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Phone Tap: Clover Haunted House Refund · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: The entire point of going to a haunted house during
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  Speaker 1: Halloween season is to get the adrenaline going.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you get the heart.
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  Speaker 1: Pumping by putting a little bit of fear in you fake.
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  Speaker 2: It's still so scary.
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  Speaker 1: But there's one guy out there who's physically incapable of
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  Speaker 1: feeling fears. He's a former Black Ops soldier with the
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  Speaker 1: British Special Forces named Clover.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. I don't even know how this person and Jose
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  Speaker 3: are the same people.
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  Speaker 1: You think opposite of me is Clover? Yeah, Clover was
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  Speaker 1: so unimpressed with the haunted house he visited over the weekend.
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  Speaker 1: He needs to call him up and tell them exactly
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  Speaker 1: how not scary.
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  Speaker 2: The whole experience was.
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  Speaker 1: It's your phone tap featuring Clover right now.
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  Speaker 2: It's another to im.
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  Speaker 3: It's the Speaky days Han House. This is Cameron. How
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  Speaker 3: can I help you?
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  Speaker 2: Who do I need to speak to about getting a
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  Speaker 2: full refund?
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  Speaker 3: Oh refund, I'd be happy to help. I'm sorry to
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  Speaker 3: hear that you're a unique one.
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  Speaker 2: What happened exactly well, I went through what you call
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  Speaker 2: a haunted house, and hopefully you can hear the air
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  Speaker 2: quotes in me voice.
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  Speaker 3: Sock before we handle this refund. Could I get your
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  Speaker 3: name so I can look you up. My name's Clover, Clover,
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  Speaker 3: just like a four leaf clover.
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  Speaker 2: See, yeah, just like that, because I'm lucky to be alive.
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  Speaker 2: Your last name, sir, that's classified information. You can just
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  Speaker 2: call me Clover.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I guess we can come back to that then.
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  Speaker 3: So could you tell me what the problem was?
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  Speaker 2: No, it wasn't a problem. That's the problem.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not really following you. Could you elaborate, of course?
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  Speaker 2: Let's talk about the blood splatter on the walls. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: look like the drawing my little nephew made on my
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  Speaker 2: sister's fridge. What am I supposed to react? Oh? Know
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  Speaker 2: that sunflower is gonna hug me. That's scary at all.
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  Speaker 3: So are you saying you're you're upset about the decorations
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  Speaker 3: on the wall?
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  Speaker 2: What else? Just the tip of the bayone? You think
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  Speaker 2: anyone would believe that someone really got murdered here?
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  Speaker 3: I hope not.
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  Speaker 2: I've seen real blood, sun I know what it smells like.
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  Speaker 2: What well, I know what it tastes like.
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  Speaker 3: Rose.
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  Speaker 2: Let's talk about the embarrassment you call an autopsy room, sir.
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  Speaker 3: You understand it's not an actual autopsy room, right, what
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  Speaker 3: I do now?
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  Speaker 2: You didn't even try to trick us. I mean the
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  Speaker 2: glass bottles with all the brains and the organs in them.
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  Speaker 2: What a color was way off? Look like apple juice
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  Speaker 2: to me.
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  Speaker 3: Well, sounds like you have a good eye, sir, because
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  Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure it is apple juice.
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  Speaker 2: I know I tasted it.
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  Speaker 3: Wait what you tasted it?
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  Speaker 2: I was parched with boredom, and that's why it's your fault.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sure how I can help you today, sir. Is there?
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  Speaker 2: I'm here trying to help you, mate, right about this
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  Speaker 2: embarrassing thing that you call a production or haunted house.
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  Speaker 3: I'm really sorry to hear that you didn't enjoy yourself, sir,
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  Speaker 3: but there are a lot of reviews online that say
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  Speaker 3: it's the scariest haunted house in the city.
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  Speaker 2: Huh. And you almost made me enough?
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  Speaker 3: Almost, Okay, I've.
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  Speaker 2: Been more scared walking through a meadow of flowers, sip
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  Speaker 2: and tea playing with a twenty puppy, mate, that's.
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  Speaker 3: An oddly specific example.
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  Speaker 2: It's a destruction, mate, You're playing with a puppy, right,
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  Speaker 2: you let you go down? Next thing? You know, red
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  Speaker 2: dots on your forehead snopa seven o'clock. Third thing, you
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  Speaker 2: can block the shot with this cute little puppy.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god?
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  Speaker 2: What God won't save you?
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  Speaker 3: Son?
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  Speaker 2: You save yourself.
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  Speaker 3: This is weird, okay, And I'm not really sure how
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  Speaker 3: I can help you other than I suppose I could
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  Speaker 3: go ahead and process a refund. But in order to
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  Speaker 3: do that, sir, I would need you to bring your
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  Speaker 3: receipt to our location.
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  Speaker 2: What do you may bring back? I'm still here?
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  Speaker 3: Wait, you're in the Haunted House.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not going to tell you where I am, but
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  Speaker 2: I spent the night in the deserted orphanage area.
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  Speaker 3: Sir. We don't have a deserted orphanage in the Haunted House.
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  Speaker 2: You do know?
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  Speaker 3: Sure? I am so confused right now.
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  Speaker 2: I am totally kidding. Man.
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  Speaker 4: This is Jliseay for brooking Jeffrey in the morning. We're
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  Speaker 4: doing a phone tap on.
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  Speaker 3: You, now that makes sense?
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  Speaker 2: Sorry, man.
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  Speaker 4: What of our listeners emailed us about your Haunted House,
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  Speaker 4: actually saying it was one of the best they've ever
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  Speaker 4: been to, so we wanted to prank you in say congrats,
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  Speaker 4: you guys are doing a great job.
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  Speaker 3: Well thanks man, but geez, I've got goosebumps you scared
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  Speaker 3: the crop out of me.
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  Speaker 2: You still forgot there's one more ophan in the Haunted House,
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  Speaker 2: and it's me.
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  Speaker 3: Yikes, you know we might have to leave one orphan behind.
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  Speaker 2: I don't blame you.
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  Speaker 3: Bro make up every morning with phone tabs weekday mornings
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  Speaker 3: on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning