Latest / Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps / Phone Tap: What Can I Steal?

Transcript

Phone Tap: What Can I Steal? · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: Real quick, Brook. Last thing you stole from a hotel?
• 0:04
  Speaker 2: Oh okay, Alex, I don't want stuff from there, real see.
• 0:12
  Speaker 2: I hear about people doing this all the time, and
• 0:14
  Speaker 2: they think that it's okay.
• 0:16
  Speaker 1: What stealing from hotels? Oh I stole the desk. That's impressive.
• 0:22
  Speaker 1: I don't know how you snuff that out. You're the
• 0:24
  Speaker 1: reason that they nail a nice lotion.
• 0:26
  Speaker 2: Now that you say that, I wanted to get some
• 0:30
  Speaker 2: clarity once and for all on this. That's why I
• 0:33
  Speaker 2: call a woman who works the front desk at a hotel.
• 0:35
  Speaker 1: Man.
• 0:37
  Speaker 2: You know what I should have done is asked her
• 0:39
  Speaker 2: to package all the stuff up for me in a
• 0:40
  Speaker 2: bag and just have it ready. But I didn't do that.
• 0:44
  Speaker 2: I tried to do it the more respectable way. And
• 0:47
  Speaker 2: you're gonna hear how that went down in your phone
• 0:49
  Speaker 2: tap right now.
• 0:55
  Speaker 1: Thank you for calling Sweets Hotel. This Isina. How man
• 0:58
  Speaker 1: I help you? Hi, Dina.
• 1:00
  Speaker 2: I'm going to be staying with you about a week
• 1:02
  Speaker 2: from today, and I'm wondering what I'm allowed to steal? What? Yeah,
• 1:09
  Speaker 2: in terms of me like taking something without asking, like
• 1:12
  Speaker 2: what won't you press charges for? Uh? No?
• 1:16
  Speaker 1: Or not? You like the hotel. I'm sorry, is that
• 1:21
  Speaker 1: a real question?
• 1:22
  Speaker 2: Oh? It is?
• 1:23
  Speaker 1: Are you really asking me that? That's why I'm calling.
• 1:25
  Speaker 1: I just want to know what's okay for me to take.
• 1:28
  Speaker 1: I mean, I don't think anything's okay for you to take.
• 1:31
  Speaker 1: I mean, like, right right now, I get it.
• 1:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, nothing should be okay for me to take, but
• 1:36
  Speaker 2: everybody does. So can I just go down the list
• 1:40
  Speaker 2: here and you just say yay or nay?
• 1:42
  Speaker 1: I think maybe you should speak with my manager about this. Yeah, no, thanks,
• 1:46
  Speaker 1: So towels yeay or nay. No, No, you're not allowed
• 1:51
  Speaker 1: to take the towels. And like I said before, you're
• 1:53
  Speaker 1: not allowed to take anything.
• 1:54
  Speaker 2: Sorry, I need you to say yay or nay. Those
• 1:57
  Speaker 2: are the rules that I've kind of set up here.
• 1:59
  Speaker 2: Let's just to the remote control though, Like you guys
• 2:02
  Speaker 2: are gonna call the cops over that, right, Okay, I'm
• 2:04
  Speaker 2: just gonna put that down as a ya.
• 2:06
  Speaker 1: I don't quite understand what's happening right now. You're just
• 2:08
  Speaker 1: going down a checklist of things you're gonna take from us.
• 2:10
  Speaker 2: It's a yay or nay list? And so what about
• 2:13
  Speaker 2: the small sculpture in the lobby? Now, notice I didn't
• 2:16
  Speaker 2: say the big one, just the small one that no
• 2:18
  Speaker 2: one's gonna miss. Did you case the place? I mean seriously,
• 2:22
  Speaker 2: I mean have stayed there before, that's what you're asking.
• 2:24
  Speaker 2: And I gotta say I love the linens. They're so soft.
• 2:27
  Speaker 2: I'm actually in one of your bathrobes right now. Good
• 2:29
  Speaker 2: quality stuff.
• 2:31
  Speaker 1: Okay, so you really should talk to my manager about this,
• 2:34
  Speaker 1: and he's gonna say the same thing I am, which
• 2:36
  Speaker 1: is this is ridiculous.
• 2:38
  Speaker 2: Well, I mean, I'm paying for the room, so I
• 2:40
  Speaker 2: should be allowed to take whatever I want now to
• 2:43
  Speaker 2: at least agree with me on that. Nay, I don't.
• 2:46
  Speaker 1: Why aren't you so open about this? Do people not
• 2:48
  Speaker 1: have any decency anymore? Wow?
• 2:50
  Speaker 2: Okay, well this is obviously different than the look in
• 2:53
  Speaker 2: I just stayed at because the employees there do not
• 2:55
  Speaker 2: give a rip.
• 2:56
  Speaker 1: They'll let me tape whatever. Yeah, yeah, we are different.
• 2:59
  Speaker 1: We just all ve people to just come in and
• 3:01
  Speaker 1: take our property. Like something has got to stop, like
• 3:03
  Speaker 1: this is too much.
• 3:05
  Speaker 2: You're all high and mighty, like you're acting with the
• 3:07
  Speaker 2: You're the four Seasons or something.
• 3:09
  Speaker 1: But okay, okay, well, sister's going to be staying with us.
• 3:11
  Speaker 1: What's the name on the reservation. You want my name,
• 3:15
  Speaker 1: the full name, Yes, yeah, I need to know who's
• 3:17
  Speaker 1: going to steal from us.
• 3:18
  Speaker 2: Oh okay, Uh, the name is Zuckerberg.
• 3:23
  Speaker 1: First name Mark. Okay, so you realize I know who
• 3:27
  Speaker 1: Mark Zuckerberg is, Like, I don't believe you're Mark Zuckerberg.
• 3:30
  Speaker 1: That it's been a rough year at my company.
• 3:33
  Speaker 2: So you know, I know I mentioned the remote control
• 3:36
  Speaker 2: I think earlier, but what about just the batteries from it?
• 3:39
  Speaker 2: Your name nay nay to that too. Oh yeah, well,
• 3:42
  Speaker 2: in that case, you probably need to tell your boss
• 3:44
  Speaker 2: that Mark Zuckerberg is extremely upset with the rude customer
• 3:48
  Speaker 2: service that he's been receiving from the front desk.
• 3:50
  Speaker 1: Can you let him know?
• 3:51
  Speaker 2: Oh wow, okay, I'll just go let my boss know
• 3:54
  Speaker 2: that Mark Zuckerberg is upset with me because I'm not
• 3:57
  Speaker 2: letting him steal from us. Yes, that's going to go
• 3:59
  Speaker 2: over real well, yes, thank you for doing that for me.
• 4:02
  Speaker 2: And let him know that I'm about to post a
• 4:03
  Speaker 2: negative review on socials.
• 4:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, my boss is really really gonna be excited
• 4:09
  Speaker 1: to see what you have to say. David is going
• 4:11
  Speaker 1: to be happy about that.
• 4:12
  Speaker 2: And you can tell your supervisor David that the prank
• 4:15
  Speaker 2: call that he requested also was going really well, oh
• 4:22
  Speaker 2: my god.
• 4:23
  Speaker 1: Are you getting that it's a prank now? Yeah?
• 4:27
  Speaker 2: Turns out shocker. I'm not Mark Zuckerberg. My real name
• 4:30
  Speaker 2: is jeff from a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey
• 4:32
  Speaker 2: in the Morning, and your boss David set you up
• 4:34
  Speaker 2: for a phone tap.
• 4:35
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, I mean, like we get weird of that's
• 4:41
  Speaker 1: what David was saying.
• 4:42
  Speaker 2: He said that the hotel has been dealing with a
• 4:44
  Speaker 2: lot of people lately who've just been taking stuff, and
• 4:46
  Speaker 2: so he wanted to mess with you. Yeah apparently, I mean,
• 4:49
  Speaker 2: well everybody's doing it all and so I really wasn't
• 4:52
  Speaker 2: surprised and you called with your checklist. Yeah, and that
• 4:55
  Speaker 2: brings me to my next thing, the hotel shuttle. I
• 4:58
  Speaker 2: don't want to take it. Can I just like borrow
• 4:59
  Speaker 2: it for a week or two? Yeah?
• 5:01
  Speaker 1: Sure, why not? Oh okay, I'm gonna put a four
• 5:03
  Speaker 1: star review.
• 5:04
  Speaker 2: Thank you, Mark zacher Brook. Just make sure to include
• 5:07
  Speaker 2: my name.
• 5:09
  Speaker 1: Wake Up Every Morning was phone taps weekday mornings on
• 5:12
  Speaker 1: the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning