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Phone Tap PODCAST: I Think You Stole My Stuff · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Another on the twenties. Oh all right, I'm looking for Daniel. Daniel,
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  Speaker 1: my name is Amelio. I think you were at my
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  Speaker 1: house party the other night. Yeah I was. I never
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  Speaker 1: met you. Yeah. Interesting. Let gonna stop you right there.
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  Speaker 1: When you were here, something went missing of mine And
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  Speaker 1: I think you know what I'm talking about. Uh, I don't.
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean? I'm just gonna say it to
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  Speaker 1: you like this, Daniel, you picked the wrong guy to
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  Speaker 1: steal from? All right? You don't wait? Wait wait wait
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  Speaker 1: wait wait wait wait what did you wait? What did
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  Speaker 1: you say? Name was Amelio? You don't know me very well.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know you, and I can I can assure
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  Speaker 1: you I didn't steal anything from your house. Man, I
• 0:57
  Speaker 1: can assure you that you did, and I can tell
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  Speaker 1: you right now. I'm a very powerful man, and you'd
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  Speaker 1: better come clean about it. What lit you have? The
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  Speaker 1: absolute wrong guy? I really leave your place. I was
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  Speaker 1: there for like an hour and a half. It was
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  Speaker 1: very fun. But let me give you an example of
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  Speaker 1: what you did. It's like you did what I did.
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  Speaker 1: Why do you think? Guy? You don't even know me?
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  Speaker 1: What are you talking about? You? It's like you came
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  Speaker 1: into my house and my mom. Do you what do
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  Speaker 1: you want to have some my mom? Because that's basically
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  Speaker 1: what you did. What are you tarted about? What do
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  Speaker 1: you mean? You mean? Are you accusing me of your mother?
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  Speaker 1: I had no idea you'd be so dense when I
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  Speaker 1: called the mother thing is a euphemism. I didn't mean
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  Speaker 1: it literally. I'm saying what you took from me is
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  Speaker 1: like you might as well have with my mother. You
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  Speaker 1: are nuts, man, I'm sorry. So what do you think
• 1:53
  Speaker 1: I stole? At this point, you have two choices, give
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  Speaker 1: me my stuff back or get motorcycled. What what are
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  Speaker 1: you talking? You don't even telling me what is missing? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'm you know what. I'm done hanging around with you.
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  Speaker 1: This afternoon. At three o'clock, I'm gonna find you, and
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna motorcycle. D on, hold on, hold on, hold on,
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  Speaker 1: wrong with you. I did not take any of your
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  Speaker 1: stupid prepare to get motorcycled. When you hear the engines coming,
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  Speaker 1: just get ready. I don't get motorcycle. I don't even
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  Speaker 1: know what that means. I don't even know what. I
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  Speaker 1: have no idea. What what are you gonna run me
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  Speaker 1: over the motorcycle you've never been motorcycle before. I don't
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  Speaker 1: even know what motorcycling is. Of course you don't, because
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  Speaker 1: once you've been motorcycled, you'll never be the same. What
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  Speaker 1: you're ting, I don't even know what that means. Motorcycling
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  Speaker 1: is kind of like motor boating, except from behind. Oh
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  Speaker 1: so you don't run me over with a motorcycle from behind,
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  Speaker 1: that's what you're telling me. No, do you think I
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  Speaker 1: stole something from your part? You don't even know. No, no, no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: no no no. Motorcycling is like motor boating, except from
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  Speaker 1: the back. Yeah, that, buddy, I don't even understand what
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  Speaker 1: you're talking about. You're saying the run over the motorcycle
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  Speaker 1: from behind it because that's not I stow something from
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  Speaker 1: your party. That's not even close to what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying motor cycling is like motor boating, but from
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  Speaker 1: the back. Got it, I got it. You're gonna You're
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  Speaker 1: gonna motor boat met from behind. Yes, that's exactly what
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna. Do you have do you have any up
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  Speaker 1: at it? Stupid as you are? What if I told
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  Speaker 1: you that this is actually jewel from Brook and jewel
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  Speaker 1: In the morning, I'm moving at a two point five
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  Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you. Oh, your buddy Mike
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  Speaker 1: set you up. Oh oh really Yeah, he emailed the
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  Speaker 1: show and said he just wanted to screw with you
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  Speaker 1: a little bit. I still don't know what the motorcycle
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  Speaker 1: thing is. Maybe yeah, maybe your friend Mike could show
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  Speaker 1: you later. You obviously never met Mike. Gross weak up
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  Speaker 1: every morning with Jubal phone taps weekday mornings on the
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  Speaker 1: twenties to school one hundred blocks one eight six six
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  Speaker 1: moving nineteen two five