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Phone Tap: Clover Fake Sick · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: your phone tap and be honest. Okay, raise your hand.
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  Speaker 1: If you've ever faked sick to get out of going
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  Speaker 1: to work, Oh, all times? Oh my god? Yeah really
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  Speaker 1: maybe here everywhere. Yeah, I've called in sick before, for sure.
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  Speaker 1: I think why would you? Why would you not use
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  Speaker 1: your sick days? Now we get in limited days, so
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  Speaker 1: I don't do it anymore. It's really weird. But like
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  Speaker 1: back in the day when there was only like six days,
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  Speaker 1: I was like, oh shoot, I got two extra sick days. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: all right, Well now raise your hand. If you're a
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  Speaker 1: significant other, ever had a radio station bust you for
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  Speaker 1: faking sick as part of a prank o, No hands
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  Speaker 1: on that. Well, that's about to happen today when we
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  Speaker 1: call a guy who early in the week told his
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  Speaker 1: boss that he wasn't feeling well just so he could
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  Speaker 1: spend more time at home playing video games. Yea good idea.
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  Speaker 1: He mentioned to his girlfriend that he's been practicing his
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  Speaker 1: fake cough just in case someone contacts Wow, that is
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  Speaker 1: so much. That is too much. Well, now he's about
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  Speaker 1: to get more than he bargained for because the company's
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  Speaker 1: hired some outside help, and this person takes no prisoners.
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  Speaker 1: It's the return of Clover in a brand new phone.
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  Speaker 1: Tap right now, tap on the twenties. Hello, boy, is
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  Speaker 1: this Benjamin? Yeah? This to see? Who is this? Me?
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  Speaker 1: Name's Frank. I'm a private investigate hired by your company.
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  Speaker 1: What I by my company? I heard you called in
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  Speaker 1: sick a couple of days ago and under very let's say,
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  Speaker 1: suspicious circumstances. Suspicious what your company? They hired me to
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  Speaker 1: make sure you're being truthful about you so called sickness.
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  Speaker 1: Are you serious right now? Do I sound like a
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  Speaker 1: person who likes to joke around? Ben? I guess not.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Who are you Me? Name's Frank, but me
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  Speaker 1: mates call me Clover. But that doesn't matter, mate, i'd
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  Speaker 1: I'll be asking the questions from here on out. All right,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just trying to sleep. I'm still trying to figure
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  Speaker 1: out what what's going on. Why don't you give me
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  Speaker 1: your version of things and I'll be the judge of
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  Speaker 1: who's telling the truth and all. I'm not lying. I
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  Speaker 1: woke up feeling terrible two days ago running a fever
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  Speaker 1: popped up everywhere. If you have a fever, what's your temperature? Like? Huh,
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  Speaker 1: I don't remember my temperature? Or why is my company
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  Speaker 1: doing that? What a coincidence? I ask for one simple answer,
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  Speaker 1: and you can't even tell me what your fever was like? Huh? Weird?
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  Speaker 1: It was like one on one or something. I don't
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. Okay, that's a fever. Did you take
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  Speaker 1: that orally or rectally? Excuse me, I'll ask you one
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  Speaker 1: more time. Did you take it in the mouth or
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  Speaker 1: up the bum? Just the normal one in your mouth?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sick, I don't. I don't know what
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  Speaker 1: you want me to tell you think you're sick? Huh,
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you about being sick. Keep talking about try
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  Speaker 1: fourteen days on a Chinese fishing boat with a case
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  Speaker 1: of turtle pox, throwing up, soiling yourself so violently, I'd
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  Speaker 1: had to tie you up in a sting ray net.
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  Speaker 1: Now that's sick, mate. Oh here it is again the
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  Speaker 1: fake coughing. I you know you think I'm in a
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  Speaker 1: fall for that? Man. Yeah, you're good ACTI mate. Oh
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  Speaker 1: I can do that too, look at me, But I'm
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  Speaker 1: perfectly healthy. I just need it. Going to sleep, Okay.
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  Speaker 1: I don't really care who you are anymore. Okay, listen,
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  Speaker 1: Other than sleep, what else have you done to help
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  Speaker 1: yourself recover? With you? I'm drinking on water. You know
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  Speaker 1: you gotta do that, Walter, Any medications. I've taken a
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  Speaker 1: couple of toms. Tom's satisfying for you to hear. No,
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  Speaker 1: might as well be eating gummy bears. You need something.
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  Speaker 1: I'll really help you, mate. What's that? What would you suggest? Leeches?
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  Speaker 1: This is how do you think I got rid of them?
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  Speaker 1: Turtle parks? You put the leeches on your body. They
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  Speaker 1: suck the back with the name of your company. It
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  Speaker 1: doesn't matter my own name of my company. This is
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  Speaker 1: about you and your company. It kind of does, because
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  Speaker 1: I'm starting to question how real you are, sir. I'm
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  Speaker 1: telling me about turtle parks trying to put leeches on
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  Speaker 1: my body. I'm sorry, all right, you want to get
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  Speaker 1: back to playing video games because I've been watching you
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  Speaker 1: all morning? And I see you playing Call of duty. Um, okay,
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  Speaker 1: that's crossing a line. How are you watching me? You
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  Speaker 1: get insensitive now. It's probably because you kill death ratios rubbish.
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  Speaker 1: You see you know a plak call of duty. This
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  Speaker 1: is creepy, man. I know you're playing Call of daily
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  Speaker 1: because your girl from Mia told me she's been doing
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  Speaker 1: reconnaissance for me all morning. Beer dude, it's all a joke. Man.
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  Speaker 1: Jose from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,
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  Speaker 1: we're doing a phone tap on you. Man. It's a
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  Speaker 1: break phone call. God. Your girlfriend Mia actually set you out. Man.
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  Speaker 1: She said you've been faking sick to work just so
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  Speaker 1: you can up a few days off. And do you
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  Speaker 1: want us to call you out? Man? Oh, here we
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  Speaker 1: go with the fake coffing again. You go get some
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  Speaker 1: rest and feel better. I'll keep God watch over you
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  Speaker 1: to make sure no one sneaks up on your man.
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  Speaker 1: And if you need a temperature check, holler at me.
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  Speaker 1: I'll be right outside your door. Jesus wake up every
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  Speaker 1: morning with phone taps on the twenties broking every in
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  Speaker 1: the morning.