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Top 10 Phone Taps of 2022: #4 Doogan Sends You To Valhalla · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: to number four on the countdown of the top ten
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  Speaker 1: phone taps of Christmas, and today we call a babysitter
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  Speaker 1: who's been working with one family for years now. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but recently she told them she's going to be moving
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  Speaker 1: away to accept a job in a new city. Of
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  Speaker 1: course they're gonna miss her, but they thought the best
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  Speaker 1: way to send her off is with a little prank
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  Speaker 1: call from their favorite. It's your number four phone tap
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  Speaker 1: of the year right now, it's Brooking Jeffreys ten phone
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  Speaker 1: taps at Christmas four. Hello, Hi, this is Karen Horsweiler.
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  Speaker 1: I got your number from Megan about babysitting. Oh yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's right. Hi. How are you? I don't know if
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  Speaker 1: you have any time this Saturday in the afternoon to
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  Speaker 1: maybe come by for a few hours and watch them
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  Speaker 1: while I run errands. Gosh, I know it's last minute,
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  Speaker 1: I'll double your rate. I am so sorry. Yeah I can.
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  Speaker 1: I can do something kind of last minute for a
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  Speaker 1: little bit. And I appreciate you know the rate, So
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  Speaker 1: I appreciate you. There is just one thing I mean,
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  Speaker 1: since you haven't met him. I do have a six
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  Speaker 1: year old named Dugan who you'll be watching. Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 1: do you think you have a second right now to
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  Speaker 1: talk on the phone. I know it's not ideal, just
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  Speaker 1: to introduce yourself. Say hi. So he's not too scared
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  Speaker 1: when you come on Saturday. Of course, no problem at all.
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  Speaker 1: I can say hi, Okay, Dugan, Dugan, Honey, come to
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  Speaker 1: the phone. There's a nice woman who's gonna babysit you
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  Speaker 1: and she wants to talk to you. Can you can
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  Speaker 1: you say hi? Hi? Hi? Hi? Do then Hi Hi.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna hang out for a little bit on Saturday.
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  Speaker 1: You're a pretty voice. Oh oh, thank you. You have
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  Speaker 1: a you have a fun boy. So I'm looking forward
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  Speaker 1: to meeting you. I want I wanna in the mouth
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  Speaker 1: of a pelican. That's fun. My mommy doesn't believe me,
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  Speaker 1: but I've been reborn many times. Oh, I was a
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  Speaker 1: Viking in a past life. That just so many people
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  Speaker 1: do get. Wow, you such an imagination. Gosh, I'm so sorry.
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  Speaker 1: I just I heard what he said about living in
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  Speaker 1: a pelican's mouth. That is oh, how funny. Yeah, and
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  Speaker 1: those past lives, he's a he's a deep one, he said.
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  Speaker 1: What I didn't hear that part. I think he said
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  Speaker 1: he's had many past lives and he was a Viking.
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  Speaker 1: I mean that's something. I don't think you heard him right.
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  Speaker 1: He doesn't know anything about that. We don't even allow
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  Speaker 1: him to watch TV. I run a very strict household,
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  Speaker 1: no device. Okay, Dugan, can you say sorry to Madison
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  Speaker 1: for being too silly? Can we play Viking Hoard when
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  Speaker 1: you come over? Viking Ward? How are you so to
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  Speaker 1: rest in the fires of our Holla? What did I
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  Speaker 1: tell you about saying you're going to send people to behola?
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  Speaker 1: That is not nice. It is not nice. Wow, you
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  Speaker 1: said he didn't know anything about Vikings, but he really
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  Speaker 1: knows a lot about it. Well, I do think I
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  Speaker 1: should probably be a little bit more open and honest
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  Speaker 1: with you, Madison. Oh yeah, it's just that Dugan really
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  Speaker 1: does believe he was a Viking in a past life.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know where he gets it. From I just
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  Speaker 1: know that it's scared the last three babysitters away. We're
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  Speaker 1: actually so frightened. They left running from the house. So
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  Speaker 1: I am just so thankful that you have time on Saturday. Well,
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  Speaker 1: so they left running from her house. Hey wow, I
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  Speaker 1: want I want to lay your body in the bath
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  Speaker 1: and give you a Viking funeral. Juan, Wow, Oh my gosh. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: oh my god. Okay, we're just we're just gonna have
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  Speaker 1: to tell Madison right now. No, I want to give
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  Speaker 1: it a Viking funeral. Okay, Okay, you know, I would
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  Speaker 1: love to speak to your mommy, Jugan, you're my mommy.
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  Speaker 1: No no, no, Maison's my new mommy. No no no, no,
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  Speaker 1: no mommy no no. Yeah. I'm sorry, my god, I
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  Speaker 1: am so sorry. You know, I'm actually really sorry because
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  Speaker 1: I didn't realize on Saturday, I already have like a
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  Speaker 1: scheduling conflict with the moving company. I thought they were
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  Speaker 1: coming on Sunday, but they're coming on Saturday. So I'm
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  Speaker 1: not evil. No, I'm I'm I'm You're a liar. You
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  Speaker 1: know where liars go. He m missus, missus Hostler. I'm sorry. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. Dugan, We're just gonna have
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  Speaker 1: to tell her now that this is a prank phone
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  Speaker 1: call and that you don't actually want to set her
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  Speaker 1: lifeless body on fire. Dugan, what, Yeah, this is actually
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  Speaker 1: Brooke from the radio show Brook at Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 1: We're doing a prank phone call on you. You were
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  Speaker 1: set up by Megan. Oh my god. Yeah, you know Megan,
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  Speaker 1: the lady who hires you to babysit the normal kids. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: She said you were moving away next month and wanted
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  Speaker 1: to send you off with a laugh. He did and
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  Speaker 1: a little heart attack. Dugan is actually my co host,
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  Speaker 1: jeff Yeah, what's up. I'm sorry he was using a
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  Speaker 1: voice changer. You were too good at being that. It's
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  Speaker 1: made my Viking wring Girl super freaky. That was your
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  Speaker 1: number four phone up of twenty twenty two. Brooke and
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  Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning