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Phone Tap: The Perk Up Project · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, and on this show,
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  Speaker 1: we believe if you donate to charity, you deserve kudos
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  Speaker 1: and deserve to get mercilessly prayed.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, sucker, and that's.
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  Speaker 1: Why we call a woman who recently gave to an
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  Speaker 1: organization that provides support to underprivileged teens.
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  Speaker 2: That's so nice.
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  Speaker 1: Her friend told her about it, and she was looking
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  Speaker 1: for a good charity, so she gave a lot of money.
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  Speaker 1: But now she's about to hear what her donation really
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  Speaker 1: went towards. In your phone tap right now.
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  Speaker 2: Brooking Jeffrey's phone tap on the twenties. Hello, Hi, I'm
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  Speaker 2: looking for Melanie Mitchell.
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  Speaker 3: Yes speaking, who's this great?
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  Speaker 2: My name's Shannon. I'm calling from the Future Well Fund.
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  Speaker 3: Oh oh yes, hi, Hi, I.
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  Speaker 2: Just wanted to say thank you for your recent donation.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, no problem. One of my friends said it was
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  Speaker 3: a really good way to help disadvantage teams. So I'm
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  Speaker 3: glad to hear that.
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  Speaker 2: I love. I love that we're getting the word out
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  Speaker 2: like that. And because of your generous donation, we were
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  Speaker 2: even able to fund a brand new pilot program.
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  Speaker 3: Oh really, that's great.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, it's so exciting. We'll finally be able to provide
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  Speaker 2: cosmetic enhancements for underprivileged teens in Beverly Hills.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry what.
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  Speaker 2: No, I'm speechless too. We were able to fund three
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  Speaker 2: full scholarships for high school seniors to get breast augmentations.
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  Speaker 3: Hold on, you're talking about boob.
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  Speaker 2: Jobs exactly, And what's better to help these young women
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  Speaker 2: with self esteem than that?
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  Speaker 3: Is this some type of joke, a joke for.
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  Speaker 2: Helping underserve teens in Beverly Hills who only had a
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  Speaker 2: range rover and no confidence. Oh my god, it's a
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  Speaker 2: beautiful thing.
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  Speaker 3: You can help kids in much better ways than giving
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  Speaker 3: them boobs when they're not even fully grown.
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  Speaker 2: You know what, we thought we could do more too.
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  Speaker 2: I'm so glad you said that, because we were even
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  Speaker 2: able to give starter botox kids for prom season. Oh
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  Speaker 2: come on, we couldn't have done it without you. You
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  Speaker 2: should feel so good about yourself.
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  Speaker 3: No, I don't feel good about this. I thought this
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  Speaker 3: was about helping kids in poor communities, not kids with
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  Speaker 3: range rovers who want new boobs for their seventeenth birthday.
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  Speaker 2: Let's be fair. These ladies are struggling. One of them,
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  Speaker 2: named Kylie, is finally able to feel like she can
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  Speaker 2: go to USC without emotional baggage.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, do you not hear yourself when you say this?
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  Speaker 3: Do you not realize how bad it sounds?
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  Speaker 2: You don't sound happy for Kylie and her newfound full
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  Speaker 2: sea calls.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not happy for Kylie and her boobies.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: I did not contribute money for that.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. I can see that you're having some mixed emotions.
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  Speaker 3: They're not mixed.
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  Speaker 2: That's how I'm reading it, and I want to assure
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  Speaker 2: you everything was done ethicale We let all girl's vote
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  Speaker 2: on saline versus silicone at a pizza party.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think you understand. I want my money to
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  Speaker 3: go to real, underprivileged teams.
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  Speaker 2: Listen. We cannot help everyone reach their full cup potential.
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  Speaker 2: It's just impossible.
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  Speaker 3: This is insane. I don't know what you're talking about.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I can just hear. I can hear listen. I
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  Speaker 2: can hear the jealousy in your voice.
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  Speaker 3: You listen, I'm not jealous. I'm pissed off. I don't
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  Speaker 3: want to contribute money to this. It's talking that way.
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  Speaker 3: It's annoying.
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  Speaker 2: If you just sit with it for a day or two,
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  Speaker 2: I really think you'll come around to the charity I
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  Speaker 2: mean now we call it the perk Up Project.
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  Speaker 3: The Perkup Project. Ew.
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  Speaker 2: We wanted to go with full Cup of Charity, but
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  Speaker 2: it was already taken.
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  Speaker 3: I've had enough of this phone call. I'm going to
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  Speaker 3: complain to whomever I need to complain to, but I'm
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  Speaker 3: done with this.
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  Speaker 2: If you have a problem, you should bring it up
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  Speaker 2: with your friend Erica, because she's the one that worked
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  Speaker 2: with us on this prank phone call. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 2: do you finally understand me?
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  Speaker 3: Oh my? Oh so does that mean you could stop
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  Speaker 3: talking that way now?
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  Speaker 2: Yes? Yes, this is actually Broke from the radio show
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  Speaker 2: Broke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Oh and you just
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  Speaker 2: got phone tapped.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, good job. That was crazy.
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  Speaker 2: Just so you know that charity donation you made that
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  Speaker 2: Erica suggested, Yes, that was real. It had nothing to
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  Speaker 2: do with breast augmentations.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, well that's good to know. That's really good.
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  Speaker 2: No, it's not helping flat teenagers in Beverly Hills yet.
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  Speaker 3: Great, the flat ones with range rovers.
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  Speaker 2: You know, it's sad for them, isn't it so sad?
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  Speaker 3: Broke in Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties,