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Phone Tap: Marco's Bachelor Party · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: It's broken Jeffrey in the morning. And here's an interesting strategy.
• 0:03
  Speaker 1: What do you do if you're us and you're prank
• 0:06
  Speaker 1: calling someone who's heard of our show before. The thing
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  Speaker 1: is we can actually tinker with our voices using some
• 0:13
  Speaker 1: of the equipment here to change our pitch and our tone.
• 0:16
  Speaker 1: And that's what we had to do today when we
• 0:18
  Speaker 1: call the best man of a wedding who's supposed to
• 0:21
  Speaker 1: be planning the bachelor party, but apparently he's been dropping
• 0:25
  Speaker 1: the ball little taking his time, shocking, So time for
• 0:28
  Speaker 1: a real party beast to step in and show him
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  Speaker 1: how it's supposed to be done in your phone.
• 0:34
  Speaker 2: Tap right now? Hello, Yo? Is this Ryle's.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Riley Root, Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Riley right. That'd be a sick lass name. But you're
• 0:54
  Speaker 2: Riley right.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 0:57
  Speaker 2: I said it again. Bro, it's topper Man. What's upper who?
• 1:03
  Speaker 1: No, you're funny bro. Oh Marco said you'd be a riot.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, So wait a minute. So you're Marco's friend, you
• 1:11
  Speaker 3: know Marco.
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  Speaker 2: Correction, I'm Marco's best man squire.
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  Speaker 3: Well, actually no you're not, because I'm Marco's best man.
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  Speaker 2: Right. We're like Co best geez, like Co Mass.
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  Speaker 4: We're not.
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  Speaker 3: I actually have no idea who you are.
• 1:28
  Speaker 2: Well, here's the deal.
• 1:30
  Speaker 1: Marco told me that you were kind of like dropping
• 1:32
  Speaker 1: the ball on the bachelor party. So he wants to
• 1:35
  Speaker 1: let the big dog take over kind of run the
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  Speaker 1: show from here.
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  Speaker 3: No, it's dog, I got Oh.
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  Speaker 2: Really you got it? Like what do you have planned?
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  Speaker 3: I mean, nothing in stone yet? But uh uh great.
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  Speaker 2: Idea exactly bro.
• 1:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so listen, I stepped up big time like Topper does,
• 1:55
  Speaker 1: and I booked us some strippers.
• 1:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:59
  Speaker 1: Bro, this is just my idea, like kind of just
• 2:02
  Speaker 1: like a top shelf thing. But if things go plan accordingly,
• 2:08
  Speaker 1: we just like talk to them, you know, just like converseate.
• 2:13
  Speaker 3: You book strippers to conversate.
• 2:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, like we could connect with them on
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  Speaker 1: like a deeper level, find out who they are and
• 2:24
  Speaker 1: what passions they have. What do strippers do like on
• 2:29
  Speaker 1: a typical Sunday? Are they more target girls or is
• 2:33
  Speaker 1: it just like Sephora.
• 2:36
  Speaker 3: How about I take back the duties and we go
• 2:39
  Speaker 3: drink somewhere.
• 2:40
  Speaker 1: Oh oh drinks, bro, I thought that, Oh you did, Yeah,
• 2:45
  Speaker 1: because after we can all go head out to a bar.
• 2:49
  Speaker 1: No alcohol, of course, just juice or like milk.
• 2:54
  Speaker 4: Or if they have it, Like, Bro, no nolcohol?
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  Speaker 3: Bro, do you even know?
• 3:02
  Speaker 2: Marco, I don't think that.
• 3:05
  Speaker 1: You know, like the reason for just juice is because,
• 3:09
  Speaker 1: like you know, we make our own fun. Oh my god,
• 3:12
  Speaker 1: So like picture this if one of our bros is
• 3:16
  Speaker 1: like randomly starts up some duck duck goose at the table, right.
• 3:20
  Speaker 3: All right, dude, I don't need to hear that.
• 3:22
  Speaker 1: It's like, I'm not gonna stop it. You know, it
• 3:25
  Speaker 1: could get like pretty insane.
• 3:27
  Speaker 4: No, that's not the definition of insane. Is this is
• 3:32
  Speaker 4: not gonna happen. No, Marco, I'm back on. You're out.
• 3:35
  Speaker 1: I appreciate your passion, but you can't change anything because
• 3:39
  Speaker 1: I already booked a party bus.
• 3:42
  Speaker 3: You did what?
• 3:43
  Speaker 1: I hired my old middle school teacher, mister Mandelbaum. He's
• 3:47
  Speaker 1: totally sick. He's gonna come with so that he could
• 3:50
  Speaker 1: teach us about like the dangers of like drugs and
• 3:54
  Speaker 1: various hallucinogens.
• 3:55
  Speaker 4: What the actual that's a terrible idea. Well, the answer
• 4:01
  Speaker 4: is no to all of it.
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  Speaker 2: Bro.
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  Speaker 1: You can't put the kaibosh on Mandelbaumb because he's like
• 4:06
  Speaker 1: a solid dude. He hooked up with my mom back
• 4:09
  Speaker 1: in eighth grade, and he's like almost like my stepdad,
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  Speaker 1: I don't.
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  Speaker 4: Care about your weird middle school teacher Marco an all
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  Speaker 4: Jews bachelor party.
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  Speaker 3: These ideas suck.
• 4:21
  Speaker 2: Okay, bro, you need to chill like big time to hear.
• 4:25
  Speaker 1: Mister Mandelbaum once told me that there are no sucky ideas,
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  Speaker 1: you know what, just sucky prank calls on the radio,
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  Speaker 1: and this is.
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  Speaker 2: One of them.
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  Speaker 3: What the hell are you talking about?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, because yeah, I'm not really top or I don't
• 4:40
  Speaker 1: really know Marco. My name is actually jeff from a
• 4:43
  Speaker 1: radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
• 4:45
  Speaker 2: And we're doing a phone tap on you, which means
• 4:49
  Speaker 2: it means Marco set you up to be pranked on
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  Speaker 2: the radio. Dude, it's a joke.
• 4:57
  Speaker 1: No, man, Marco told us that you were put in
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  Speaker 1: charge of the bats party. You hadn't really planned anything yet,
• 5:01
  Speaker 1: so he thought Topper should like step in and like
• 5:05
  Speaker 1: light a fire.
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  Speaker 4: No, dude, top, No, Topper has the worst ideas ever,
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  Speaker 4: not according to.
• 5:12
  Speaker 2: My almost step dad, mister Mandelbom. Yeah.
• 5:16
  Speaker 4: The only thing I could think during that was like,
• 5:18
  Speaker 4: oh my god, he's probably not your stepdad.
• 5:20
  Speaker 2: You know, is mister m like my brother.
• 5:24
  Speaker 3: You should ask your mom that I have looked there.
• 5:26
  Speaker 4: I don't know job the week up every morning was
• 5:31
  Speaker 4: FO Dads Weekday Mornings on the twenties, brooking Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 4: the morning