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Phone Tap: Dogs Follow Her · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: We all know one, probably from school, the good looking
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  Speaker 1: guy who can go out and pick up any woman
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  Speaker 1: he wants, any time he wants, anywhere he wants, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and doesn't even have to try for it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Well, one of our listeners says he has a buddy
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  Speaker 1: just like that who makes out with girls at the
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  Speaker 1: bars all the time, and he thought it would be
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  Speaker 1: funny if we messed with him about that. So you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna hear how we do it in your phone tap
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  Speaker 1: right now.
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  Speaker 2: You're working Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, Hey, is this Doug.
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  Speaker 2: This is Doug can ask his song.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, So my name is Sean. Apparently you made out
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  Speaker 1: with my sister.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, hang on a second. I'm sorry you said your
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  Speaker 2: name is Sean.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and my sister's name is Michelle.
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  Speaker 2: You know. Okay, can I see how you got Did
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  Speaker 2: you get my number from your sister?
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  Speaker 3: From Michelle?
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  Speaker 1: Because she says you guys hooked up and she's bummed
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  Speaker 1: that you're not getting back to her.
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  Speaker 3: So I said I would call you and see what's
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  Speaker 3: going on.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, you're Michelle's brother.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like I said that.
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  Speaker 2: No, I'm just I'm just you know, I'm a little
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  Speaker 2: surprised by the by the call or whatever.
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  Speaker 3: Do you remember her?
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  Speaker 2: No? Absolutely, I mean it was cool.
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  Speaker 1: Listen, man, let me just tell you about her and
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  Speaker 1: why she's really worth it, because she's super sweet heart
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  Speaker 1: of gold. Her favorite thing to do is go to
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  Speaker 1: the zoo and feed the giraffes with the long tongues
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  Speaker 1: because she feels a kinship because she has a long
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  Speaker 1: tongue too, which you mean I probably don't have to
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  Speaker 1: tell you. Wow, do you remember the tongue when shoots
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  Speaker 1: out in curls? Wait, even has like a little bit
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  Speaker 1: of a bluish tint to it, like a giraffe.
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  Speaker 2: Your sister's tongue is blue.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, as long as your arm.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, you don't remember that. I think I would remember
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  Speaker 2: to forget. Okay, you know, a Gene Simmons sized tongue
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  Speaker 2: and a girl.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, you know what, Just I just need to tell you, man,
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  Speaker 1: she loves you. What even though it's been two years,
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  Speaker 1: she has not forgotten about that. Wait a minute, what
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  Speaker 1: at the club?
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  Speaker 2: Wait, you're talking about something that happened two years ago?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you keep making me repeat myself.
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  Speaker 2: Here, I as you're talking about like last week.
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  Speaker 1: She's never kissed anybody before that or after. Oh come on,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just telling you.
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  Speaker 2: Come on.
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  Speaker 1: So all I'm asking, man, gut a guy here is
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  Speaker 1: if you could just call her because I think she's
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  Speaker 1: really a catch. Like just the other day she was
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  Speaker 1: walking down the street. Look behind her, six dogs were
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  Speaker 1: following her.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, man, how cool is that? Yeah? That's cool? Like right,
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  Speaker 2: I mean no, it sounds kind of weird. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 2: be honest, it's what. It sounds bizarre to me.
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  Speaker 1: But to say somebody that's that connected with animals, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: you don't want to let a girl like that slip away.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, no offense to your blue tongued its sister.
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  Speaker 2: She sounds like a roll.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I got it.
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  Speaker 2: But I don't remember any of this.
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  Speaker 1: I have one thing, super clear. It's gonna jog your memory.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: You may have noticed she does have RCF. She is
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  Speaker 1: RCS No RCF roller coaster face. What it's for people
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  Speaker 1: who walk around with their mouth wide open and their
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  Speaker 1: hair permanently blown straight back like they're going down a
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  Speaker 1: five hundred foot drop on a roller coaster.
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  Speaker 2: That that doesn't even sound real.
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  Speaker 3: Google it you see the pictures.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes in the really severe cases, their arms are stuck
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  Speaker 1: in the straight up position.
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  Speaker 2: Look, man, I say, I'm sorry, but none of this
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  Speaker 2: is ringing a bell.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, she's got a pretty bad case of it.
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  Speaker 1: But like I said, heart of gold, I bet tongue
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  Speaker 1: like a giraffe.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, great personality, but.
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  Speaker 3: So dogs following her everywhere?
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  Speaker 2: Sounds like a total sweetheart.
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  Speaker 3: Man, you sounds like a good dude.
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  Speaker 1: And I actually think it would totally work out between
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  Speaker 1: you guys if you had another chance with her. And
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  Speaker 1: that's why I looked up your address. What so she's
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  Speaker 1: on the way there right now.
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  Speaker 3: I mean that is that cool?
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  Speaker 2: No, it's not cool.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not saying she's not bringing the dogs with her.
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  Speaker 3: It's just going to be her this time.
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  Speaker 2: Are you sure that you know that a pack of
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  Speaker 2: straight dolls aren't going to follow her.
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  Speaker 1: We'll just close the door behind her quickly as soon
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  Speaker 1: as she comes inside.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, listen, I'm gonna be honest with you, right, you
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  Speaker 2: got a guy? Okay, no offense to this. Sounds like
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  Speaker 2: a girl. I would never kiss what you're talking about?
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  Speaker 2: Roller coaster faith?
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  Speaker 3: Look, man, the long blue tongue the other.
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  Speaker 1: Thing I want to tell you, guy to guy, is
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  Speaker 1: if you don't get with my sister, then your buddy
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  Speaker 1: Dustin's going to do it.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, what are you talking about.
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking about your friend Dustin. He listens to a
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  Speaker 1: radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, which
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  Speaker 1: is a show on getting prank phone calls. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, use this is a phone tap.
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  Speaker 2: I was getting ready to run out of my apartment.
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  Speaker 3: To go feed my sister, I know, with that long time.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, oh wow. Yeah, honestly I would be
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  Speaker 2: mad if I weren't so freaking relieved right now.
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  Speaker 1: You mean, if you weren't so physically attracted to that RCF.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, by the way, I'm feeling that one. Yeah, I'm
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  Speaker 2: definitely using that. Before the sun goes down, broke in
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  Speaker 2: Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties