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Phone Tap: Stoner Max the Retirement Chef · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 2: A woman reached out to us wanting to prank her coworker,
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  Speaker 2: who manages an assisted living facility for senior citizens.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, she does good work.
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  Speaker 2: Apparently they were down a cook on the day that
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  Speaker 2: we called. Thank goodness, her friend hired somebody to fill
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  Speaker 2: the role last minute. Unfortunately, it could be the worst
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  Speaker 2: possible person you'd ever want serving your grandmother for lunch,
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  Speaker 2: because stoner Max is coming back and stepping into the workforce.
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  Speaker 2: It's your phone tap right now?
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  Speaker 3: Another Hello?
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  Speaker 4: Is this Stephanie?
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  Speaker 3: Hello?
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  Speaker 4: Can I help you?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Is this the the place where old people live?
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  Speaker 2: I'm only old people are allowed?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: Who is this?
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  Speaker 3: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: My name's Max?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, Max? How can I How can I help you?
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  Speaker 3: Oh? Yeah, I'm supposed to be filling in later today
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  Speaker 3: for like some type of luncheon or lunch. Uh, I'm luncheon.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, I'm sorry, Max, you're filling in for lunch. I
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  Speaker 4: did someone hire you Kelly?
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  Speaker 3: No, no, no, I'm not Kelly. There's a Kelly who
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  Speaker 3: told me to show up for lunch, oh for work
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  Speaker 3: or something.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, Yes, Kelly did mention to me that she was
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  Speaker 4: having a cook come in to try them out.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Are you the cook.
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  Speaker 3: Saying that is correct?
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  Speaker 2: That's exactly it.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you for remembering.
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  Speaker 4: Oh. Okay, all right, Well you're still you're still excited
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  Speaker 4: to come in, right?
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  Speaker 3: I have a question. Okay, you guys have pudding, right?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, we we do often have putting.
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  Speaker 3: For our chocolate and like tapioca.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, I mean I I don't know all the way.
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  Speaker 3: Stop talking. I just got an idea. You guys ever
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  Speaker 3: like mix them together and make like a like a
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  Speaker 3: choky Yokah, that sounds delicious.
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  Speaker 4: Max. What I'm peering right now is it sounds like
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  Speaker 4: things are not okay in your world. I know Kelly
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  Speaker 4: reached out to you to have you come in, but
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  Speaker 4: I'm wondering maybe this is not the best thing.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, things are great in my world. By the way,
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  Speaker 3: when is nap time?
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  Speaker 4: Like?
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  Speaker 3: What time is the naps.
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  Speaker 4: Do you mean for the residents? I don't why, No,
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  Speaker 4: this might be an awkward question. Are you on something?
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  Speaker 3: I'm on a chair? Is that what you mean?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 4: That is that is not what I mean. I you
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  Speaker 4: know again, I'm not not judging here, but are you partake? Like,
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  Speaker 4: are you partaking of any marijuana at this moment? Because
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  Speaker 4: you can't have people coming in?
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  Speaker 3: Who are Why do you have any No?
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  Speaker 4: No, I don't.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean to I was just testing you.
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  Speaker 4: It sounds like to me, I mean again, I don't
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  Speaker 4: necessarily need a super experienced person. But do you have
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  Speaker 4: any experience cooking for the living facilities?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? Bro, I am, I am money bro bro at
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  Speaker 3: apologetics at your way?
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  Speaker 4: What experience do you have?
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  Speaker 3: Well, hold on, there's a requirement.
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  Speaker 4: Do you have at least.
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  Speaker 3: Let me think? Hold on? Let me count one?
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  Speaker 4: Two?
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  Speaker 1: Huh three?
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  Speaker 4: I'm sorry? What are you counting? What do you have
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  Speaker 4: any experience?
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  Speaker 3: Count?
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  Speaker 4: Trying to find out if you have any experience cooking
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  Speaker 4: for assisted living for so oh?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? Do you have like six microwaves?
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  Speaker 4: Uh? I mean.
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  Speaker 3: They don't have to be clean though.
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  Speaker 4: We do not have six microwaves? Do you only know
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  Speaker 4: how to cook?
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  Speaker 3: Hey, microwave, Can I set up my PS five when
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  Speaker 3: I get there first? Because, like what, I really need
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  Speaker 3: to grind on this new game. It's called Piggy Coins.
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  Speaker 4: No, I don't know. That will not be appropriate. That
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  Speaker 4: will not be appropriate anyway, shape or form. Okay, are
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  Speaker 4: you not able to.
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  Speaker 2: Hello?
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  Speaker 4: I'm sorry, Okay, you are definitely high. You're definitely high.
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  Speaker 4: This is not going to work. I don't know why.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know where did Kelly find you?
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  Speaker 3: Wait a minute, Kelly, Yeah, Kelly, that's why she recommended
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  Speaker 3: you and me to work together on a prank phone call.
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  Speaker 4: WHOA what are you talking about?
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  Speaker 3: Because my real names I work for a radio shop
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  Speaker 3: on Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, your coworker, Kelly
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  Speaker 3: set you up for a phone tawn. I'm so happy
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  Speaker 3: you're laughing. Kelly said that you were short staffed at
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  Speaker 3: the retirement home. You've been super stressed trying to find
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  Speaker 3: a fill in, so she just wanted us to make
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  Speaker 3: you laugh.
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  Speaker 4: I thought the person I thought he was totally high.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I thought you were totally high.
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