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Phone Tap PODCAST: I Lost Your Laptop · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui Away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred d
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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred away. All right,
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  Speaker 1: it's time for your phone tap, and today we call
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  Speaker 1: a guy who recently lost his laptop. Okay, so he
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  Speaker 1: had to buy a brand new one for two thousand
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  Speaker 1: dollars and apparently now that one's missing. Oh, no, delivery
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  Speaker 1: company that was supposed to bring it to him has
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  Speaker 1: not been helpful lately. Well, it's only going to get
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  Speaker 1: worse because our own Jose Bolanos is going to pose
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  Speaker 1: as the driver and admit that he lost his package.
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  Speaker 1: And that's just the beginning of the bad news. You'll
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  Speaker 1: hear it in your brand new phone tap right now.
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  Speaker 1: It's on the twenties toy I'm moving five. Hello, Hello,
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  Speaker 1: good morning, This is Sean from I was looking for Jacobins. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's me. How are you, sir? How's your day going?
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  Speaker 1: It's all right, I'm just you know, they're trying to
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  Speaker 1: get a hold of you guys, because I still haven't
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  Speaker 1: gotten in my package. That is why I'm calling today
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  Speaker 1: because I have an update for you. Okay, and the
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  Speaker 1: update is the package is still lost. Real sorry about that.
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  Speaker 1: Wait do you call me just to tell me that
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  Speaker 1: my package is still lost? Well? No, my supervisor told
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  Speaker 1: me the situation, and it turns out that that package
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  Speaker 1: got lost on my route. So I just felt really
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  Speaker 1: bad and I wanted to call you about it. Well,
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  Speaker 1: how do you lose a package? You know what? That's
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  Speaker 1: a great question. And so that's why I looked up
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  Speaker 1: the date of when it happened, and I realized that
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  Speaker 1: was the day I remember this. I turned a little
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  Speaker 1: bit too sharp on a street right by your house
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  Speaker 1: and a few packages totally flew out of the truck.
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  Speaker 1: It wait, okay, you notice the package just fell out? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I mean I forgot to close the door. I was
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  Speaker 1: just acted by something else. How are you so you
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  Speaker 1: didn't stop and pick them back up? Well? They were everywhere.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know how many packages I deliver? Dude, my
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  Speaker 1: my laptop is in there. Okay. Well, I spent like
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  Speaker 1: a get two granted that stuff. See, I'm so sorry.
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  Speaker 1: I don't I hate to hear that kind of stuff.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't do what I hate. I don't get a
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  Speaker 1: kick it and dude on purpose. But did you tell
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  Speaker 1: this to your supervisor? Well, no, because that would make
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  Speaker 1: me look bad. I'm not Yeah, it was so why
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  Speaker 1: so why are you telling me this? You gotta tell
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  Speaker 1: him this so that he can file whatever you guys
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  Speaker 1: gotta file because I'm gonna need to put in a refund.
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  Speaker 1: I've been well, I've been sitting here for two weeks
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  Speaker 1: thinking my laptop is coming and it turns out you
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  Speaker 1: guys are dropping them on the street without picking them up.
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  Speaker 1: Someone else might happen. Look, it didn't drop, it flew.
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  Speaker 1: You just see how fast I was going? Man? That
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  Speaker 1: are you? Are you? Are you proud of how? I
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  Speaker 1: don't understand who? No, who hired you? Are you drunk?
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  Speaker 1: I'm not drunk, but you are correct. I feel horrible
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  Speaker 1: about this, and that's why I came to you with
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  Speaker 1: a solution. Okay, So the solution as you're talking to
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  Speaker 1: the manager so I can get my refund. Well, no,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not going to go talk to a manager about
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  Speaker 1: it because I might get in trouble and lose my job,
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  Speaker 1: and that nobody wants that, right, I want that. I
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  Speaker 1: want you say that, but you're just right have my
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  Speaker 1: contact information? Do you steal this? How do you know
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  Speaker 1: that person? Is this the first time? I don't really
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  Speaker 1: want to answer that question. But let me just tell
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  Speaker 1: you my idea that's going to help you and me
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  Speaker 1: and I won't lose my job mainly, all right? I mean,
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  Speaker 1: what do you have to say? Okay, yeah, I thought
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  Speaker 1: about it. And there's a guy that lives a couple
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  Speaker 1: units down from you, and he orders like Premo bro
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  Speaker 1: like the best stuff I've delivered probably ever. So what
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  Speaker 1: does that have to do with me? Well, it means
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  Speaker 1: now you don't please don't repeat this, but I can
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  Speaker 1: just let's say, not deliver the package and mark it
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  Speaker 1: down as law lost in transit, and then I put
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  Speaker 1: it on the doorstep. Are you Are you saying that's
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  Speaker 1: like a male fraud? No? No, not if you don't
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  Speaker 1: tell anybody I'm not what I'm not? No, No, I
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  Speaker 1: I want my and honestly, with this conversation, I think
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  Speaker 1: you need to get fired because are you are you
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  Speaker 1: going to be I don't even know if you lost
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  Speaker 1: you might have taken my shin and given it somebody
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  Speaker 1: else because you're trying to cover your ass for some
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  Speaker 1: stereo that they lost. Look, I need to talk I
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  Speaker 1: need to talk to your supervisor. Hold on, Look, I
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  Speaker 1: think you're focusing on the wrong thing. I'm trying to
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  Speaker 1: tell you that this fact that you're a piece of
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  Speaker 1: you're losing my sit and you're just saying that you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna steal something for another one of your customers. Okay, Well,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know I was talking to an angel. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: mister perfect I say that in a kind way. By
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  Speaker 1: the way, that was how did you even how did
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  Speaker 1: you even get my information? Again, sir? Not important? All right,
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  Speaker 1: I would like to focus on solving this problem because
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  Speaker 1: I think you're calling me from your personal cell phone
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  Speaker 1: trying to get your covered. Well again, not going to
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  Speaker 1: answer that question. I'm here to solve your problem, our problem, sir.
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  Speaker 1: So listen to this. Do you do you like stamps?
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  Speaker 1: You know about stamps? About stamps? Well, you can make
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  Speaker 1: a lot of money selling these on eBay. Dude, I
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  Speaker 1: paid for my whole honeymoon in Mexico by selling stamps
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  Speaker 1: online that also were lost in transit. If you know,
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  Speaker 1: you're lunatic because I'm done with this shit. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: I'm not doing mail fraud, I'm not doing stamps. I
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  Speaker 1: want to talk to your boss. And is this being
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  Speaker 1: recorded right now? Is there like one of those uh?
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  Speaker 1: Are they gonna be able to hear this? Because I
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  Speaker 1: want them to know the europiece trying to do illegal
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  Speaker 1: and trying to do illegal shop? Okay, calm down. I
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  Speaker 1: can confirm this is being recorded. Okay, good, but not
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  Speaker 1: for a customer service call. I'm calling from a radio station, dude,
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  Speaker 1: I don't care where you're calling me from at this point,
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  Speaker 1: I want my no. No, it's a joke. My name's
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  Speaker 1: actually Jose. I'm on a radio show called Brook and
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  Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning. This is a phone tap. Wait,
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  Speaker 1: so okay, is this all? Were you to all of it? Yes?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know anything about my laptop. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: anything about your lob. The only thing I know about
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  Speaker 1: your life is that your girlfriend Pam set you up
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  Speaker 1: because she said you had a package lot. Yes, she
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  Speaker 1: said you lost your package and you've been flipping out
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  Speaker 1: about it. Yeah, I've been flipping out about it. Grand
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. It's Pam's fault. Blame Pam Pam. Look, if
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  Speaker 1: you want to get Pam back, go into her person.
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  Speaker 1: Steal some stamps. Bro. I'll sell him with you on eBay.
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  Speaker 1: We'll split the profits. Dog Shu oh Man wake up
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  Speaker 1: every morning with phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties
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  Speaker 1: Holy two point five