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Phone Tap: Clover Commandeers J. Crew · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: away dot com or call eight hundred.
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  Speaker 2: D u y away.
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  Speaker 3: In today's prank call, we reach out to a woman
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  Speaker 3: who's been a store manager at J Crewe for the
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  Speaker 3: last few years. She loves her job and her employees,
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  Speaker 3: but she's been feeling pressure lightly to keep everything running smoothly,
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  Speaker 3: and that's gonna be a problem today. Her assistant manager
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  Speaker 3: just emailed her while she's on vacation, saying, sorry, staff
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  Speaker 3: was low, so I had to do an emergency hire.
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  Speaker 3: Oh no, And now she's about to meet her newest employee,
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  Speaker 3: Frank aka Clover. Come in your phone tab right now
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  Speaker 3: another twenty.
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  Speaker 4: Hello.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, this Amma?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah? Who's this?
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  Speaker 2: This is Frank? I mean mate's coming, Clover and you're
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  Speaker 2: technically my colonel and I'm at your command. I'm so
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  Speaker 2: sorry away in orders, boss.
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  Speaker 4: Could you start again? Who is this me?
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  Speaker 2: Name's Frank on the new hire here over at J Crew.
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  Speaker 2: Did CARSI not tell you about me.
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  Speaker 4: This is quite bizarre. It's Cathy there. Could you put
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  Speaker 4: casting on the line please?
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  Speaker 2: Negative. Actually, CARSI had an emergency, so she left me
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  Speaker 2: with the keys to the store because the thing she
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  Speaker 2: hired me a few days ago.
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  Speaker 4: Wait a minute, are you serious right now?
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  Speaker 2: I'm always serious. Even as a baby, I was trained
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  Speaker 2: not to laugh. Okay, parents would say Google, but they
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  Speaker 2: never went for Google.
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  Speaker 4: Are you at the J Crew store right now? Are
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  Speaker 4: you on location?
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  Speaker 2: Affirmative? Carsei? Your manager? She had an emergency. How to leave.
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  Speaker 2: I'm the only one that's employed here.
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  Speaker 4: First of all, Cassi has no hiring ability whatsoever. She's
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  Speaker 4: not allowed to hire anybody. So it sounds to me
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  Speaker 4: like there's been a complete store emergency and she handed
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  Speaker 4: keys to some sacho off the street, no offense.
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  Speaker 2: She told me that she sent you an email about this.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean she sent me an email mentioning hiring somebody,
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  Speaker 4: but she didn't. First of all, I'm on vacation, so
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  Speaker 4: I didn't respond to that.
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  Speaker 2: Second of all, pardon me, may I ask? Why are
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  Speaker 2: you're vacationing out?
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  Speaker 4: I'm sorry?
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  Speaker 2: Actually, let me tell you. Hold on, be quiet, let
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  Speaker 2: me hear the backgrounds somewhere warm, I see you? Are you?
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  Speaker 2: And Marcho paid you. I can recognize the Chilean mountainside
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  Speaker 2: in any moment, okay, and I can tell you what
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  Speaker 2: a bought. He's a buried too.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, this is a lot to take in. Can
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  Speaker 4: you just back up for me a second. If you're
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  Speaker 4: at the store right now, is marked there or den?
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  Speaker 4: Who else is there with you? Right now?
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  Speaker 2: I'll have the entire perimeter under control, and it's just
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  Speaker 2: me that is actually one I'm calling you. I have
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  Speaker 2: a couple questions.
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  Speaker 4: Christ of all, you shouldn't be there alone if you're
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  Speaker 4: a brand new person.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not alone. Always got my team around me? What
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  Speaker 2: always watching? Always ready?
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  Speaker 4: What does that mean? I mean this is scary.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you've got Jay Crewe. I've always got a crew.
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  Speaker 2: You ever heard of only six?
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  Speaker 4: What are you talking about? I checked your email and
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  Speaker 4: he said that they would experience.
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  Speaker 2: Oh I have experience. That's why I took the position,
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  Speaker 2: especially when I see here you needed a good folder.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we need people to full close. That's kind of
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  Speaker 4: what the job is.
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  Speaker 2: I've actually folded up seventeen snow leopard skins in the
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  Speaker 2: mountains of Siberia. I had to make my own tents
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  Speaker 2: so I wouldn't die drinking my own blood. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 2: and I had water with me.
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  Speaker 4: I don't even know how to respond to that. You
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  Speaker 4: need to get out of it right now.
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  Speaker 2: You want me to get out of the store or
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  Speaker 2: get out of this display case that I'm currently hiding in.
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  Speaker 2: What None of the customers can see me? And that's
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  Speaker 2: how I like it. It makes me more comfortable. I'm
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  Speaker 2: always watching and all they see is a rack of jackets.
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  Speaker 2: Stop must like Moroccan leather to me, and.
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  Speaker 4: That's this isn't a spy machine.
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  Speaker 2: You're selling clothes, clothes funded by a secret militia fighting
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  Speaker 2: rebel pirates off the coast of Johannesburg, a k a.
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  Speaker 2: The J Crew.
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  Speaker 4: Don't you move, don't touch anything frozen. I'm gonna cast somebody.
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  Speaker 4: They're gonna come over right now. That's how we're gonna
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  Speaker 4: handle this.
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  Speaker 2: Are you sure they're gonna find me when they show up,
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  Speaker 2: because I'll be frozen like a mannequin hidden in plain sign. No,
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  Speaker 2: that's how Potent missed me twice.
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  Speaker 4: Don't move, Just don't move. Someone's coming right now. I'm
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  Speaker 4: still still right now. And you're going to give them
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  Speaker 4: the keys, Okay, the keys when they come.
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  Speaker 2: I can't hun the keleys over if I'm frozen, you're
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  Speaker 2: told be frozenhhy. And also, I'll tell you this is
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  Speaker 2: a prank phone call. What your assistant manager cars It's
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  Speaker 2: gotten really hard to talk. Okay, I'm just going to
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  Speaker 2: stop the whole thing.
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  Speaker 3: Your assistant manager, Cassie set you up for this.
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  Speaker 2: Has she sent you an email saying she heard a
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  Speaker 2: guy named Frank but it's really me. This is from
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  Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, I almost got on a plane. Oh
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  Speaker 4: my god.
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  Speaker 2: I'm so sorry for freaking you out.
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  Speaker 4: He's fired.
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  Speaker 2: No, do not fire, Cassie. Actually, you know, funny see,
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  Speaker 2: I know someone who's perfect for a joke.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you, No, thank you. I don't think I need
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  Speaker 4: a over running my store, if.
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  Speaker 2: You know, won't we run in this store? Watern't I
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  Speaker 2: just go sabotage Eddie bare instead?
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god.
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