Latest / Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps / Phone Tap PODCAST: Dryflix Streaming Cleaners

Transcript

Phone Tap PODCAST: Dryflix Streaming Cleaners · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d UI Away now offering free remote
• 0:02
  Speaker 1: consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.
• 0:06
  Speaker 1: Trust Brooke, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote
• 0:09
  Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred d
• 0:12
  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred away. Hello is
• 0:19
  Speaker 1: this Matthew? This is Matt Hey. This is Nick from
• 0:25
  Speaker 1: dry Cleaner's. How you doing? Man? Okay, look, I'm calling
• 0:29
  Speaker 1: because I see here you dropped off a suit for
• 0:32
  Speaker 1: us to clean. Yeah? Yeah, is you ready to be
• 0:35
  Speaker 1: picked up? Unfortunately it's not quite ready. That's actually what
• 0:39
  Speaker 1: I'm calling you. What's the problem. Well, I know Wes
• 0:43
  Speaker 1: said it'd be ready in three days, but to be honest,
• 0:46
  Speaker 1: is looking like at least six days now, maybe seven?
• 0:49
  Speaker 1: Are you serious? Yeah? I need this for an event.
• 0:52
  Speaker 1: You guys should have would be ready by friday. I
• 0:54
  Speaker 1: know what we said, and it's we're just so backed
• 0:58
  Speaker 1: up right now. You know, It's just it's imposed possible
• 1:00
  Speaker 1: to get everything done. Yeah, that's not good. You know,
• 1:03
  Speaker 1: I'm probably gonna just have to come by pick it
• 1:05
  Speaker 1: up and take it to another cleaner's. I mean, well,
• 1:08
  Speaker 1: you could do that. But to be honest, it'd be
• 1:10
  Speaker 1: way easier if you just subscribe to our Diamond Dryers program.
• 1:14
  Speaker 1: Diamond Dryers program, what the hell is that? It's a
• 1:18
  Speaker 1: new thing? Pretty much. You pay an additional fee of
• 1:20
  Speaker 1: a four ninety nine a month and I can make
• 1:23
  Speaker 1: sure that your clothes are ready to be picked up
• 1:25
  Speaker 1: exactly when we save LB. What do you have a guarantee?
• 1:29
  Speaker 1: You want me to pay extra money every month so
• 1:33
  Speaker 1: you'll have my clothes ready on the day that you
• 1:35
  Speaker 1: promise me. Well, I mean you need to think of
• 1:37
  Speaker 1: this as more of like an insurance thing, right, insurance?
• 1:41
  Speaker 1: Come on, what are you talking about? Subscription services are everywhere?
• 1:44
  Speaker 1: Like you definitely have Netflix. Everyone has Netflix? Yeah, yeah,
• 1:48
  Speaker 1: I do. Okay, Well, think of us is like um
• 1:51
  Speaker 1: dry flicks, except for we don't do the movies thing.
• 1:54
  Speaker 1: Can we just oh my god, what you just do clothes.
• 1:57
  Speaker 1: That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. It's like a scam.
• 2:01
  Speaker 1: I mean, that's your opinion, but honestly, we do have
• 2:03
  Speaker 1: a lot of people that really like the Diamond Dryers program.
• 2:06
  Speaker 1: Good for you, I'm happy, but I'm not going to
• 2:09
  Speaker 1: give you extra money. Do your job. Oh I know,
• 2:13
  Speaker 1: so what I'm hearing is four ninety nine is a
• 2:15
  Speaker 1: little too rich for your blood. Okay, we do have
• 2:17
  Speaker 1: a lower tier called the Committed Cleaners Package. What are
• 2:21
  Speaker 1: you talking about? Nine a month with a five year
• 2:24
  Speaker 1: signed contract? Of course, is this even legal? I mean,
• 2:27
  Speaker 1: since when do you dry cleaners start having a program
• 2:30
  Speaker 1: where you got to sign up? I've never heard about that.
• 2:33
  Speaker 1: Everyone's got to get with the times. Subscriptions are what
• 2:35
  Speaker 1: it's all about, and at least some of the Committed
• 2:37
  Speaker 1: Cleaners Package, we guarantee that you'll get your clothes back
• 2:41
  Speaker 1: only one or two days later than we probably this
• 2:44
  Speaker 1: has got to be a joke. There's no way people
• 2:47
  Speaker 1: sign up production. But put me on with your manager,
• 2:49
  Speaker 1: all right, Manager, coming right up, buddy, I can transfer you.
• 2:52
  Speaker 1: But good I'm gonna tell them you're trying to extort
• 2:55
  Speaker 1: money from customers. Pieces. Okay, Hey, look buddy, let's calm down.
• 3:00
  Speaker 1: Before I put you on the hold, I do need
• 3:01
  Speaker 1: to let you know there's like eight customers ahead of you.
• 3:03
  Speaker 1: So my approximate hold for you is it looks like
• 3:06
  Speaker 1: ninety minutes. Are you serious? You may not want to
• 3:09
  Speaker 1: hear this, but for only ninety nine cents, a month.
• 3:11
  Speaker 1: I can get you to the front of the line.
• 3:13
  Speaker 1: Subscribe to our whiny wagon pants plan. Sounds like, okay, perfect,
• 3:18
  Speaker 1: you're dead. I'm coming down her right now. I'm gonna
• 3:20
  Speaker 1: kick your heart. Yeah, you come down here, bring your girlfriend, Jenny.
• 3:23
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna kiss her on the mouth. What sorry, so stupid,
• 3:28
  Speaker 1: you son of them. You're screwing with me, I am.
• 3:33
  Speaker 1: This is actually Jose from the radio show Brook and
• 3:35
  Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning Man, we're doing contact. He was
• 3:38
  Speaker 1: an all joke. Jenny told us that you lose your
• 3:42
  Speaker 1: temper really easily, so she wanted us to mess with
• 3:44
  Speaker 1: you on the air the other day. I mean that
• 3:49
  Speaker 1: freaking for the flock party on front. Yep, that's what
• 3:53
  Speaker 1: she told us to. Hey, but look, if you want
• 3:57
  Speaker 1: to get her back, you can subscribe to our perfect
• 3:59
  Speaker 1: Pranking package for only four ninety nine. That's four hundred
• 4:03
  Speaker 1: and ninety nine. By the way, I take that laugh
• 4:07
  Speaker 1: as a no. I still want to kill you, and actually,
• 4:11
  Speaker 1: in fact, Diamond Package members do get to kill me. Paul, Great,
• 4:17
  Speaker 1: now you want it