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Phone Tap: Angry Positive Review · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: it's almost time for your phone tap. And normally, whenever
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  Speaker 1: a person visits a restaurant or a store then calls
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  Speaker 1: less than twenty four hours later, ninety nine percent of
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  Speaker 1: the time that's a complaint. Yeah for sure. But today
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to be part of the one percent. That's nice.
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  Speaker 1: Look at you. I'm calling a salon to praise them.
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  Speaker 1: Oh good. But the way I do it, it's probably
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  Speaker 1: the strangest complimenting phone call they're ever gonna hear. It's
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  Speaker 1: your hilarious phone tap that made me chuckle and smile
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  Speaker 1: and I felt wonderful in my happy zone. Okay, why
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  Speaker 1: is your happy zone just so angry? It's your phone
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  Speaker 1: tap right now? Another on the twenties salon, This is Karen.
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  Speaker 1: How can I help you? Karen? My name is Jeff.
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  Speaker 1: I was at your salon recently and I would like
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  Speaker 1: to provide some feedback on my experience there. Okay, would
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  Speaker 1: you be the person I would speak with about that? Sure?
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  Speaker 1: Will you not satisfied? Is there a problem? Well? I
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  Speaker 1: was not not satisfied if that's what you're asking me. Um,
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  Speaker 1: excuse me. I wasn't not not satisfied. So are you
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  Speaker 1: saying that you had a bad experience? What? No? Are
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  Speaker 1: you even listening to me? Karen? I'm sorry, it's just
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  Speaker 1: kind of confusing. Can you try to tell me what
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  Speaker 1: happened and maybe I can help you? Okay? I came
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  Speaker 1: in for a trim and a shave, and I left
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  Speaker 1: looking fancier than a French poodle on groom day. So
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  Speaker 1: that's good. No, it's not good. It's fantastic and frankly, Karen,
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  Speaker 1: I couldn't be happier. Oh you're happy? Yes, okay, it
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  Speaker 1: didn't sound like it. I wasn't sure. I'm not finished. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Did something else happen? Yes, something happened. I went to
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  Speaker 1: use your bathroom and then when I walked in, I
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  Speaker 1: was shocked at what I saw there? What did you see?
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  Speaker 1: I was shocked, Karen? Do you know shocked? Yike? I
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  Speaker 1: know it shocked? Means can you tell me what happened
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  Speaker 1: the floors, Karen? The damned floors, sir? Can you be
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  Speaker 1: more specific with the floors dirty? With something on them? No,
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  Speaker 1: they were spotless, and the entire bathroom smelled like lavender.
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  Speaker 1: It was delightful, Thank you. I haven't looked under the
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  Speaker 1: sink afterwards, and you know what I found their? Karen? What? Nothing?
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  Speaker 1: There was no gun stuck to anything. Your restrooms should
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  Speaker 1: be on the cover of sanitation God, sir, I think
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  Speaker 1: you're complimenting us, But because of your tone, I'm really
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  Speaker 1: confused about what you're trying to convey here. Well, you're confused.
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  Speaker 1: I was confused. What kind of establishment are you running?
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  Speaker 1: Here are four seasons on crack? It was amazing. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what to say. What do you want me
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  Speaker 1: to do? It sounds like you're happy with your experience, Karen.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just trying to provide you with some feedback, okay,
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  Speaker 1: And frankly, you're doing, for lack of a better word,
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  Speaker 1: an absolutely wonderful job being patient with me. You're wonderful.
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  Speaker 1: Is that, all, sir? Do you do? You want me
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  Speaker 1: to leave a message for anybody? I need you to
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  Speaker 1: know that you're a saint. You hear me. Okay, that's overboard, sir.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just trying to listen and make sure you feel hurt.
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  Speaker 1: You're an amazing listener, Karen, Mother Teresa is nothing compared
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  Speaker 1: to you. That is really nice, sir. It's just kind
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  Speaker 1: of weird that you're like yelling this at me. Well,
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  Speaker 1: control my emotions. You're amazing. Well, this is one of
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  Speaker 1: the strangest feedback calls I've ever received. Huh. But I
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  Speaker 1: am going to make sure that our manager knows that
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  Speaker 1: you called and that you had good feedback. Oh so
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna go tell Greta exactly what I said. She
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  Speaker 1: already knows how amazing you are. Karen. You know Greta.
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  Speaker 1: I don't understand. Of course I know Greta because she's
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  Speaker 1: the one that set you up for the prank call.
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  Speaker 1: What what what do you mean? I mean your manager,
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  Speaker 1: Greta set you up for a phone tap. She says
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  Speaker 1: that you're honestly one of the kindest people that she's
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  Speaker 1: ever worked with, and she wanted to play a little
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  Speaker 1: joke on you. Oh my god, I did not know
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  Speaker 1: what to say to this guy. You didn't know what
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  Speaker 1: to say. That's surprising because you said everything absolutely perfectly. God,
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  Speaker 1: you deserve a raise. Karen Oh, thank you. Greta Okay
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  Speaker 1: Our well every morning with taps weekday mornings on the Twenties,
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  Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning,