Latest / Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps / Phone Tap: Tak Tok Discount Watches
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- 0:00Speaker 1: There's a certain group of men out there and some
- 0:02Speaker 1: women too, who are obsessed with collecting watches. There's forums
- 0:09Speaker 1: online for these watch freaks, and they'll go crazy for
- 0:12Speaker 1: a naughty little piece of wrist candy, buy an expensive one,
- 0:17Speaker 1: showing them off, trading them. And today we call a
- 0:20Speaker 1: guy who's in the market to buy a tag Hure
- 0:22Speaker 1: Formula one Wow, and he's lucky that I've got a
- 0:29Speaker 1: great deal for him with just one little catch. I
- 0:34Speaker 1: work in a mortuary, so I get these watches for
- 0:38Speaker 1: pretty cheap free. Some say, okay, they are free. We'll
- 0:45Speaker 1: see if he picks up on it. In your phone,
- 0:47Speaker 1: tap right now?
- 0:53Speaker 2: Hello, Hey, is this Keith. It's I don't know anyone
- 1:02Speaker 2: in Tucker.
- 1:04Speaker 1: No, no, no, not Tucker, Tacker.
- 1:06Speaker 3: T I don't know a Tucker. I don't know Attacker. Like,
- 1:11Speaker 3: what's your business?
- 1:12Speaker 1: Your buddy Mitch told me to call you about a
- 1:14Speaker 1: certain watch that you're looking for. Wait, what, yeah, tack
- 1:20Speaker 1: Man's got you get it? Tak talk?
- 1:24Speaker 3: No, I don't do you know?
- 1:25Speaker 1: Like a watch does tak talk? Tak talk?
- 1:28Speaker 3: People say TikTok, they don't say the other.
- 1:31Speaker 1: No, No, that's an app. The saying's changed now and
- 1:34Speaker 1: I trademarked it taktok Attackers in the house.
- 1:37Speaker 3: All right, Tracker Tucker, what's going on, dude, I'm a
- 1:40Speaker 3: little busier.
- 1:41Speaker 1: Well, your your buddy Mitch, like I said, he said
- 1:42Speaker 1: you wanted to watch attack he were formula one quartz?
- 1:47Speaker 3: What business was that? Okay?
- 1:49Speaker 1: And well, uh, I think I can get one to
- 1:52Speaker 1: you for half price.
- 1:55Speaker 2: How does that sound?
- 1:56Speaker 3: I mean it sounds okay, dude, But honestly, I don't
- 1:59Speaker 3: know if I want to maya watch from like who
- 2:01Speaker 3: are you? Do you work at a tack he store?
- 2:03Speaker 1: No, man, you're you're a little confused. You got the
- 2:06Speaker 1: tag hue or the watch and then you got the
- 2:09Speaker 1: tack er the tack man. Oh I know they sound similar,
- 2:12Speaker 1: just kind of unfortunate similarity.
- 2:14Speaker 3: Yeah it is. But why why are you what's going
- 2:17Speaker 3: on with the watch?
- 2:18Speaker 2: Bottom line?
- 2:19Speaker 3: Get you to be honest with you.
- 2:21Speaker 1: Listen, man, bottom line, I've got the watch that you've
- 2:24Speaker 1: been looking for, and a friend of Mitch's is a
- 2:26Speaker 1: friend of mine, so the tax man's going to hook
- 2:28Speaker 1: you up.
- 2:30Speaker 3: All right, So let's let's just say I do want
- 2:33Speaker 3: the watch?
- 2:34Speaker 1: Uh huh?
- 2:35Speaker 2: What are we supposed to be doing here.
- 2:36Speaker 1: Okay, you just come meet me tonight at the mortuary
- 2:39Speaker 1: on Pine Street. Oh no, it's nothing weird, It is weird. No,
- 2:46Speaker 1: I just work there. I'm part of the cleaning crew.
- 2:48Speaker 2: Okay, how did you get this watch? What was that?
- 2:54Speaker 3: What was that?
- 2:55Speaker 1: Uh? Nothing? I just got to vacuum up these ashes?
- 3:01Speaker 3: Where are you at? Are you vacuuming right now?
- 3:03Speaker 1: Okay? That was quick? Actually, smaller person a right, smaller mess?
- 3:07Speaker 3: Would that earned?
- 3:08Speaker 1: Dude? No?
- 3:10Speaker 3: Drop ashes?
- 3:11Speaker 1: No, that would that'd be first of all illegal. And
- 3:16Speaker 1: I'm not on drugs either, dude.
- 3:20Speaker 2: I didn't say anything about drugs me either.
- 3:23Speaker 1: I'm just doing my job vacuuming at the mortuary.
- 3:27Speaker 3: Right and you and you have the watch I want?
- 3:34Speaker 1: You know, you could put other stuff in these things too.
- 3:39Speaker 1: Oh wow, lets is pretty strong?
- 3:44Speaker 3: That all right? Listen to listen to? Yeah, I want
- 3:49Speaker 3: to watch, but I don't like the vibe honestly, and
- 3:53Speaker 3: it sounds like you're doing illegal Like I don't want
- 3:55Speaker 3: to be a part of that.
- 3:56Speaker 1: No, man, all I'm doing is I'm trying to sell
- 3:58Speaker 1: you a watch that you want for half rice.
- 4:00Speaker 3: No, you're not trying to sell me a watch. It
- 4:03Speaker 3: sounds good. But why would Mitch even give you my
- 4:05Speaker 3: phone number instead of calling me? Where's mitchat?
- 4:09Speaker 1: You know, honestly, I wouldn't be asking like a ton
- 4:12Speaker 1: of questions like that if I were you, or like
- 4:14Speaker 1: read the engravings on the watch?
- 4:18Speaker 3: I'm good.
- 4:19Speaker 1: I mean if I look, if I have time, I'll
- 4:21Speaker 1: try to scrape like the engraving off of it with
- 4:23Speaker 1: a knife.
- 4:23Speaker 2: Ooo.
- 4:24Speaker 1: Sometimes I cut myself, so I don't really like to
- 4:27Speaker 1: do that.
- 4:27Speaker 3: Are you like taking a damn watches off the bodies?
- 4:31Speaker 1: What?
- 4:32Speaker 2: Well?
- 4:32Speaker 1: How did you get that? From what I said?
- 4:34Speaker 3: Dude?
- 4:34Speaker 1: You're working a more well mortuary. You know they're both
- 4:38Speaker 1: dead people, but it is different.
- 4:40Speaker 3: You're pathetic man like I want the watch, but you
- 4:44Speaker 3: just sounds sketchy. Dude.
- 4:45Speaker 1: Okay, okay, I see what you're doing. You're trying to
- 4:48Speaker 1: bargain with me here.
- 4:49Speaker 3: I'm really not. No, I don't want to be a
- 4:52Speaker 3: part of anything you have going.
- 4:54Speaker 1: Hey, I like your game. Okay, look I'll throw in
- 4:56Speaker 1: a free suit A suit. Yeah, where's that from?
- 5:00Speaker 3: What are you getting at?
- 5:01Speaker 1: I have a bunch of different sizes here. You turn
- 5:02Speaker 1: to one on if you like it, you take.
- 5:04Speaker 3: It home for free. What are you running a scam
- 5:06Speaker 3: at the mortuary? Well, like, I don't understand why Mitch
- 5:09Speaker 3: would do this.
- 5:10Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know why Mitch would do
- 5:12Speaker 1: this other than maybe he likes to do prank phone
- 5:14Speaker 1: calls on his friends over the radio with the show
- 5:16Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. Oh no, he did,
- 5:20Speaker 1: Yeah he did.
- 5:23Speaker 3: God.
- 5:28Speaker 1: Yeah, man, my name is jeff from the radio show
- 5:31Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. Mitch sets you up
- 5:33Speaker 1: for a phone tap.
- 5:34Speaker 3: He did.
- 5:36Speaker 1: He told us that you've been looking for this. Watch
- 5:38Speaker 1: the tag he were formula one, and.
- 5:40Speaker 3: The formula one I have is like a poster one
- 5:42Speaker 3: thousand bucks. Yeah, oh my gosh.
- 5:45Speaker 1: Well it was a thousand bucks, but it now could
- 5:48Speaker 1: be half crimes.
- 5:50Speaker 3: Oh my god.
- 5:52Speaker 1: All right, so I'll see you over here at the
- 5:54Speaker 1: mortuary times Tick and Tac talk.
- 5:56Speaker 3: That's the dumb name I've ever heard.
- 5:59Speaker 1: But wake up every morning with phone tabs weekday mornings
- 6:04Speaker 1: on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning,