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Phone Tap: Sexy Long Haul Truckers · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One of the hardest things that we have to deal
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  Speaker 1: with on this show is just getting people to answer
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  Speaker 1: their phones when we call. Seriously, a lot of people
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  Speaker 1: just don't do that anymore unless you're paid to, which
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  Speaker 1: is why we call the guy today whose job is
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  Speaker 1: to answer those one eight hundred how's my Driving calls.
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  Speaker 2: From trucks out on the road.
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  Speaker 1: Lately, he's been getting a lot of bizarre and strange feedback,
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  Speaker 1: but he has never had one like this where we
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  Speaker 1: actually recorded fake driving noises and put them behind Brook
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  Speaker 1: here in the studio.
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  Speaker 2: Look at you, guys.
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  Speaker 1: I know you're gonna hear in your phone tap right now.
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  Speaker 3: Another for transport services this as well. How can I
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  Speaker 3: help you?
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  Speaker 2: Hi? Hi h? I saw this on the back of
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  Speaker 2: a truck. It says how's my driving? And there's like
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  Speaker 2: a phone number.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, this is the place to call. Do you have
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  Speaker 3: a truck ID number that you're calling about?
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  Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, I wouldn't miss it.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, can you tell me take that down real quick?
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  Speaker 2: XB dash six And I'm actually following it right now.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, you got it. Did you have a complaint or
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  Speaker 3: a comment you would like to log or ask me about?
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  Speaker 2: Actually I have a compliment.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, so he's driving, well, then I.
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  Speaker 2: Just think he is rather good looking.
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  Speaker 3: Oh okay, well this which isn't like a way to
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  Speaker 3: like connect you with the driver. It's more so weekend monitor.
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  Speaker 2: Really hear you right now. But I just have a
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  Speaker 2: quick question because I'm a so mady. He's single.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know why you would assume that I drove
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  Speaker 3: next to him.
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  Speaker 2: I drove next to him and I did that horn
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  Speaker 2: pull thing.
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  Speaker 4: You know, dun dubh, and there was no ring on
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  Speaker 4: that hand.
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  Speaker 3: So my question, well, that's interesting. I don't know why
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  Speaker 3: you're telling me all of this.
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  Speaker 2: Just wait listen, I need his name.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, Unfortunately, I'm not able to disclose that information to callers.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, you you have a seamy radio. Can you
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  Speaker 4: just like deliver a message from me? Then?
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  Speaker 3: M No, that would actually be a breach in our
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  Speaker 3: contract with our drivers.
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  Speaker 2: Rosebud over and out.
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  Speaker 4: There's a lady following you who thinks you are sexy, right,
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  Speaker 4: she is sexy too.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I will need to end this call unless there's
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  Speaker 3: anything that I need to address about their drive as.
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  Speaker 2: Now what you know, what? Can you just leave him
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  Speaker 2: a message from me?
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  Speaker 3: Hmm?
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  Speaker 2: It's really quick.
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  Speaker 4: I just need you to tell him when he stopped
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  Speaker 4: to get gas at exit thirty nine, I was just
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  Speaker 4: joking about putting an air tag on his truck.
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  Speaker 3: Sam, Come on, no.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I was joking. He did do that.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: It didn't come off as flirty as I wanted it to.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. Maybe it sounded like threatening.
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  Speaker 3: I'll tell you what. I'm gonna take your name down.
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  Speaker 2: Wait are you hitting on me?
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  Speaker 3: Quite the opposite, ma'am. I'm actually concerned about you and
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  Speaker 3: the safety of our driver.
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  Speaker 2: Now, you could just tell him it's the hottie and
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  Speaker 2: the Red Civic.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, that's a Red Civic. What's the year of that?
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  Speaker 2: Oh? No, one never tells her age.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, this is troubling, man. You should probably turn around
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  Speaker 3: and go home.
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  Speaker 2: You can make a U turn on a freeway.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, ma'am. If you made a U turn on
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  Speaker 3: a highway, that that wouldn't be safe or legal.
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  Speaker 2: You like, I've never been arrested before. Okay, that's funny.
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  Speaker 2: That's funny. Listen.
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  Speaker 4: If you're not gonna give me his information, can you
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  Speaker 4: just tell him that my address is all my brazier
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  Speaker 4: so he could just send it back.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I absolutely will not do that, and I hope
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  Speaker 3: your brazier is no. We're on or near our vehicle.
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  Speaker 2: I signed my bron I put it in his passenger seat.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah what well, I tossed it in there because back
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  Speaker 4: in the diner he left the window open a crack.
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  Speaker 2: Oh man, I didn't introduced myself. I didn't want to
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  Speaker 2: look like a stalker.
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  Speaker 3: Man. That's exactly what you're doing by not following my
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  Speaker 3: directions and not listening to me right now.
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  Speaker 2: Oh.
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  Speaker 4: I also rode on the backside of the bra I
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  Speaker 4: wrote down my favorite radio show, Broke It, Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 4: the Morning.
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  Speaker 3: I don't even see how that's relevant. I need you
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  Speaker 3: to hang up the phone and turn off the net
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  Speaker 3: and stop following.
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  Speaker 4: We're the ones that do the frank phone calls, you know,
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  Speaker 4: like this one that you're on right now.
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  Speaker 3: What can you not.
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  Speaker 2: You can't hear me? Maybe maybe can you hear me better?
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  Speaker 3: Now?
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  Speaker 2: This is actually.
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  Speaker 3: Why is the driving stopped?
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  Speaker 4: Because this is actually broke from the radio show Broke
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  Speaker 4: It Jeffrey in the Morning, and I'm I'm in a
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  Speaker 4: radio studio right now.
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  Speaker 2: And that was just a sound effect.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, what are you kidding.
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  Speaker 4: No, your boss Eleater wrote us and said, it's your
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  Speaker 4: one year anniversary at your jobs.
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  Speaker 3: Oh no, oh man, no, we've had people follow our
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  Speaker 3: drivers before.
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  Speaker 2: She told me that. She said, you deal with a
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  Speaker 2: lot of weirdos.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but most of them don't sign a bra and
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  Speaker 3: put it in the driver's seat.
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  Speaker 2: Oh that was actually my favorite one.
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  Speaker 4: So I do need that back if you could send
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  Speaker 4: it to the radio station.
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  Speaker 3: No wait, did you wait? No, you're kidding me. Wake
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  Speaker 3: Up every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on the
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