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Phone Tap PODCAST: The Cable Guy · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's another tub on the twenties. Hello, Hi, May I
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  Speaker 1: speak the Vince please? Yeah, this is Vince Vince. How
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  Speaker 1: are you? My name is Seth McElroy. I'm calling from cable.
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  Speaker 1: Oh Jesus about time. I've been calling you guys for
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  Speaker 1: two weeks. I know. I apologize for that. UM got
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  Speaker 1: your messages and getting back to you. What seems to
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  Speaker 1: be the problem with your with your service? I'm moving.
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  Speaker 1: I need to transfer which level of your house would
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  Speaker 1: you like that transfer to? No? No, I'm moving completely,
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  Speaker 1: moving from one place to another. Yes, where are you
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  Speaker 1: moving upstairs? Downstairs? I can transfer it to whichever level. No,
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  Speaker 1: I'm moving, not within the same house to a different location.
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  Speaker 1: You're moving your house. I'm moving from my house to
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  Speaker 1: another house. Okay, I want to give a table in
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  Speaker 1: my current address and which floor transfer it to my
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  Speaker 1: new place? Which floor of your house that you're you're
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  Speaker 1: currently in? Do you want the cable on and don't
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  Speaker 1: want cable? I'm leaving my current location. I want no
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  Speaker 1: more cable. Don't leave your da sir, don't leave your
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  Speaker 1: current location while we're on the phone. I want to
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  Speaker 1: get this figured out before we lose you. You don't
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  Speaker 1: understand I'm leaving houses. Yes, switching from place to the next.
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  Speaker 1: I completely understand that, sir, but I'm asking you not
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  Speaker 1: to leave the house. Let's deal with your cable first
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  Speaker 1: before you leave the house. Of course, I want service
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  Speaker 1: cut off from my house. I wanted set up in
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  Speaker 1: my new house. How is this so difficult? This is
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  Speaker 1: part of your job, Jesus. Okay, sir, I you know,
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  Speaker 1: hate to be rude, but you've thoroughly confused me. So
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  Speaker 1: what are you thoroughly confused? Dude? I am moving this Saturday. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: A big, big orange truck is coming to my house.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna put my furniture in that truck. Then we're
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  Speaker 1: gonna drive it ten miles to a new house. When
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  Speaker 1: I get to that new house, at the end of
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  Speaker 1: the day, I would like to turn on like TV
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  Speaker 1: and see the cable just like I saw it back
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  Speaker 1: there is christ is the new place that you're moving
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  Speaker 1: to the exact same layout as your old place? No,
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  Speaker 1: okay does that matter? Well, because you said you want
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  Speaker 1: to turn on your cable and have it looked the same,
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  Speaker 1: it's gonna look TV to turn on. I want a
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  Speaker 1: TV in my rec room and I want a TV
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  Speaker 1: in my bedroom. I think I set up. I think
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  Speaker 1: I know part of the problem. Sir, we don't sell TV's,
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  Speaker 1: so jesus, get your manager. I don't want to hear
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  Speaker 1: another thing from you, idiot. How did you even get
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  Speaker 1: a job working with people you should be mopping up
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  Speaker 1: vomit or something like idiots? Sir, I'm sorry, and I
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  Speaker 1: know you're trying to drive a hard bargain here, but
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  Speaker 1: we do not sell televisions at all. Hard bargain you freetard.
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  Speaker 1: Just get a Get your boss on the line right now.
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  Speaker 1: He's not going to be able to give you a
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  Speaker 1: better deal than I can. Hey, listen, pal, the next
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  Speaker 1: words out of your mouth better be nothing other than
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, sir. Here is my boss. Get your boss
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  Speaker 1: on the phone right now. Okay, one second, sir, me
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  Speaker 1: just pull up something. Okay, are you still there? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm still here. I will send you over now. I
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  Speaker 1: wanted to see if I can can I interest you
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  Speaker 1: in a super mega media pack? You can interest me
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  Speaker 1: in nothing? Hey, what are you laughing at? Stop laughing?
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  Speaker 1: Just form call Laurn. Hey, this is actually Jewel from
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  Speaker 1: Brook and Jewel in the morning. I'm moving ninety two
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  Speaker 1: point five doing a phone tap on you. What. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's a joke. Man. Your wife set you up. She
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  Speaker 1: emailed us and said you were having trouble with the
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  Speaker 1: cable company in Europe. Jesus, Jesus. So let me get
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  Speaker 1: this straight. You're actually transferring rooms or you're shut up
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  Speaker 1: week up every morning with jewel phone taps. We