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Phone Tap PODCAST: Buy My Kids · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: I'm moving point five. Hello. Hi, is this Kate? Yes, Hey, Kate,
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  Speaker 1: how are you? This is Tanner. I believe you just started. Hey, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: how you doing. We haven't spoke yet. You just started
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  Speaker 1: nannying my kids though. Yeah. Yeah, it's nice to meet you.
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  Speaker 1: It's nice to actually talk to you. Melinda has said
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  Speaker 1: some great things about you and how great you are
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  Speaker 1: with the kids. Oh, thank you so much. That's that's
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  Speaker 1: so nice of you to say. I love the girls.
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  Speaker 1: They're so so great. It's been really fun to work
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  Speaker 1: with them. Yeah, they're pretty cool. So, Hey, I wanted
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  Speaker 1: to ask you something and if we could keep this
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  Speaker 1: strictly off the record, it would be great. Uh. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: So we've been talking my wife and I for the
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  Speaker 1: last couple of weeks, and we're both in agreement that
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  Speaker 1: we would like to sell our kids to you. I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: What Yeah, yeah, they love hanging out with you, and
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  Speaker 1: you get along so well with them. I wanted to
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  Speaker 1: give you first crack. I mean, I don't understand you
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  Speaker 1: want to you want to sell what you You sound
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  Speaker 1: like you're laughing. I'm being serious right now. No, this
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  Speaker 1: I mean you're joking, right, this is this is a joke,
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  Speaker 1: like you're not actually gonna sell your care. No. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we decided that we just can't do it. We're so
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  Speaker 1: busy and I just don't think we have time, so
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna have to sell them. And I figured, since
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  Speaker 1: you are are nanny and you're doing such a great job,
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  Speaker 1: why not give you first shot. I'm sorry, Are you
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  Speaker 1: serious right now? Yeah? I am. My wife and I
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  Speaker 1: talked about it and we figured this is the best thing. No,
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  Speaker 1: you can't do that. This is I mean, completely wrong
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  Speaker 1: and illegal and well, I you know, I just need
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  Speaker 1: to know if you're interested, because we do have some
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  Speaker 1: other parties that are inquiring, and you know, if you're interested,
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  Speaker 1: I would love to give them to you first because
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  Speaker 1: I know that you've you know, you've been around them
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  Speaker 1: a little bit. You know how they are to hand.
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  Speaker 1: You can't do this. You can't. You can't sell your children.
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  Speaker 1: They're your children. Oh yeah, no, I mean that's why
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  Speaker 1: I can sell them, because they're mine and i'd like
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  Speaker 1: for them to be yours if you're interested. This isn't
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  Speaker 1: We don't live like it's not like three hundred years
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  Speaker 1: ago where you could like sell your kids to the circus,
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  Speaker 1: like you have a responsibility. I mean you can't. I
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  Speaker 1: would never sell them to the circus. That's why I'm
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  Speaker 1: asking you. Have you lost your mind? This is I've
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  Speaker 1: got totally absurd. Absurd. You're concerned about the price. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: everybody has their price. You can't put a price on
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  Speaker 1: your children, are you crazy? Well, actually, a couple of
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  Speaker 1: the ladies and my wife's yoga class already have put
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  Speaker 1: a price on them. And that's why. Yeah, that's why
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to ask you to see if you had
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  Speaker 1: a better offer, and I would actually give it to
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  Speaker 1: you cheaper, just because I don't really know them. Ridiculous.
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  Speaker 1: You can't sell your children. It's completely illegal. No, Actually,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I've checked with a lawyer and I can.
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  Speaker 1: It's sort of like an adoption thing, except you slide
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  Speaker 1: us a little bit of money on the side. Here's
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  Speaker 1: the thing, though, you can't just take one. They're a
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  Speaker 1: package deal. You can't just take the baby and stick
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  Speaker 1: us with the toddler. That's not gonna work out for
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  Speaker 1: me at all. You can't do this. You can't sell
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  Speaker 1: your children. Is that a yes or no? Or you're
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  Speaker 1: kind of interested? It's a no. I'm not buying your children.
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  Speaker 1: It's the most ridiculous thing anyone has ever said to me. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you suit yourself. I guess I'm gonna have to put
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  Speaker 1: them up on Craigslist. Then you are sick. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: call the cops. Okay, I'm gonna report you. Actually, you
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  Speaker 1: don't need to report me, because everybody's listening right now.
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean everyone is listening. Yeah, it's a joke.
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  Speaker 1: Your friend wanted to mess with you. Is a joke. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: it's a joke. He said, you just started nannying for
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  Speaker 1: a new family and wanted me to mess with you.
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  Speaker 1: Oh oh my god. Hey, but you know what, if
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  Speaker 1: you do want to buy those kids, I probably could
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  Speaker 1: get you a screaming deal. I'm surprised you didn't take
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  Speaker 1: me up on the offer.