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Phone Tap PODCAST: Old Frank And The Diner · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: the twenties, Tony, I'm moving five diners with Tara. How
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  Speaker 1: can I help you? Yes? How well? They're hi. Hi.
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  Speaker 1: My name is Frank, and I think i'd like to
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  Speaker 1: get in order to go that I'm awesome. Okay, frank, um,
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  Speaker 1: what what would you like today? That is an excellent question,
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  Speaker 1: isn't it? So you know my third wife actually used
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  Speaker 1: to work at a diner? Yeah? Did she? Yeah? The
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  Speaker 1: funny thing is she couldn't cook at all? Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: she butt her. She put, I mean butter on everything,
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  Speaker 1: and too much butter. Well, I can assure you we
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  Speaker 1: don't we don't cook that way. My wife food made
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  Speaker 1: me feel like I was deep throating a stick of butter.
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  Speaker 1: That's that's no good, you're telling me I got a
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  Speaker 1: strong gaggery flex. Anyway, I'm not really familiar with your menu,
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  Speaker 1: so maybe you could tell me a little bit about
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  Speaker 1: some of your more popular items. I'd love that. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: all right, Well, people really like our text mex chili.
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  Speaker 1: Oh oh wow does that sound good? Oh well yeah,
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  Speaker 1: tex Mex Chili. What's in that one? Um? Well we
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  Speaker 1: actually make it with turkey. Um. Some people really like
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  Speaker 1: it that way. Oh oh that sounds hot? Well it's
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  Speaker 1: it's if you mean spicy, because I said Tex Mex
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  Speaker 1: would you put some spices in it? But hot? Um
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  Speaker 1: does sound hot, almost naughty hot in a way. So
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  Speaker 1: would you like an order of that? Then I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: have to go ahead and say, heck, yes, okay, great, um,
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  Speaker 1: texi MEXI I'll put that in. Um. Would you like
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  Speaker 1: anything else today? Well? I think I would like a
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  Speaker 1: main course. I think our most popular entree, I'd have
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  Speaker 1: to say is the spaghetti and meatballs. Oh ah um,
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  Speaker 1: oh are you all right? But you said that's a
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  Speaker 1: popular one. Huh yes, I'd imagine that spaghetti and meatballs
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  Speaker 1: gets around quite a bit, and that's okay with me.
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  Speaker 1: Uh the meatballs are are homemade at oh um? Oh
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  Speaker 1: that's right. You're you're making a lot of noise. I
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  Speaker 1: just want to make sure you're you're feeling okay, Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I'm well, I'm definitely feeling some things I haven't felt
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  Speaker 1: in a long time, thinking of those homemade meat ball
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  Speaker 1: but I could barely say it. What's going on here? Well,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just trying to order some food and you hit
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  Speaker 1: me with the hot talk. Didn't Yeah, no, no, I didn't.
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  Speaker 1: I you you were asking about the menu and I
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  Speaker 1: was answering. I'm sorry you get you and gave it
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  Speaker 1: to me. All right, No, that's not That's not what
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing. I promise. Well, what was your name again?
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  Speaker 1: My name is Tara, that's right, Tara. Yeah, I'm I'm
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  Speaker 1: an older man and I can't really do the same
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  Speaker 1: things I used to, so now the only thing that
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  Speaker 1: really gets me going is listening to people describe food.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you. Uh, that's disgusting. Actually, I think I think
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  Speaker 1: you know what, fine, because I'm gonna hang up now. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: I think I think we talked long enough. I think
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  Speaker 1: i'm gonna I'm gonna have to let you go. I
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  Speaker 1: think I'm ready for a nap. I was okay. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna recommend all my other friends call here too,
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  Speaker 1: because they've got the same I'm a deal. No, please,
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  Speaker 1: don't do that. I'm gonna I'm gonna hang up. Make
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  Speaker 1: sure to tell a mask for Terra because she makes
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  Speaker 1: it naughty hot. No, I don't make it naughty hot
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  Speaker 1: anything like that, like what you called here to hear
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  Speaker 1: me describe spood just so you could get off. I
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  Speaker 1: think that's disgusting. Well, it's also a prank phone call too.
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  Speaker 1: Wait what it's a joke. Are you serious? Yes? Oh
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  Speaker 1: my god. She told me the diner gets boring and
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  Speaker 1: wanted me to lighten the mood for you a little bit.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, Stacy, lighten the mood bad. Oh my gosh.
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  Speaker 1: Because saying naughty hot it was so cruel. I guess
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  Speaker 1: you'd prefer me to say naughty warm, not hot. Huh No,
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  Speaker 1: No matter what, it was, naughty please no week of
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  Speaker 1: every morning with food, weekday mornings. On the twenties,