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Phone Tap: Slide Out Your Apartment · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Well, let's get to your phone tap, and today we
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  Speaker 1: call a woman whose apartment is about to undergo a
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  Speaker 1: major reconstruction. Okay, that's why we have Jose pose as
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  Speaker 1: the leasing manager to tell her, actually, the damage is
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  Speaker 1: a lot worse than we originally thought of it. Yeah, so
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  Speaker 1: it might be a little bit tougher to get in
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  Speaker 1: and out of her apartment. But you know what, just
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  Speaker 1: like Jose is in real life, he has a totally
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  Speaker 1: practical solution and he knows it's gonna work for everyone
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  Speaker 1: for sure. You'll hear in your phone tap right now.
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  Speaker 2: It's on the twenties. Hello, Hey, this is Reggie from
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  Speaker 2: the leasing office.
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  Speaker 3: Is this Aaron? This is how can help you? Hi, erin?
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  Speaker 2: I was just checking in. I don't know if you've
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  Speaker 2: seen all the things that we posted around the building.
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  Speaker 2: We've been putting a lot of flyers in your mailbox
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  Speaker 2: two about the construction in the hallway. It's going to
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  Speaker 2: be starting next week.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, yeah, seen them?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, good. Well, the construction guys were here earlier today
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  Speaker 2: and they were doing some prep work, and it turns
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  Speaker 2: out it's a lot worse than they thought. Okay, there's
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  Speaker 2: a leak in the roof, and apparently that water kind
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  Speaker 2: of got into the walls and all into the floors.
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  Speaker 2: You know, everything is wood and there's just dry rot everywhere.
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  Speaker 2: So we kind of need another way for you to
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  Speaker 2: access your unit.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I'm just trying to understand. So you're telling
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  Speaker 3: me that I need to find another way to access
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  Speaker 3: my unit because there's a lot of damage.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just way too dangerous, you know, with all
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  Speaker 2: the repairs going on, and I mean the floors are
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  Speaker 2: literally falling apart.
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  Speaker 3: I can't go into my apartment. Is that what you're
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  Speaker 3: telling me right now? I just want to be very clear.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I have good news and bad news. Technically, you
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  Speaker 2: are correct, we can't allow you in the unit, but
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  Speaker 2: just not through the front door.
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  Speaker 3: Well, then, how the hell am I going to get
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  Speaker 3: into my apartment?
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  Speaker 2: I thought of that, and we came up with a solution.
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  Speaker 2: I went to Craigslist and I found an old defunct
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  Speaker 2: airline that's selling off their emergency slides, you know, the
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  Speaker 2: emergency exit slides.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, so at.
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  Speaker 2: Least there's a way for you to get down because
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  Speaker 2: they're inflatable and they're twitch.
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  Speaker 3: I am hearing that I have to use a disflatable.
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  Speaker 3: What in flair? In oh inflatable? I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 2: Imagine we'll attach the slide to your balcony window, because
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  Speaker 2: thank goodness, you have a window, right and then you
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  Speaker 2: just slide on down boom. You can park right there,
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  Speaker 2: or imagine that, get off the slide right into your car.
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  Speaker 3: I am just so frustrated right now that you are
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  Speaker 3: asking me to go down a slide, which, by the way,
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  Speaker 3: sounds very unsafe.
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  Speaker 2: I wouldn't say unsafe. I mean we tested it with
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  Speaker 2: a dog and he seemed super happy sliding all the
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  Speaker 2: way down.
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  Speaker 3: Stop, okay, stop, I don't know what you're telling me
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  Speaker 3: at this point. None of this makes sense. And what
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  Speaker 3: am I supposed to do? How am I supposed to
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  Speaker 3: get into my apartment? How about that?
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  Speaker 2: That's the best part. We ended up getting a cargo
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  Speaker 2: net from a condemned trampoline park. It's really smart.
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  Speaker 3: Insane, you're insane.
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  Speaker 2: I wouldn't say that. I mean, you just climb up.
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  Speaker 2: It's pretty safe unless you get stuck halfway up. What
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  Speaker 2: we well, we we had to put an emergency whistle
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  Speaker 2: up there in case you gets stuck. Because it is
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  Speaker 2: no it is a little steep. It's the fourth floor.
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  Speaker 3: I am not climbing up a ladder.
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  Speaker 2: Well, it's not a ladder, it's a cargo net.
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  Speaker 3: So that's not climbing up a cargo net. That's bad news.
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  Speaker 3: I'm going home. I'm going to pack my s and
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to leave. I'm candling my lease today.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, well, at this point I should let you know
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  Speaker 2: that you really can't access your apartment when you climb
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  Speaker 2: up the net. You're gonna have to go into a
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  Speaker 2: guy named Mike's apartment. It's down the hall from yours.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, right now, I'm not going to Mike's apartment.
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  Speaker 2: Do you like the monkey bars?
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  Speaker 3: Shut up?
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  Speaker 2: Because we have monkey bars for you. You can't touch the floor.
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  Speaker 2: It's like a game of lava.
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  Speaker 3: It just hired you. You sound like the biggest idiot
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  Speaker 3: I have ever heard. How do you have a job?
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  Speaker 2: You know what? Brooke and Jeffrey asked me that same
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  Speaker 2: question every day. They're like, how do you work at
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  Speaker 2: the radio station and just mess with people and be
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  Speaker 2: silly all day? I don't know how I do it either. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: Like what I'm doing with you right now? This break
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  Speaker 2: phone call? Your sister Delilah set you up.
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  Speaker 3: How do you know, Delilah, because this is actually a
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  Speaker 3: prank phone call.
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  Speaker 2: My name's Lse from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 2: in the Morning.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, Oh my god.
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  Speaker 2: Your sister told us that you've been complaining a bunch
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  Speaker 2: lately because they have so much construction going on in
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  Speaker 2: your building right now, so she knew you'd be ready
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  Speaker 2: to blow.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, So my apartment's okay, right, yes, well, okay, thank
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  Speaker 3: god for now.
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  Speaker 2: We still did put the slide in, just because it
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  Speaker 2: sounds like a lot of fun, right.
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  Speaker 3: You know, I'm good, I'm really good. Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: All right, it's your dry rote.
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  Speaker 3: Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties,
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  Speaker 3: Freaking Jeffrey in the Morning.