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Top 10 Phone Taps of 2020: #1 Double Couples Counseling · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: we finally made it. Oh my god, here it is.
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  Speaker 1: We have done it. We have completed the top ten countdown.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, hold hands or something going to drop
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  Speaker 1: on New Year from ten and now we're about to
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  Speaker 1: hit what it's time to reveal the number one phone
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  Speaker 1: tap of twenty twenty. This really is the best way
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  Speaker 1: to head into the holidays. Yeah, and the number one
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  Speaker 1: prank of the year features the number one couples counseling duo.
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking about Brooke and myself. I have my favorite
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  Speaker 1: phone tap of all time. I'm doing radio for almost
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  Speaker 1: ten years. I will say I have never laughed harder
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  Speaker 1: at any phone, nor listened back on the website over
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  Speaker 1: and over and showed all my friends were so sweet. Well,
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  Speaker 1: if you didn't know, Brooke and I pose as couples counselors,
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  Speaker 1: married couples counselors, and we have a very unique style
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  Speaker 1: to help our clients. Yes, but it's so unique some
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  Speaker 1: people consider it annoying and uncomfortable. So uncomfortable. It's called
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  Speaker 1: Doubles Couples Counseling and it's your number one phone tap
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  Speaker 1: of the year right now. And remember, after you hear it,
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  Speaker 1: be College twenty five you're going to win an awesome
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  Speaker 1: prize pack from Xbox Series X Jeffrey's ten Phone Taps
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  Speaker 1: of Christmas. Aaron, bidy, I'll new Xbox Series X number one. Hello. Hi,
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  Speaker 1: this is Joseph Benson with Dynamic Duo Counseling. Is this Anne's? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: This is Anne. Hi Anne. I'm also here with my
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  Speaker 1: lovely wife Carol. We're partners in business and in life,
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  Speaker 1: right sweet? Oh? Yeah, Hi and Hi. Yeah, it's nice
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  Speaker 1: to meet both of you. Yes, So, before we really
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  Speaker 1: get into it into the dirty details, do you mind
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  Speaker 1: me asking how did you hear about us? Exactly? So,
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  Speaker 1: my really good friend Kelly told me about your services,
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  Speaker 1: and I have to say, I'm not sure if I
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  Speaker 1: might need something like what you have to offer down
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  Speaker 1: the road, but I might. You know what, that is
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  Speaker 1: just great, Just so you know, whatever you're going through.
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  Speaker 1: Plenty of people do couples counseling, you know. That's why
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  Speaker 1: we're different. Not every couple is a counselor like us.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I mean we like to call ourselves a
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  Speaker 1: couple of couples counselors. Fun Okay. We just feel it's
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  Speaker 1: beneficial for couples to get perspective from both the male
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  Speaker 1: and female sides. You know, so nobody feels like they're
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  Speaker 1: getting ganged up on, isn't that right, poopykin? It's remedi datty?
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  Speaker 1: Oh you flucking marshmallow? You goodness, that's that's funny. Oh
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  Speaker 1: what's funny? Just that I don't know. You do what
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  Speaker 1: you do and talk that way to each other. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we're very close and silly with each other all the time.
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  Speaker 1: We actually have a motto that proves it. Do you
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  Speaker 1: want to hear it? Sure, you have brains in your head,
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  Speaker 1: you have feet in your shoes, and you can steer
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  Speaker 1: your relationship in any direction you choose. Oh yeah wow, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so you too. You practice this well? It just kind
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  Speaker 1: of comes natural to us, and we believe that every
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  Speaker 1: couple should have a motto, And we also believe that
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  Speaker 1: communication is essential. Isn't that right, sweetie? Oh yeah, it's right,
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  Speaker 1: my natty little sea monster snuggle. But I mean even
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  Speaker 1: when it's with simple topics, you know, like, hey, hon,
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  Speaker 1: please don't spend all of our savings on essential oils. Again, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: and it's almost important to respond to conflict by telling
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  Speaker 1: your partner how you feel, right, Anne, Like, I wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: need to buy so many essential oils if you wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: leave empty beer cans out for three days, right to
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  Speaker 1: love Chef. Well, maybe that was because somebody's mother dropped
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  Speaker 1: by that weekend unannounced and she was being a royal
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  Speaker 1: pain in the keister, so an extra beer or two
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  Speaker 1: was completely necessary. Hey, I don't know what's going on
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  Speaker 1: right now. Do you need some time to just talk
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  Speaker 1: to each other? Because oh no, sorry about that, Anna.
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  Speaker 1: We were just trying to give you a good idea
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  Speaker 1: about how we work together. But does that give you
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  Speaker 1: a little bit of a glimpse. I mean, we're known
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  Speaker 1: for our effective, yet quirky counseling style, isn't that right,
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  Speaker 1: my little lightning bug? Hi, sweetie bear, I need to
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  Speaker 1: speak my truth. I'm not thrilled you brought up my
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  Speaker 1: mother in a conversation with a potential client on the phone. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: dimple King, Okay, will boo you booky, you should probably
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  Speaker 1: just get over it like I had to when you
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  Speaker 1: told me about neighbor Ron and all the wie winnie
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  Speaker 1: stuff that you two did while I was on a
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  Speaker 1: boy's trip. I started it interrupted, excuse me, sorry about that.
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  Speaker 1: I think this is a good time for me to
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  Speaker 1: just go, um no, don't hang up. Oh you've got
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  Speaker 1: me sweeched piano, my little delicious happy meal. So I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: And what we meant to say is that you're fine,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm fine. We're all fine because these are normal
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  Speaker 1: things that people go through in a relationship. Isn't that right?
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  Speaker 1: My sweet little saggy booby booby girl, Oh my god, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: musky man Pepper wants to talk about my body? Are
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  Speaker 1: you saying that because you were with that horror from Facebook? Don't?
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  Speaker 1: And I told you my little cherry Jubilee, she's a massus.
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  Speaker 1: She's not a horror. She really doesn't like it when
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  Speaker 1: you call her that, but my little Snugglebut as long
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  Speaker 1: as we're talking about what are your plans for the weekend?
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  Speaker 1: Excuse me, I'm really uncomfortable right now, and I'm really confused.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know why Kelly thought this could be a
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  Speaker 1: good match for what I'm looking for. Wait and wait,
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  Speaker 1: and before you go, we just need to tell you
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  Speaker 1: we aren't real couples counselors. Isn't that right? My little
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  Speaker 1: lamb chop a little desert flower. Ye, Snuggie Wiga snow
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  Speaker 1: your friend, Kelly Welly, she set you up for a
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  Speaker 1: fully tap. What are you telling me? I'm telling you
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  Speaker 1: this is a prank call, and I'm sorry. This is
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  Speaker 1: actually Jeffrey and Brooke from the radio show Brook and
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  Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing a phone tap on you. Ye. Yes, sorry,
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  Speaker 1: it's a joke. When I said Kelly Welly, I meant Kelly,
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  Speaker 1: it was probably hard to understand. She set you up.
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  Speaker 1: I got that part and I'm laughing. But I'm so
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  Speaker 1: embarrassed because I think, like I'm ebarrassed for who I
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  Speaker 1: thought that you were. Are you sure you're not embarrassed
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  Speaker 1: because you don't have as good a relationship as we did.
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  Speaker 1: He's just my little winky Dinky Donka hotel. Yeah, my
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  Speaker 1: little midnight Twinkie. Oh, you have so many names. That
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  Speaker 1: was your number one phone tap of twenty twenty