THE HORSE IS VERY AWARE OF YOU

Worthless Clowns · Oct 29, 2026 · 46m

Brittany’s cleaning up a toilet bowl full of vomit at her first job, and falling in love with a horse named Fiona. Ali’s shrimp molts and leaves a ghostly shell behind. A listener experiences the poop version of Woodstock ‘99. Memories of plumbing snakes, a search for a lost chicken, and the poop cruise documentary.

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