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Phone Tap: Timid Benjamin Dishes and Swishes · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: A husband wanted us to prank his wife because she's
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  Speaker 2: a strong type, a kind of woman who gets very
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  Speaker 2: easily riled up. And her fuse has already been lit
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  Speaker 2: because the dishwasher that she just bought from a local
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  Speaker 2: home appliance chain is not doing what it's supposed to do.
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  Speaker 2: It's not cleaning anything, and she's already furious, and I
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  Speaker 2: got a feeling things aren't gonna get any better when
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  Speaker 2: a slow speaking, meek young man named Timid Benjamin calls
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  Speaker 2: to try and troubleshoot the issue with her, it's your
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  Speaker 2: phone tap right now.
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  Speaker 3: It's another Hello.
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  Speaker 4: Hi, my name is Benjamin. I'm calling from home. Is
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  Speaker 4: Daisy there?
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  Speaker 3: Yes? This is she? Hi?
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  Speaker 4: Hi Daisy.
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  Speaker 3: Hi? Yes, And afternoon.
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  Speaker 4: You left a message with us?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, I left a message. Get to the point, are
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  Speaker 3: you trying to call about my message?
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  Speaker 4: You're you're having a bad day.
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  Speaker 3: No, I'm having a bad dishwashers? What I'm having I
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  Speaker 3: ordered a dishwasher from you. You guys installed it. It
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  Speaker 3: doesn't work. This is why I called you.
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  Speaker 4: This is kind of a fun fact. Did did you
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  Speaker 4: know that we sell those?
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  Speaker 3: It's not a fun fact.
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  Speaker 5: I bought it from you, of course I know you
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  Speaker 5: sell them. I want to know what you're going to
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  Speaker 5: do about the dishwashers that doesn't work.
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  Speaker 4: For I want to say, on behalf of home, thank
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  Speaker 4: you for your purchase.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, no, don't say thank you. I don't want
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  Speaker 3: to thank you.
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  Speaker 4: No comment on your purchase. I have no opinion you didn't.
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  Speaker 5: Why are you calling me back?
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  Speaker 3: Then? Why are you calling me?
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  Speaker 4: Excuse me?
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  Speaker 5: Do you shush me?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, let's let's help you with your issue. That is
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  Speaker 4: the reason for this phone call.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if I have that long. It's as
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  Speaker 3: slow as you speak.
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  Speaker 5: But can you just tell me what you're going to
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  Speaker 5: do about my broken dishwashers?
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  Speaker 4: I would like to help you troubleshoot your problem.
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  Speaker 5: How are you troubleshooting this? Tell me how you're troubleshooting this.
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  Speaker 5: It is not washing the dishes.
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  Speaker 4: I have a question. Do you know if the dishwasher
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  Speaker 4: is plugged in?
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  Speaker 3: Are you kidding me? Yes, it is plugged in.
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  Speaker 5: How would I know if it's not.
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  Speaker 3: Cheating it if it wasn't plugged in? Do you shush
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  Speaker 3: me again? If I could reach to this phone, man,
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  Speaker 3: you'd be dead.
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  Speaker 4: I have a point, But what a point? A lot
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  Speaker 4: of people make the mistake of not plugging in their appliances.
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  Speaker 5: The dishwasher is plugged in, it is connected to the water.
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  Speaker 3: Source, it turns on. It does not clean the dishes.
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  Speaker 3: This is my issue.
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  Speaker 4: Well, if if it's plugged in already, I'm kind of stumped.
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  Speaker 3: You're stumped. That is the best you can do.
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  Speaker 4: I do have one other idea, one thing.
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  Speaker 3: Please please say it, and say it quickly.
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  Speaker 4: Can I ask? Does your dishwasher sound something like this?
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  Speaker 3: My dishwasher doesn't think, sir, I don't shut.
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  Speaker 4: You're throwing off my concentration.
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  Speaker 5: Concentration you think you have concentrations?
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  Speaker 3: Are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, well, please please do not be mad at me.
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  Speaker 3: I'm mad at you. You're manding me beyond the leaf.
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  Speaker 3: I can't believe we have not resolved this issue.
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  Speaker 4: Excuse me. I have one more question.
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  Speaker 3: What is it?
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  Speaker 4: What does the word resolve mean?
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  Speaker 3: I'm kidding me? Are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 5: I can't Is it a And do you have a
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  Speaker 5: relative in the business that gave you this job?
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  Speaker 3: I don't understand.
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  Speaker 4: My father left me and when I was a small child.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god. And what about my dishwasher.
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  Speaker 4: It's funny because I actually lived inside of my dishwasher
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  Speaker 4: waiting for my father to return.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my goodness, you never came. I don't blame him.
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  Speaker 4: That's why I don't blame him. I will never forget
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  Speaker 4: the sound.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's I'm gonna hear in my head for the
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  Speaker 5: rest of my life.
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  Speaker 4: Well, your husband, Marcus has to hear you for the
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  Speaker 4: rest of his life. I feel bad for him.
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  Speaker 3: What how do you know my husband's things?
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  Speaker 4: I only know him because he hasked to me to
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  Speaker 4: do a bring phone call on you today. What that's
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  Speaker 4: how dishwashers say, haha, you got phone tape?
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  Speaker 3: Are you kidding me? He's a dead man.
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  Speaker 2: My name is jeff from brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
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  Speaker 2: This is a phone tap.
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  Speaker 3: Daisy, He's a dead man.
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  Speaker 2: He wanted to make you laugh because he said you
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  Speaker 2: were so angry about your dishwasher not working.
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  Speaker 3: Still angry, Well, maybe in a couple.
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  Speaker 2: Of minutes you can start laughing about it. Because he
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  Speaker 2: wanted us to mess with you.
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  Speaker 3: Well he did.
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  Speaker 2: He really popped off on poor Benjamin there, Daisy, I
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  Speaker 2: don't know why.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I'm kind of pissed off, and I'm as pissed
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  Speaker 5: off with you guys doing this.
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  Speaker 3: You know I saw dirty dishes at the end of
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  Speaker 3: the day. Are you shooting me? Don't you shoot me.
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  Speaker 4: I'm trying to help you with your anger.
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  Speaker 3: You are not helping me with you are not helping
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  Speaker 3: me at all.
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