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Phone Tap: Fire Raymond · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Imagine you work in an office with forty other people
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  Speaker 1: on your team and your boss is out sick, and
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  Speaker 1: they say you're in charge. Pretty cool, yeah, imagining, Oh man,
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  Speaker 1: pretty cool until they say, oh yeah, also, you have
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  Speaker 1: to fire three people today, So good luck, because that's
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  Speaker 1: what I'm about to tell one lady who's filling in.
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  Speaker 1: Will she give the acts to one of her best
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  Speaker 1: friends at work?
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I just wanted them to get along
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  Speaker 2: lunch period.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, you'll find out how it goes in your phone.
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  Speaker 1: Tap right now. Another on the twenties.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, this is Mandy.
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  Speaker 1: No, I'm serious, Harry, and the Henderson stands the test
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  Speaker 1: of time. It's just as funny now as it was
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  Speaker 1: twenty years Hello.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, okay, many is this Mandy? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Is this Mark up and Corporate?
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  Speaker 2: Oh hi Mark, how are you?
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  Speaker 1: I'm good?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I know your supervisor Tanya has been out the last
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  Speaker 1: couple of days. She's sick, and you've been kind of
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  Speaker 1: filling in, right he yeah, yeah, no, we hear a
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  Speaker 1: lot of positive things.
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  Speaker 2: Oh all right, well thank you?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean not really. I just know that's the
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  Speaker 1: right thing to say when people do that.
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  Speaker 3: So I don't know if.
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  Speaker 1: You're doing great or horrible, but we do appreciate you
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  Speaker 1: doing something.
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  Speaker 2: I can say that thank you, I think.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, the reason for my call is we were gonna
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  Speaker 1: have Tanya do this, but since she's out, you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: need to fire three employees today. Huh, You're gonna need
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  Speaker 1: to fire three people and really doesn't matter who, just
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  Speaker 1: choose whoever.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm just filling in for her, Like, I'm sure
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  Speaker 2: she could do that when she gets back. That's really cool.
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  Speaker 1: No, we need it done today. And so since you're
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  Speaker 1: filling in for just knock that out for us. I
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  Speaker 1: have a squash game, so I got to run.
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  Speaker 2: I just get in touch with her and just let
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  Speaker 2: her do it.
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  Speaker 1: Well, no, she's sick. I can't do that. That's your job.
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  Speaker 2: Now. Well I've never done this before. You think that
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  Speaker 2: maybe somebody higher up like yourself or somebody else and
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  Speaker 2: corporate can do this because like I'm.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Well no, like that would be awkward. I don't
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  Speaker 1: want those people to hate me.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want them to hate me either.
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  Speaker 1: I know, I know, but you'll get over it, all right,
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  Speaker 1: So can you just do it in the next hour
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  Speaker 1: please and report back to me when you're done.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, don't hang up, don't hang up. Listen.
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  Speaker 2: I cannot do this. Okay, you can't.
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you you can do this. I'm giving you
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  Speaker 1: full permission. I don't even care who it is.
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, no, it.
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  Speaker 1: Can even be Raymond. I think that would be a
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  Speaker 1: great first choice, Raymond.
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  Speaker 2: I couldn't lunch with Raymond every day?
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  Speaker 1: Well yeah, I mean you could still go to lunch
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  Speaker 1: with him, just afterwards. Don't let him back in the building.
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  Speaker 2: No, I'm sorry, there's no way I can do this.
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  Speaker 1: Look, Mandy, I don't want to say that your job
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  Speaker 1: is on the line here, but I need somebody to
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  Speaker 1: do this. Come on, I understand your you're feeling uncomfortable.
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  Speaker 1: I can help you do this. We can practice.
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  Speaker 2: Are you serious?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm serious. I believe in you, Mandy. Okay, I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna be Raymond.
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  Speaker 2: You be you.
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  Speaker 1: This is just practice.
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  Speaker 2: I'm so stressed out. Okay, fine, we as long as
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  Speaker 2: this is just practice, I'll try to do it all right.
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  Speaker 1: Just practice. Here we go, three, two, one go.
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  Speaker 2: Raymond?
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  Speaker 3: Hey, I hey, hold on, I'm almost finished with my
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  Speaker 3: pocket pool session. Oh with them? Just one okay, yeah, sorry,
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  Speaker 3: what do you need.
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  Speaker 2: Mandy, Raymond doesn't sound like that at all.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Mandy, I know he doesn't sound like that. I'm
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  Speaker 1: just trying to get you off your game. Okay, stay focused,
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  Speaker 1: fire me.
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  Speaker 2: I'm trying. Okay, you're talking in a weird voice. I
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  Speaker 2: am trying.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, try harder, go.
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  Speaker 2: Raymond. I want I want you to know that things
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  Speaker 2: aren't working out right now.
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  Speaker 3: Uh, You're darn right, they're not working out. I've been
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  Speaker 3: trying to get late with Marcy from accounting for almost
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  Speaker 3: a year now. No play whatsoever.
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  Speaker 2: He wouldn't say that.
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  Speaker 1: No, maybe they'll say anything to try and get out
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  Speaker 1: of it. Okay, you gotta stay strong, don't fall for it.
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  Speaker 2: Fine, Raymond, you need to clean out your desk. You're fired.
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  Speaker 3: What'd you say to me?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, that's not appropriate, Raymond. I know that we are friends, but.
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  Speaker 3: Not a very good friend. Rain frond of me, Marty.
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  Speaker 2: I'm only trying to cover from Andy. I'm in corporate's
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  Speaker 2: making me do this. I am sorry.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, okay, fine, Yeah, I'll clean out my desk
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  Speaker 3: right after I tell you this is a prank phone
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  Speaker 3: call from Brook and Jeffrey.
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  Speaker 2: What.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry Mandy, this is just a joke. Oh what,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not in corporate. My name is Jeffrey from the
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  Speaker 1: radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, who did this, Raymond?
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  Speaker 1: You're coworker Raymond.
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  Speaker 2: He's such a get out.
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  Speaker 3: I'm serious.
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  Speaker 1: He's the one that came up with this whole idea.
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  Speaker 2: I need to change my shirt. Oh my goodness, I'm
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  Speaker 2: profusely sweating right now.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, tell me more about what's going on with your shirt.
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  Speaker 2: You are the old ego wake up every morning with
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  Speaker 2: food tabs weekday mornings on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 2: in the Morning.