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Phone Tap: HOA Pet Problems · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: You know, when you google the most ridiculous HOA rules,
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  Speaker 1: a lot of things come up, including stuff like no
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  Speaker 1: visible trash cans on the street. Yeah, you could have
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  Speaker 1: them out, but I guess they need to be camouflage
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  Speaker 1: or something. I forget the street man. I'm kind of
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  Speaker 1: glad that I don't live in an h o A,
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  Speaker 1: but one unlucky lady does and she's complained to her
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  Speaker 1: friend about it multiple times, and her friend did the
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  Speaker 1: right thing and told us to prank her. So that's
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  Speaker 1: what we do, courtesy of her h o A in
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  Speaker 1: your phone? Tap right now? Another Hell? Hi is this ANGELA? Ring?
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  Speaker 2: Is Angela? Who's this?
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  Speaker 1: My name is Toby from the Homeowners Association?
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  Speaker 2: Oh? Hi, Hi?
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  Speaker 1: How are you on this fine day?
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  Speaker 2: Great? How are you?
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing okay? Uh? You and I haven't met, have we?
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  Speaker 2: I don't think so.
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  Speaker 1: No, I think I would recognize this voice for sure. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just I'm going to get right into business with
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  Speaker 1: you here, because sometimes these calls can go really well,
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  Speaker 1: but sometimes they can get a little bit ugly. I
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  Speaker 1: just want to know, are you coachable?
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry?
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  Speaker 1: Are you? Are you coachable?
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  Speaker 2: I'm not sure what that means.
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  Speaker 1: We'll just open to a little constructive criticism from the HOA.
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  Speaker 2: I guess, so is there a problem?
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  Speaker 1: Hm? Well, problem or problems plural, because truth be told,
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  Speaker 1: we have had a few issues around you specifically.
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  Speaker 2: Really yeah, I find that all the hard to believe
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  Speaker 2: because I haven't done anything wrong.
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  Speaker 1: So okay, Well, like we talked about earlier, stay coachable,
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  Speaker 1: because last Thursday, you were observed with your dog off
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  Speaker 1: leash in your front yard.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I think the keyword there is my front yard.
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  Speaker 1: I think the keyword is off leash.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I'd like to know what neighbor of mine called
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  Speaker 2: me in for not having my dog on a leash
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  Speaker 2: in my own front yard.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Angela, I'm not gonna do that. I can't sell
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  Speaker 1: out your neighbors.
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  Speaker 2: Too yet, but okay, that's ridiculous.
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  Speaker 1: Just know that what you did was wrong. You may
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  Speaker 1: not know the rules, but it is a violation and
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  Speaker 1: a sixty five dollars five.
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  Speaker 2: Sixty five dollars for having my own dog in my
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  Speaker 2: own yard.
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  Speaker 1: So again, I'm just trying to uphold the rules here.
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  Speaker 2: No, No, that's absolutely that's asinine. That's subidiest thing I've
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  Speaker 2: ever heard of. And I don't think it would make
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  Speaker 2: sense any of my neighbors as well.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, well, we're not quite done because last Saturday you
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  Speaker 1: were observed using non eco friendly dog bags to clean
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  Speaker 1: up what I know. I am shocked too. And while
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  Speaker 1: we do appreciate you picking up the waste, the wrong
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  Speaker 1: bag is going to be a thirty five dollars fire set.
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  Speaker 2: The wrong bag, what are you talking about? I have
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  Speaker 2: to send you the same bag everybody else done.
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  Speaker 1: No, yours is a darker shade of brown, and we
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  Speaker 1: specifically want people to use light brown eco friendly bags.
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  Speaker 2: I swear to god it's eco friendly. I'm using rogue
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  Speaker 2: dog bags. Whatever you're thinking.
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  Speaker 1: Either way, they're not approved and you will need to
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  Speaker 1: pay that fine. Okay. And then, oh, it's funny that
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  Speaker 1: you use that word because that's what you're picking up
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  Speaker 1: with the dog bags. Oh what you did? You're kind
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  Speaker 1: of funny.
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  Speaker 2: I wasn't trying to be funny. I'm pissed off.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Well, speaking of peed off, our neighbors were a
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  Speaker 1: little peed off two Sundays ago, because are you aware
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  Speaker 1: that there is a pet speed limit in our Neighborhood's.
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  Speaker 2: Another one of them rolls that I apparently don't know
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  Speaker 2: that make no sense on the planet.
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  Speaker 1: It's in the HOA guidelines that even though we do
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  Speaker 1: admit that your dog was on a leash and you
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  Speaker 1: were running with it, we like to keep it under
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  Speaker 1: three miles an hour. Are you freaking kidding me? No,
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  Speaker 1: it's a safety thing, and you were clocked at going
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  Speaker 1: nearly five miles an hour with your power.
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  Speaker 2: So my dog's on a leash and I'm jogging away
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  Speaker 2: on the leash and that's not allowed.
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  Speaker 1: Jogging is allowed. You were more sprinting.
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  Speaker 2: I've never heard of any of this. I want to
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  Speaker 2: talk to whoever's above you.
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  Speaker 1: Well, the only person above me is God, and God
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  Speaker 1: takes direct orders from your friend Nicole. What. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: know she doesn't live in your neighborhood, but she is
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  Speaker 1: in charge of all of this. Because we're really doing
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  Speaker 1: a prank phone call on you right now, and this
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  Speaker 1: is on the radio, so no way, no. Yeah, hopefully
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  Speaker 1: that clears it up. Stu her h. Nicole told us
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  Speaker 1: that you've been complaining a lot lately about the HOA.
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  Speaker 1: Is it really that bad?
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  Speaker 2: It's not that bad, but it is that bad, right, But.
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  Speaker 1: You are okay with wearing a speedometer while you run
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  Speaker 1: with your dog, the beeps when you go over four
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  Speaker 1: miles an hour.
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  Speaker 2: If there's a pet speed woman, I'm doubling it.
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  Speaker 1: At this point, we hold what happened to you being coachable?
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  Speaker 2: No, definitely not. I think this proves I'm not coachable.
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  Speaker 1: Wake Up every
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  Speaker 2: Morning was weekday morning on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 2: in the morning