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Phone Tap: Crooked Refs · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: and Brooke, you have kids that are doing youth sports. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so as a parent, huh, and I want you to
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  Speaker 1: be honest. Okay, you're sleeping through most of those games, right,
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  Speaker 1: They're so cute. I'm not even bringing up the hangovers
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  Speaker 1: with you. I'm just saying they're pretty boring to watch. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, if my children are listening, absolutely not they're
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  Speaker 1: the next stars. I'm just saying objectively, it's not the
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  Speaker 1: most exciting thing. We don't have a lot of friends
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  Speaker 1: coming with us to the games. That's why that's why
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  Speaker 1: today we call the guy that just got hired to
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  Speaker 1: be a youth sports referee. Okay, as the leader of
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  Speaker 1: the refs Association, I'm going to tell them about a
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  Speaker 1: few things that we do to help me the game's
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  Speaker 1: a little more interesting for adults. You'll find out in
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  Speaker 1: your phone tap right now. The twenties. Hello, Hey, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: is this Nick Um? Yeah? Is this? This is Deacon On,
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  Speaker 1: the head referee for the youth sports group. It took
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  Speaker 1: a few calls to answer, Um, you're one of our
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  Speaker 1: new referees, right, yeah, yeah, yeah? Hi. Hi. I'm so
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  Speaker 1: sorry I didn't answer. I I didn't recognize the number. Yeah, anyway,
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  Speaker 1: I just I got to talk to you real quick
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  Speaker 1: because I looked at the schedule for this weekend and
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  Speaker 1: you're on field three all afternoon on Saturday, right. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: to be honest, we haven't really checked my schedule. But
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  Speaker 1: if you're saying that, yeah, I'm guessing that's where I'm at. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you'll see it in the email. But there's a two
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  Speaker 1: pm game that day between the Firehawks and the Booberries. Okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: so we need to make sure that the Booberries take
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  Speaker 1: it in the shorts that game. Wait, what do you mean?
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  Speaker 1: I mean they need to lose? Yeah, like there's a
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  Speaker 1: winner and a loser, right, like right, but the Booberries
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  Speaker 1: need to be the ones that lose that game. I'm bad,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, what are you talking about. Look, one of
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  Speaker 1: the dads for the Firehawks paid for all new uniforms
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  Speaker 1: and even toss a little extra cash our way. So
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  Speaker 1: we need to help him out on the other end.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know what I'm saying, I think you're saying.
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  Speaker 1: You middle of what I'm saying is during the game,
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  Speaker 1: you need to look the other way a few times.
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  Speaker 1: I sure the Firehawks are getting a lead. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know if I'm comfortable with this. Well, get comfortable, sit down,
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  Speaker 1: whatever you have to do, because I already told Don
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  Speaker 1: the coach, that you're not going to call any fouls
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  Speaker 1: in the first half against his team. But yeah, that
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  Speaker 1: way his kids can be a little more aggressive. Listen,
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  Speaker 1: I appreciate you calling me, but I like a Firehawk
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  Speaker 1: trucks a Booberry. Just pretend like you missed it, like
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  Speaker 1: you were watching something else and you didn't see. No, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: no, no no, We're good. There's nothing ethical about that. And
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  Speaker 1: these are kids. Come on, now, they're not toddlers. These
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  Speaker 1: kids are at least eight. They can take it. No, no no,
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  Speaker 1: they're children. And then look, I got a Hundy riding
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  Speaker 1: on this game. You're not betting on the soccer games,
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  Speaker 1: are you. Why do you think I send out that
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  Speaker 1: email saying that one kid had COVID. Why, man, this
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  Speaker 1: is so wrung somebody. Okay, no, I see what you're saying. Listen, man,
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  Speaker 1: I can get you in on the action. No looks
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  Speaker 1: fun with you. Look, you'd be surprised how many of
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  Speaker 1: the wine moms have cash on hand? No, no, no, no
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  Speaker 1: no no. How do you think I can afford my beamer?
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  Speaker 1: I can call the cops on you. Okay, they're in
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  Speaker 1: on that. The children we're talking about, dude, they're in
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  Speaker 1: on this too. Well. Please know about this. The police,
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  Speaker 1: the local politicians, everybody. It's kids soccer. No one gives
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  Speaker 1: a Do you realize what you're asking me to do?
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  Speaker 1: You're getting paid forty bucks a game? No, I don't
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  Speaker 1: know if I want this now. This is a highly
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  Speaker 1: legal thing that you've got going on. Okay, you're driving
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  Speaker 1: a hard bargain here, man, what if I get you
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  Speaker 1: sixty bucks every game? No? No, no, no no no.
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  Speaker 1: I'm confused because your friend Thomas vouched for you. He
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  Speaker 1: said you'd be up for doing this. How do you
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  Speaker 1: know Thomas? I spoke to him. He said, you'd probably
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  Speaker 1: even trip a little kid if you know you get
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  Speaker 1: some extra money out of it. What is wrong? Why
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  Speaker 1: are you getting all from it. Why would you have
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  Speaker 1: me do this phone tap on you if he wasn't
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  Speaker 1: telling the truth? No, no, no, yeah, this is this
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  Speaker 1: is all a joke. My name's actually jeff from Brook
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  Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing a phone tap
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  Speaker 1: on you. No no, no, no no. Your buddy Thomas
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  Speaker 1: emailed us. He said, you just started volunteering to be
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  Speaker 1: a ref for youth soccer. He wanted to mess with you.
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  Speaker 1: You have me freaking out. I was involved in some
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  Speaker 1: types of illegals. Dude, don't freak out. We're paying off
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  Speaker 1: the cops. They know. I mean, if you can give
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  Speaker 1: me the sixty bucks per game, all right, that's my boy.
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