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Phone Tap: Clown Parade · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: We did a prank call about a year ago where
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  Speaker 1: ninety percent of it was a robot voice.
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  Speaker 2: I love those ones. And we were.
• 0:07
  Speaker 1: Calling a deli to order a sandwich while we happen
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  Speaker 1: to be dealing with a road rage incident at the
• 0:14
  Speaker 1: same time. Yes, so it was kind of funny to
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  Speaker 1: hear a robot calmly antagonizing and cursing out a biker.
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  Speaker 3: Guy with tattoos.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why today we're doing it again. But this
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  Speaker 1: time we're going to be calling a hotel to try
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  Speaker 1: and book a room. And I wonder what distractions might
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  Speaker 1: come up in this call you're gonna hear in your
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  Speaker 1: phone tap right now.
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  Speaker 3: I thank you for calling Olivia. How can I help you?
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  Speaker 3: Hello is Olivia? Can I help you?
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  Speaker 2: Hello? My name is Doug Stickwick. I would like to
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  Speaker 2: book a room.
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  Speaker 3: Kay? What tap?
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  Speaker 2: Oh? Sorry, I am driving and using speech to text
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  Speaker 2: through my car.
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  Speaker 1: Uh.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I've never done this before, but I guess it's fine.
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  Speaker 3: You said your name is Doug stick Quick.
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  Speaker 2: Excuse me, but did you just call me fish stick?
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  Speaker 3: No? No, no, I'm sorry, sir. You said your name was
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  Speaker 3: stick Wick.
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  Speaker 2: Yes it is. I'm sorry, just a little stressed. Looks
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  Speaker 2: like I took a wrong turn and ended up in
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  Speaker 2: a parade.
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  Speaker 3: Oh that's really unfortunate. You might want to pull over something.
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  Speaker 3: It seems really unsafe.
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  Speaker 2: It's okay. I think the officials think I'm part of
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  Speaker 2: it because I have a funny hood ornament of Mickey Mouse.
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  Speaker 2: Oh hi, everybody, Hello kids. I'm waving to them.
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  Speaker 3: Do you want to call me back? Maybe when it's
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  Speaker 3: a better time.
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  Speaker 2: It's fine. I am a busy person, so this is
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  Speaker 2: the only time I can make this call. So I
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  Speaker 2: will be coming there on the twenty sixth and leaving
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  Speaker 2: the twenty ninth.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, great.
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  Speaker 2: Also, I need a sweet with a view. Okay, Oh wow,
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  Speaker 2: that's funny. There are clowns in the road.
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  Speaker 3: Just be careful of them.
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  Speaker 2: They are juggling and roller skating. Do you like clowns?
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  Speaker 3: Not particularly, They're not my favorite. But we should get
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  Speaker 3: back to the reservation.
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  Speaker 2: I want to say something, Hey, clowns, what are you
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  Speaker 2: looking at? I'm totally screwing with them and honking my horn. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: my horn is bigger than yours.
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  Speaker 3: So if I were you, I wouldn't antagonize the clowns.
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  Speaker 2: Hold on, one is coming up to my window.
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  Speaker 3: You definitely should keep it rolled up and leave them alone.
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  Speaker 2: Nice makeup? Did a two year old get loose with
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  Speaker 2: a Crayola box? Sir?
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  Speaker 3: I really don't think this is the best time for
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  Speaker 3: you to be booking a hotel.
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  Speaker 2: No, it's okay. I can do this. Just get me
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  Speaker 2: a sweet on those days. Do you have one available?
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  Speaker 3: I do, but I would really appreciate it if you
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  Speaker 3: just call me later.
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  Speaker 2: This is hold on now, they are surrounding my car. No, no,
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  Speaker 2: the big one with the green pants looks like a nightmare.
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  Speaker 3: This is not okay.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to say something.
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  Speaker 3: Don't say anything else to any more of the clown.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, clown, you are not funny. You're just a walking
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  Speaker 2: coupon for a therapy session.
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  Speaker 3: Why would you say that to them? Why are you
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  Speaker 3: trying to piss them off?
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  Speaker 2: He hit my car with a plastic rolling pin.
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  Speaker 3: Looks really happening.
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  Speaker 2: Blown. You want a piece of this?
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  Speaker 3: Stop?
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  Speaker 2: I'll fight you right here.
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  Speaker 3: I'm engaging with him. You are making a word.
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  Speaker 2: After I'm done with you, your big shoes won't be the
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  Speaker 2: only thing you will be walking away from your dignities next.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, I cannot listen to this anymore.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, hey, did you book that suite yet? No, I
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  Speaker 2: need the confirmation confirmation.
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  Speaker 3: I'm trying to stop you from ruining a whole parade.
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  Speaker 3: They're kids watching.
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  Speaker 2: Got it. Let me punch this clown first. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 2: I'll take you off speech to text.
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  Speaker 3: Don't punch anybody too late.
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  Speaker 1: Got I'm writ in the nose.
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  Speaker 3: That's right.
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  Speaker 1: Who's laughing now, buddy? So yeah, can I get that
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  Speaker 1: confirmation number one? I'm ready for it?
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  Speaker 2: Hello?
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  Speaker 1: What Yeah, the confirmation number for my suite?
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  Speaker 3: What's going on? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I just took you off speech to text.
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  Speaker 3: There's a parade there.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, it's a parade, trust me. Every day on
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  Speaker 1: the radio show is a total parade. In the studio here,
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  Speaker 1: I'm broking Jeffrey in the morning, especially when we do
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  Speaker 1: these prank phone calls.
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  Speaker 3: What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 1: My real name is jeff from the radio show Brook
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  Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing a phone tap
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  Speaker 1: on you, Olivia. Jesus, your coworker stew said you up.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, you gotta be kidding me.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not. He said that you've been really stressed out
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  Speaker 1: at the hotel lately, and he wanted us to mess
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  Speaker 1: with you.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and that's been to help.
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  Speaker 2: What the hell?
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  Speaker 1: Although the fighting clowns in the parade, you didn't that didn't.
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  Speaker 2: Make you laugh.
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  Speaker 3: I thought I was gonna have to call the coss
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  Speaker 3: on a clown site.
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  Speaker 1: See that's funny. That made me laugh. You should go
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  Speaker 1: into radio after you're done with the hotel stuff.
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  Speaker 3: No thanks?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, actually no, and I wouldn't recommend it.
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  Speaker 2: Wake Up every morning was weekday mornings on the twenties,
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  Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,