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Phone Tap PODCAST: Nervous Sheep · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson. What's one eight hundred d y away?
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  Speaker 1: Not getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice.
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  Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's
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  Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away another Jewels on
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  Speaker 1: the twenties to me, I'm moving five. Hello, all right,
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  Speaker 1: I was looking for Tom. This is him. Hey Tom,
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  Speaker 1: this is Casey right back. I'm calling from it. Oh, hey, Casey,
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  Speaker 1: how are you. I'm good. I'm in the human resources division.
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  Speaker 1: How are you? Oh, I'm too and great, man, I
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  Speaker 1: was hoping to hear from you. Good. Yeah, Marcy just
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  Speaker 1: told me that they hired you for the marketing position.
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  Speaker 1: That's awesome. Welcome aboard. Well, thank you very much, man,
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  Speaker 1: I appreciate it. Yeah, we just need to schedule some
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  Speaker 1: time for you to come in here and do paperwork
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  Speaker 1: and then get sprayed and we're good. Let's see. I'm
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  Speaker 1: sorry to come into paperwork and then one get sprayed. Um,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I don't like a company charm or something.
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  Speaker 1: Nobody Nobody told you about the initiation. No, no, not
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  Speaker 1: at all. Oh well, it's actually more of a tradition.
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  Speaker 1: But but before you sign out to be officially part
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  Speaker 1: of the team. Um, we pepper spray you in the face. Wait,
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  Speaker 1: pepper spray like eyes watering? Right, yeah, choking? Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: people freak out. We just had a new hire in
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  Speaker 1: the other day. We had to actually evacuate the office
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  Speaker 1: because all the pepper spray and stuff. We gotten a
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  Speaker 1: little bit of heat for that, but it's still a
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  Speaker 1: fun little thing we do. Did you seriously you? I
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  Speaker 1: mean there's like if there's some sort of signing bonus
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  Speaker 1: for like going through this or like, I mean no,
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  Speaker 1: it's just it's just how you get to be a
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  Speaker 1: part of the team. You'll be laughing when it happens.
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  Speaker 1: It's oh man, yeah, I mean that's just that's just
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  Speaker 1: a little you're telling me. Marcy went through this, everybody's
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  Speaker 1: gone through it. Yeah, no offense, but I prefer nons
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  Speaker 1: to do it. I mean, like I want to come
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  Speaker 1: work for you guys for sure, but like, is there
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  Speaker 1: something else I can do, like to show you that.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like like, remember, yeah, that's what I was gonna say.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, I thought you wanted to be a
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  Speaker 1: part of this team. What if I just did something
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  Speaker 1: It was like just like idiotic, like you know, hopped
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  Speaker 1: around the office on one leg all day, or like
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  Speaker 1: build out my paperwork underwater or something. You know, like
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  Speaker 1: we've pretty much gone past that here though. We're a
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  Speaker 1: bunch of branksters, you know, we just have fun. Like
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  Speaker 1: it's like I said, like it sounds like a lot
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  Speaker 1: of fun from like everyone's perspective. But the person did it.
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  Speaker 1: I suppose we could taser you, would you rather? Well?
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  Speaker 1: I think it is like just degrees it terrible, Like
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  Speaker 1: all right, well, I guess there is something else we
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  Speaker 1: could do. And what would that be a little thing
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  Speaker 1: called the nervous sheep. The nervous sheep. We don't do
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  Speaker 1: it often, but you could probably do that. And what
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  Speaker 1: is and what is that? I mean, all I can
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  Speaker 1: say about this is the last time we did it
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  Speaker 1: when the cops were called. The cops were called the
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  Speaker 1: last time you did this? Yeah, because well they said
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  Speaker 1: the sheep's in the basement seemed nervous and agitated. That's all.
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  Speaker 1: We call it. The nervous sheep. Now do you want
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  Speaker 1: me to sheep? I didn't say anything of the sort.
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  Speaker 1: I just said the initiation is called the nervous sheep.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to work for your company like people
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  Speaker 1: are getting sprayed in the face hazard or sheep. Like.
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  Speaker 1: There's no way you're telling me you don't want to
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  Speaker 1: work at a company where people are getting pepper sprayed,
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  Speaker 1: tazard and sheep. No, I have no desire. I can't
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  Speaker 1: believe Marcy works. I can't believe she'd even recommend me
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  Speaker 1: for the job. Hey, this is actually Jewel from Brook
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  Speaker 1: and Jewel. In the morning, I'm moving eighty two point
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  Speaker 1: five doing a phone tap on you. Are you kidding me? No,
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  Speaker 1: your your new co workers set you up. They wanted
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  Speaker 1: to welcome you to the office. Oh my god, I
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  Speaker 1: can't believe you weren't gonna get pepper sprayed for your jobs.
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  Speaker 1: Know that you're clearly not a team player. Oh you guys,
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  Speaker 1: Oh bad. You guys wake up every morning with jubil
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  Speaker 1: book taps weekday mornings on the twenties. Holy on, moving
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  Speaker 1: Daddy two point five