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Phone Tap: Rolando Bachata Class · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

• 0:01
  Speaker 1: Hello, Hello, is this Natan?
• 0:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, this is Nathan. Who's this?
• 0:08
  Speaker 1: It is I Rolando and I am calling from the
• 0:11
  Speaker 1: Badshatta Dance Academy. Aha O, say what h do you
• 0:18
  Speaker 1: know of the academy? Your girlfriend, Kendra, she comes here
• 0:23
  Speaker 1: for the classes.
• 0:25
  Speaker 2: Uh, why are you calling me? And how did you
• 0:27
  Speaker 2: give my number?
• 0:28
  Speaker 1: Kendra? She gave me your number and said, perhaps you
• 0:31
  Speaker 1: would like a phone call. Maybe you have some questions
• 0:34
  Speaker 1: for me or concerns.
• 0:37
  Speaker 2: I mean, not really, that's weird that she did that.
• 0:41
  Speaker 2: She didn't tell me that.
• 0:42
  Speaker 1: You know, Nathan, I think it is very natural to
• 0:45
  Speaker 1: be curious about a man who does not show up
• 0:48
  Speaker 1: for his beautiful girlfriend at a dance class.
• 0:52
  Speaker 2: It's not that I'm not showing up. I'm not invited.
• 0:55
  Speaker 2: She wanted to do this on her own.
• 0:56
  Speaker 1: No, he is my friend. She is in good hands
• 0:59
  Speaker 1: and arms, really in heaps and legs and one and
• 1:06
  Speaker 1: two and three and four.
• 1:07
  Speaker 2: So this is what that is. It's like super close,
• 1:13
  Speaker 2: like together.
• 1:14
  Speaker 1: Only physically physically and emotionally. We do talk a lot.
• 1:19
  Speaker 1: She is going through some stress at work.
• 1:21
  Speaker 2: As you know. I didn't know. I didn't know that.
• 1:26
  Speaker 1: Oh gosh, her new boss is such a jerk. You
• 1:29
  Speaker 1: and I should sit down for coffee some time. I
• 1:30
  Speaker 1: will tell you all about him. He is a total ahle.
• 1:33
  Speaker 2: No, that's okay. I'll go ahead and talk to my
• 1:36
  Speaker 2: girlfriend about her own.
• 1:38
  Speaker 1: Issues, Okay, but I will not let her out of
• 1:40
  Speaker 1: class early, all right, So do not speak to her
• 1:42
  Speaker 1: during class time. That is my time with her.
• 1:44
  Speaker 2: Okay, buddy, Look, you're crossing the line here, like she's
• 1:47
  Speaker 2: just taking a dance class with you. I don't know
• 1:49
  Speaker 2: why you're so involved.
• 1:50
  Speaker 1: It is so much more. She pays me to please
• 1:53
  Speaker 1: the teach her, to teach.
• 1:54
  Speaker 2: Her the plea.
• 1:56
  Speaker 1: You understand what I mean. It is an expression from dance.
• 2:00
  Speaker 2: You're really paying the pictures here, like it's more than
• 2:02
  Speaker 2: a dance class.
• 2:04
  Speaker 1: You do not need to feel intimidated my friend. When
• 2:07
  Speaker 1: I hold her, it is only for balance. But when
• 2:10
  Speaker 1: I feel her skin, it is just to check how
• 2:12
  Speaker 1: moist it is because she's using a new moisturizer. She's
• 2:16
  Speaker 1: been talking about it a lot. It's like cucumber melon
• 2:19
  Speaker 1: to the extreme. My friend is delicious.
• 2:21
  Speaker 2: See now, would you have a problem if a stranger
• 2:25
  Speaker 2: knew that about another guy's girlfriend, because see that?
• 2:28
  Speaker 1: Oh no, for me, it would be a compliment. Feel
• 2:30
  Speaker 1: free to smell all of my girlfriends. One smells like vanilla,
• 2:33
  Speaker 1: one smells like cinnamon, and I think a little bit
• 2:35
  Speaker 1: of nutmeg.
• 2:37
  Speaker 2: You're like some sort of dance floor player or something.
• 2:40
  Speaker 1: No, I am just an instructor who is passionate about dancing.
• 2:44
  Speaker 1: From the moment my alarm clock goes off, the beats
• 2:47
  Speaker 1: start hitting me. My shoes start to dry right as
• 2:50
  Speaker 1: I wake up, first counterclockwise, then clockwise. It's like stretching
• 2:55
  Speaker 1: for my heaps, my loins. Dance is my life. I
• 2:58
  Speaker 1: brush my teeth on the beat.
• 3:00
  Speaker 2: You've given me a lot of weird pictures.
• 3:02
  Speaker 1: Oh, pictures. I will send you pictures if you like.
• 3:06
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, thank you.
• 3:07
  Speaker 1: Are you sure I have one from your girlfriend Kendra
• 3:10
  Speaker 1: right here? Oh, I'm looking at it.
• 3:12
  Speaker 2: She did not send you a picture of herself.
• 3:14
  Speaker 1: Oh it is very sexy. So I did not even
• 3:16
  Speaker 1: ask for this. And all it says is you have
• 3:18
  Speaker 1: been phoned out on brook and Heiffrey and Lamnana.
• 3:21
  Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna have to talk to her because this
• 3:23
  Speaker 2: is out of line.
• 3:24
  Speaker 1: This is all because you do not speak Spanish. You
• 3:27
  Speaker 1: do not understanding Brooklyn Heiffrey and La Magnana. Maybe if I.
• 3:29
  Speaker 3: Say Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning and this is
• 3:32
  Speaker 3: a prank phone call, Oh my god, because yes, this
• 3:41
  Speaker 3: is actually Jose from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey
• 3:43
  Speaker 3: in the Morning, and we're doing a phone to have
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  Speaker 3: on you.
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  Speaker 2: Man. What I was like, I had no idea what
• 3:50
  Speaker 2: to say. I was just like, this guy is confusing.
• 3:53
  Speaker 1: That Kendraw loves the show.
• 3:56
  Speaker 3: And she said she started a new dance class, and
• 3:57
  Speaker 3: you've been asking questions like who you dance when you're there,
• 4:00
  Speaker 3: and like you just don't know.
• 4:02
  Speaker 2: Wow, I guess I'd better try to find out now.
• 4:05
  Speaker 2: Now you got me suspicious.
• 4:07
  Speaker 1: I am sure you're fine, all right?
• 4:08
  Speaker 3: And her instructor doesn't know that she smells exactly like cucumber,
• 4:11
  Speaker 3: melon and a little.
• 4:12
  Speaker 2: Bit of strawberries. Wait so you know.
• 4:15
  Speaker 1: That, No, but that is a great scent. Can we
• 4:17
  Speaker 1: all agree?
• 4:18
  Speaker 2: Huh? Yes, yes, I think so.
• 4:20
  Speaker 3: Text in seven eight five ninety two, Team Cucumber Mellon
• 4:24
  Speaker 3: just took a man
• 4:28
  Speaker 2: Broke in Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties