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Phone Tap: Vito & Vino In-Home Care · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's almost time for your daily prank. It's Brooke and
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  Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And today we call a woman who's looking to hire
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  Speaker 1: an in-home caregiver for her father.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, that's nice and hard.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Lucky for her, she posted the ad on the same website.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 1: Where two young Italian men are searching for deals on
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  Speaker 1: matching tracksuits.
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  Speaker 3: Whoa.
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking about Vito and Vino.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: And they are more than willing to take the job
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  Speaker 1: and take care of her aging pops.
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  Speaker 5: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: All they have to do is make a good first impression.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, I'm sure they can do that.
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  Speaker 1: No way they could mess that up in your phone
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  Speaker 1: tap right now.
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  Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s. Hello? Hey,
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  Speaker 3: how you doing?
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  Speaker 5: Hi.
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  Speaker 4: Hello.
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  Speaker 2: Who's this?
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  Speaker 3: This is Vito.
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  Speaker 4: I sent you an email applying for a job as
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  Speaker 4: the in-home caregiver. Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not really doing interviews quite yet. I was just gathering.
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  Speaker 4: Sure, yeah, but when you do come across my resume,
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  Speaker 4: keep this in mind, youse is going to get a twofer.
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  Speaker 3: Oh.
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  Speaker 5: I'm sorry, I don't understand.
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  Speaker 4: For the price of one, you can hire both me
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  Speaker 4: and my cousin, Avino.
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  Speaker 3: Avino, say hi to the nice lady.
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  Speaker 2: Buongiorno.
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  Speaker 1: You're the best at the giving and the caring.
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  Speaker 3: Very professional.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: So you were saying that your father needs a little
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  Speaker 4: help at home, right?
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  Speaker 3: Where are the guys?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I take the left leg, you take the right.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, wait, no, this ain't no Thanksgiving, Vino. We ain't
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  Speaker 4: going to make a wish here, all right? It's a
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  Speaker 4: real human.
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  Speaker 5: Being.
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  Speaker 2: My apologies. I just mean we do it together.
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  Speaker 3: Well, of course, Vino. We do everything together.
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  Speaker 2: Excuse me.
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  Speaker 5: Sorry, but is this some kind of comedy show? routine
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  Speaker 5: that you're doing here because this is my dad we're talking.
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  Speaker 4: About comedy what does she say she says we some
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  Speaker 4: type of comedy duo now look i will say that
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  Speaker 4: my cousin and i are very funny people and i'm
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  Speaker 4: glad it's kind of bleeding true immediately but we have
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  Speaker 4: no kind of joke and matter.
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  Speaker 2: But we accepted the compliments.
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  Speaker 4: We do accept compliments and tips as well cash venmo
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  Speaker 4: Four square.
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  Speaker 3: Four square.
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  Speaker 2: That's right.
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  Speaker 3: I forgot we had a four square count still.
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  Speaker 5: I don't really know what's happening right now.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I understand.
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  Speaker 4: Listen, your pops may need help with bathing, dressing, and grooming,
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  Speaker 4: it says here.
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  Speaker 3: Can I ask, how old is the old bag of bones?
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  Speaker 5: Well, that's a little rude, but he is 90.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, he's still barely bones. He's almost a fossil.
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  Speaker 4: What?
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  Speaker 3: Excuse me, but this is my father you're talking about?
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  Speaker 5: Right.
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  Speaker 4: No disrespect meant whatsoever. We are going to take such
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  Speaker 4: good care of him. He's going to be like old
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  Speaker 4: Blue Eyes when we're finished.
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  Speaker 3: Right, Vino?
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  Speaker 2: Is Blue Eyes the Frank Sinatra or is it the
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  Speaker 2: Matt Damon?
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  Speaker 3: How dare you even ask this question?
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  Speaker 4: We all know that Frankie Blue Eyes Sinatra is the
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  Speaker 4: only Blue Eyes.
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  Speaker 2: I just love Good Will Hunting.
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  Speaker 3: That was a fantastic movie.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, he is the best.
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  Speaker 2: He's so handsome.
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  Speaker 5: I'm still here on the phone.
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  Speaker 1: Excuse me.
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  Speaker 3: I'm trying to speak with my cousin for just one moment.
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  Speaker 1: You're very rude.
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  Speaker 2: We are talking.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we're trying not to be rude around.
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  Speaker 5: Here, please. Are you guys being serious in any way?
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  Speaker 2: Wait a minute.
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  Speaker 3: You've got a problem with us? It just seems like
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  Speaker 3: you might be kind of wasting my time. Hey, look, lady,
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  Speaker 3: this is where we need to draw a line, all right?
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  Speaker 3: He may not be blue eyes, but everybody loves Matt Damon, okay?
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  Speaker 2: He's a king, he's a saint.
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  Speaker 3: He's a national treasure, and we're not even from this nation.
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  Speaker 5: So is this what it would be like on a
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  Speaker 5: daily basis with you two clowns taking care of my father?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, clowns?
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  Speaker 5: What?
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  Speaker 3: She called us clowns, Vino.
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  Speaker 2: Clowns are respected in Italy.
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  Speaker 3: That is true. Clowns are of the highest regard.
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  Speaker 4: Jester's used to entertain kings, ladies, so thank you for
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  Speaker 4: your compliments. I tip my hat to yous.
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  Speaker 5: Look.
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  Speaker 2: You are a gentleman and a scholar.
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  Speaker 5: It was not meant to be a compliment. You two
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  Speaker 5: are wasting my time, and I need to get off
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  Speaker 5: the phone.
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  Speaker 3: But what about your father?
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  Speaker 5: Trust me. You two are not coming anywhere near my father,
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  Speaker 5: and if I see your resume come.
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  Speaker 3: Through, I'm going to put it through my shredder.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, shit. Oh, that is a good franchise.
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  Speaker 3: That is true. I don't think she's a fan of Dunkin' Donuts.
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  Speaker 4: Hello? What? Yeah, you'd think that we'd stop doing it,
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  Speaker 4: but we're still going strong.
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  Speaker 5: Wait, what did you say? Say that again.
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  Speaker 2: We say that it's a prank phone call on a
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  Speaker 2: radio show.
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  Speaker 3: It's a prank phone call.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. Her sister Denise is the one who
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  Speaker 1: set her up for this.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: That makes sense.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my gosh.
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  Speaker 5: I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 3: Did we waste enough of your time?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, but I guess it was worth it. You two
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  Speaker 2: are crazy.
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  Speaker 4: Crazy good caregivers and clowns and chefs.
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  Speaker 3: And Matt Damon lovers.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, we're crazy good Matt Damon lovers. That guy is
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  Speaker 4: a beautiful person.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, he is, and I'm definitely not going to say
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  Speaker 5: anything bad about him.
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  Speaker 1: How could you?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you can. I mean, that man has free food
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  Speaker 3: at our restaurant for life.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so with the spumoni.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, the spumoni. We didn't even get into that. How
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  Speaker 3: much time do you got to talk about our spumoni?
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  Speaker 5: I don't really have a lot more time.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, come on.