
10:56
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
10:56
SPEAKER_05: It was like a side hustle.
10:58
SPEAKER_05: And they had sets in their basement.
11:00
SPEAKER_05: And so they they shot a lot of it down there.
11:03
SPEAKER_05: And the girl who had the biggest crush on Rea.
11:08
SPEAKER_05: She was in them with me.
11:10
SPEAKER_05: And they hyped me up.
11:11
SPEAKER_05: They're like, Peter, you're you're a supermodel.
11:13
SPEAKER_05: Like you're a future model.
11:15
SPEAKER_05: You're so good at this.
11:16
SPEAKER_05: So the f the photos that you saw weren't even like my senior photos.
11:19
SPEAKER_05: They were them asking me to come back for a photo shoot to use for their own publicity.
11:26
SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
11:26
SPEAKER_05: It was a second photo shoot.
11:28
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, there was a newspaper clipping in this group of photos because your parents are proud.
11:32
SPEAKER_00: In the newspaper advertising the pictures.
11:36
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, Peanut, you want to talk to?
11:38
SPEAKER_05: Very tough.
11:40
SPEAKER_05: But that's what startled it or started my modeling career.
11:42
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, there you go.
11:43
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
11:44
SPEAKER_00: That's really funny.
11:46
SPEAKER_00: It gave you the confidence.
11:47
SPEAKER_05: I think it did.
11:49
SPEAKER_00: That's cool.
11:49
SPEAKER_05: I lost like 20 pounds after that and grew up my hair.
11:53
SPEAKER_05: I've got one just off the top of my head.
11:55
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
11:56
SPEAKER_05: Strangers asking to hold my baby.
11:59
SPEAKER_00: Oh my gosh.
12:00
SPEAKER_05: Or like coming up really close to my baby with their arms out, like they're gonna try and hold my baby.
12:04
SPEAKER_00: Oh, a total stranger.
12:06
SPEAKER_05: Strangers.
12:06
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
12:07
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
12:07
SPEAKER_05: And it happens all the time.
12:09
SPEAKER_00: It happens all the time.
12:10
SPEAKER_00: I don't know why people do that.
12:11
SPEAKER_00: So weird.
12:12
SPEAKER_00: Or they try to touch her, like they'll touch her feet or her hands.
12:16
SPEAKER_00: And I'm like, those parts of her body, I know they look safe to you.
12:19
SPEAKER_00: They go directly in her mouth.
12:20
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, totally.
12:20
SPEAKER_00: So pushing that.
12:22
SPEAKER_05: I don't know who you are.
12:23
SPEAKER_05: Even like the little old lady at the antique shop the other day who got super close.
12:26
SPEAKER_00: I'm like, I think it's people's instinct.
12:30
SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
12:30
SPEAKER_00: I don't get it either.
12:31
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I don't know.
12:32
SPEAKER_00: That's a good one.
12:33
SPEAKER_00: Okay, I have one.
12:34
SPEAKER_00: It's for when you realize you have to check the next box at the doctor's office.
12:39
SPEAKER_00: That's 35 to I think 50.
12:42
SPEAKER_00: I just recently had to make this switch as a 35-year-old.
12:46
SPEAKER_00: No, because you're like the 18 to 34 for a very long time.
12:50
SPEAKER_00: And then you go to the next one.
12:51
SPEAKER_00: Excuse me, can you have a reaction to me?
12:53
SPEAKER_00: This is a podcast.
12:54
SPEAKER_05: Well, you asked me to read things.
12:55
SPEAKER_05: I have to read preference.
12:58
SPEAKER_00: You're not phased by that one?
13:00
SPEAKER_05: No, checking the next box has not phased me at all.
13:03
SPEAKER_00: Wow, that's not a horror for you.
13:04
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
13:04
SPEAKER_05: Uh more thinking of like, I have a daughter who's eight months old.
13:10
SPEAKER_05: And sometimes if you're not eight months old, pump the brakes.
13:13
SPEAKER_00: Almost eight months old.
13:14
SPEAKER_00: She's seven months old.
13:15
SPEAKER_05: She turns eight months in ten days.
13:18
SPEAKER_00: Uh-uh.
13:18
SPEAKER_05: Yes.
13:19
SPEAKER_00: No, she doesn't.
13:19
SPEAKER_00: Yes, she has.
13:21
SPEAKER_05: For 11 days.
13:22
SPEAKER_05: In 11 days from now, she'll be eight months.
13:24
SPEAKER_00: No way.
13:25
SPEAKER_05: Yes, that's how math works.
13:27
SPEAKER_00: That's terrible news.
13:29
SPEAKER_00: By the way, put that at the top of my list.
13:32
SPEAKER_00: Her getting older, period.
13:33
SPEAKER_00: That also means that I'm closer to nine months postpartum, which I always told myself, like even way before I had kids, I would be like, oh, nine months postpartum means I should be feeling the way I felt when I did get pregnant.
13:44
SPEAKER_05: Not even close, you've been breastfeeding the whole time.
13:46
SPEAKER_00: Nine months in, nine months out.
13:47
SPEAKER_00: No, and now that I'm doing that, I'm like, wow, that's the biggest load of crap I've ever heard.
13:52
SPEAKER_05: Well, her her youth makes me feel old.
13:56
SPEAKER_05: Weirdly.
13:57
SPEAKER_05: Because I'm like, I can't believe I'm 40.
14:00
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
14:00
SPEAKER_05: With a teeny tiny baby.
14:02
unknown: Yeah.
14:03
SPEAKER_05: That sometimes catches up to me and scares me.
14:05
SPEAKER_00: I know.
14:05
SPEAKER_00: When people are like, I'm 24 and I have two kids, I'm like, ugh, must be nice.
14:09
SPEAKER_00: Peter and I were out there working the streets at that age.
14:14
SPEAKER_00: I do.
14:15
SPEAKER_00: I get jealous of people who met when they were younger because we didn't have that time.
14:19
SPEAKER_05: The grass is always greener.
14:20
SPEAKER_00: I know, it's true.
14:21
SPEAKER_05: Because I think of my friends who did get married at that age and they missed out on all the random freedoms of being single.
14:26
SPEAKER_05: Sure.
14:27
SPEAKER_05: Of like, I I literally just would like to pick up and leave sometimes and I'd go move somewhere else for about a year or two.
14:32
SPEAKER_05: Or I'd be on like a whim, you know, I'm gonna buy my$5,000 bicycle one time.
14:37
SPEAKER_05: Sure.
14:38
SPEAKER_05: And had I had a family, I ain't buying that bike.
14:40
SPEAKER_05: Well I'm on a target.
14:42
SPEAKER_00: Well, now I also think the silver lining is that I never, ever, ever think like, what if I'm a single again?
14:48
SPEAKER_00: Like if that if that thought ever pops into my mind, I'm always like, bad, no, terrible.
14:53
SPEAKER_00: Let me remind you, the days went dark.
14:55
SPEAKER_05: Wait a second.
14:56
SPEAKER_05: Well, you know how some Does that pop up in your head?
14:59
SPEAKER_00: No, but you know how some people who are in marriages will think like, yeah, sometimes I wonder like what it would be like to be single.
15:05
SPEAKER_00: And I'm like, me, a single me?
15:08
SPEAKER_00: I would never wonder that again.
15:09
SPEAKER_00: I lived it for like 34 years.
15:14
SPEAKER_00: Why are you shaking your head at me?
15:16
SPEAKER_00: You know what I'm saying though, right?
15:18
SPEAKER_05: I do, yes, of course.
15:19
SPEAKER_05: This all right, let me just say some of the things on this list and like how I don't agree with any of them.
15:22
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
15:23
SPEAKER_05: We're out of the good trash bags.
15:26
SPEAKER_05: The dishwasher is making that sound again.
15:28
SPEAKER_00: What?
15:29
SPEAKER_00: These are a little too uh householdy.
15:32
SPEAKER_05: Okay, this one's legit.
15:33
SPEAKER_05: Oh, you want to hang out after 8 p.m.
15:34
SPEAKER_05: on a weeknight?
15:35
SPEAKER_05: That's brave.
15:36
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that exactly.
15:37
SPEAKER_05: I will say getting together with friends is something I miss as a quote unquote single person, but more so just like pre-baby.
15:44
SPEAKER_00: Right.
15:44
SPEAKER_05: Because everybody that we're closest with doesn't have kids.
15:49
SPEAKER_00: Right.
15:49
SPEAKER_05: And they're hanging out starting at like five or six, and that's when we're pretty much like heading home.
15:55
SPEAKER_05: And that makes it hard.
15:56
SPEAKER_00: Yes, I agree.
15:57
SPEAKER_05: But we do have some really great friends that like to hang out during the day sometimes.
15:59
SPEAKER_05: So going out for a brunch or something like that has been always a fun change of pace.
16:05
SPEAKER_05: This one's funny.
16:06
SPEAKER_05: I sneeze hard and now my lower back has permanent opinion.
16:10
SPEAKER_05: I will say, like waking up in the morning and having to do anything physical immediately, I'm like, oof, this is gonna take a little bit.
16:16
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
16:17
SPEAKER_05: I gotta, I gotta warm up.
16:19
SPEAKER_05: I gotta do do some mobility stuff before I can just pick up my child.
16:24
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that's I mean, that's a real one, obviously.
16:26
SPEAKER_00: Anyone who has any back issues knows that that's true.
16:28
SPEAKER_05: This is just general age and tightness.
16:30
SPEAKER_00: Okay, I have one.
16:32
SPEAKER_00: Having severely chapped lips and no chapstick nearby.
16:36
SPEAKER_00: I actually cannot concentrate.
16:38
SPEAKER_00: I could be talking about I could be talking to the president of the United States.
16:41
SPEAKER_00: And if my lips are chapped, I'm like, I have to go.
16:44
SPEAKER_00: I can't focus.
16:45
SPEAKER_00: I can't focus.
16:46
SPEAKER_00: I feel like I can't even smile.
16:48
SPEAKER_00: It's like that feeling of do you ever drink something so cold?
16:52
SPEAKER_05: No, for me, it's having something stuck in my teeth.
16:54
SPEAKER_05: If I have something stuck in the back of my teeth, and I'm like in any sort of setting, public setting, I'm like, I can't be here.
17:00
SPEAKER_05: I'm just like picking up my teeth the whole time to look like a weirdo.
17:04
SPEAKER_00: Okay, I have another one.
17:06
SPEAKER_00: When you're in a conversation with someone over lunch or dinner or something, and you see that they sort of spit on your food.
17:12
SPEAKER_05: On your food?
17:13
SPEAKER_00: On the table, on your food, in the general direction of consumption.
17:17
SPEAKER_05: You know what's been happening a lot lately is a lot of people that I'm talking to will spit out something that they've been either eating or drinking while talking.
17:24
SPEAKER_00: What?
17:24
SPEAKER_00: What do you mean?
17:25
SPEAKER_05: Just I don't know.
17:26
SPEAKER_05: It's happened like three times in the last week.
17:27
SPEAKER_00: Like a piece of steak that they can't chew?
17:29
SPEAKER_05: Totally.
17:29
SPEAKER_05: But like a little piece of something will come out while they're talking.
17:31
SPEAKER_05: And you can see that like they have a reaction.
17:33
SPEAKER_05: It's like, no, it happened.
17:34
SPEAKER_00: Oh.
17:34
SPEAKER_05: And I'm just like, do I say something?
17:37
SPEAKER_05: Just let it be.
17:38
SPEAKER_05: What do you do in that situation?
17:39
SPEAKER_05: Do you say something?
17:40
SPEAKER_00: Absolutely not.
17:41
SPEAKER_00: Never.
17:42
SPEAKER_00: Just let it be.
17:42
SPEAKER_00: Never.
17:42
SPEAKER_00: That's like the don't ask, don't tell.
17:45
SPEAKER_05: Oh, here's one.
17:46
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
17:46
SPEAKER_05: Here's one, here's a good one.
17:47
SPEAKER_05: The baby's asleep and someone comes through the front door, and we have a dog that likes to alert everybody that someone's home.
17:52
SPEAKER_00: That's true.
17:53
SPEAKER_00: There you go.
17:53
SPEAKER_00: That just happened.
17:54
SPEAKER_05: And I want to punch her in the throat.
17:58
SPEAKER_00: Okay, but to add on what you were just saying about the spitting and like, do I ask them?
18:03
SPEAKER_00: That's like if someone falls in public.
18:05
SPEAKER_00: I know if I fall, like in New York City, it would happen all the time.
18:08
SPEAKER_00: You're walking down the street, you hit a weird hole, you're on your phone, like you just you take a tumble.
18:13
SPEAKER_00: Do not look at me.
18:14
SPEAKER_00: Do not ask me if I'm okay.
18:16
SPEAKER_00: Do not help me up.
18:17
SPEAKER_00: I acknowledge that it didn't happen.
18:19
SPEAKER_00: It's so much better.
18:20
SPEAKER_05: How often do people fall in public?
18:21
SPEAKER_05: How often have you fallen?
18:23
SPEAKER_00: No, but like just do me a favor and don't even look at me.
18:25
SPEAKER_00: Because if you look at me and help me up, it makes me realize that, like, oh my God, that was a thing that just happened instead of like the weird internal sweat that's happening.
18:35
SPEAKER_05: We have had completely different experiences with people falling in public.
18:38
SPEAKER_05: I have at least on three locations that I can say exactly what and where they were, they fell and were severely injured, and I was there to handle.
18:45
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
18:46
SPEAKER_00: I'm talking about when like you're crossing the street and you take a tumble and you fall, or you're getting off the subway and you fall.
18:52
SPEAKER_00: I'm always like, please don't look at me, please don't help me.
18:54
SPEAKER_00: Funny.
18:54
SPEAKER_00: You know?
18:55
SPEAKER_00: It that's the same with spitting the food out.
18:56
SPEAKER_00: If somebody spits their food out, please don't say anything.
18:58
SPEAKER_05: What do you say?
18:59
SPEAKER_05: Just know that I'm okay.
19:00
SPEAKER_00: Sorry, your crouton is on my croissant.
19:03
SPEAKER_05: Ugh.
19:06
SPEAKER_05: Good croissants.
19:07
SPEAKER_00: I don't know, salad?
19:08
SPEAKER_00: Huh.
19:08
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
19:09
SPEAKER_05: Ooh, a good croissant sounds so good right now.
19:12
SPEAKER_05: We can get a croissant sandwich in town.
19:14
SPEAKER_00: Oh god, a croissant sandwich would be so good.
19:17
SPEAKER_05: That does sound so good.
19:18
SPEAKER_00: Where do you get a good croissant sandwich?
19:19
SPEAKER_05: Where do you get a good croissant?
19:20
SPEAKER_05: You know what?
19:20
SPEAKER_05: Uh Cargo Coffee has extremely good croissant breakfast in town.
19:25
SPEAKER_00: The place by Park Street.
19:26
SPEAKER_05: On Park Street.
19:27
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, on Park Street.
19:28
SPEAKER_05: Should we go?
19:29
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, we should go.
19:30
SPEAKER_00: Oh, do you think The Place Up the Road has a good one?
19:32
SPEAKER_00: They probably do.
19:33
SPEAKER_05: Probably.
19:34
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
19:34
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
19:35
SPEAKER_00: Here's another one people touching my face.
19:37
SPEAKER_05: Why are just people touching your face?
19:39
SPEAKER_00: This is such a niche female complaint.
19:43
SPEAKER_05: I do love touching a face just to fuck with you though.
19:45
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you know what's funny is I think my best friend Peyton, she just grew up like never, she never wanted anyone to touch their face.
19:52
SPEAKER_00: So much so I remember when she got married, uh, I was at their house one day and Craig, her husband, touched her face in like a loving, funny way.
20:02
SPEAKER_00: Like he like went to go do something on her face.
20:04
SPEAKER_00: And I was like, ooh, you just touched Peyton's face.
20:07
SPEAKER_00: And she was completely silent, and she was like, There, see?
20:11
SPEAKER_00: See?
20:11
SPEAKER_00: That's what real friends do.
20:13
SPEAKER_00: And she went off on Craig in like a funny way.
20:16
SPEAKER_00: He was like, I forgot, I forgot.
20:18
SPEAKER_00: But I feel like women don't like their face being touched.
20:21
SPEAKER_00: It's like an acne dirt thing, also makeup.
20:24
SPEAKER_03: Meanwhile, I'm touching Andy's face all the time.
20:27
SPEAKER_03: So many kisses.
20:29
SPEAKER_03: Those big rosy cheeks.
20:31
SPEAKER_00: Okay, here's here's another scare.
20:34
SPEAKER_00: Someone taking their shoes off in an airplane.
20:37
SPEAKER_05: Ew.
20:38
SPEAKER_05: Or someone not taking their shoes off in the house.
20:40
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
20:41
SPEAKER_05: Someone comes walking to my house and leaves their shoes on, I look at them and I'm just like, Who are you?
20:46
SPEAKER_00: That was a big faux pas in New York.
20:47
SPEAKER_00: Like you could not edit.
20:52
SPEAKER_05: I have a buddy who has to wear his shoes all the time in his house.
20:57
SPEAKER_05: The moment he wakes up, he puts his shoes on.
20:59
SPEAKER_05: The moment.
21:00
SPEAKER_00: Oh.
21:00
SPEAKER_05: And what kind of psychopath needs to wear shoes all the time?
21:04
SPEAKER_00: The only time I hate that is when I'm I really like my shoes.
21:07
SPEAKER_00: Sometimes I I go to a party and I don't want to take my shoes off.
21:10
SPEAKER_00: They're part of the outfit.
21:11
SPEAKER_00: Is that terrible?
21:13
SPEAKER_05: I guess if in like a party setting where yeah, it's everybody's in the house doing that, sure.
21:17
SPEAKER_05: But I prefer the type of party where everybody shows up, takes their shoes off, and we just all hang out casually together saying kumbaya.
21:24
SPEAKER_00: Singing kumbaya, totally.
21:26
SPEAKER_00: Here's another one.
21:28
SPEAKER_00: Being pale.
21:30
SPEAKER_05: That's tough.
21:32
SPEAKER_00: That's such a grill one.
21:34
SPEAKER_05: I also don't like being pasty.
21:35
SPEAKER_00: How about just like applying a fake tanner?
21:39
SPEAKER_00: I don't really do that anymore.
21:41
SPEAKER_00: Lucky for you.
21:42
SPEAKER_00: I used to do it all the time.
21:43
SPEAKER_00: Gross.
21:43
SPEAKER_00: Like I would go to sleep a fake tanner on my body.
21:46
SPEAKER_05: Ugh.
21:46
SPEAKER_05: Your body is the largest organ in your body.
21:49
SPEAKER_05: Your skin's the largest organ of your body.
21:50
SPEAKER_05: And it's just absorbing all of that.
21:52
SPEAKER_00: Your body's the largest organ.
21:54
SPEAKER_00: He means skin people.
21:56
SPEAKER_00: I think about when we went to Turks and Caicos and they did family photos for us.
22:00
SPEAKER_05: But it was on like day one.
22:01
SPEAKER_00: It was the day that we arrived.
22:03
SPEAKER_00: The literal morning we arrived.
22:04
SPEAKER_00: They were like, actually, we need you guys to run back and get cute and we can take your family photos while the photographer is still here.
22:09
SPEAKER_00: We looked back at the time.
22:13
SPEAKER_00: We look like Edward Cullen.
22:15
SPEAKER_00: Like we're glowing.
22:17
SPEAKER_00: You know?
22:18
SPEAKER_00: Vampire Central Station.
22:20
SPEAKER_05: Try having a gray beard and graying hair and being pasty in the middle of winter.
22:25
SPEAKER_05: I just look like a dead person.
22:27
SPEAKER_00: That is true.
22:28
SPEAKER_00: Another horror movie of mine.
22:29
SPEAKER_00: This is a personal one.
22:30
SPEAKER_00: Looking back on photos from 2016 and seeing my eyebrows.
22:34
SPEAKER_05: Those were tough.
22:35
SPEAKER_05: Not even that.
22:36
SPEAKER_05: It was your eye makeup.
22:37
SPEAKER_00: It was eyeliner, the heavy eyeliner and dark, dark eyebrows.
22:42
SPEAKER_00: No, I never did that.
22:43
SPEAKER_05: But also like top and bottom eyeliner.
22:46
SPEAKER_05: You like you just wrong around.
22:48
SPEAKER_00: You didn't even know me at that time.
22:49
SPEAKER_05: I saw pictures.
22:50
SPEAKER_05: I've seen many pictures.
22:51
SPEAKER_00: I did.
22:52
SPEAKER_05: It was like your own version of golf.
22:54
SPEAKER_00: Oh my gosh.
22:55
SPEAKER_00: It was also when I started doing big girl TV stuff.
22:58
SPEAKER_00: So I really went in on the the makeup.
23:01
SPEAKER_00: I felt like I needed it.
23:02
SPEAKER_00: But I do remember one of my bosses at CBS Sports calling me in for my eyebrows.
23:07
SPEAKER_04: Oh wow.
23:08
SPEAKER_00: And what's so funny about that is that day that he called me in, I had no makeup on my eyebrows.
23:13
SPEAKER_00: And I was like, bro, this is my face.
23:15
SPEAKER_00: I remember I said that to him.
23:16
SPEAKER_00: I was like, this is just my face.
23:17
SPEAKER_00: I don't know what you're talking about.
23:18
SPEAKER_00: And in hindsight, he was clearly talking about the like Kylie Jenner trend of makeup.
23:23
SPEAKER_05: That's every man ever who tried to start a conversation about a woman's makeup.
23:27
SPEAKER_05: It's always on the day they don't do it.
23:29
SPEAKER_00: Have you ever needed to say something to a woman about her makeup?
23:31
SPEAKER_00: Besides me, of course.
23:33
SPEAKER_05: You all the time.
23:34
SPEAKER_05: Hannah loves rouge.
23:37
SPEAKER_00: I do.
23:38
SPEAKER_05: Blush, whatever it's called.
23:39
SPEAKER_00: I do.
23:39
SPEAKER_05: To the point where sometimes I have to like wipe oh talk about touching a face.
23:43
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
23:43
SPEAKER_05: I have to wipe it down.
23:45
SPEAKER_05: Just like smooth the lines out a little bit.
23:51
SPEAKER_00: It's not my fault.
23:52
SPEAKER_00: The lighting in the back room sucks.
23:53
SPEAKER_00: You know?
23:54
SPEAKER_00: I don't know until I go out in daytime.
23:56
SPEAKER_00: That's a horror movie.
23:57
SPEAKER_00: Doing your makeup in crap in crap lighting and then going outside and realizing you look a little clownish.
24:04
SPEAKER_05: Oh my gosh.
24:05
SPEAKER_00: Okay, give me another one, Peter.
24:06
SPEAKER_05: I got another.
24:07
SPEAKER_05: These are terrible.
24:08
SPEAKER_05: Are you serious?
24:08
SPEAKER_05: I've got a terrible list of them.
24:10
SPEAKER_00: Okay, I have one.
24:11
SPEAKER_00: Something that scares me more than Halloween is outside clothes in bed.
24:17
SPEAKER_00: Peter does this off top.
24:20
SPEAKER_04: I do not.
24:21
SPEAKER_00: When somebody wears their clothes from the day and then gets into bed.
24:27
SPEAKER_05: Not to go to bed, just to like lay down for a little bit.
24:30
SPEAKER_00: Still, you're in the sacred space.
24:32
SPEAKER_05: I mean, dirty feet in bed's pretty gross.
24:34
SPEAKER_00: Dirty feet in bed is like the worst thing in the process.
24:37
SPEAKER_00: That's at the top of the list.
24:40
SPEAKER_05: Here's a good one.
24:41
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
24:42
SPEAKER_05: And I think you may have said this one actually.
24:43
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
24:44
SPEAKER_05: Anybody who texts me, we need to talk.
24:46
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
24:47
SPEAKER_00: That's the equivalent of someone texting you saying, Can you call me?
24:50
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
24:50
SPEAKER_00: Or can I call you?
24:52
SPEAKER_00: I'm like, just call me.
24:53
SPEAKER_00: Like, get it over with.
24:54
SPEAKER_02: What has really helped was that they had to text their parents before they could call because their parents were out of it.
25:02
SPEAKER_05: Well, yeah, that makes sense.
25:03
SPEAKER_02: So you don't know if they're busy or not.
25:05
SPEAKER_02: So if you want to talk to them, you text them and say, call me when you're free.
25:09
SPEAKER_00: I just need you to know you're contributing to my worst nightmare.
25:18
SPEAKER_00: Oh man.
25:19
SPEAKER_05: Um is right now it's it's I've gotten so used to it with employees.
25:24
SPEAKER_05: I can't tell you how often I have an employee that text me, hey, can we like we have an interesting line of communication with my employees to start?
25:30
SPEAKER_05: It's usually through these chats.
25:32
SPEAKER_05: We have internal chats and people are always chatting back and forth.
25:35
SPEAKER_05: No one ever calls me.
25:36
unknown: All right.
25:37
SPEAKER_05: The only people that call me are like my operations team.
25:40
SPEAKER_05: And so someone will just like ask me questions via chat.
25:43
SPEAKER_05: They'll talk to me via chat.
25:44
SPEAKER_05: It was always just like ongoing conversation via chat.
25:46
SPEAKER_05: Or I see them in person and we chat there, like just while we're in the gym.
25:49
SPEAKER_05: And every once in a while, an employee would chat me and say, Hey, do you have time to meet and talk tomorrow?
25:56
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
25:56
SPEAKER_05: And every time I'm like, So when when do you plan on quitting?
26:01
SPEAKER_05: Every time I just know that's where it's going.
26:04
SPEAKER_05: And nine out of ten times I'm That's funny.
26:07
SPEAKER_05: And one out of ten times like, yeah, I just have a question about XYZ.
26:10
SPEAKER_00: Like, great.
26:12
SPEAKER_05: I'd be happy to do it.
26:13
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
26:14
SPEAKER_05: But it's so funny.
26:16
SPEAKER_00: You just reminded me of another one.
26:18
SPEAKER_00: There's a few in this category.
26:20
SPEAKER_00: When you are standing in line for anything, if I have to stand in line to get a coffee, or if I have to wait to sit down at a breakfast place, like lines in general, period, are up there.
26:30
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
26:31
SPEAKER_00: Such a horror movie.
26:34
SPEAKER_04: That was it.
26:35
SPEAKER_00: Standing in line to eat, to eat specifically.
26:39
SPEAKER_00: Wow.
26:40
SPEAKER_00: I think it's terrible.
26:41
SPEAKER_00: Because if it's your favorite place and you were thinking of that place and you drove all the way there, or you walked all the way there, and you made an effort to be there, and then you have to, and you're so hungry, and there's like a hype in your mind, you're excited to be there.
26:52
SPEAKER_00: And then you get there and there's a huge line.
26:54
SPEAKER_05: You're just like Okay, huge line versus line.
26:56
SPEAKER_05: Big difference.
26:56
SPEAKER_05: Huge line.
26:57
SPEAKER_05: If line is like seven or less, I'm good.
27:00
SPEAKER_05: Sure.
27:00
SPEAKER_05: If the line is eight or more, you're so right.
27:03
SPEAKER_05: Uh actually I'd probably cut it to like six or less.
27:06
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
27:07
SPEAKER_05: At seven is usually I pretty have like my tipping point.
27:09
SPEAKER_05: Like every morning after uh our first class, I used to go grab coffee and some like breakfast with uh classgoers.
27:16
SPEAKER_05: And if the line was long enough to where I was like, okay, it's gonna take me 15 minutes in line, 15 minutes to get my food, I then have 15 minutes to eat my food, I'm out.
27:24
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, right.
27:24
SPEAKER_05: But it was like five minutes to get my food, I'll probably be okay.
27:27
SPEAKER_00: Totally.
27:28
SPEAKER_05: To piggyback off that though.
27:30
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
27:31
SPEAKER_05: Lines, not the worst thing.
27:33
SPEAKER_05: Being in line and the person behind you is touching the back of your heels with their toes.
27:39
SPEAKER_05: I want to like spin around and have like an elbow seizure and take them out.
27:44
SPEAKER_00: I think I could be that person sometimes.
27:46
SPEAKER_05: No question you are.
27:47
SPEAKER_00: Because I'm so impatient.
27:48
SPEAKER_05: Also while driving.
27:49
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
27:50
SPEAKER_05: The person who sits on your bumper.
27:51
SPEAKER_05: It's the same thing.
27:52
SPEAKER_05: We're all going to the same place.
27:53
SPEAKER_05: We're gonna get there at the same time.
27:56
SPEAKER_05: Get off me, bro.
27:58
SPEAKER_00: Um another issue I have is when I need to tip.
28:04
SPEAKER_05: How about the preset tip amounts?
28:06
SPEAKER_05: I get a$2 coffee and the tips are only one, two, and four dollars or something like that.
28:10
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
28:11
SPEAKER_00: Well, like I just I hate the fact that we're always choosing between tipping like 18, 20, 25, 30 percent.
28:19
SPEAKER_00: Those are your options.
28:20
SPEAKER_00: And then it confuses me.
28:22
SPEAKER_00: I'm given those options and then I'm like, wait, I I don't even need I'm not even required to tip this person.
28:27
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, the question nowadays is what is a tipable service?
28:29
SPEAKER_05: I worked in the service industry my entire life.
28:32
SPEAKER_05: I always base my life and my earnings off of my tips.
28:34
SPEAKER_05: I've always made tips.
28:35
SPEAKER_05: Right.
28:36
SPEAKER_05: And nowadays I feel like someone who's working a just like I don't even know how to say it, a non-tippable service job, like they're they're giving you the item that's already produced without any additional work.
28:49
SPEAKER_00: Right.
28:49
SPEAKER_05: Is expected to be tipped.
28:51
unknown: Yeah.
28:51
SPEAKER_05: Or like the kitchen, basically, like you're basically ordering at the counter for them to turn around and tell the kitchen what you need, and then the kitchen puts it on the the countertop and you take it.
28:58
SPEAKER_05: You really did more work than the person that's in between you and the kitchen.
29:03
SPEAKER_05: So am I tipped am I tip in the kitchen?
29:05
SPEAKER_05: And then really, like I should just be paying the kitchen with the costs that were already created and they're in the POS system.
29:13
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that was very specific.
29:14
SPEAKER_00: I appreciate that.
29:15
SPEAKER_00: And you I mean, you know, because you were working in the industry for a while.
29:18
SPEAKER_00: Obviously, I was a server for some time.
29:20
SPEAKER_00: You expect to get tips.
29:21
SPEAKER_00: I'm not even talking about that.
29:22
SPEAKER_00: I'm talking about like the person who's working at Starbucks at the front, you're working in the register.
29:30
SPEAKER_00: It's not my job to tip you.
29:32
SPEAKER_00: I actually think this is like the real epidemic.
29:34
SPEAKER_00: If if the money that's coming out of my coffee isn't enough to provide you with payment, that's not my problem.
29:42
SPEAKER_00: That's that's a larger issue at your company.
29:45
SPEAKER_03: Company-wide issue.
29:46
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
29:46
SPEAKER_00: Like, and everybody, you have to tip everywhere you go now.
29:49
SPEAKER_00: And I'm not talking about the standard places.
29:51
SPEAKER_00: Like you go and get a haircut, you're expected to tip your stylist.
29:54
SPEAKER_00: Like, there's certain things that obviously have always been there.
29:57
SPEAKER_00: I'm just talking about the new thing where like they provide me with a pad that tells me four options to tip them, and then I have to have a come to Jesus moment and be like, wait, I'm not tipping you.
30:06
SPEAKER_05: Well, think well, like this.
30:08
SPEAKER_05: If you think I'm just thinking about tips in general.
30:11
SPEAKER_00: Sometimes I'm like, you literally threw my bagel in the back.
30:14
SPEAKER_00: I'm not tipping you.
30:15
SPEAKER_05: Five dollars.
30:17
SPEAKER_05: But a a typical service to me was like when someone went above and beyond, you would thank them by giving them more than what they were being paid already.
30:25
SPEAKER_05: Like, here's your tips.
30:26
SPEAKER_05: Thank you so much for what you did.
30:28
SPEAKER_05: It it's like when I think of caddies on the golf course.
30:31
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
30:31
SPEAKER_05: They get paid an hourly rate and then you tip them on top of that.
30:34
SPEAKER_05: And you're tipping them based off of the level of service they gave you, how much they helped you.
30:37
SPEAKER_04: Right.
30:37
SPEAKER_05: Or like when you're on vacation and someone takes your bags, like, oh, thank you so much for taking my bags, here's a tip.
30:41
SPEAKER_05: But it's all just become expected to where like I don't know how much to tip people anymore.
30:45
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
30:46
SPEAKER_05: Because they're expecting to get it.
30:47
SPEAKER_05: So like there's a rate that's just like the baseline.
30:50
SPEAKER_05: Totally.
30:51
SPEAKER_05: That's an unwritten rule.
30:52
SPEAKER_05: And I don't know what that rule is.
30:54
SPEAKER_05: Is it 10%, 20%?
30:56
SPEAKER_05: If you just took my bags from the car to the lobby, is that five dollars?
31:00
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
31:00
SPEAKER_05: So it seems like, oh, it's a quick little thing.
31:01
SPEAKER_05: But if it's a nicer hotel, is it$40,$50?
31:04
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
31:05
SPEAKER_05: The hundred dollars?
31:05
SPEAKER_05: Where's the line that's drawn?
31:08
SPEAKER_05: And is that really going above and beyond, or is that now just the service?
31:11
SPEAKER_00: Sure.
31:12
SPEAKER_05: Which they're paid for.
31:12
SPEAKER_00: It is confusing.
31:13
SPEAKER_00: It is.
31:14
SPEAKER_00: It is.
31:15
SPEAKER_00: I like it when people just say, Hey, where's my tip?
31:17
SPEAKER_00: Like if somebody helps you with your bags and then they say, Where's my tip?
31:21
SPEAKER_00: I'm like, oh my God, you're right.
31:22
SPEAKER_00: I'm so sorry.
31:23
SPEAKER_00: I'm a crazy person that I forgot to tip you.
31:25
SPEAKER_00: You know, remember that happened when we were traveling?
31:27
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, it just happened.
31:28
SPEAKER_05: The guy took our bags from the car, put them on a cart, and then had us push the cart and then ask for a tip.
31:33
SPEAKER_05: And I'm thinking to myself, like, I only have a$50 bill.
31:37
SPEAKER_05: I am not giving you a$50 bill.
31:39
SPEAKER_05: You literally like took them out of the car, turned around, put them on a cart, and then I pushed the cart into the space, which I like, I was gonna do all of that anyways.
31:47
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
31:47
SPEAKER_05: But now I have to pay someone else to have done one-tenth of the work.
31:51
SPEAKER_00: We were prey, and he was a predator in that situation.
31:55
SPEAKER_00: Like he knows he's just looking for like the young family that's rushing with all their bags crooked and whatever.
32:04
SPEAKER_00: I don't know why, I just thought of another one.
32:06
SPEAKER_00: In high school, did you ever get that pit in your stomach when the teacher would call on you?
32:10
SPEAKER_00: And you had no idea what they were talking about.
32:14
SPEAKER_00: Like you were in La La Land.
32:16
SPEAKER_00: Did that ever happen to you?
32:17
SPEAKER_05: Uh, anytime it was about group reading, or like like the book that you had to have read, and there were questions asked, like, everyone knows I didn't read this.
32:25
SPEAKER_05: And then they'd start talking about it, and I'd again go off into Lala Land.
32:28
SPEAKER_05: Like, Peter, what are your thoughts on it?
32:30
SPEAKER_05: Well, I didn't even read it, but now you expect me to like partake in this session that I'm not paying attention to.
32:35
SPEAKER_00: That was the first experience of adulthood.
32:37
SPEAKER_00: It's like somebody asking you a question and you having to learn how to essentially bullshit.
32:42
SPEAKER_01: That's fair.
32:43
SPEAKER_00: Right?
32:44
SPEAKER_00: I do remember that happening to me once in I'll never forget it.
32:48
SPEAKER_00: I was in my American history class, and the teacher gave us these paragraphs to read.
32:55
SPEAKER_00: It was very easy.
32:56
SPEAKER_00: I just needed to sit there and read the paragraph at my desk.
32:58
SPEAKER_00: What did I do?
32:59
SPEAKER_00: Not read it.
33:00
SPEAKER_00: And afterwards the teacher says, Hannah, summarize this.
33:03
SPEAKER_00: Calls me up.
33:04
SPEAKER_00: Hannah, summarize this.
33:06
SPEAKER_00: I panicked.
33:07
SPEAKER_00: I think I just stuttered for like 30 seconds.
33:09
SPEAKER_00: I was like, I, I uh um uh trying to find words on the page that would scream out at me.
33:14
SPEAKER_00: And then afterwards, he just sort of stumbled and he was like, Okay, it's it's okay, relax.
33:19
SPEAKER_00: I'll go to someone else.
33:20
SPEAKER_00: Goes to someone else, I get up and now go to the bathroom because I'm so frazzled and like mortified that I didn't read this.
33:26
SPEAKER_00: As I'm leaving, leaving the room of the classroom, we're upstairs, the bathroom's downstairs, and the two there's a door that's open, and the stairs are right there.
33:38
SPEAKER_00: I'm leaving the classroom, I fall all the way down the stairs.
33:45
SPEAKER_00: I can hear, I get to the bottom of the stairs, I can hear the classroom erupting with laughter.
33:51
SPEAKER_00: And I'm just like, dang it.
33:53
SPEAKER_04: I haven't even fallen so many times in life.
33:56
SPEAKER_00: I've fallen so many times.
33:58
SPEAKER_00: I feel like I could dedicate an entire episode to just telling stories of falling.
34:02
SPEAKER_00: There's some that are so especially college.
34:04
SPEAKER_00: College, I fell all the time.
34:07
SPEAKER_00: You didn't?
34:07
SPEAKER_00: You haven't fallen?
34:08
SPEAKER_05: I've I can remember the one time I've ever really fallen, and it was while running in Los Angeles.
34:13
SPEAKER_05: And I was in like a good stride clip of Jimmy sidewalks in LA that are all sorts of broken and covered in dog poop.
34:23
SPEAKER_05: And I was like constantly playing frogger on the sidewalk.
34:26
SPEAKER_05: And yeah, like I caught a toe and took like a super long leap, almost fell on my face.
34:32
SPEAKER_00: The funny part about that is that one time.
34:34
SPEAKER_00: Wow, but you didn't actually fall?
34:35
SPEAKER_05: No, I can't say.
34:37
SPEAKER_00: Wow.
34:37
SPEAKER_00: That's incredible.
34:38
SPEAKER_05: So clumsy.
34:40
SPEAKER_05: What the hell is that?
34:42
SPEAKER_05: Uh one thing that I don't know why that made me think of it, but my biggest fear that I I I almost like forgot about because I've just avoided it so much as an adult mail.
34:49
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
34:50
SPEAKER_05: Mail.
34:50
SPEAKER_00: Oh man.
34:51
SPEAKER_05: General mail.
34:52
SPEAKER_00: I hate mail.
34:52
SPEAKER_05: Having the mail, I can pretty much guarantee it's not going to be a good day.
34:56
SPEAKER_05: Like there's there's never any good mail anymore.
34:59
SPEAKER_05: No one ever sends a letter and just like, hey, I miss you so much.
35:02
SPEAKER_05: You're such a great person, thinking of you.
35:04
SPEAKER_05: Here's my cute little card.
35:06
SPEAKER_05: That's why holidays.
35:07
SPEAKER_05: You owe this money that you forgot about.
35:09
SPEAKER_05: You owe this money that you're not wanting to spend, right?
35:12
SPEAKER_00: Jury duty.
35:13
SPEAKER_05: Jury duty.
35:14
SPEAKER_05: Oh my God, I got called into the worst form of jury duty.
35:18
SPEAKER_00: I can't talk about Peter's jury duty, but I will tell you, he's you're a very good citizen.
35:22
SPEAKER_00: That's what I'll say.
35:23
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
35:25
SPEAKER_00: That's why holiday cards are important, though.
35:27
SPEAKER_00: And I know everyone's like, what's the point of Christmas cards?
35:30
SPEAKER_00: Because we have social media and we already see your face all the time and your family all the time.
35:33
SPEAKER_00: I totally get it.
35:34
SPEAKER_00: But as someone who also hates mail in general, Christmas cards are so fun because you actually get to like your mail and open up gifts.
35:42
unknown: Yeah.
35:43
SPEAKER_00: Okay, I'm gonna do one more and then we're out of here.
35:45
unknown: Good.
35:46
SPEAKER_04: I gotta eat.
35:47
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, we'll go eat some breakfast.
35:48
SPEAKER_00: Last one is when the TV commercials are on.
35:54
SPEAKER_00: Full blast.
35:56
SPEAKER_00: Is when the TV commercials are on and then somebody starts talking to you or your phone is ringing, and there's a few sounds that happen all at once.
36:02
SPEAKER_00: This sometimes even happens on a drive where like my phone's ringing, my podcast goes to an ad, and there's a loud car next to me where I'm like, I have a moment.
36:11
SPEAKER_00: Oh my god, I did back into a pole recently.
36:14
SPEAKER_05: Hannah has a Thank you for bringing that up, a point of overwhelm where it's just too many noises going on at once and Hannah short circuits.
36:22
SPEAKER_00: I can't deal with sounds.
36:24
SPEAKER_05: So you have a hyper awareness of sounds.
36:27
SPEAKER_00: I have a hyper awareness to s to noises, certain noises.
36:30
SPEAKER_00: And I get so overwhelmed and irritated so quickly.
36:33
SPEAKER_00: And I always notice that my mom, like ever since I was a kid, if my mom got stressed about where she was driving, the music turns off.
36:40
SPEAKER_00: So I'm not alone.
36:41
SPEAKER_00: This is like a universal thing.
36:43
SPEAKER_05: You are your mom in so many ways.
36:44
SPEAKER_00: So TV commercials in particular, when they're really loud and then someone's trying to talk to me, I'm like during the World Series.
36:51
SPEAKER_05: I'm sitting here trying to do my work while we're watching the game, and every time the commercials come on, they're just full blast.
36:56
SPEAKER_05: And then people are talking from the kitchen at us, and I just I had to shut my laptop.
37:01
SPEAKER_05: I like close my eyes for a minute.
37:03
SPEAKER_05: I'm gonna do it.
37:04
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
37:05
SPEAKER_00: We're staying at Peter's parents now.
37:07
SPEAKER_00: If that wasn't made obvious by Peter's dad saying that he has to do the can I call you text message.
37:13
SPEAKER_00: I don't know if the microphone picked that up, so I'm just gonna announce what he said.
37:17
SPEAKER_00: It was perfect.
37:18
SPEAKER_00: It was a perfect interjection.
37:20
SPEAKER_00: I think I think the boomers are the ones who send it most, that text.
37:24
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
37:25
SPEAKER_00: But yeah, staying at Peter's parents.
37:26
SPEAKER_05: It's just unfortunate we've conditioned ourselves as a society so much to the point where we have to ask somebody if we can call.
37:32
SPEAKER_05: Right.
37:32
SPEAKER_05: I'm a just call me.
37:33
SPEAKER_00: Just call.
37:34
SPEAKER_05: Just call me.
37:35
SPEAKER_00: 120% just call me.
37:37
SPEAKER_00: If I don't want to talk to you, I won't answer.
37:39
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
37:39
SPEAKER_00: By the way, I'm never answering.
37:40
SPEAKER_00: So good luck.
37:42
SPEAKER_05: But also there's so many other options.
37:43
SPEAKER_05: There's a voicemail.
37:44
SPEAKER_05: Boom, there's number one.
37:45
SPEAKER_05: Two, there's a voice note.
37:46
SPEAKER_05: Second, you can also do voice to text.
37:48
SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna raise the bar a little bit.
37:50
SPEAKER_00: I think the best way to contact me is to just send me a voice memo.
37:54
SPEAKER_00: Because then I can listen to it whenever I'd like.
37:57
SPEAKER_00: Um I hate voicemails.
37:59
SPEAKER_00: But also don't call me.
38:00
SPEAKER_00: Don't do it.
38:00
SPEAKER_05: Because that's the thing you can't listen to it whenever you like.
38:02
SPEAKER_05: Just don't want to.
38:03
SPEAKER_05: I'll go to listen to on that note and the podcast.
38:08
SPEAKER_00: No, but DM me.
38:09
SPEAKER_00: DMs are lovely.
38:10
SPEAKER_00: I love those.
38:10
SPEAKER_00: What were you saying?
38:11
SPEAKER_00: You were in the middle of saying something.
38:12
SPEAKER_05: Oh, I think they should bring back walkie-talkie phones.
38:15
unknown: Totally.
38:16
SPEAKER_00: Should we do that?
38:17
SPEAKER_05: I think it's just called a phone call.
38:19
SPEAKER_00: Oh.
38:19
SPEAKER_05: Like the same thing.
38:20
SPEAKER_05: It's just fun to be like, boop, boop.
38:22
SPEAKER_05: Hey, what are you doing right now?
38:23
SPEAKER_00: Boop boop.
38:24
SPEAKER_00: It's true.
38:25
SPEAKER_05: Like this is gonna be the first time we've ever had neighbors as homeowners.
38:28
SPEAKER_05: I know.
38:29
SPEAKER_00: I'm so excited.
38:30
SPEAKER_05: And if I like my neighbors, it'd be pretty cool to have like a little walkie-talkie system.
38:33
SPEAKER_00: Oh, see, I feel like we're just getting into the we I wanted to really talk about like new home with you and all that stuff, but we gotta jump.
38:39
SPEAKER_00: So maybe we'll do another one.
38:41
SPEAKER_05: Nightmare number one, going into this new home, not knowing anybody around.
38:45
SPEAKER_05: Having a neighbor, we just don't like.
38:51
SPEAKER_00: That's like Kimmy Gibbler.
38:52
SPEAKER_00: Having a Kimmy Gibbler from Full House.
38:54
SPEAKER_05: But if they're a kid that's cute.
38:56
SPEAKER_05: Well Like I think of our friends who have little kids that come in next door all the time and like so unexpected, all of a sudden there's just a kid standing in their living room in the middle of the night.
39:03
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, so our friends have neighbors who play with their kids all the time.
39:07
SPEAKER_00: And they They said that the kid just shows up all the time in the house without them like ever knowing.
39:13
SPEAKER_05: And when their kids aren't aren't even there sometimes.
39:15
SPEAKER_05: Sometimes the kids will be in the living room playing.
39:17
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
39:18
SPEAKER_00: They'll just come out of the bathroom and then the kids like in the living room.
39:23
SPEAKER_00: And you're like, ah.
39:25
SPEAKER_00: Go home.
39:26
SPEAKER_00: But I do think that's cute.
39:28
SPEAKER_05: It is cute.
39:29
SPEAKER_05: That's fine.
39:30
SPEAKER_05: But having like the adult neighbor that comes over and does that.
39:32
SPEAKER_00: No, nobody wants like a creepy neighbor.
39:35
SPEAKER_00: I don't think we're gonna get creepy neighbors.
39:39
SPEAKER_03: Okay, it's time for breakfast.
39:41
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
39:41
SPEAKER_00: Well, this was lovely.
39:42
SPEAKER_00: Maybe I'll have you back and we'll talk about new house things.
39:45
SPEAKER_00: Totally.
39:46
SPEAKER_00: Fun things.
39:46
SPEAKER_00: Totally.
39:47
SPEAKER_00: Maybe I'll wait till we're in the new house.
39:49
SPEAKER_00: It'll be so soon.
39:50
SPEAKER_00: Okay, well, this was lovely.
39:51
SPEAKER_00: Thank you guys so much for listening.
39:53
SPEAKER_00: If you have any horror movies that you would like to add that Peter and I did not get to, DM us.
39:57
SPEAKER_00: Let us know.
39:58
SPEAKER_05: Horror movies?
39:59
SPEAKER_05: I thought this was Halloween scary.
40:01
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, things that are scarier than Halloween.
40:02
SPEAKER_00: It's like a horror movie.
40:03
SPEAKER_00: A horror movie.
40:04
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, whatever.
40:05
SPEAKER_00: I just I've said it so many different ways.
40:07
SPEAKER_00: Now I don't even know how to say it.
40:10
SPEAKER_00: But anyways, thank you so much for listening.
40:12
SPEAKER_00: I hope everyone has a lovely week.
40:14
SPEAKER_00: Oh, enjoy the first week of November.
40:17
SPEAKER_00: It's like 70 degrees here.
40:18
SPEAKER_00: It doesn't feel like November just yet.
40:20
SPEAKER_05: It's weirdly nice out.
40:21
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but all the leaves are gone.
40:22
SPEAKER_00: Like what?
40:22
SPEAKER_00: Can I get my money back?
40:24
SPEAKER_05: God, opening anything on Instagram right now, that's my fear.
40:27
SPEAKER_05: Because it's just doom and gloom left and right everywhere you go.
40:30
SPEAKER_00: That's why we're gonna just sit here and listen to Christmas carols.
40:32
SPEAKER_05: Totally.
40:33
SPEAKER_00: Right?
40:34
SPEAKER_00: All right.
40:34
SPEAKER_00: Love you guys.
40:35
SPEAKER_00: Enjoy your week.
40:36
SPEAKER_00: Bye for now.