The Onion Movie — Aged Like Milk
One of us still thinks The Onion Movie is gold. Another needed three sittings to get through it.
Corey picked this one, a high-school favourite he wanted to put to the test. Shot in 2003 and not released until 2008, The Onion Movie is a pile of fake news stories wrapped around Norm Archer, an anchor trying to keep his integrity while the network sells ads into the bulletin.
Along the way there are neck belts, a woman who calls the news before she calls 911, a Steven Seagal film called Cock Puncher with its own PlayStation 2 game, country star Melissa Cherry's very wholesome love songs, a…
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