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Episode 1219 - Woman Gets Nude On American Airlines Flight · Ross Patterson Revolution!

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[SPEAKER_04]: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Rocks.
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[SPEAKER_04]: That is the revolution.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, J-B-E-Zah!
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[SPEAKER_04]: We back, baby, we back.
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[SPEAKER_04]: It's where the weekend feels like it's 10,000 years.
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[SPEAKER_04]: And then we're back.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_04]: And you're like, all right, I feel like I should have been back yesterday, but I'm not.
0:54
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm back today.
0:55
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_04]: So much, so much happens that I'm just like, oh, man, we should be back for something, right?
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[SPEAKER_04]: I know.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, what is it?
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[SPEAKER_04]: Hargit Taylor's nice.
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[SPEAKER_08]: The comic stylings of Mauritia Hargitsa.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Nothing like a 65 year old lady hosting the Emmys.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I love it.
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[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know if that is the issue.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, really current Amy Polar are the same age.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Blue?
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[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, get me.
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[SPEAKER_04]: No, no, no.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Blue?
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[SPEAKER_08]: Get me on that.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Luke, not even close.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, Luke.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Luke, don't miss me on that.
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[SPEAKER_08]: We got guesses.
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[SPEAKER_04]: What do you think, Ross?
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[SPEAKER_04]: Don't, Luke yourself.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Baby Polar's 50 feet.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I'm gonna say 54 for Amy Polar.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I'll get to say, I'm gonna say 64.
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[SPEAKER_04]: All right, Amy Polar, 54.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Nice.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Right on the dot, right?
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[SPEAKER_08]: That was right on the dot.
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[SPEAKER_04]: There's so much.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Thanks, guys.
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[SPEAKER_08]: And then we give it to you.
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[SPEAKER_08]: I just want you to understand.
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[SPEAKER_08]: That's when we give it to you.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Right on the dot.
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[SPEAKER_04]: mrs. Gargotay.
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[SPEAKER_04]: There's a reason they don't do it.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Circus is too.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Sixty kids.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Within three.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, you know that within three rule here.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Thank you very much.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Thank you very much.
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[SPEAKER_04]: But I am.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Look at I will not be going.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Thank you so much.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Cook for that amount of applause.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I deserved every last second of it.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I really did.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I'm going to soak it in today.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Blue cam.
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[SPEAKER_08]: What were you going to say?
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[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, we're not at the state fair.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It's true.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_08]: I am.
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[SPEAKER_08]: We're talking about we're not at the state fair.
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[SPEAKER_08]: I know we're fucking podcasters.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: We're we're we're we are really above.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Carnies the internet's version of the state earlier.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Carnies and then there's us.
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[SPEAKER_04]: So yeah, do three years.
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[SPEAKER_04]: It's the same as Carnies.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_04]: For Christ six shit.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I didn't look at my fucking Albino zebra.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I'm going to bring out right now.
2:42
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, and that'd be awesome, but yeah, there was that's, there was a Hayden, a Piano Tady, oxy, fent, it was actually fentanylous time.
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[SPEAKER_08]: It really was fentanyl, but it was a fentanyl laced.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Oxy pill.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Which is?
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[SPEAKER_04]: Oxy's already strong enough.
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[SPEAKER_08]: She didn't want to do that.
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[SPEAKER_04]: No shit.
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[SPEAKER_04]: She won't have a good time and do interviews where she was
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[SPEAKER_08]: don't know why.
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[SPEAKER_08]: I know there is some some like good reason behind drug dealers like lacing stuff with fentanyl.
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[SPEAKER_04]: It's cheaper.
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[SPEAKER_04]: It's cheaper.
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[SPEAKER_04]: But with oxies, what are you really saving there?
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[SPEAKER_04]: I don't really understand that.
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[SPEAKER_04]: what's what's the savings.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, I think just because I look at as a business perspective from a business perspective guys.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I think that's exactly what it is.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Well, it's like a sugar pill with a little bit of fentanyl and then, well, if you're if you're putting in an oxies, like fentanyl's just a super opioid, so if you, you can take a tiny little bit of fentanyl and stretch out the oxies by a shit load.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, I got you.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it's just different way to step on it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: So it's dangerous, but they get more product.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I don't understand putting it in Coke though, because it's completely different drugs.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I don't really get that.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know that whole world citizenly matter.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Anyways, but no one was shocked by this.
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[SPEAKER_02]: No one.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Story came out.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Story went to bed.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Story went night night.
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[SPEAKER_04]: It was like, yep, that's exactly what we thought.
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[SPEAKER_04]: We saw those interviews and then everything else.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I want the fun stories.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I want to find the fun in life right now.
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[SPEAKER_04]: There's too much darkness out there.
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[SPEAKER_04]: We're worried about groceries, gas prices, mortgages, potentially, trying to buy a car and sharing, we're worried about so much in this world.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_04]: And we shouldn't be.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Where's the, what we should be concerned with
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[SPEAKER_04]: women getting arrested for being nude on a late night flight to Miami and masturbating in front of passengers.
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[SPEAKER_04]: We have what are we doing this?
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[SPEAKER_08]: We have bigger fish to fry guys.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Sure.
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[SPEAKER_08]: To hit her.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Look, yeah, you said fish on me.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Better go.
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[SPEAKER_08]: You said fish on me.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Better, come on.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_08]: How much tax pay your dollars did we waste arresting this guy?
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[SPEAKER_03]: It's also some good in flight entertainment.
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[SPEAKER_03]: My God.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Agreed, and you're going to Miami with that be.
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[SPEAKER_04]: You're going to Miami, that you're setting up missing.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I remember flying that burbank flight to Vegas from my burbank to Vegas.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Shippers on the flight every time, everybody's boozing, everybody's excited, right?
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[SPEAKER_04]: I think they're going to win on this money, and it was always a fucking party and you're like, all right, cool man, whatever is going to happen is going to happen.
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[SPEAKER_04]: That's the way that Miami is.
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[SPEAKER_04]: All right, great.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Homegirl wants to get up, get naked, masturbate in front of everybody, have some laughs, let's have some laughs.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Now, what I will say this is if she's ugly,
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[SPEAKER_04]: That might have caused the whole fucking plane to go down.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I would not want to participate in that.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I don't want to see August doing anything.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I don't want to see August nude.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I don't want to see August mask.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I don't want to see any of that shit.
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[SPEAKER_04]: So can you pull up a picture of this lady blue?
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[SPEAKER_04]: Can you find her?
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[SPEAKER_04]: She was on American Airlines.
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[SPEAKER_08]: I don't.
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[SPEAKER_04]: It's not Tiffany Gomez.
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[SPEAKER_04]: We actually know her.
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[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know if there's a picture.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I don't think that there is a picture.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Have they released one yet?
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[SPEAKER_08]: No.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_04]: And nobody on the plane put something on Twitter.
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[SPEAKER_04]: That's what I'm saying.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know how it would have gone now.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Strange.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Strange.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Um.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I'll wait.
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[SPEAKER_04]: There we go.
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[SPEAKER_04]: What do we got?
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[SPEAKER_08]: A little piglet?
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[SPEAKER_08]: A little piglet?
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[SPEAKER_08]: A little piglet?
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[SPEAKER_08]: A little piglet?
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[SPEAKER_08]: A little piglet?
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[SPEAKER_03]: A little piglet?
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[SPEAKER_08]: A little piglet?
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[SPEAKER_08]: A little piglet?
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[SPEAKER_08]: A little piglet?
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[SPEAKER_08]: A little piglet?
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[SPEAKER_08]: A little piglet?
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[SPEAKER_03]: A little piglet?
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[SPEAKER_03]: A little piglet?
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[SPEAKER_03]: A little piglet?
6:25
[SPEAKER_03]: A little piglet?
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[SPEAKER_08]: A little piglet?
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[SPEAKER_08]: A little piglet?
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[SPEAKER_08]: A little piglet?
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[SPEAKER_08]: A little piglet?
6:28
[SPEAKER_08]: A little piglet?
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[SPEAKER_08]: A little piglet?
6:29
[SPEAKER_08]: A little piglet?
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[SPEAKER_08]: A little piglet?
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[SPEAKER_08]: A little piglet?
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[SPEAKER_08]: A little piglet?
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[SPEAKER_04]: A little piglet?
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[SPEAKER_08]: A little piglet?
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[SPEAKER_08]: A little piglet?
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[SPEAKER_08]: A little piglet?
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[SPEAKER_08]: A little piglet?
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[SPEAKER_08]: A little piglet?
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[SPEAKER_04]: A little piglet?
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[SPEAKER_04]: A little
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[SPEAKER_04]: And that would have played, everybody would have been ants about this, like the whole plane would have erupted and been like, greats.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Nobody's duct tape and people down to a seat, putting fucking duct tape around their faces and shit.
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[SPEAKER_04]: T***.
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[UNKNOWN]: Get out of my way.
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[SPEAKER_04]: There you go.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Man, hold on.
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[SPEAKER_06]: You told me to get off your plane, and get the **** out of my way.
6:55
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Do you know what I mean?
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[SPEAKER_08]: Yep.
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[SPEAKER_04]: A stripper getting fucking excited and antsy here.
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[SPEAKER_04]: But, Bluke, was this her?
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[SPEAKER_04]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
7:34
[SPEAKER_04]: And that's where it all usually takes off.
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[SPEAKER_04]: And yeah, is that her?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Is that the person who's arrested?
7:40
[SPEAKER_03]: This 27-year-old Miami woman's mugshot goes about, and no, no, no, no, hey Luke, you want to look at this story first, boss?
7:47
[SPEAKER_03]: We're just looking at it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Not your personal story.
7:50
[SPEAKER_03]: I didn't know this existed until it's so weird.
7:52
[SPEAKER_03]: We're just looking at all shits.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, there's no photo of her because that woman would have played two and right now I feel like we're just going through your home footage.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Well, I'm just saying I I think looking at this woman is probably better than I mean, I'm kind of interested in this story all Yeah, yeah, what she did.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That would have been red, but it wasn't her, right?
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[SPEAKER_03]: No, no, there's not there is not a photo of the woman we're talking about.
8:16
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
8:16
[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Not yet.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_04]: So my assumption is she's probably ugly.
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[SPEAKER_04]: If she was hot, forget it.
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[SPEAKER_04]: This would have gone viral immediately.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
8:27
[SPEAKER_04]: And see you later.
8:28
[SPEAKER_04]: And nobody would have stopped it.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Everyone was like, all right, cool, let her go.
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[SPEAKER_04]: give her one of my drink tickets, you know, let her go.
8:35
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
8:36
[SPEAKER_04]: Let her go.
8:36
[SPEAKER_04]: Let my people go here.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_08]: So she was, I guess just in her seat on, like, took all her clothes off.
8:43
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
8:44
[SPEAKER_08]: And then, is this at book?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Maybe.
8:46
[SPEAKER_04]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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[SPEAKER_08]: It's someone getting naked on a plane.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, but we've already seen this one.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Hey, it's what you're saying.
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[SPEAKER_08]: It's an A.
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[SPEAKER_04]: We've already seen this one getting naked on a plane.
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[SPEAKER_04]: We know who this is.
9:05
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I know where there's a new person getting naked on a plane.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Everybody knows my favorite video.
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[SPEAKER_04]: We fucking tell you.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_04]: That wasn't the one.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Because like that lady gets up right there.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I remember this story and we covered it.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I think I'm drinking bros. She gets up and yeah, dude, you've got to call somebody where you're just like gross, dude.
9:22
[SPEAKER_08]: Sit back down.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, sit down, the stinks, I can smell you, and just sit down.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I was hoping this would be some fun and flirty stripper in Miami, and it would kind of like maybe boost American spirits right now.
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[SPEAKER_08]: That's all.
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[SPEAKER_08]: American spirits.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, the citizens of this country.
9:42
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I was like that.
9:43
[SPEAKER_02]: They were Americans.
9:44
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
9:44
[SPEAKER_02]: You want to rip some haters?
9:45
[SPEAKER_02]: I'll rip American spirit.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Either way.
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[SPEAKER_08]: You're American spirits, boy.
9:50
[SPEAKER_04]: Either or, dude, that's, let's, let's raise it up.
9:52
[SPEAKER_04]: Here, guys.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Let's start ripping darts on planes like we used to all this other shits, but yeah, dude, we got, we got nothing yet, which leaves me to believe she's in a go.
10:05
[SPEAKER_04]: I'll tell you what, on Thursday's show, because this will be up by Thursday's show.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Mm-hmm.
10:08
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, go.
10:08
[SPEAKER_04]: Where are you going with this one?
10:10
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_08]: I would say.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, she was hot.
10:13
[SPEAKER_04]: They would have released it.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, someone would have.
10:15
[SPEAKER_04]: This is going to be some fat blue-haired liberal who is probably on the jury for the Clancy trial.
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[SPEAKER_08]: That's not usually, and I'm sorry to racially profile.
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[SPEAKER_08]: They aren't usually the ones that are stripping down and masturbating.
10:32
[SPEAKER_08]: Really?
10:32
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, I know.
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[SPEAKER_08]: I know.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Your guys' favorite naked on a plain lady.
10:40
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, I usually, well, I feel like blue-haired white women have too much social anxiety to be doing to be doing something like that.
10:46
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, yeah.
10:46
[SPEAKER_08]: They have to move the dog, you know, the dogs that they brought, they have to like, all the different things that they brought for comfort and then get naked and like, no.
10:56
[SPEAKER_08]: It's too much a couture mall for sure.
10:58
[SPEAKER_04]: It sure is.
10:59
[SPEAKER_08]: Do you really mean they put too much on to take it off?
11:02
[SPEAKER_04]: No, I agree.
11:03
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, it's not really their game.
11:06
[SPEAKER_04]: So the FBI is investigating this and I found it.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Blue could took me, I don't know, four seconds.
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[SPEAKER_04]: This is definitely worth it.
11:15
[SPEAKER_04]: Coop and you're going to be super answered by this.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, I'm going to DM it to you on Twitter.
11:19
[SPEAKER_04]: I am intrigued.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Bye.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, yep, yep, yep, yep.
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[SPEAKER_02]: This is a good one.
11:28
[SPEAKER_04]: Koop, I think you might be in love.
11:30
[SPEAKER_02]: You had my curiosity now, you have my attention.
11:32
[SPEAKER_04]: Now you have my attention, sir.
11:34
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
11:34
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, we had here with a failure to communicate.
11:37
[SPEAKER_04]: I think you might be right, Ross.
11:39
[SPEAKER_04]: Pop it up, Luke, put it on screen.
11:41
[SPEAKER_04]: What do you hold them back for?
11:43
[SPEAKER_08]: We want to know if it's the actual thing, is it?
11:45
[SPEAKER_04]: Nope.
11:46
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, you did find it.
11:47
[SPEAKER_08]: I told you that.
11:48
[SPEAKER_08]: I told you that.
11:49
[SPEAKER_08]: Five seconds.
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[SPEAKER_08]: She?
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yep, her?
11:53
[SPEAKER_04]: Her?
11:54
[SPEAKER_04]: Guys, who can put it?
11:55
[SPEAKER_08]: This is AI.
11:57
[SPEAKER_08]: It's the dude humor report.
11:58
[SPEAKER_04]: It's Miami.
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[SPEAKER_04]: No, this is Miami.
12:00
[SPEAKER_08]: Guys, this is Miami.
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[SPEAKER_08]: That's not her.
12:02
[SPEAKER_04]: That's her.
12:03
[SPEAKER_08]: No, it's not.
12:04
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
12:05
[SPEAKER_08]: It's AI.
12:05
[SPEAKER_08]: It's the dude humor.
12:06
[SPEAKER_03]: No, community notes.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Right now.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, because it's from the dude humor report, which is where we get all of our breaking news guys, they're better than David mirror right now.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, okay, all right, description is comedy satire viral laughs and that's
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[SPEAKER_04]: that's what this is right now.
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[SPEAKER_04]: So let's put her up on screen and let's get cooped to find her and marry her, okay?
12:32
[SPEAKER_02]: That's what we can track her down.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I will propose on the spot.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Next time on the Ross Patterson Revolution.
12:39
[SPEAKER_04]: The the weird thing is, you would get a rest, I mean you get suit for something like this if this is a real chick.
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[SPEAKER_08]: It's not a teneye.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I mean either way for release on the mugshot.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Why go this intense though with this?
12:52
[SPEAKER_04]: This is a
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[SPEAKER_04]: Why go freckles, I guess.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Well, because that's the hot thing, right?
12:58
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, this is really, I mean, chicks are like drawing them on and ship to a ridiculous dream.
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[SPEAKER_08]: They have like stickers that you put on like freckles.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That girl farting has got a bunch of freckles.
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[SPEAKER_08]: What girl is it?
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[SPEAKER_03]: That's it.
13:09
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, you're so right.
13:11
[SPEAKER_03]: Why is that?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Maybe that's what people brought people to that video.
13:14
[SPEAKER_04]: So I couldn't find her name.
13:16
[SPEAKER_04]: You couldn't find her name that day.
13:18
[SPEAKER_04]: And a listener sent it in.
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[SPEAKER_04]: We can pull her up, actually, if you want to.
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[SPEAKER_04]: These fucking videos are getting insane on Instagram.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, absolutely insane.
13:29
[SPEAKER_04]: Have you seen the girls farting videos?
13:31
[SPEAKER_07]: Haven't come across my desk, no.
13:34
[SPEAKER_08]: I guess I did, I've been out of the office for a little bit.
13:38
[SPEAKER_08]: But, you know, I've been seeing Martha Stewart asking to drop her nids?
13:45
[SPEAKER_08]: No.
13:47
[SPEAKER_04]: Jesse, where have you been?
13:49
[SPEAKER_04]: There is a phone.
13:50
[SPEAKER_08]: I've been looking for my box of pumpkins, so I can dust him off and decorate for fall.
13:56
[SPEAKER_04]: Wow, all right.
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[SPEAKER_04]: So go with the third ever, Martha Stewart, go to stew.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Should I drop my nids?
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[SPEAKER_04]: That's Martha Stewart, by the way.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, that's funny.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I understand, but it should be in serious.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Is this real?
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[SPEAKER_04]: I never know with her.
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[SPEAKER_04]: And by the way, I didn't even know this was Martha Stewart.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Did you?
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[SPEAKER_08]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_04]: That's what she looks like.
14:18
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, remember that like, birth the bathing suit, shot of her.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yes, yes, yes, yeah.
14:24
[SPEAKER_08]: She's like, she used to be a model.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, I didn't know that.
14:29
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
14:30
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh my god, look at these comments.
14:32
[SPEAKER_03]: What are they saying?
14:33
[SPEAKER_03]: Playboy of here saying, have your people call our people.
14:36
[SPEAKER_03]: You got the only family.
14:38
[SPEAKER_03]: That's the actual playboy.
14:39
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It's a very fast playboy.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, only fans check Mark, Martha Stewart living.
14:43
[SPEAKER_03]: And then Barbara entered the chat.
14:45
[SPEAKER_03]: That's a friend.
14:46
[SPEAKER_08]: Barbara Clark.
14:47
[SPEAKER_03]: If you do it, I'll do it.
14:48
[SPEAKER_03]: What the hell?
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[SPEAKER_08]: Barbara, nobody asked you to do it.
14:50
[SPEAKER_03]: That's fucking crazy.
14:51
[SPEAKER_03]: Barbara.
14:52
[SPEAKER_08]: Barbara.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Can you imagine?
14:54
[SPEAKER_04]: Barks.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Just funny.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Her news and Martha Stewart news did.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, I didn't know the bar record was.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I feel like she was shark tank.
15:03
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah, she's holding Martha Stewart's news hostage.
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[SPEAKER_02]: If she's saying she's going to release hers of Martha does.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Adam trying to find this girl's name here.
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[SPEAKER_04]: It was a bunch of listeners to send this in.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Something may 2000.
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[SPEAKER_04]: That's all I know.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Um, if you can find it, just go to Instagram type in like, May 2000, uh, and then yeah, it's the freckle thing.
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[SPEAKER_04]: That's a thing to know.
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[SPEAKER_04]: And all these girls are getting freckles for some reason.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Uh-huh.
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[SPEAKER_04]: So is that part of that American Airlines thing?
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[SPEAKER_04]: Like, dudes are into freckles now?
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[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, it perfectly placed.
15:43
[SPEAKER_08]: You know what I mean?
15:44
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, I mean if you like getting tattooed Friday, I know.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I've seen that.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know if it's really dudes being into freckles.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It's the same thing with any other makeup fan.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Like guys don't start this stuff.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Women do.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
15:57
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
15:57
[SPEAKER_02]: Guys are eating women's fashion, you know?
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[SPEAKER_08]: No, no.
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[SPEAKER_04]: So the listeners, yeah, Abby May 2000, is her username A, B, B, Y, M, A, Y, 2000.
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[SPEAKER_04]: And it's a shit ton of freckles, and yeah, it's freckles and farts.
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[SPEAKER_02]: With her, that might just be the result of a back blast.
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[SPEAKER_08]: So, okay.
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[SPEAKER_08]: So this is real freckles.
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[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know how into real freckles.
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[SPEAKER_08]: People are, but if you have a clear face, then you can play a kind of like perfectly placed on the nose and cheek.
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[SPEAKER_08]: and that's what turns dudes on whether or not we don't do any of this stuff for you guys oh got you got you got you yeah we do it for each other got it got it got it got it yeah well do I do think it gives a little girl next door if you're like yeah super hot and then you have some some freckles
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[SPEAKER_04]: So this girl just farts on the internet, is what she does.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Is she farting right now?
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[SPEAKER_04]: Tough to say, is Luke won't play the volume for us.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, okay.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Um, it is.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Scroll down, didn't want to rudely interrupt Jesse with us.
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[SPEAKER_04]: No, it's fine.
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[SPEAKER_04]: It's fine.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Keep scrolling down.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Let's see.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Like this just keeps flooding people's feeds.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I don't want to play the cop.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Ah fuck dude, but then we're not going to hear the farts.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Look, you're at your worst today, and I love you.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I'm sorry.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I haven't been to them.
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[SPEAKER_08]: But you're like all over the place.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Like taking him from like, we have to.
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[SPEAKER_08]: One end of the internet to the next.
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[SPEAKER_04]: What I'm saying is it's the freckle thing that is connecting all these people together.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_04]: And they're losing their fucking minds.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_04]: So the freckles.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_04]: And why is that?
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[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Is the thesis for the day?
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, okay.
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[SPEAKER_04]: What is going on with the freckles and the thing in the like a we all reverting back to like omnish people and shits Because that's another fat Like what is it?
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[SPEAKER_04]: We just going super like hey, we're on a farm.
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[SPEAKER_04]: We're not wearing makeup anymore.
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[SPEAKER_04]: We're not doing any of this and we're going super simple because everybody's poor right now
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[SPEAKER_04]: Um, going for Tradwife, the Tradwife lifestyle, which is more expensive for the person paying for it.
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[SPEAKER_04]: So explain this to me, you talked about it the other night.
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[SPEAKER_04]: What is that?
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[SPEAKER_04]: What is the Tradwife thing?
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[SPEAKER_08]: Tradwife, it's just, it's a subset of Instagram, if you get on the Tradwife algorithm, you are served a bunch of women that, you know, make their own, you know, bread, and they're just like momming and wearing an apron, making sure the food for their kids lunch is all
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[SPEAKER_08]: Things I do is a trad wife, and she's just, you know, they're praying.
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[SPEAKER_08]: She makes dinner from scratch every night, fresh bread.
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[SPEAKER_08]: The kids involved pickling, canning, jarring stuff.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Um, so my point is this with the freckles and the no make up and all that other stuff.
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[SPEAKER_04]: We just trying to go back to the 1800s and say, it was a simpler time.
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[SPEAKER_04]: We don't need our screens.
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[SPEAKER_04]: We don't need our computers.
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[SPEAKER_04]: We can fart all over each other and kind of just build a life together out in the middle of nowhere.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, five ways to be a perfect, trashed wife, teacher, family, how to love animals, make your own bread, be cute, have chickens.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Why trashed?
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[SPEAKER_04]: What does that stand for?
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[SPEAKER_08]: Traditional, a traditional language.
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[SPEAKER_08]: You know, it was good in the beginning before it was named and turned into a billion dollar internet algorithm.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Before that, it was like, it's okay.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Like, actually being a wife that takes care of everything is fucking hard.
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[SPEAKER_08]: It's in the same job if you do it right.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_08]: It's a full fucking thing.
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[SPEAKER_08]: So, only van, stop it.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Is that what it says?
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[SPEAKER_04]: On her neck.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I have a feeling that that's the case.
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[SPEAKER_08]: So, you know, it was good when it first started to kind of be like, this can also be an Instagram, you know, you can make money on Instagram by being a traditional good mom, good wife, whatever, making your home awesome, right?
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[SPEAKER_08]: And then it just went out of control.
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[SPEAKER_08]: And everything does, right?
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[SPEAKER_02]: Like everything else, a bunch of horrors ruined it.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_08]: And, you know, she had a farm and would do like ball, you know, ball arena moves in her big like barn and, you know, dressed homage, but with hot, find, come to find out her husband is like a jet blue air and they had so much money.
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[SPEAKER_03]: He could be a tradwife, too.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Like she's, he's not at the, you know what I mean?
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[SPEAKER_08]: It's not like he was,
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[SPEAKER_08]: a rancher or whatever anyways, it wasn't I didn't care about it.
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[SPEAKER_08]: I was like, okay, you have money enough to buy a big farm and do trad wife.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, this is all making so much sense now.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, so tying this all in together Let's say that chick was AI from that that that that might anything, right?
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[SPEAKER_04]: Okay
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[SPEAKER_04]: Is the point of everything these days because of the economy and all this shit like, hey, I missed the simpler times where everyone was poor, and then my wife was normal, she didn't have any makeup and freckles and we just made shit and we made food and we lived off the land, we had a bunch of kids.
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[SPEAKER_08]: caveat.
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[SPEAKER_08]: you have to still get your hair professionally done.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_08]: You have to get Botox fillers all of that possibly atterall.
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[SPEAKER_08]: You have to have a lot of money.
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[SPEAKER_08]: So you have to be good looking and then you can pair down.
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[SPEAKER_04]: This is a cosplay stitch.
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[SPEAKER_04]: So it's not real.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Um, there's nobody that actually wants to live like them.
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[SPEAKER_08]: The bread, they're really making the bread.
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[SPEAKER_08]: They really do live on the farm.
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[SPEAKER_08]: It also, remember Chip and Joanna Gaines, so she would do this farm house like their houses.
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[SPEAKER_04]: She'd freckles too.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Amazing.
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[SPEAKER_08]: She's perfect.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Those are not fake.
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[SPEAKER_08]: She's just a perfect specimen.
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[SPEAKER_04]: But did she start that trend?
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[SPEAKER_08]: I don't even know if she was trying to start a trend.
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[SPEAKER_08]: I think she literally doesn't wear makeup, doesn't do anything to her hair.
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[SPEAKER_08]: She's part Indian, Native American Indian.
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[SPEAKER_08]: She's just perfect and gorgeous.
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[SPEAKER_08]: And they made these, her house is kind of like that, where it's sort of this rustic barn that the refurbish now, how much does that cost?
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[SPEAKER_08]: Millions and millions of dollars but you know you buy an old silo and you fix it up and like You know that the real ugly truth behind being an awesome
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[SPEAKER_08]: Tradwife owns a farm doing all this stuff is you have to have millions of dollars.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, all right.
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[SPEAKER_08]: We tried it.
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[SPEAKER_08]: I watched Yellowstone a little bit too much Yellowstone.
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[SPEAKER_08]: There was a pandemic.
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[SPEAKER_08]: I moved.
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[SPEAKER_08]: I thought I wanted to have like some silos and like refurbish a barn and I was like I got there and was like, but who's going to do it?
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[SPEAKER_08]: Who's going to do it?
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[SPEAKER_04]: And I'm a workholder, so I'm like, I'm not fucking doing this goddamn shit.
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[SPEAKER_08]: because like she dresses up like this and then she'll walk out to where the cows are and stuff in the goats.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Now someone else has already taken care of it, made it cool, they're fed, whatever she kind of walks out and gives them a couple.
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[SPEAKER_08]: grains of something.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Oh boy.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, so now all this is starting to make sense.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Everything she touches for dudes.
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[SPEAKER_04]: This is super depressing.
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[SPEAKER_04]: What?
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[SPEAKER_04]: Super depressing.
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[SPEAKER_08]: What?
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[SPEAKER_04]: Kube, I think there's something inside of you that like a little simple, trad wife, you know, who's just like, hey, oh, she's not.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I love you.
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[SPEAKER_04]: This is out of not.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I'm not saying.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Join us.
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[SPEAKER_08]: She's not trying to try to find the rest of these people on fucking business woman that probably barely sees our kids, but yeah, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_04]: But I'm saying like poop and everybody else, like I'm sure having just like a simpler person who's just like, hey, I love you.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I don't need that much.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I can cook some sour dough.
30:12
[SPEAKER_04]: We can kind of hang in and that would be an awesome life.
30:17
[SPEAKER_04]: Versus, hey dude, here's the bill for the Botox, everything you just mentioned in a row would cost you a could Jillian dollars and- It's not gonna cost you any money because she's making the money on Instagram to get all of that.
30:30
[SPEAKER_08]: the chicken or the egg, you have to, you know, to be on Instagram.
30:34
[SPEAKER_08]: You have to have all that stuff.
30:36
[SPEAKER_08]: Then you make money from Instagram to keep that stuff up.
30:39
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
30:40
[SPEAKER_08]: He's also a millionaire himself, but.
30:43
[SPEAKER_04]: Um, a sad part of me, which is this was true.
30:45
[SPEAKER_04]: Like people were trying to water.
30:47
[SPEAKER_04]: I just want to tell you guys.
30:48
[SPEAKER_04]: I know.
30:51
[SPEAKER_08]: you don't want a simple gal.
30:54
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, you don't want a simple gal that doesn't do anything.
30:57
[SPEAKER_04]: Right.
30:57
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, I thought she was making dinner and doing something.
31:00
[SPEAKER_08]: No, it doesn't do anything to herself.
31:02
[SPEAKER_04]: Ah, God.
31:03
[SPEAKER_08]: I know you think you do.
31:05
[SPEAKER_04]: Sure.
31:06
[SPEAKER_08]: Because Instagram makes you believe that these people really have freckles.
31:10
[SPEAKER_08]: They're not wearing any makeup.
31:11
[SPEAKER_08]: Fact is they are, you know, it's like, Ghana.
31:15
[SPEAKER_04]: It's all why.
31:16
[SPEAKER_08]: You think you do, and if you really got someone that didn't give a shit, you'd be like, gross.
31:23
[SPEAKER_08]: Dude husband.
31:24
[SPEAKER_08]: Do you know what I mean?
31:24
[SPEAKER_02]: Right, right.
31:25
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, it seems like in the end it doesn't really matter because from my experience, about month and a half, two months into the relationship that makeup goes out the window unless it's date night anyway.
31:35
[SPEAKER_08]: Hello.
31:37
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
31:37
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
31:38
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, it depends on who it is, you know?
31:40
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
31:41
[SPEAKER_04]: It depends on if they're going for marriage, coupe, that's not like the makeup thing will last for a couple of years after that, you know?
31:47
[SPEAKER_02]: And we're looking in the wrong places.
31:49
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, you got to wait so after the marriage, blue guy taxes you that video from the listener, by the way.
31:55
[SPEAKER_04]: Um, just so it was quick.
31:57
[SPEAKER_08]: And look, that may really be the girl.
31:59
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know, but that's a hot Miami chick, if it's true.
32:05
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, there's a lot of hot Miami, but here's the thing.
32:07
[SPEAKER_04]: It's not your porn star Miami chick, which is what we see a lot.
32:12
[SPEAKER_04]: This looks like a kind of a normal like, oh, hey, like I got fucked up on this flight.
32:17
[SPEAKER_04]: This is a shit.
32:18
[SPEAKER_04]: And maybe not like a stripper, you know?
32:21
[SPEAKER_04]: So, all right, now all of this is making more sense to me.
32:25
[SPEAKER_04]: Where this is kind of the thing right now and we're all kind of trying to tailor around this.
32:30
[SPEAKER_04]: And then this girl farting on the internet, I don't know what that is, obviously.
32:34
[SPEAKER_08]: Look, there's a, there's an algorithm for, you can't see flying for it, just showing it's not, not really going to do it justice.
32:42
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know if there's any music.
32:43
[SPEAKER_08]: There might be music.
32:44
[SPEAKER_08]: That's why he's not.
32:45
[SPEAKER_04]: No, music to my ears.
32:47
[SPEAKER_04]: Yep, there you go.
32:48
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, so.
32:50
[SPEAKER_04]: A coupe.
32:52
[SPEAKER_08]: Coups and, oh, yeah.
32:54
[SPEAKER_04]: A coupe is and right.
32:57
[SPEAKER_02]: Real frappers?
32:59
[SPEAKER_02]: No, I mean, I'm confused because there's like two parts.
33:02
[SPEAKER_02]: Two parts within me fighting each other.
33:04
[SPEAKER_02]: Right.
33:09
[SPEAKER_07]: This is kind of a listener's sentence in as a compilation of her greatest hits.
33:22
[SPEAKER_03]: And I'd like to give him a shot out right now in the show.
33:25
[SPEAKER_03]: The first comment, someone like sounds like someone trying to sneak through, I was with some really old solid face.
33:31
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
33:35
[SPEAKER_02]: Forget it, it was just that we get a shot out here.
33:38
[SPEAKER_02]: But okay, I got to say the longer the video went on, the more one side, one out, Bill writes, shot out Bill write on this one.
33:51
[SPEAKER_04]: the makeup and the things and the food and the shit.
33:55
[SPEAKER_04]: If you go to the, he's always like, this girl can't only just be farting on Instagram, right?
33:59
[SPEAKER_04]: No, but it's all the trad wife shit that you were talking about.
34:01
[SPEAKER_04]: She was making food and bacon and egg.
34:04
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, what?
34:04
[SPEAKER_04]: And yes.
34:05
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes.
34:05
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
34:05
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
34:06
[SPEAKER_04]: So why?
34:07
[SPEAKER_08]: She's a farting.
34:09
[SPEAKER_04]: But also like a normal, you know, like you're trying to pass yourself off as some normal human being on earth and you're not really that either and who's to say this person is an AI?
34:22
[SPEAKER_04]: You know what I'm saying?
34:23
[SPEAKER_08]: Sure.
34:24
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, that's what's fucked.
34:26
[SPEAKER_04]: And then how do you deal with this coupe?
34:28
[SPEAKER_04]: How do you deal with this on a daily basis?
34:32
[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
34:32
[SPEAKER_08]: What is he dealing with?
34:33
[SPEAKER_02]: Hands in all that other shit.
34:35
[SPEAKER_02]: How do you know any of these people are fucking real?
34:37
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I mean, you don't.
34:38
[SPEAKER_02]: But it's been that way since before AI.
34:40
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, people have been cat-fishing online for fucking decades.
34:44
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, filters and angles have been doing their job doing the job of AI.
34:50
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, you got to learn that.
34:51
[SPEAKER_02]: You learned the spark that stuff even before AI.
34:53
[SPEAKER_02]: So now it's just an extra layer of bullshit that you have to look out for.
34:56
[SPEAKER_02]: All right, but do you feel positive about it?
34:59
[SPEAKER_02]: No, I haven't felt positive about it.
35:02
[SPEAKER_08]: Anything.
35:02
[SPEAKER_08]: Anything.
35:03
[SPEAKER_08]: He has involved all of her about anything in years.
35:06
[SPEAKER_04]: And this is going to lead into something a little bit bigger here, okay?
35:11
[SPEAKER_04]: This is why I think dudes couldn't get behind Lindsay Clancy.
35:15
[SPEAKER_04]: She just wasn't hot enough.
35:19
[SPEAKER_04]: Like, I don't know if that was it for me.
35:20
[SPEAKER_04]: Really?
35:21
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
35:22
[SPEAKER_04]: I think people, dude wise, we're willing to forgive Casey Anthony.
35:26
[SPEAKER_04]: And they were like, eh, all right, cool.
35:29
[SPEAKER_04]: But with this Lindsey Clancy thing, every angle they show of her is just, it's not great.
35:35
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't think she has a flattering angle.
35:37
[SPEAKER_08]: No, no.
35:37
[SPEAKER_04]: No, no.
35:39
[SPEAKER_04]: And that's why I think more dudes online because I know you guys are doing this story this week.
35:44
[SPEAKER_04]: I think I should have dropped tomorrow, right?
35:46
[SPEAKER_08]: Crime corner?
35:46
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
35:47
[SPEAKER_04]: I think it's out already on on Patreon, you know, on our drink of rose podcast Patreon, subscribe to it's great episode by the way.
35:54
[SPEAKER_04]: But I think that's why the dudes were the first ones to jump on this and be like, hey man, no, if she was hot, I think this would have gone a whole different way.
36:05
[SPEAKER_04]: What do you think?
36:08
[SPEAKER_08]: Um, yeah, I guess it was it was one dude that
36:17
[SPEAKER_04]: I think if it was a fat ass casey Anthony, he would have been like, all right, cool, I'll let this slide.
36:23
[SPEAKER_04]: I'll let this slide.
36:24
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, gosh, I wonder, there's a lot of moving parts to the case.
36:29
[SPEAKER_08]: Did you guys talk about that?
36:30
[SPEAKER_08]: So sure that angle right there, right in the middle.
36:32
[SPEAKER_08]: Dead in the middle, right here.
36:33
[SPEAKER_08]: And her three kids.
36:34
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, no, we didn't get to her looks.
36:36
[SPEAKER_08]: Really?
36:37
[SPEAKER_08]: Sorry, Ross.
36:38
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, we were doing the case.
36:39
[SPEAKER_08]: But um,
36:41
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, we didn't actually do a breakdown of her.
36:44
[SPEAKER_02]: It never becomes a factor for you guys.
36:46
[SPEAKER_02]: No, much like the holdout juror, we were a little hung out on the vicious murders.
36:50
[SPEAKER_08]: OK. Yeah.
36:51
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
36:51
[SPEAKER_08]: Us and the holdout juror kind of had the same consensus, which was like, gosh, I can't get past.
36:59
[SPEAKER_07]: It's brutal.
37:00
[SPEAKER_08]: It's problematic, one by one, strangling of your children with exercise bands in a basement almost like depths of hell.
37:10
[SPEAKER_08]: Now this, I will say for her, she was going for crazy.
37:14
[SPEAKER_04]: She was.
37:15
[SPEAKER_04]: This look, and this does look crazy.
37:17
[SPEAKER_08]: Right.
37:17
[SPEAKER_08]: So she, she had to look, you know, she wasn't trying to look hot.
37:24
[SPEAKER_08]: She needed to look like mental institution, long brown stringy hair.
37:30
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, interesting.
37:32
[SPEAKER_04]: Easy.
37:32
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, interesting.
37:33
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
37:33
[SPEAKER_08]: Andrea Yates.
37:34
[SPEAKER_08]: So like, you know, she's in a wheelchair.
37:37
[SPEAKER_08]: She has to, if she wants to be found, not guilty, did they tell her to fucking tone it down?
37:43
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
37:45
[SPEAKER_04]: Really, I'll go it up here.
37:46
[SPEAKER_04]: You're crazy.
37:48
[SPEAKER_08]: Uh, no.
37:48
[SPEAKER_08]: I mean, she was, she was definitely like, she was wearing makeup.
37:52
[SPEAKER_08]: She was dressed normally very plain, but just dressed normally.
37:58
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
37:59
[SPEAKER_08]: And, um, I don't think they wanted her to like glam it up or anything.
38:05
[SPEAKER_08]: But,
38:08
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
38:08
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, because I think with the, and I said this about Karen Reed, I think the Karen Reed thing, I think she was guilty.
38:14
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know what you guys think, but I think she definitely hit the dude, but I don't think she knows, like, I don't think she, I literally don't think she remembers that she did it.
38:24
[SPEAKER_04]: Pop up a picture of Karen Reed.
38:25
[SPEAKER_04]: There you go.
38:25
[SPEAKER_08]: Or her mind won't let her.
38:28
[SPEAKER_04]: Not guilty.
38:30
[SPEAKER_04]: Do you understand?
38:31
[SPEAKER_08]: Right.
38:33
[SPEAKER_04]: Just a little bit more.
38:34
[SPEAKER_04]: You know, that one guy probably wouldn't
38:37
[SPEAKER_04]: just a little bit more out of Clancy and she might have gotten away with you know if it was a fat white chick he would have been all over it.
38:45
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh yeah.
38:46
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
38:46
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
38:47
[SPEAKER_04]: She might like the next one because it was a chick I think what that weekend who ended up killing her kid I mean in some copycat thing and you were like Jesus Christ man.
38:59
[SPEAKER_04]: But yeah you put the hot ones out there they end up being not guilty.
39:03
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, and it goes out there guilty.
39:06
[SPEAKER_04]: Sorry you're going to you're going to prison.
39:08
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't want to see you anymore Yeah, no, no.
39:10
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, it's an interesting take for sure.
39:13
[SPEAKER_04]: Thank you very much.
39:14
[SPEAKER_04]: Thank you.
39:15
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, I think it's pretty correct, too Yeah, it looks like it It looks like you are on those two cases.
39:23
[SPEAKER_08]: Sorry three cases.
39:25
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, you're you're correct
39:28
[SPEAKER_08]: Because with this one, if there's a black eye in there, if you're saying loan, hold out would have found her not guilty.
39:33
[SPEAKER_04]: Correct, the new one would have said not guilty.
39:35
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
39:36
[SPEAKER_04]: Yep.
39:36
[SPEAKER_04]: The last one, now you're good, dude.
39:39
[SPEAKER_04]: You're good.
39:40
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm going to hold out.
39:41
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm going to say, how long is it six days?
39:44
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, deliberations.
39:45
[SPEAKER_04]: He's just sat there for six days like this.
39:47
[SPEAKER_04]: You know, Rosa Parks did not do it.
39:51
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
39:52
[SPEAKER_04]: She was hotter, absolutely.
39:53
[SPEAKER_08]: Sure.
39:54
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
39:55
[SPEAKER_08]: Sure.
39:55
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
39:56
[SPEAKER_08]: Also, probably the disabled, like the paralyzed thing, maybe gotten the way for him, too, right?
40:00
[SPEAKER_02]: I got the egg from that, too.
40:02
[SPEAKER_08]: Eh!
40:02
[SPEAKER_08]: Did you?
40:02
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, yeah.
40:03
[SPEAKER_08]: He got the egg from the wheelchair.
40:05
[SPEAKER_02]: She can't leave you.
40:07
[SPEAKER_02]: Actually, that's a good point because you can't leave you what you're going to leave the restaurant, but I mean that means I need to take her with me every time I leave the house Because I'm definitely not leaving her home alone with the kids, so Oh, you can't stop.
40:16
[SPEAKER_04]: You just put a you lock on that.
40:17
[SPEAKER_04]: That's a wheelchair and you're going to go.
40:20
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, like a bike No, the club with the club.
40:23
[SPEAKER_08]: The club.
40:24
[SPEAKER_08]: The club.
40:24
[SPEAKER_08]: The club on her wheel.
40:26
[SPEAKER_04]: Just click that thing out
40:29
[SPEAKER_02]: And then boom, you lock her in, she can't go anywhere.
40:31
[SPEAKER_02]: Right.
40:32
[SPEAKER_02]: Luke, I don't know if you're too busy for it right now, but I would love to see Lindsey Clancy with the club on her wheelchair.
40:37
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh my God, dude.
40:38
[SPEAKER_04]: And no, he's got time.
40:39
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm going to ask you to look up anything.
40:41
[SPEAKER_04]: But if you put her in front of the stove right before you left the house and then just clicked out the thing and then she would have to cook all day too.
40:51
[SPEAKER_04]: He wouldn't have had to go to 3v.
40:53
[SPEAKER_08]: There we go.
40:55
[SPEAKER_08]: There we go.
40:57
[SPEAKER_04]: Boom.
40:57
[SPEAKER_08]: Boom.
40:58
[SPEAKER_08]: Again, great.
41:00
[SPEAKER_08]: Great take.
41:01
[SPEAKER_08]: We'll put we'll take it all into consideration for you guys.
41:04
[SPEAKER_04]: Leon's Marnight show because I feel like we're good.
41:08
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm ready to go.
41:10
[SPEAKER_08]: We don't do more than three.
41:11
[SPEAKER_08]: We don't do more than three.
41:13
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, who are we?
41:14
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, Dorothy.
41:16
[SPEAKER_02]: Dorothy Don if she
41:18
[SPEAKER_02]: No, yeah, she's in her 70s, but she's not like a mixed spring feel.
41:22
[SPEAKER_02]: But that's not the main part of the story, but yeah, yeah, Chris and the chat had a pretty good comment about how to solve the problem with having a relationship with Lindsay is you just put the kids upstairs.
41:34
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, now you do.
41:36
[SPEAKER_08]: Blam, now you do.
41:38
[SPEAKER_04]: Blam, you can't get up there.
41:39
[SPEAKER_08]: You, you, you, to don't, to don't, to don't, down, down the stairs her to the, to the, to the basement.
41:46
[SPEAKER_08]: Put the kids upstairs and you're going to go.
41:48
[SPEAKER_04]: You're good to go for the whole day.
41:49
[SPEAKER_04]: Put her in front of the, you clobber up in front of the stove.
41:53
[SPEAKER_04]: She's going to cook all day by the time you get home from work.
41:56
[SPEAKER_04]: She's good.
41:56
[SPEAKER_04]: Kids are able to live their life.
41:58
[SPEAKER_04]: She can't really chase them around.
42:00
[SPEAKER_04]: And, uh, yeah.
42:02
[SPEAKER_04]: Then you got somebody who's there, who's loyal, right?
42:05
[SPEAKER_04]: And Koop, I'll be honest, for what, stop laughing Koop.
42:09
[SPEAKER_04]: But for a guy like you, if she says, I don't feel like having sex tonight, obviously you're saying sorry, you don't have a choice.
42:16
[SPEAKER_02]: I was gonna say, is there, I didn't realize this was a discussion.
42:19
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
42:19
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, we've got, yeah, we've gone into really super fun territory right now, guys.
42:27
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, why I come home to this show.
42:30
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, hey, dude, fully.
42:31
[SPEAKER_04]: I didn't know what was gonna go down this road today, you know?
42:34
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm just as shocked as you are.
42:35
[SPEAKER_08]: Right.
42:36
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm just as shocked as you are.
42:37
[SPEAKER_04]: That's the beauty about doing this live every day.
42:40
[SPEAKER_04]: You don't know where this is gonna end up.
42:42
[SPEAKER_04]: You really don't, you know, you start off with an innocent girl who's got freckles on a plane.
42:48
[SPEAKER_08]: Mm-hmm.
42:49
[SPEAKER_04]: I was just too, I guess.
42:51
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes.
42:52
[SPEAKER_04]: masturbating and her seeds, having some fun, some laughs, sure.
42:56
[SPEAKER_04]: Some fucking tattletails, some snitch, told on her and she was in row nine though.
43:03
[SPEAKER_04]: That was in the TMZ report.
43:05
[SPEAKER_04]: So maybe that was a little too close to the cockpit and everything else.
43:08
[SPEAKER_04]: You could probably get away with that in 33E, but not row nine.
43:11
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
43:13
[SPEAKER_04]: But, uh, and then it goes into the Amish girl and then the Tradwife and then Lindsey Clancy and all this other stuff and you're like, I do it.
43:21
[SPEAKER_04]: This is all.
43:22
[SPEAKER_04]: This is all connected all of it's connected.
43:26
[SPEAKER_04]: And so you see you guys have a seven year old bruiser who's murder into
43:31
[SPEAKER_08]: Um, a seven-month murdering.
43:32
[SPEAKER_08]: She gets, she gets murdered.
43:34
[SPEAKER_08]: It's more about the, um, it's more about the story of how it happened.
43:40
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
43:40
[SPEAKER_02]: About more about the journey.
43:41
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
43:42
[SPEAKER_08]: As always.
43:43
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
43:44
[SPEAKER_08]: As anyone with the DUI would tell you, life is all about the journey.
43:48
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
43:49
[SPEAKER_08]: It's not the destination, right?
43:51
[SPEAKER_04]: It's the journey.
43:52
[SPEAKER_08]: You know, everything, what I, what I change anything,
43:58
[SPEAKER_08]: No, because it's gotten me to where I am today, huh?
44:03
[SPEAKER_04]: No, there you go.
44:05
[SPEAKER_08]: All my mistakes.
44:06
[SPEAKER_04]: Mm-hmm.
44:07
[SPEAKER_04]: I've made you a better person.
44:09
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes, in the end.
44:10
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, and we're proud of you and we love you.
44:13
[SPEAKER_04]: Thank you, but anyways, that's all about the journey.
44:16
[SPEAKER_04]: But also your hot, so it's like this kind of proves my point.
44:20
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh.
44:20
[SPEAKER_04]: Like, you've been able to carve out an awesome life because you're hot.
44:24
[SPEAKER_08]: And like, guys, it's my rap sheet.
44:26
[SPEAKER_08]: It's a pretty impressive off.
44:28
[SPEAKER_04]: 40 minutes to get here, guys, but we got the answer.
44:31
[SPEAKER_08]: We got the answer.
44:33
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, the hot, the hot girl got off with fucking blonde hair and blue eyes.
44:37
[SPEAKER_04]: It didn't get off.
44:38
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, I mean, yeah, yeah.
44:41
[SPEAKER_08]: On easier for blonde women to put things in their past,
44:50
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know, yeah, pull out you and hold out for your ears.
44:53
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, I know for your questions.
44:55
[SPEAKER_03]: You know that's exactly what I just said for the last 20 minutes.
44:58
[SPEAKER_03]: Would you gotta be a blonde woman or Chris Brown or those are the options?
45:01
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, yes, yes, yes, yes, one of the two.
45:06
[SPEAKER_04]: Look at that.
45:07
[SPEAKER_08]: What are we showing?
45:08
[SPEAKER_04]: Is that the lady who is one who?
45:11
[SPEAKER_04]: Is that the new one?
45:11
[SPEAKER_04]: Copycat.
45:12
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
45:13
[SPEAKER_04]: That one's rough, isn't it?
45:16
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, but again, that'll play to a blactor.
45:21
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know if Luke knows what the club is.
45:24
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't think he knows what the club is.
45:25
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I actually don't.
45:26
[SPEAKER_04]: You don't.
45:27
[SPEAKER_08]: It took it to another master in the day.
45:29
[SPEAKER_04]: Luke, this is too much.
45:30
[SPEAKER_04]: This is you put her in slave chains.
45:32
[SPEAKER_04]: From like the fucking 1850.
45:33
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
45:34
[SPEAKER_04]: I said locked up.
45:35
[SPEAKER_02]: But it couldn't akin to and chopped her fucking legs up.
45:38
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh my gosh, yeah, I didn't do that on its own.
45:39
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
46:05
[SPEAKER_04]: whatever the the bolt cutter thing was you kind of get it to home depot that big you know fucking squeezey thing yeah yeah it didn't work yeah it didn't work car gets stolen car gets stolen but the slave portrait Luke I appreciate I really do you didn't even call the type in an club whatsoever you just typed in locked up
46:26
[SPEAKER_04]: and sweeter away.
46:28
[SPEAKER_08]: He was like, I guess they'll tell me after I show him the slave one.
46:32
[SPEAKER_08]: No.
46:32
[SPEAKER_08]: I guess they'll tell me what a club is because I'm super young.
46:36
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know what a club is.
46:37
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, he took the initiative.
46:39
[SPEAKER_02]: He didn't know what it was, but he didn't want to interrupt the flow of the show.
46:41
[SPEAKER_02]: I like that.
46:42
[SPEAKER_02]: I like that.
46:43
[SPEAKER_02]: You know what?
46:43
[SPEAKER_02]: I like that.
46:44
[SPEAKER_02]: We've not entertained them out of it anyway, so I mean, we still don't know if they didn't.
46:47
[SPEAKER_02]: But in a very dark way, this is a white slave.
46:50
[SPEAKER_04]: It was even darker than the initial Joe locked up.
46:53
[SPEAKER_04]: Um, this woman is locked up and she can lock the plantation.
46:59
[SPEAKER_08]: Mm-hmm.
47:00
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh.
47:00
[SPEAKER_08]: Locked up.
47:00
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay, something.
47:00
[SPEAKER_08]: Is that A-Con?
47:01
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
47:01
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
47:01
[SPEAKER_08]: You know I love A-Con.
47:03
[SPEAKER_08]: You know I love A-Con.
47:04
[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh uh, uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh
47:15
[SPEAKER_08]: What a shame.
47:16
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, I had a breaking news.
47:18
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, there was no no no duh.
47:20
[SPEAKER_08]: Shit, that kind of goes along with this.
47:22
[SPEAKER_08]: I wanted to interject earlier, but I needed your expertise on Lindsay Clancy case.
47:30
[SPEAKER_07]: Um, God.
47:33
[SPEAKER_02]: Who did nothing?
47:34
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, okay, so that's more on the AI than him, I think.
47:36
[SPEAKER_02]: The AI.
47:38
[SPEAKER_03]: I've tried to describe what a club was, too.
47:40
[SPEAKER_08]: And by the way, AI is super young, too.
47:43
[SPEAKER_08]: So AI doesn't know what the club is booted.
47:49
[SPEAKER_08]: Remember when your cars were booted?
47:51
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, yeah.
47:52
[SPEAKER_08]: It's an LA thing, but...
47:54
[SPEAKER_08]: don't pay a couple of parking tickets, boom, they put the boot on.
47:57
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, a boot on the wheelchair with the boot on her.
48:00
[SPEAKER_02]: A boot might be in the bed.
48:01
[SPEAKER_08]: And if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, blue tries to do that.
48:04
[SPEAKER_08]: It's just gonna put weird boots on her.
48:06
[SPEAKER_08]: On her, right?
48:07
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
48:07
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, see what it does.
48:08
[SPEAKER_04]: She's type in Lizzy, plantsy.
48:10
[SPEAKER_04]: Um, boots, wheelchair.
48:12
[SPEAKER_02]: And then see what happens.
48:14
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I'm kind of curious.
48:15
[SPEAKER_02]: I think if it's worded that way, it's just going to come out as a wheelchair with shoes.
48:19
[SPEAKER_08]: Find out.
48:20
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, even that's where it's right.
48:22
[SPEAKER_08]: No, just boot.
48:23
[SPEAKER_04]: She's in Texas.
48:25
[SPEAKER_04]: She's in Texas.
48:26
[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
48:26
[SPEAKER_08]: So my breaking news, otherwise known as no duck, kind of goes along with this.
48:30
[SPEAKER_08]: Um, do you guys know what?
48:32
[SPEAKER_08]: Hydrox?
48:34
[SPEAKER_08]: Um, the hydrox competition?
48:38
[SPEAKER_02]: Is it the cookies?
48:39
[SPEAKER_08]: No.
48:41
[SPEAKER_08]: It's almost like a CrossFit expedition, or like,
48:49
[SPEAKER_08]: It's the thing that they do, it started in Germany.
48:54
[SPEAKER_08]: These people have to, it was founded like 10 years ago, but they have to use equipment like medicine balls, rowing machines, sandbags, do eight, one kilometer runs in the quickest time possible.
49:07
[SPEAKER_08]: So it's basically just like this crazy strongman or woman obstacle course anyways.
49:17
[SPEAKER_08]: So, backlash though, sorry, backlash against toxic and ego-driven, high rocks, high rocks controversy.
49:28
[SPEAKER_08]: So, H-I-R-O-X, or H-I-R-H-Y.
49:34
[SPEAKER_08]: No, you said it right.
49:35
[SPEAKER_08]: You said it right.
49:37
[SPEAKER_08]: H-I-R-O-X.
49:40
[SPEAKER_08]: is competition.
49:41
[SPEAKER_08]: So, one of the athletes, a gal, so they had the fitness racing event in Beijing, this weekend, and onlookers and fellow competitors looks on in horror as Australian fitness star.
49:58
[SPEAKER_08]: Joanna, not gonna say that last name 24 was allowed to continue after shading herself all along one of the competitions where you're like carrying sandbags and like doing a lunge essentially.
50:19
[SPEAKER_08]: So these huge sandbag things doing lunge all across then you have to go from there pulling the ropes.
50:28
[SPEAKER_08]: ego driven, no duh, this happens a lot.
50:32
[SPEAKER_08]: By the way, toxic, no duh of the shedding, usually in marathons, but this was an indoor gym, like a, like a CrossFit kind of gym.
50:46
[SPEAKER_08]: There's video on,
50:49
[SPEAKER_08]: I think I'm on Daily Mail and they have a video of Aussie athlete has bowel mishap.
50:55
[SPEAKER_08]: Did she drink high rocks?
50:57
[SPEAKER_04]: Do they actually show her, shedding herself?
50:59
[SPEAKER_08]: They blur it, but they show her doing the actual event.
51:03
[SPEAKER_08]: And I guess there's just where you see the blur is the shit coming out and all on her legs.
51:10
[SPEAKER_08]: The poop, sorry.
51:10
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, great.
51:12
[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, blue could see that.
51:13
[SPEAKER_04]: Is that it right there?
51:16
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, that's it.
51:17
[SPEAKER_08]: Sure.
51:18
[SPEAKER_04]: A zoom in real quick and let's just see what happens there.
51:23
[SPEAKER_08]: And by the way, she continued the whole thing because you need a fast time.
51:27
[SPEAKER_08]: So she can stop and even like wipe a little bit.
51:31
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, I mean, she can do the whole rest.
51:35
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh my god, oh, oh, that is, this is what the whole show should have been about.
51:44
[SPEAKER_04]: That is.
51:45
[SPEAKER_04]: And I was, I was shamed earlier for the fucking girl with freckles farting and like, I just couldn't find the throughline, I'm sorry.
51:52
[SPEAKER_08]: Come on.
51:52
[SPEAKER_08]: But now we know the throughline is farting and shitting.
51:55
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, we found the poolline.
51:56
[SPEAKER_08]: We found the poolline.
51:57
[SPEAKER_04]: Guys.
51:58
[SPEAKER_04]: Is that her in the hospital?
52:00
[SPEAKER_08]: That's her.
52:01
[SPEAKER_04]: If it is a win, go home.
52:04
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, she won?
52:04
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes.
52:06
[SPEAKER_04]: championed.
52:08
[SPEAKER_08]: That's what I mean.
52:09
[SPEAKER_08]: So, but the backlash is that it's, um, you know, the hyerox grows, you know, so it's toxic.
52:17
[SPEAKER_08]: It's ego-driven.
52:19
[SPEAKER_08]: Um, it's very individual, individualistic.
52:22
[SPEAKER_04]: Sure.
52:23
[SPEAKER_08]: Staying competitors will try and win at any cost and suggesting that summer's so obsessed with winning.
52:30
[SPEAKER_08]: that they are prepared to debase themselves for the kudos of going home with an event title.
52:36
[SPEAKER_08]: Welcome to competitive anything at a high level.
52:42
[SPEAKER_04]: Now, I've never heard of this shit, so crazy to go this hard, but... No, I've heard of it a lot actually, and it's starting to be normalized where they're trying to normalize it on podcasts and shit like that.
52:55
[SPEAKER_04]: Normalize what?
52:56
[SPEAKER_04]: People pissing and shitting themselves in these events.
53:01
[SPEAKER_04]: Like, I've definitely heard of this happening during, like, long distance running.
53:04
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes!
53:05
[SPEAKER_04]: All right, let's break it down like this, okay?
53:08
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm married.
53:09
[SPEAKER_04]: I love you very much.
53:10
[SPEAKER_04]: Sure.
53:10
[SPEAKER_04]: The hottest girl I've ever seen in my entire life.
53:12
[SPEAKER_04]: Thank you.
53:13
[SPEAKER_04]: You were the love of my life.
53:14
[SPEAKER_04]: Yep.
53:14
[SPEAKER_04]: If you were super into this,
53:17
[SPEAKER_04]: And you said, and you, you fucking shit yourself like this, and it was your dream to win this fucking thing.
53:22
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I would share you on.
53:24
[SPEAKER_08]: Champion, I mean, I thought there would be no shit.
53:27
[SPEAKER_04]: Disrespect whatsoever, I wouldn't even look at you differently.
53:30
[SPEAKER_04]: I'd be like, way to fucking handle your shit.
53:33
[SPEAKER_08]: It really like, literally.
53:36
[SPEAKER_08]: It, um, I would be okay with it.
53:38
[SPEAKER_08]: Let me question,
53:41
[SPEAKER_08]: the event in general, if this is four-year-old girl one, sorry, it's a strength, but that's when you're probably in your prime.
53:52
[SPEAKER_04]: So that makes sense to me.
53:55
[SPEAKER_08]: Sorry.
53:56
[SPEAKER_04]: No, but look at her, right?
53:56
[SPEAKER_08]: Telling me that there's a person did better and was stronger than the other dudes in the competition.
54:03
[SPEAKER_04]: So she was going against dudes?
54:05
[SPEAKER_08]: I think it's just like every man for themselves, right?
54:07
[SPEAKER_04]: No, I think there's a, there's a human, yeah, there's usually a man's in a woman's category.
54:11
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, there's a guy.
54:12
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, my gosh, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys.
54:16
[SPEAKER_04]: She's more of an idiotity drawers.
54:18
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, she is a look at that dude.
54:20
[SPEAKER_04]: She is.
54:21
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, there's a thing.
54:22
[SPEAKER_08]: Here's the thing is that what other people were pissed about, which I can now actually understand, is that, you know, other people have to go through and do the same thing.
54:34
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, that's just competition, baby.
54:37
[SPEAKER_08]: are you going to be a warrior?
54:38
[SPEAKER_08]: But by the way, if she's already winning, I'd go, I think I'm done.
54:41
[SPEAKER_04]: You got to get in the shit.
54:42
[SPEAKER_04]: Imagine if she's in front of you and you see that she's like, I can't be here.
54:46
[SPEAKER_04]: I cannot fucking beat her.
54:48
[SPEAKER_04]: Wait a go.
54:49
[SPEAKER_02]: That's when in the psychological day.
54:51
[SPEAKER_04]: I say find the way.
54:52
[SPEAKER_04]: Those are burpees.
54:53
[SPEAKER_08]: By the way.
54:55
[SPEAKER_08]: good for her by the way champion her post was like win it all costs like good you know good good I suppose I think this is putting high rocks or whatever the fuck it is on the map
55:11
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
55:12
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay, so now this is the competition to show who you really fucking are.
55:16
[SPEAKER_03]: I would not look down on you for for one second.
55:19
[SPEAKER_03]: Do you think she practiced by going to the front row of an all over your ride reggo concert?
55:24
[SPEAKER_03]: You're talking about Noah Khan.
55:25
[SPEAKER_08]: Hey, but yeah, she said it's to happen to her really.
55:29
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
55:30
[SPEAKER_04]: People are shitting at a living ride reggo Khan.
55:32
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, she's just shitting everywhere.
55:34
[SPEAKER_08]: You think this is how she like got ahead of the competition?
55:40
[SPEAKER_08]: No, or do you just have to get the fastest time?
55:43
[SPEAKER_04]: Is just the fastest time, that's it.
55:45
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, okay.
55:46
[SPEAKER_02]: You just use the bathroom beforehand, you know?
55:48
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, and I'm really hoping that they're running this one at a time because if there are people because they're the way the place that she shit there was other people doing it next to her.
55:56
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, yeah.
55:57
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
55:58
[SPEAKER_08]: So that's why I'm saying, like, who is, it doesn't look like it's separate?
56:03
[SPEAKER_04]: Hang on, someone camhames was on the show.
56:05
[SPEAKER_04]: I asked him about this.
56:06
[SPEAKER_04]: And he said, there was a woman who beat everybody in one of those ultra-marathons.
56:10
[SPEAKER_04]: And he goes, there's this check.
56:11
[SPEAKER_08]: Ultra-marathons, yeah.
56:12
[SPEAKER_08]: I did that.
56:13
[SPEAKER_04]: But I asked him the question.
56:15
[SPEAKER_04]: That said, where do you fucking piss and shit?
56:17
[SPEAKER_04]: And he goes, sometimes during the event.
56:19
[SPEAKER_04]: And that's what it is.
56:21
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, but you're out in a desert on the open road.
56:25
[SPEAKER_08]: Like, this is in a closed arena.
56:29
[SPEAKER_04]: But imagine training your ass off.
56:32
[SPEAKER_04]: All these were pun intended by the way.
56:33
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, yeah.
56:34
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, yeah.
56:35
[SPEAKER_04]: Training your ass off and you're in there and oh my God, it's the Thunderdome, right?
56:42
[SPEAKER_04]: She did a fucking line of Adderall, whatever it was.
56:45
[SPEAKER_08]: Sure, I'm not sure what.
56:46
[SPEAKER_04]: Line of Adderall and she was just like, you know what?
56:50
[SPEAKER_04]: fuck it.
56:50
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm a winner and I'm a champion and I'm gonna power through this.
56:55
[SPEAKER_04]: It actually makes me respect a more inner-time probably would have been better, you know.
57:00
[SPEAKER_04]: Now is this what deterred every athlete behind her probably?
57:03
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
57:04
[SPEAKER_04]: Do you want to smell that for two hours?
57:06
[SPEAKER_04]: How long was the race?
57:07
[SPEAKER_03]: Do we know that?
57:09
[SPEAKER_03]: I can check, but I do have bad news guys.
57:11
[SPEAKER_08]: What?
57:12
[SPEAKER_03]: on monday high rocks updated its online rulebook to state that a race director may withdraw an athlete if they're blood vomit urine or feces pose a well fair contaminant yeah that was on monday hey blook that was absolutely competition over okay sure one that award she's gonna pull that poop ladder right right up behind her and no one else is gonna be able to it again splatter all over the place gonna be
57:36
[SPEAKER_08]: famous.
57:37
[SPEAKER_04]: I know.
57:37
[SPEAKER_08]: Charity is the only woman to, you know, because they don't let that happen anymore.
57:44
[SPEAKER_04]: No, even a hargate last night on the amage she goes, do you know that I'm the first woman to host the amage?
57:50
[SPEAKER_04]: in 15 years and it was like, okay, we could have just, you're not saying like, with this though, she can really say, I was the first person to create a rule.
58:01
[SPEAKER_04]: To, yes, that I shit all over the course.
58:04
[SPEAKER_04]: And now they had to write something in the rule book of like you can't do that anymore.
58:08
[SPEAKER_08]: You should, I think there should be some kind of deterrent.
58:13
[SPEAKER_04]: In the end, or in the race,
58:15
[SPEAKER_08]: It should, there should be something that forces them to figure it out.
58:22
[SPEAKER_03]: This is not long enough to justify.
58:24
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't mind.
58:24
[SPEAKER_03]: Fifty-four minutes, twenty-five seconds.
58:27
[SPEAKER_03]: Blue, that is long enough.
58:28
[SPEAKER_03]: It's long enough to justify.
58:30
[SPEAKER_08]: Fifty-four minutes.
58:31
[SPEAKER_08]: If you can't go fifty-four minutes without completely liquid shitting yourself, you're not well the day.
58:38
[SPEAKER_08]: You've got to, you've got to bow out.
58:39
[SPEAKER_04]: If you're an athlete of this caliber though, you don't know what's coming at you.
58:44
[SPEAKER_04]: You know, supplements, all that other stuff, training wise, all of it, the nerves and fedemines.
58:50
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes.
58:51
[SPEAKER_03]: That also makes you shit.
58:53
[SPEAKER_03]: Speed it up.
58:54
[SPEAKER_03]: Last year, her time was 59 minutes, 17 seconds.
58:57
[SPEAKER_03]: So she improved significantly.
59:00
[SPEAKER_04]: You know, why she didn't have that extra weight on it's true.
59:02
[SPEAKER_04]: That's true.
59:03
[SPEAKER_04]: That was an e-vac all over the course to all over the course and good for her.
59:09
[SPEAKER_08]: 54 minutes.
59:10
[SPEAKER_08]: And I think the shit happened early on, Luke.
59:14
[SPEAKER_08]: Do you want to mean like so she was doing the hour-long competition two minutes in she was like Oh shit Yeah, minute two.
59:22
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, minute two.
59:23
[SPEAKER_04]: I was like.
59:24
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh Wets 52 minutes.
59:28
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, but she wasn't right.
59:30
[SPEAKER_04]: She did win.
59:31
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes.
59:31
[SPEAKER_08]: She did win.
59:31
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, great.
59:32
[SPEAKER_04]: So I would not look at you any differently I'd be like, well, my wife is a goddamn warrior.
59:37
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't care if this went viral right my wife is a goddamn warrior right She's when she's willing to let anything to win this.
59:42
[SPEAKER_08]: I like that.
59:43
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah
59:45
[SPEAKER_04]: And it's because I love you and your hot, you know, if you were ugly, no, and I hate to keep going back to this.
59:50
[SPEAKER_08]: No, and I, I, we all hate for you to go back to it.
59:53
[SPEAKER_04]: If, if this woman was ugly, people would, would not, this wouldn't be a story today.
59:59
[SPEAKER_08]: Um, yeah, maybe.
1:00:00
[SPEAKER_04]: I wouldn't, I'm sorry.
1:00:02
[SPEAKER_04]: It just wouldn't, you know, we need some attractive faces and thumbnails and all that stuff.
1:00:06
[SPEAKER_08]: Right.
1:00:06
[SPEAKER_08]: The, the breaking news of it all and the no duh for me is the,
1:00:13
[SPEAKER_08]: the idea that, like, is it some people trying to win a competition?
1:00:19
[SPEAKER_08]: Is somehow now a toxic ego driven into, you're like, yeah, like, did you just watch the US open?
1:00:29
[SPEAKER_08]: Like, I don't know, like, it's,
1:00:32
[SPEAKER_08]: That's how things are sometimes.
1:00:34
[SPEAKER_04]: This happened in a month and be a game, by the way.
1:00:38
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it was the Boston Celtics.
1:00:39
[SPEAKER_04]: It was Paul Pierce and they were wearing whites.
1:00:43
[SPEAKER_04]: So they were wearing white jersey, white shorts.
1:00:46
[SPEAKER_04]: He shitt himself, fake to fucking leg injury.
1:00:49
[SPEAKER_04]: So they could bring out a wheelchair.
1:00:50
[SPEAKER_04]: They wheeled him off the court.
1:00:53
[SPEAKER_04]: He cleaned up his shits, changed his fucking clothes, and then came back on, and then up went in the championship there.
1:00:59
[SPEAKER_08]: There it is right there in the wheelchair there is you have to you know what I mean Dip up maybe are we gonna see a lot of diapers in the high rocks?
1:01:10
[SPEAKER_04]: Maybe I mean it's gonna slow you down, but this was Paul Pierce and he faked it all the way to locker him because the NBC camera was following him the whole time.
1:01:18
[SPEAKER_08]: I love it.
1:01:18
[SPEAKER_04]: He faked the the leg injury all the way through and it just turns out if you look in him right here he was wearing white shorts and he had browned out.
1:01:26
[SPEAKER_04]: And he didn't want anybody to see it.
1:01:28
[SPEAKER_04]: Isn't that funny?
1:01:29
[SPEAKER_08]: Isn't that funny?
1:01:30
[SPEAKER_08]: Not really a big story if it's a dude.
1:01:32
[SPEAKER_08]: No.
1:01:33
[SPEAKER_08]: And that weird.
1:01:33
[SPEAKER_08]: It's funny where it's just like, I know you guys fucking shit yourselves.
1:01:37
[SPEAKER_08]: Every one of you has a story of shitting yourselves.
1:01:39
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
1:01:40
[SPEAKER_08]: So that's not weird.
1:01:41
[SPEAKER_04]: I know.
1:01:42
[SPEAKER_08]: What's weird is like a hot lady not being able to go 54 minutes.
1:01:49
[SPEAKER_04]: 54 minutes and she was just.
1:01:51
[SPEAKER_08]: had to.
1:01:52
[SPEAKER_04]: That was an absolute experience too.
1:01:54
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, because the kind of poop would lead you to believe, like the consistency of the shit, lead you to believe that she could not hold it.
1:02:04
[SPEAKER_04]: And these are the hard-hitting facts you're going to get on crime corner.
1:02:08
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes, in my investigation.
1:02:10
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, in my investigation, the consistency, just
1:02:19
[SPEAKER_08]: Um, there's no real stool in there.
1:02:22
[SPEAKER_08]: No, no, not at all.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Not a formed stool, so it is all water.
1:02:27
[SPEAKER_08]: And she really could not hold that.
1:02:30
[SPEAKER_04]: And God bless this shit.
1:02:31
[SPEAKER_08]: And gosh, I think once she did get it out as we got, as we all know, guys, once you do get that kind of finally get that kind of stuff out, my gosh, she probably, I mean, spit how good does
1:02:45
[SPEAKER_04]: It trim four minutes off for time, propelled her forward.
1:02:48
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
1:02:49
[SPEAKER_08]: 30 was going on four minutes off her time.
1:02:52
[SPEAKER_08]: Letting it go, letting just being like fuck it, it really, that was that extra kind of push that she needed.
1:03:00
[SPEAKER_04]: They wrote a song about it.
1:03:01
[SPEAKER_04]: They wanted Oscar for Frozen.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Let it go.
1:03:03
[SPEAKER_08]: Let it go.
1:03:04
[SPEAKER_04]: So, yeah, did you have Lindsey Clancy with the club?
1:03:09
[SPEAKER_04]: Thank you very much.
1:03:10
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, that was a good joke.
1:03:12
[SPEAKER_04]: Thank you.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Is that the club you put on Clancy's wheelchair?
1:03:16
[SPEAKER_08]: We'll try the boot now.
1:03:18
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, the club was well.
1:03:19
[SPEAKER_08]: Hey, I does not know what the club is.
1:03:22
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, it does.
1:03:23
[SPEAKER_04]: You got to get in there.
1:03:24
[SPEAKER_04]: It's all about prompts.
1:03:26
[SPEAKER_04]: It really is.
1:03:28
[SPEAKER_04]: It's about prompts.
1:03:29
[SPEAKER_08]: Were there commercials for the club?
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[SPEAKER_04]: Back in the day.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Oh yeah.
1:03:32
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_04]: A lot of them late night, late night television.
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[SPEAKER_04]: YouTube.
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[SPEAKER_04]: For whatever these days is digging like every fucking last goddamn video, but we could play that club commercial in 10 seconds.
1:03:43
[SPEAKER_04]: It was on Comedy Central, that and girls gone wild.
1:03:46
[SPEAKER_04]: It was those two videos back to back for every single show after like 11 p.m. Oh yeah.
1:03:53
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh yeah.
1:03:54
[SPEAKER_08]: Thanks back.
1:03:57
[SPEAKER_04]: So the club was huge, but it, like I said, mine got cut off on a car and, uh, and that got sewn.
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[SPEAKER_04]: So it wasn't.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, because like bolt cutters, I think would just go right.
1:04:09
[SPEAKER_08]: Right.
1:04:09
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
1:04:09
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
1:04:10
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
1:04:10
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_08]: No.
1:04:11
[SPEAKER_04]: And then that was the end of it, by the way.
1:04:12
[SPEAKER_04]: That's, that was the end of the whole game.
1:04:15
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
1:04:15
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
1:04:16
[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, uh, is this it right here?
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[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know.
1:04:20
[SPEAKER_04]: There it is.
1:04:20
[SPEAKER_04]: There it is.
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[SPEAKER_04]: But that's a club.
1:04:22
[SPEAKER_04]: Yep.
1:04:22
[SPEAKER_01]: That's the club.
1:04:23
[SPEAKER_01]: I depend on it.
1:04:25
[SPEAKER_01]: That's why I use the club.
1:04:28
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
1:04:30
[SPEAKER_00]: All you do is flip it on the steering wheel, extend it.
1:04:34
[SPEAKER_04]: Are the key right there in the middle?
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[SPEAKER_04]: Lock it up.
1:04:35
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm going to cut the cover a second.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, police use it.
1:04:40
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm Captain Jack Clarek.
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[SPEAKER_06]: If you own a club, use it.
1:04:44
[SPEAKER_06]: If you don't, buy one.
1:04:46
[SPEAKER_06]: The club is an easy to use, tough to defeat Anite.
1:04:49
[SPEAKER_06]: That's right.
1:04:49
[SPEAKER_06]: That's recommended by Operation Lockup as an effective affordable deterrent derising automobiles.
1:04:55
[SPEAKER_06]: Actually, the never park your car without the club.
1:04:58
[SPEAKER_06]: No one in the pay I put.
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[SPEAKER_06]: I'm sure the Anite looked at why you buy says the club on the handle.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It was kind of similar.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I never parked on the club.
1:05:08
[SPEAKER_06]: I mean, why
1:05:10
[SPEAKER_06]: The club is available at better stores everywhere.
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[SPEAKER_04]: At better stores everywhere?
1:05:16
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, just a brand of store.
1:05:19
[SPEAKER_04]: Better was the store back then?
1:05:20
[SPEAKER_04]: Or was it just better stores like nicer stores?
1:05:24
[SPEAKER_04]: I've never heard of a company called Better before.
1:05:28
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know.
1:05:29
[SPEAKER_08]: It probably like a... Yeah.
1:05:32
[SPEAKER_04]: Look good for them.
1:05:33
[SPEAKER_04]: I bought mine at an ace hardware.
1:05:36
[SPEAKER_04]: And it was in a plastic thing, even to get the plastic off was tough, you to jam a ninth through it, OJ style.
1:05:41
[SPEAKER_04]: So get that goddamn thing out of there.
1:05:43
[SPEAKER_08]: OK.
1:05:44
[SPEAKER_04]: But yeah, ineffective.
1:05:47
[SPEAKER_04]: I think it was more the psychological thing, right?
1:05:51
[SPEAKER_04]: Somebody came up with a car and they were like, shit, I don't know, bolt cutters or whatever, like, I'll just move on to the next car.
1:05:56
[SPEAKER_04]: I think it was the psychological thing.
1:05:59
[SPEAKER_04]: And then once everybody figured it out,
1:06:01
[SPEAKER_02]: then they went out of business.
1:06:02
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
1:06:02
[SPEAKER_04]: And that was it for them.
1:06:04
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
1:06:04
[SPEAKER_04]: But Clancy, yeah, that's a U-lock.
1:06:07
[SPEAKER_04]: That's all you do there.
1:06:09
[SPEAKER_04]: Just a U-lock on that wheel.
1:06:11
[SPEAKER_04]: That's where we had to use for a bikes at school.
1:06:14
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, sure, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:06:15
[SPEAKER_04]: That U-lock where you're just like, okay, cool.
1:06:17
[SPEAKER_04]: And then she's not going anywhere.
1:06:19
[SPEAKER_04]: She's making the sourdough.
1:06:20
[SPEAKER_08]: You need to have a strong enough post, though, or some kind of cemented bar.
1:06:31
[SPEAKER_04]: right wrapped around something I know you just put it through the spokes you're good because you can't turn with it you know you're not going to be able to roll it you'd like keep rolling rolling rolling as let this get said you're not going to be able to do that so yeah you can just you lock that thing up and you're good to go nothing else you need there and it was a key at the end so you still don't lock that key to get out of there.
1:06:52
[SPEAKER_04]: So I think with Lindsey Clancy your good, what happened or her by the way, she'd go back to prison.
1:06:58
[SPEAKER_08]: She went back to Tukesbury, hospital.
1:07:02
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, she's been well, the state hospital that she has been in this entire time.
1:07:10
[SPEAKER_08]: OK. That she was mandated to.
1:07:12
[SPEAKER_04]: Gosh.
1:07:12
[SPEAKER_08]: So she's back there.
1:07:14
[SPEAKER_08]: We're just waiting to, I think,
1:07:18
[SPEAKER_08]: are deciding on the 29th, September 29th is when they're meeting to see if there's going to be plea deal.
1:07:26
[SPEAKER_08]: They're going to try the case again.
1:07:28
[SPEAKER_08]: Reading wants her to just be found completely not guilty and roll away to freedom.
1:07:35
[SPEAKER_08]: That's not going to happen.
1:07:37
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, you're saying, like, hey, not even a mental hospital?
1:07:40
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, that's what her defense, because the defense lawyer is saying, big bravado, Reddington is saying, because the jury most of that, it was 11 to 1, and because of this one hold out, basically, you know, the prosecution did not.
1:07:59
[SPEAKER_08]: you know, prove their case and it was, you know, it should be a mistrial.
1:08:06
[SPEAKER_08]: It should be completely thrown out.
1:08:08
[SPEAKER_08]: It's basically what he wants.
1:08:09
[SPEAKER_08]: You guys all tried.
1:08:10
[SPEAKER_08]: We don't have any more evidence.
1:08:11
[SPEAKER_08]: We don't have any more stuff.
1:08:13
[SPEAKER_08]: So like you guys tried, you couldn't come do a decision throw the case out.
1:08:18
[SPEAKER_04]: And if you're wondering why we're talking about this here true crime today.
1:08:22
[SPEAKER_04]: They just released the ratings.
1:08:23
[SPEAKER_02]: Uh-huh.
1:08:24
[SPEAKER_04]: Is the hottest genre?
1:08:27
[SPEAKER_04]: television, podcasts, everything, I mean, this is just fucking insane.
1:08:34
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm looking at the numbers here and true crime has been the only thing that is remaining steady in the NFL.
1:08:42
[SPEAKER_04]: So like for women, true crime.
1:08:44
[SPEAKER_04]: Men, it is college football and the NFL as far as the ratings go and people can't get enough of this shit.
1:08:51
[SPEAKER_08]: Right.
1:08:51
[SPEAKER_04]: So yeah, yeah, I think you're going to see more of it.
1:08:56
[SPEAKER_08]: True, Frank.
1:08:57
[SPEAKER_08]: Gosh, there's just so much.
1:08:59
[SPEAKER_04]: I know.
1:08:59
[SPEAKER_04]: I think it's going to get worse, where it's just like, all right, cool.
1:09:02
[SPEAKER_08]: More saturated.
1:09:03
[SPEAKER_04]: I know.
1:09:04
[SPEAKER_04]: Like this fucking lady dude, the copycat lady.
1:09:06
[SPEAKER_04]: What does she do?
1:09:08
[SPEAKER_04]: What does she do now?
1:09:09
[SPEAKER_04]: You know what I'm saying?
1:09:09
[SPEAKER_04]: Like, everybody was invested in this.
1:09:11
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know that anybody's going to be like, well, it's something to get on the other thing.
1:09:14
[SPEAKER_04]: No, I don't think it's going to happen.
1:09:16
[SPEAKER_08]: No.
1:09:17
[SPEAKER_04]: Um, shit dude, but yeah, it's on fucking fire right now.
1:09:21
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, so we don't know what's going to happen with her.
1:09:24
[SPEAKER_08]: But pretty much after we found out the loan, the whole doubt juror was a black guy with, I guess, possible, DV charges in a restraining order.
1:09:35
[SPEAKER_08]: No, nobody's really talking about it.
1:09:38
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
1:09:38
[SPEAKER_08]: But like, it really went, it really spun out to the place where people were just like, okay.
1:09:44
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm done.
1:09:44
[SPEAKER_08]: We're out in jurors like how legal is that?
1:09:47
[SPEAKER_08]: Like this is it went to such an insane place that I think we're all done.
1:09:54
[SPEAKER_08]: Now our episode comes out tonight.
1:09:56
[SPEAKER_08]: So listen to that and then you could be done.
1:10:00
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
1:10:01
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, I can't wait for you.
1:10:03
[SPEAKER_08]: No nonsense, no craziness, no ridiculous theories.
1:10:06
[SPEAKER_08]: Facts only timeline up until this point, and then September 29th, you will see what will happen.
1:10:14
[SPEAKER_08]: I think there's probably going to be a plea deal.
1:10:16
[SPEAKER_08]: We can't go through this again.
1:10:17
[SPEAKER_04]: No, no, you're fine.
1:10:19
[SPEAKER_04]: But I'm looking at the numbers here.
1:10:21
[SPEAKER_04]: This is going to really shock you guys.
1:10:23
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm dead serious.
1:10:24
[SPEAKER_04]: I read this shit all the time, so I'm just curious about advertising.
1:10:28
[SPEAKER_04]: podcast and company and everything else 35% of the commissions came from true crime 20 came from sports.
1:10:38
[SPEAKER_04]: It's a big boy number there.
1:10:39
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
1:10:40
[SPEAKER_04]: That's a big boy number.
1:10:41
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
1:10:42
[SPEAKER_04]: But I also think it's going to.
1:10:43
[SPEAKER_04]: What does it say?
1:10:44
[SPEAKER_04]: 84% of the U.S. populations consume any true crime media, true crime podcast listeners.
1:10:50
[SPEAKER_08]: And true crime podcast look at ads.
1:10:53
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
1:10:54
[SPEAKER_04]: Wow.
1:10:55
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
1:10:55
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
1:10:56
[SPEAKER_04]: Look at you guys too.
1:10:57
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes.
1:10:58
[SPEAKER_04]: On the front lines of this.
1:11:00
[SPEAKER_04]: It was funny.
1:11:00
[SPEAKER_04]: It was a cop in the chat on patreon.
1:11:02
[SPEAKER_04]: I'll read the comments on patreon So I feel like we know all these guys.
1:11:05
[SPEAKER_04]: It was a cop in there It was like I understand I'm a cop then none of this is fuck and I'm like hey do it nobody cares no one cares I love you
1:11:13
[SPEAKER_08]: What was he saying none of this is?
1:11:14
[SPEAKER_04]: No, it's written on it.
1:11:16
[SPEAKER_04]: There's no, it's not based in facts or something like that.
1:11:19
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:11:21
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, the dude got docks, yeah.
1:11:22
[SPEAKER_08]: That was, I mean, I'd like to see some ramifications for this juror being fucking outed.
1:11:30
[SPEAKER_04]: That's what I said yesterday.
1:11:31
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
1:11:32
[SPEAKER_08]: So we'll see what's going to happen.
1:11:34
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
1:11:34
[SPEAKER_08]: That.
1:11:35
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
1:11:36
[SPEAKER_04]: And then we'll pivot here with the Emmys wrong last night.
1:11:39
[SPEAKER_04]: You and I watched it.
1:11:41
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know how many fucking people watched the ratings are now for yet here.
1:11:45
[SPEAKER_04]: What do you think of that last night?
1:11:46
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, you and I called pretty much every award.
1:11:50
[SPEAKER_08]: Um, I thought it was okay.
1:11:53
[SPEAKER_08]: Uh, Emmys so white in my right.
1:11:55
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
1:12:01
[SPEAKER_04]: it was the best people though oh yeah so it is what it is yeah I just don't watching this last night i don't know how the show continues on television anymore yeah yeah this this this feels like an email now yeah i don't like
1:12:17
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, I think the fun part of the Emmys is the nominations.
1:12:22
[SPEAKER_08]: So when we get those Emmy nominations and it's like cool, the show of it were like, okay, like we already know like all the best stuff to watch now and we pick our own, you guys always choose.
1:12:37
[SPEAKER_08]: Sometimes you choose right, most of the time you choose wrong.
1:12:47
[SPEAKER_04]: where she started with Gidget in the 60s.
1:12:50
[SPEAKER_04]: Right.
1:12:51
[SPEAKER_04]: You know, flying none, the biggest show on television and you had three networks.
1:12:56
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, my gosh, that one.
1:12:57
[SPEAKER_04]: And now you have to thank Apple TV streamer for having me on your show and it just feels so weird all the way around.
1:13:08
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
1:13:09
[SPEAKER_04]: Because you're not thinking in network anymore.
1:13:11
[SPEAKER_04]: None of the people that won last night were on a real network.
1:13:13
[SPEAKER_04]: No, it's true.
1:13:14
[SPEAKER_04]: They were all streamers and you're thinking these people and you're like, okay, but where is that?
1:13:20
[SPEAKER_04]: And why and what are we doing here?
1:13:23
[SPEAKER_04]: And some of these shows, like fuck man, we're so buried that I didn't.
1:13:28
[SPEAKER_04]: I was like, do we watch this?
1:13:29
[SPEAKER_04]: And then where is it?
1:13:30
[SPEAKER_04]: Where is that show?
1:13:31
[SPEAKER_04]: Where does it live?
1:13:32
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
1:13:35
[SPEAKER_08]: I think Mariska,
1:13:39
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know.
1:13:40
[SPEAKER_04]: As the host?
1:13:42
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, I think.
1:13:42
[SPEAKER_04]: What do you think?
1:13:44
[SPEAKER_08]: She was fine.
1:13:45
[SPEAKER_08]: I think she lost a little bit of her, like, um, mystique.
1:13:50
[SPEAKER_08]: Mystique.
1:13:51
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it's true.
1:13:52
[SPEAKER_08]: Uh, Hargitay used to be just like, nobody knew anything about her?
1:13:57
[SPEAKER_08]: Uh, queen.
1:13:58
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
1:13:58
[SPEAKER_08]: Like, she would get into, I think she was at the Celtics, like, at the next game.
1:14:06
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes, she was in the locker room.
1:14:10
[SPEAKER_08]: icon for SVU and that she's just always on the streets filming amazing, right?
1:14:17
[SPEAKER_08]: And then I think if you do something like this, you kind of lose, you lose that little bit of, you know what I mean?
1:14:26
[SPEAKER_08]: It'd be like if Anna went to her.
1:14:28
[SPEAKER_04]: I didn't know anything about her and then- And comedy.
1:14:31
[SPEAKER_04]: I agree.
1:14:32
[SPEAKER_04]: Watching her last night.
1:14:33
[SPEAKER_04]: The only shocker to me last night was how good Taylor Swift was as an actor.
1:14:37
[SPEAKER_08]: I know.
1:14:38
[SPEAKER_04]: I was like, whoa, what the fuck?
1:14:40
[SPEAKER_04]: She was in a sketch last night with Hargit's A.
1:14:42
[SPEAKER_04]: She was really good, and I was like, what the fuck?
1:14:45
[SPEAKER_08]: And Hargit was with everything.
1:14:47
[SPEAKER_08]: Hargit A was fine.
1:14:48
[SPEAKER_08]: Just fine.
1:14:48
[SPEAKER_08]: I didn't like the musical numbers.
1:14:50
[SPEAKER_08]: It made me really, really, really uncomfortable.
1:14:52
[SPEAKER_04]: And I made you watch every second.
1:14:54
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
1:14:54
[SPEAKER_04]: Because I love to watch you squirmed.
1:14:59
[SPEAKER_04]: so much fun.
1:15:00
[SPEAKER_04]: And I enjoy it, but it was awkward.
1:15:03
[SPEAKER_04]: It was awkward.
1:15:04
[SPEAKER_04]: Because I feel just as bad as you do, I just know that it's really going to live with you.
1:15:09
[SPEAKER_08]: What was the first I love TV screens?
1:15:12
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it was a takeoff of Joan Jets.
1:15:15
[SPEAKER_04]: I love rock and roll.
1:15:16
[SPEAKER_08]: I love rock and roll.
1:15:17
[SPEAKER_08]: Fun song in the 80s, right?
1:15:25
[SPEAKER_08]: But yeah, when Joan Jett did it, I don't like anti-reimagining, like Britney.
1:15:31
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't like anti-reimagining if I like, I love rock and roll or whatever.
1:15:35
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I mean either.
1:15:37
[SPEAKER_08]: Then there was another impromptu, like musical number later on, the very uncomfortable, never known her as, like, um, it felt very much like a white rapper kind of thing.
1:15:51
[SPEAKER_04]: Sure, yeah, yeah.
1:15:52
[SPEAKER_04]: It was awkward.
1:15:53
[SPEAKER_04]: I'll give you the the run-down real quick.
1:15:55
[SPEAKER_04]: So comedy-wise.
1:15:56
[SPEAKER_04]: By the way, this is the first time they've ever closed out with comedy, which I was shocked by.
1:15:59
[SPEAKER_03]: I was like, oh, right.
1:16:01
[SPEAKER_04]: That's new.
1:16:02
[SPEAKER_04]: Usually it's drama.
1:16:03
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, okay.
1:16:04
[SPEAKER_08]: Best actor.
1:16:05
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, they closed up with comedy.
1:16:07
[SPEAKER_04]: So it was widow's bay, which you and I loved up into the last 15 minutes of the last episode.
1:16:15
[SPEAKER_04]: That one for best comedy, best drama was the pit.
1:16:18
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
1:16:19
[SPEAKER_04]: You know, no shock there.
1:16:20
[SPEAKER_08]: Sure.
1:16:21
[SPEAKER_04]: And the rest of it kind of fell in line with.
1:16:24
[SPEAKER_08]: Did he thank you?
1:16:25
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, the actors, the show.
1:16:26
[SPEAKER_08]: Have I ever?
1:16:27
[SPEAKER_04]: Who?
1:16:28
[SPEAKER_08]: Matthew Rees.
1:16:29
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh.
1:16:30
[SPEAKER_08]: So I hear there's a couple stories about him not thinking his wife.
1:16:36
[SPEAKER_04]: Carrie Russell.
1:16:37
[SPEAKER_08]: Any of the speeches.
1:16:40
[SPEAKER_04]: Um, I don't know.
1:16:42
[SPEAKER_04]: I didn't know.
1:16:43
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
1:16:44
[SPEAKER_04]: I didn't really pay attention.
1:16:45
[SPEAKER_04]: He's not that interesting to me that I care about as a person.
1:16:49
[SPEAKER_08]: Right.
1:16:49
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm just saying like,
1:16:51
[SPEAKER_08]: You know, I think it's interesting.
1:16:54
[SPEAKER_04]: The fat girl who painted herself completely gold as an Emmys, that's what I wanted to end with today.
1:17:01
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:17:02
[SPEAKER_04]: Because this was just a messy night for her.
1:17:07
[SPEAKER_04]: Um, look, can you go to Twitter and just type in a fat girl painted in gold as an Emmy and then see what pops up there?
1:17:16
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, because this is something that you get spray painted there.
1:17:22
[SPEAKER_04]: You're right there.
1:17:23
[SPEAKER_04]: Thank you.
1:17:24
[SPEAKER_08]: No, she's always in some kind of, oh, so she is the Emmy.
1:17:29
[SPEAKER_04]: Yep.
1:17:30
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, she was an Emmy last night.
1:17:32
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
1:17:32
[SPEAKER_04]: And then had to walk around like that all night long.
1:17:35
[SPEAKER_08]: No, they're always these two are always in some kind of costume.
1:17:40
[SPEAKER_04]: Who's these two?
1:17:41
[SPEAKER_08]: So that's the writer, I think they're the, he's the writer of Hacks, on Hacks.
1:17:50
[SPEAKER_08]: And she plays the assistant, I don't know if she writes it all and they're sorry, but they're, she's a Zesty young in, you know?
1:17:58
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, but she had to live in that, by the way, all night long inside the theater on chair.
1:18:06
[SPEAKER_04]: on and limousines to the parties afterwards.
1:18:10
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know how you go through an entire day.
1:18:13
[SPEAKER_04]: Spray painted gold like that.
1:18:16
[SPEAKER_08]: She commits to the bit.
1:18:17
[SPEAKER_08]: I think they went as Kylie Jenner and Timothy Schallemay to one award.
1:18:23
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
1:18:24
[SPEAKER_08]: Like an all orange situation.
1:18:26
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, did they talk to her here?
1:18:27
[SPEAKER_04]: Like, yeah, what did he say?
1:18:29
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I missed this part.
1:18:30
[SPEAKER_08]: I think you'll understand a little bit more.
1:18:32
[SPEAKER_04]: All right, press play on this.
1:18:34
[SPEAKER_05]: I saw you all the way down the carpet.
1:18:36
[SPEAKER_05]: It took me a second to figure out who the hell it was.
1:18:38
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, the hell is that?
1:18:40
[SPEAKER_07]: Get it off the carpet now!
1:18:42
[SPEAKER_05]: Can you tell me about being painted gold?
1:18:44
[SPEAKER_07]: Do you get to the house I go?
1:18:45
[SPEAKER_07]: Here's the airbrush, honey.
1:18:47
[SPEAKER_07]: You're painting me gold.
1:18:48
[SPEAKER_07]: And I think I did pretty good.
1:18:49
[SPEAKER_05]: How did y'all get here?
1:18:50
[SPEAKER_05]: Did you stand?
1:18:50
[SPEAKER_05]: Did you fly?
1:18:51
[SPEAKER_05]: We took a party bus.
1:18:52
[SPEAKER_05]: We both had to stand up.
1:18:53
[SPEAKER_07]: But I actually put on roller skates and just for the hell of it.
1:18:56
[SPEAKER_05]: At some point, will you fly?
1:18:57
[SPEAKER_05]: And how are you going to sit tonight?
1:18:59
[SPEAKER_07]: The flying question?
1:19:00
[SPEAKER_07]: Be there wings.
1:19:01
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh!
1:19:01
[SPEAKER_07]: You have on wings.
1:19:03
[SPEAKER_07]: I forgot I was wearing them.
1:19:05
[SPEAKER_07]: He keeps bringing up flight.
1:19:07
[SPEAKER_07]: The wings are coming off for the ceremony.
1:19:09
[SPEAKER_05]: This is my costume of the night.
1:19:10
[SPEAKER_05]: You win bet.
1:19:12
[SPEAKER_03]: It's a costume.
1:19:13
[SPEAKER_07]: I guess that won't be going in the mall after this.
1:19:16
[SPEAKER_08]: I saw you.
1:19:18
[SPEAKER_08]: Just a little insight.
1:19:22
[SPEAKER_08]: into the kind of gal.
1:19:24
[SPEAKER_04]: Yep, yep, yep.
1:19:26
[SPEAKER_08]: She is.
1:19:27
[SPEAKER_08]: She is fun fun fun fun.
1:19:29
[SPEAKER_08]: Do you know what I mean?
1:19:30
[SPEAKER_08]: Like it is fun fun fun.
1:19:33
[SPEAKER_08]: It's hilarious.
1:19:34
[SPEAKER_08]: Look at her right there next to the Emmy.
1:19:36
[SPEAKER_08]: Look at that one.
1:19:37
[SPEAKER_04]: One picture is fun and then the rest of the night.
1:19:40
[SPEAKER_04]: This show is three and a half hours last night.
1:19:43
[SPEAKER_04]: And all I thought about was the rest of the night.
1:19:46
[SPEAKER_08]: You don't respect that at all.
1:19:48
[SPEAKER_08]: No.
1:19:48
[SPEAKER_08]: No, no, no, no, no.
1:19:50
[SPEAKER_08]: What if you didn't hear or talk, would you respect it?
1:19:53
[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, no.
1:19:54
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
1:19:55
[SPEAKER_04]: And again, guys, I'm going to go back to the top of the show.
1:19:57
[SPEAKER_04]: What if all based on looks?
1:19:59
[SPEAKER_04]: If that's Heidi Klum, we, we fucking worship it and it's sleigh girl sleigh.
1:20:04
[SPEAKER_04]: You do.
1:20:05
[SPEAKER_04]: But it's not.
1:20:06
[SPEAKER_04]: And this is where we differ.
1:20:08
[SPEAKER_04]: What if she shitter pants on the red carpet with that give us before you if she was in an old and then?
1:20:14
[SPEAKER_04]: Hey, let's say because they usually do this think about the first award now on the carpet.
1:20:19
[SPEAKER_04]: Hey, and the best supporting actress is her and she ran over shitter self on the carpet and then grabbed the award.
1:20:28
[SPEAKER_04]: Great, so now we got something there.
1:20:30
[SPEAKER_08]: And she would, she's a, she, they do bits, you know what I mean?
1:20:35
[SPEAKER_08]: Yep.
1:20:35
[SPEAKER_08]: They are a bit, couple.
1:20:37
[SPEAKER_08]: They're not a couple, but, you know, they're a writing duo.
1:20:41
[SPEAKER_08]: Sure.
1:20:42
[SPEAKER_08]: A comedy duo, whatever that means.
1:20:46
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, boy.
1:20:47
[SPEAKER_04]: And yeah, no, there's not one flattering picture, blue.
1:20:52
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, not one.
1:20:52
[SPEAKER_04]: You're not going to be able to find one.
1:20:53
[SPEAKER_04]: So any bother.
1:20:55
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
1:20:55
[SPEAKER_04]: So all I kept thinking the entire night, because she was in the front row.
1:20:59
[SPEAKER_04]: was like, oh, Michael J.
1:21:02
[SPEAKER_04]: Fox gave a speech in a wheelchair that was, um, and he's probably looking over like, I know.
1:21:09
[SPEAKER_04]: Like his eye line was her and that's probably what made him fuck up that speech.
1:21:15
[SPEAKER_08]: You think that's what it was?
1:21:17
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't think it was the Parkinson's, okay?
1:21:19
[SPEAKER_04]: I think it was this girl in the front row, looking like this that he was talking to.
1:21:23
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm okay with blaming her.
1:21:25
[SPEAKER_04]: Yep.
1:21:25
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm 100% okay with blaming her.
1:21:28
[SPEAKER_04]: He had it all down and he was ready to go and then boom, he rolled out to the stage.
1:21:33
[SPEAKER_08]: A Zesty, young New York gal, that's on an Emmy winning show and she's living her, you remember that?
1:21:44
[SPEAKER_08]: You didn't hate her then, I don't think.
1:21:47
[SPEAKER_04]: So go to the oblique.
1:21:48
[SPEAKER_04]: This is perfect.
1:21:49
[SPEAKER_04]: Go back and you have it.
1:21:50
[SPEAKER_04]: They show the people like in the award goes to and they think they cut to her in the audience and her faces gold.
1:21:59
[SPEAKER_04]: There it is, right there.
1:22:00
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh my god, they're gonna ding us for this to don't play it.
1:22:03
[SPEAKER_04]: Don't press the video.
1:22:06
[SPEAKER_04]: You can see that you know how they always cut to the people who were nominated, put them in little squares.
1:22:12
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
1:22:13
[SPEAKER_04]: So this is nominated right there.
1:22:16
[SPEAKER_04]: And what if she would have wanted?
1:22:18
[SPEAKER_08]: So Michelle was Michelle five pissed the whole time.
1:22:22
[SPEAKER_08]: I will say every cut away to her
1:22:29
[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, it's gonna sound terrible, whatever.
1:22:30
[SPEAKER_04]: I think she did all the work.
1:22:32
[SPEAKER_04]: She did all the stuff and I don't know about not that but then she came back and was like you know what and same with Harrison Ford last night They're gonna give us the awards because we have to put up with these bullshit people.
1:22:42
[SPEAKER_04]: There's a fat chick who spray painted gold next to me You're gonna give me the goddamn Emmy tonight and she didn't win Harrison Ford didn't win he seemed pissed off all nights and And these other fucking people won and that's what I think sent them over the edge
1:22:57
[SPEAKER_08]: So she's just an old guard and she was just at the girl that that's wrong.
1:23:03
[SPEAKER_04]: Well that the movie star who stoop down to do TV didn't win the award.
1:23:08
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
1:23:08
[SPEAKER_04]: That's what I think me personally and Harrison Ford seemed pissed off all night too.
1:23:13
[SPEAKER_04]: And rightfully so.
1:23:14
[SPEAKER_08]: It's a bit though.
1:23:16
[SPEAKER_04]: It is, I mean, like, him crashing a plane into the fucking emmys would have been great, but uh, yeah, what if he went like as a plane to close to 911?
1:23:25
[SPEAKER_04]: I thought about it.
1:23:26
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, okay.
1:23:27
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
1:23:27
[SPEAKER_08]: What if he went as
1:23:31
[SPEAKER_04]: on solo, I don't know.
1:23:32
[SPEAKER_04]: House, yeah.
1:23:33
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know.
1:23:34
[SPEAKER_04]: Either way, you guys miss nothing last night's and this is why we do it.
1:23:37
[SPEAKER_04]: We give you a recap so you don't have to worry, there's no follow, there's no nothing.
1:23:41
[SPEAKER_01]: Right.
1:23:42
[SPEAKER_04]: About this and you can just live your life knowing that this will probably be on to be next year, okay?
1:23:49
[SPEAKER_08]: I think so.
1:23:50
[SPEAKER_04]: So show will be on to be next year.
1:23:52
[SPEAKER_08]: I think so.
1:23:53
[SPEAKER_04]: And we're all done with it.
1:23:55
[SPEAKER_04]: Crime corner, tomorrow night's.
1:23:57
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes.
1:23:57
[SPEAKER_04]: Lindsey Clancy.
1:23:59
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, let's go.
1:24:00
[SPEAKER_04]: Big one one partner two partners.
1:24:03
[SPEAKER_08]: It's an audio fashion show.
1:24:05
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
1:24:05
[SPEAKER_08]: About Lindsey Clinton.
1:24:07
[SPEAKER_04]: Great.
1:24:08
[SPEAKER_08]: We're going to just talk about how she looks.
1:24:12
[SPEAKER_08]: No.
1:24:14
[SPEAKER_08]: Perfect.
1:24:14
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
1:24:15
[SPEAKER_08]: Is it a what?
1:24:15
[SPEAKER_08]: A two-parter?
1:24:16
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
1:24:16
[SPEAKER_04]: No.
1:24:17
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
1:24:17
[SPEAKER_04]: One-parter?
1:24:17
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
1:24:18
[SPEAKER_08]: One-parter.
1:24:19
[SPEAKER_08]: Longer.
1:24:20
[SPEAKER_08]: But we go through the timeline.
1:24:24
[SPEAKER_08]: Everything we know from the trial.
1:24:27
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1:24:28
[SPEAKER_08]: Not from TikTok or Reddit.
1:24:30
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1:24:32
[SPEAKER_08]: Um, and then I guess people wanted my take.
1:24:34
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1:24:36
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1:24:38
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