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Phone Tap PODCAST: Grandpa Door · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Tell me I'm moving five Loo. Hey Mark, this is Ben,
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  Speaker 1: the owner of the airbnb you're staying in. Oh hi Ben,
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  Speaker 1: how's it going. It's going good. Um. I know we
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  Speaker 1: only talked via email, but I just wanted to reach
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  Speaker 1: out real quick and ask how your first night in
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  Speaker 1: the place went. Yeah, going pretty well. I got in
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  Speaker 1: pretty late, so still kind of adjusting. Oh nice. And
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  Speaker 1: just so you know, if anything happens, like if something
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  Speaker 1: breaks or something doesn't work, just feel free to call
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  Speaker 1: me at this number. I'll handle anything you need. Cool. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I don't think there's any questions I have so far. Great,
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  Speaker 1: Real quick though, Before I let you go, I was
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  Speaker 1: just curious, you're in the place. You haven't heard any
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  Speaker 1: sounds or noises or anything like that. Have you noises?
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  Speaker 1: Like what do you mean you know, like sounds like oh,
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  Speaker 1: you know, no it's no, like you haven't heard like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: or maybe like a dog or something. I mean, you know,
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  Speaker 1: if you heard it. They're like ghost sounds, but more
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  Speaker 1: alive than ghosts. Ghost sounds sort of like ghost sounds,
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  Speaker 1: but they're not ghosts, more more human than than ghost Ah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: kind of like that, like ah, but you know a
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  Speaker 1: little ghost. I don't think I've heard any of that. Okay, pretty,
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  Speaker 1: I'm a pretty heavy sleeper. Well, no, that's good. It's
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  Speaker 1: very good. Means he found the raisins, So we're a okay,
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  Speaker 1: what you know raisins? You know, like a little purple
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  Speaker 1: shriveled grapes. Yeah, and I know what reasons are. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: He sounded really confused there for a second. You said
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  Speaker 1: something about finding a raisin and I don't understand what
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  Speaker 1: that means. But this in one of the emails or something.
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  Speaker 1: Oh oh he's no, sorry, sorry, it's my grandpa. What
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  Speaker 1: do you mean your grandpa? I don't understand. So for
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  Speaker 1: the time being, he's staying in the same dwelling that
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  Speaker 1: you're in right now. I thought i'd booked the whole place. No,
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  Speaker 1: you do get the whole place. He's just living behind
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  Speaker 1: the little red door off the living room. What. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he shouldn't bother you though he knows to stay quiet.
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  Speaker 1: There's someone in the airbnb right now. Yeah, my grandpa.
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  Speaker 1: He's really low maintenance though. He'll just stay behind his door.
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  Speaker 1: He knows not to make a sound. He's usually really
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  Speaker 1: really quiet during the day, but at night sometimes he
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  Speaker 1: makes some noises because he gets a little bit hungry,
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  Speaker 1: you know what I mean. So I hope he's not
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  Speaker 1: bothering me, Like, I haven't done everything. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: if this is normal. I don't know if I'm really
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  Speaker 1: comfortable with that. That is what kind of wind me
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  Speaker 1: out a little bit. No, I'm sorry. I didn't mean
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  Speaker 1: to worry you. Like, it's not a big deal. He
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  Speaker 1: sleeps a lot and he just listens to music through
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  Speaker 1: his air pods most of the time. But he really
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  Speaker 1: likes it in there. So as long as you're not
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  Speaker 1: hearing him, you should be all good. I wouldn't be honest,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not really okay with any of this. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: the thought of having just some old person like living
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  Speaker 1: in the closet while I'm there is just kind of
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  Speaker 1: freaks me out. Okay, Well, it's not just some old person.
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  Speaker 1: It's my grandpa. So it's not like you know, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know him. Okay, I understand that, But I mean
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  Speaker 1: I rented the entire apartment. Okay, I paid the money,
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  Speaker 1: and just can you get him away? Well, your rating
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  Speaker 1: is gonna go down really heavily. Actually, it's perfectly legal
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  Speaker 1: for me to do this. If you read the small print,
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  Speaker 1: then you would have seen my living grandpa Claus. So
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  Speaker 1: I don't care if you put it in the fine print.
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  Speaker 1: I want my money back because I'm not going to
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  Speaker 1: stay here. You must have heard him make some sounds,
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  Speaker 1: and now you're just covering for him. Why would I know?
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  Speaker 1: Why would you even mention that? Now I'm creeped out.
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  Speaker 1: Doesn't say no more? Why do you keep him there? Look,
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  Speaker 1: you don't have to take any more blame. I know
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  Speaker 1: this is his fault. I'm gonna come over there later today,
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  Speaker 1: just for a few minutes. I'm going to give him
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  Speaker 1: a good talking to, all right, talking to I'm not know. No,
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  Speaker 1: he's not going to screw up my rental income again.
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  Speaker 1: This is how I pay for his medication. He knows. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I don't know what the is going on here,
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  Speaker 1: but whatever it is. It seems like you shouldn't be
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  Speaker 1: taking it out on him, You should be fixing this
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  Speaker 1: problem in a different way. Well, hey, I mean he's
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  Speaker 1: the reason that I'm losing business right now, and just
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  Speaker 1: for that, I'm not even going to grease his wheelchair
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  Speaker 1: this week. You know what, forget him? You're not going
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  Speaker 1: to grease his wheelchair? What is wrong with you? Man? Lesson? No,
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  Speaker 1: he's gonna have a loud roll down to the Bengal
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  Speaker 1: Hall next week. Let me tell you that everyone's gonna
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  Speaker 1: hear him. You know what's gonna feel embarrassed. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: tell the police about this. You can keep my deposit.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I don't even care anymore. I'm just condemned
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  Speaker 1: with this. No, no, no no, no, no, Mark, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: let you off the hook on this one. Okay you want,
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  Speaker 1: oh so now you want to shut me up because
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  Speaker 1: you're the one who's putting his grandpa in the closet.
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  Speaker 1: You're trying to buy me off. Well it's not gonna happen. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you can't quiet me about. Of course, you wouldn't keep quiet.
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  Speaker 1: Sarah told me you'd be a total woose about this. Sarah,
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  Speaker 1: who I don't even know who you're talking about. I'm
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  Speaker 1: talking about your girlfriend Sarah. She said that you'd be
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  Speaker 1: a big baby about this prank phone call, and I
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  Speaker 1: didn't believe her, but of course she's right. What is
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  Speaker 1: going on? One? It is actually Jeffrey from the radio
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  Speaker 1: show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning doing a phone
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  Speaker 1: tap on you. God. Yeah, it's a joke. Your girlfriend
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  Speaker 1: Sarah set you up because she said you were worried
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  Speaker 1: about staying in your first ever airbnb, and she wanted
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  Speaker 1: to mess with you. I was worried for this old man.
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  Speaker 1: Don't worry. There's there's no old man in the red
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  Speaker 1: door in your living room. I don't even know if
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to stay here. I'm like, I already freaked out.
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  Speaker 1: We'll just do me a favor and go up to
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  Speaker 1: that little red door and whisper into it. We're not
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  Speaker 1: going to Denny's this week. It's your fall. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: gonna do that. Wake up every morning with phone tabs
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