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Phone Tap: AirBnTree · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred. D uy Away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 2: As a parent, one of the most awesome gifts you
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  Speaker 2: can give your kid is a tree house that you
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  Speaker 2: build for them in the backyard.
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  Speaker 3: Please don't let my kids be listening, because they're not
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  Speaker 3: getting that.
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  Speaker 1: They're getting a floorhouse.
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  Speaker 2: And if you're a city running out of money, one
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  Speaker 2: of the best things that you can do is common
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  Speaker 2: deer that tree house and rip it away from a
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  Speaker 2: child's hands to turn a massive profit.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, maybe I do want my kids listening. Yes, and no.
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  Speaker 2: Surprise, that's what Brooke attempts to do in today's call.
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  Speaker 2: I swear anytime we pitch ideas about crushing a child's dreams,
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  Speaker 2: her hand is.
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  Speaker 3: It's a good lesson to learn in life. Just disappointment, Brook,
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  Speaker 3: We know.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, children's taste the sweetest. Do it this time with
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  Speaker 2: your phone tap.
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  Speaker 3: Right now, it's another Hello. Hi, my name is Eileen Ulick.
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  Speaker 3: I work for the city's Planning and Development Department. I'm
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  Speaker 3: calling because I have a couple coming in from Minnesota
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  Speaker 3: this weekend.
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  Speaker 1: I'm I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 3: I was just wondering for the key drop off. Do
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  Speaker 3: you want to meet them after breakfast or in lunch?
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  Speaker 3: I mean, what would work best for you. I'm so,
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  Speaker 3: I'm so sorry. I think you have the wrong number. No,
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  Speaker 3: I don't think so. This is Heather who lives at
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  Speaker 3: four sevent East Road.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's I mean, that's me.
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  Speaker 3: But I just I have no idea what you're talking about.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just trying to coordinate the airbnb situation. Airbnb situation,
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  Speaker 3: Uh huh. I don't have an Airbnb. I just have
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  Speaker 3: a regular house. I don't know. I'm talking about the
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  Speaker 3: treehouse in your backyard, our treehouse that we built for
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  Speaker 3: our geta wait, did you wait? Did you receive an
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  Speaker 3: email from Gary and Planning? Gosh, you should have had
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  Speaker 3: it last Let me look through here. You should have
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  Speaker 3: seen it.
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  Speaker 2: No, I didn't.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't receive an email. And I don't know who
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  Speaker 3: Carrie is. I don't know what the hell is going on.
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  Speaker 3: You didn't get an email? Really? Because really, I know
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  Speaker 3: there is no email here I got Gary. Ugh, Okay,
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I'm short on time. It's just it's come
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  Speaker 3: to our attention that the large tree in your backyard
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  Speaker 3: hangs over an easement and yep, and that easement is
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  Speaker 3: owned by the city, so technically the city shares the
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  Speaker 3: treehouse with you. Wait, hold on, you're saying because I
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  Speaker 3: have a branch hanging over from my son's tree. No, no,
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  Speaker 3: it's not the branch. We don't care about the branch.
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  Speaker 3: It's part of the tree house. So you know, it's
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  Speaker 3: just the city's budget is way over this year. That's
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  Speaker 3: why our planning department came up with the idea to
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  Speaker 3: airbnb the treehouse in your area. Are you are you
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  Speaker 3: kidding me? Your airbing a tree house, not just yours,
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  Speaker 3: not just you there. There's no There's absolutely no way
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  Speaker 3: I want to You're superior.
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  Speaker 2: This is ridiculous.
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  Speaker 3: Listen, the city needed to find ill to Gary, Okay,
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  Speaker 3: you're not listening to me. We're trying to find new
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  Speaker 3: innovative ways to bring money in for the city without
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  Speaker 3: raising taxes. No one wants to pay taxes, So this
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  Speaker 3: is where we are, doesn't We made it out of planks. Planks, Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: my secur every day. Okay, we're not saying he can't
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  Speaker 3: play in it. He has it Monday through Wednesday. He
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  Speaker 3: just can't use it on the weekends.
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  Speaker 2: And there's going to be a bunch of like adults
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  Speaker 2: that there.
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  Speaker 3: No, this is ridiculous. I just need to ask listen,
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  Speaker 3: I just have to ask you a couple more questions.
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  Speaker 3: I'm stressed out. It's been a hard day.
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  Speaker 2: Oh you're stressed out.
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  Speaker 3: That's good. That's really good. Thank you. So does the
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  Speaker 3: treehouse have any amenities inside? It's a treehouse built for
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  Speaker 3: a six year old by my husband. This enough. I'm
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  Speaker 3: just reworking the description on Airbnb. So far, I have earthy,
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  Speaker 3: charm cozy studio with countryside views and complimentary kool aid. No, no,
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  Speaker 3: there doesn't need to be I need description. Is it
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  Speaker 3: cozy that you don't like? I mean, I could say intimate.
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  Speaker 3: I mean a lot of people like that. Please should
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  Speaker 3: not be rented out. We need to go back so
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  Speaker 3: many steps. Listen, you sound like you're not having a
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  Speaker 3: great day. I can relate. Someone took my printer paper earlier.
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  Speaker 3: That's not the same. Okay, one of our assistants did
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  Speaker 3: it drive by of your property and he noticed that
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  Speaker 3: there is a pirate flag on top of the treehouse.
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  Speaker 3: You're sending people over to my property? Now, this is
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  Speaker 3: the point. I just want to know if we can
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  Speaker 3: stretch the truth in the ad by saying portions of
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  Speaker 3: the third Pirates of the Caribbean movie were shot at
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  Speaker 3: that location. Are you kidding me that the city could
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  Speaker 3: get an extra like thirty five dollars a night if
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  Speaker 3: we do that? You know, I've already ordered a life
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  Speaker 3: size Johnny Depp cut out to welcome guests to the property,
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  Speaker 3: so you won't even.
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  Speaker 2: Want to What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 1: This is crazy.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know why you're acting like this is some
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  Speaker 3: I'm huge and can be for you my six year
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  Speaker 3: old son's tree house. Yeah, technically it's our treehouse. Remember
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  Speaker 3: he's on our property. So take a deep breath. Calm
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  Speaker 3: down here. I mean, I need to take a deep breath.
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  Speaker 3: You need to take breath.
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  Speaker 1: Kidding me right now?
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  Speaker 3: The only time you're gonna see guests is when they
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  Speaker 3: have to come in and use the bathroom and shower,
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  Speaker 3: and that's it. No, absolutely not, this is not happening.
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  Speaker 3: Your husband, Eli says that he's thrilled about the idea
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  Speaker 3: because he's the one that contacted us to do a
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  Speaker 3: prank phone call on you. Yeah, this is Brooke. I'm
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  Speaker 3: the radio Showbrook and Jeffrey in the Morning. I'm not
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  Speaker 3: with the city. Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry.
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  Speaker 1: Oh I was so upset to.
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  Speaker 3: Start crying out, so angry. You're crying over a treehouse.
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  Speaker 3: I'm so sorry.
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  Speaker 1: I get.
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  Speaker 3: Eli did not warn us about that. He just said
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  Speaker 3: that you've been a little rusted out and dealing with
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  Speaker 3: the city about some easement. I don't know, my god,
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  Speaker 3: I'm just picturing people stumbling down on the ladder from
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  Speaker 3: the tree house. Yeah, your six year old son could
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  Speaker 3: be their bell boy. Well, you know, I guess it's
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  Speaker 3: about time for him to get a job. Huh. Wake
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