Latest / Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps / Phone Tap: Dueling Customer Service
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- 0:14Speaker 2: Hundred do y away.
- 0:16Speaker 3: Today's prank phone call was a little bit different than
- 0:18Speaker 3: what we normally do because Brooke and I were supposed
- 0:21Speaker 3: to battle it out as dueling customer service agents, both
- 0:25Speaker 3: trying to help a woman with.
- 0:27Speaker 2: Her shoe return issue.
- 0:28Speaker 3: That's my and before the call, we each secretly came
- 0:32Speaker 3: up with ways to put the other one down in
- 0:34Speaker 3: front of the woman to try and sabotage it, make
- 0:37Speaker 3: it super uncomfortable. What Brooke didn't know, though, is our
- 0:41Speaker 3: producer had a sound effect ready.
- 0:43Speaker 4: I am still shocked.
- 0:46Speaker 3: Had no idea the sound effect was gonna happen and
- 0:50Speaker 3: completely catches her off guard the.
- 0:53Speaker 4: Phone a good.
- 0:55Speaker 3: Point, loses it, and then I lose it because Brook
- 0:58Speaker 3: loses that.
- 0:59Speaker 2: You're gonna hear it too in your brand new phone.
- 1:02Speaker 2: Tap right now another.
- 1:09Speaker 5: Hello, Hi, my name.
- 1:11Speaker 4: Is Betty Humpter. I'm calling from VOS is this Louisa.
- 1:16Speaker 2: This is she Hi, and my name is Willie Packer.
- 1:19Speaker 2: I'm also fo Hi, Hi, how are you doing?
- 1:24Speaker 4: Actually that was my turn. I beat you to it there,
- 1:26Speaker 4: so that wasn't cute though, So.
- 1:29Speaker 2: You didn't let her answer my question.
- 1:30Speaker 4: I don't really care what your question was.
- 1:32Speaker 5: Oh okay, I'm sorry. What's crey on here?
- 1:35Speaker 4: So we were both forwarded your complain email by our
- 1:38Speaker 4: manager and we're both calling to assist you.
- 1:41Speaker 5: It's right.
- 1:42Speaker 4: I was going to say that, okay, but that I
- 1:44Speaker 4: did first.
- 1:44Speaker 5: Why are there two people on the phone. I don't
- 1:46Speaker 5: understand that.
- 1:47Speaker 3: That's a great question, Louisa, really, really well said. And
- 1:50Speaker 3: the reason why it's both of us is because we're
- 1:53Speaker 3: currently competing for the title of Customer service Agent of
- 1:56Speaker 3: the month, and so at the end of this call
- 1:59Speaker 3: you get to say elect who deserves the title plus
- 2:01Speaker 3: a cash bonus, and who goes home with absolutely nothing.
- 2:06Speaker 5: That sounds strange. I don't know why they would do.
- 2:08Speaker 1: That, you know.
- 2:09Speaker 4: Can I just take a moment, excuse me?
- 2:11Speaker 3: Can you just shut your mouth for a second? Thank you, Betty,
- 2:14Speaker 3: because I'm trying to explain we here. It's like to
- 2:17Speaker 3: put the customer first, and that's why you get to
- 2:20Speaker 3: choose who receives the bonus.
- 2:22Speaker 4: Okay, are you done now, mister packer?
- 2:25Speaker 3: You know, I don't think I love the tone that
- 2:27Speaker 3: you called me with my last name there, but I'm
- 2:29Speaker 3: going to be the gentleman in this case and let
- 2:30Speaker 3: you speak.
- 2:31Speaker 2: Go ahead.
- 2:31Speaker 4: That's the thing. It's not all about you. It's about Louisa.
- 2:34Speaker 4: You know, we saw your email that you've got the
- 2:37Speaker 4: shoes and they were the wrong size, so that can
- 2:41Speaker 4: be a really messy situation. Just like someone I know
- 2:45Speaker 4: who goes to the bathroom and then doesn't wash their
- 2:47Speaker 4: hands afterwards.
- 2:48Speaker 3: We're talking about the husband that left you, Betty. I
- 2:50Speaker 3: feel like that's inappropriate to tearing into this call.
- 2:53Speaker 5: What is going on here? I just couldn't get my shoes.
- 2:56Speaker 4: Go there, Louisa. This is about you, and I tell
- 3:00Speaker 4: how much you value good service. Unlike my co worker
- 3:05Speaker 4: who refuses to tip the Jimmy Johns driver when he
- 3:07Speaker 4: brings him his lunch.
- 3:10Speaker 5: I don't know how that's relevant to my issue here.
- 3:13Speaker 3: I agree with you there, Luisa. I think that was
- 3:15Speaker 3: totally uncalled for. And I don't think i've mentioned Luisa
- 3:19Speaker 3: you have such a lovely voice.
- 3:21Speaker 4: Oh actually I tried to mention that, but then you
- 3:23Speaker 4: cut me off. I don't know if you remember.
- 3:24Speaker 5: Talking to Luisa for here Louisa, Okay, thank you, that's nice. Okay,
- 3:28Speaker 5: that's nice.
- 3:29Speaker 2: Are you are you perhaps a voice model? Do you
- 3:32Speaker 2: think you could do? I think you could do commercials honestly?
- 3:35Speaker 5: Okay, I just want to get my shoes.
- 3:37Speaker 2: Excase, we'll handle the shoes. But just that voice.
- 3:40Speaker 3: It could be your hidden talent, like one of my
- 3:42Speaker 3: coworkers hidden talents is eating while they're on the toilet.
- 3:46Speaker 3: What I don't want to say who you that is?
- 3:48Speaker 3: But someone you might actually know.
- 3:50Speaker 5: So my information and it seems like you guys have
- 3:53Speaker 5: an issue with each other.
- 3:55Speaker 2: No, no, can I just talk to.
- 3:56Speaker 5: One of you at a try, like, just one of you?
- 3:58Speaker 4: That's what I'm here for. I am going to personally
- 4:02Speaker 4: handle your return.
- 4:05Speaker 2: Oh wow, Betty, did you have to Betty that that was?
- 4:11Speaker 2: That was quite wow?
- 4:12Speaker 3: Did you really have to have that bean salad right
- 4:14Speaker 3: before you came on the call?
- 4:16Speaker 5: Goods?
- 4:17Speaker 4: Well, I was a little hungry since the delivery guy
- 4:19Speaker 4: won't come to work anymore. Things.
- 4:21Speaker 3: You need to rethink a lot of those life decisions
- 4:23Speaker 3: that you're making, Luisa, why were you?
- 4:25Speaker 2: I would take that too into account. By the end, okay,
- 4:28Speaker 2: a lot of time.
- 4:29Speaker 4: Listen, we're gonna get this cleared up right now, We're
- 4:31Speaker 4: going to be done with it. I am going to
- 4:33Speaker 4: personally make sure. I'm going to personally make sure that
- 4:37Speaker 4: that box is in my hands because I know a
- 4:40Speaker 4: certain someone who apparently is adding suggestive photos into return shoeboxes,
- 4:46Speaker 4: and I'm just going to say, they're not that impressive.
- 4:49Speaker 3: Stranger, she's going through the customer shoeboxes. That's a little
- 4:52Speaker 3: bit odd.
- 4:52Speaker 2: Which said.
- 4:53Speaker 4: The stranger is the pictures that you're including.
- 4:55Speaker 5: With Stop both of you. Stop doing this. It's like
- 4:57Speaker 5: I'm dealing with children or something trying to change my shoes.
- 5:01Speaker 2: I apologize, Luis, You're right.
- 5:02Speaker 4: No, I apologize, and I think you're even more right.
- 5:06Speaker 5: Oh, Betty, extremely unprofessional.
- 5:09Speaker 4: That is he called keep telling yourself to stop stop laughing.
- 5:15Speaker 4: Why are you laughing?
- 5:16Speaker 2: You just have to tell her.
- 5:17Speaker 4: You have to tell her.
- 5:18Speaker 5: No funny, tell her come.
- 5:22Speaker 3: We wanted to make this go longer, but we have
- 5:24Speaker 3: to just reveal we're doing a prank on you.
- 5:26Speaker 2: Louise. I'm sorry, we're radio show.
- 5:29Speaker 4: What it's Brugg and Jeffrey in the Morning. We don't
- 5:31Speaker 4: work for the shoe company.
- 5:33Speaker 3: Clearly, Oh, your sister, Your sister, Gianna set you up
- 5:38Speaker 3: for a phone tap. She told us about the issues
- 5:40Speaker 3: you're having returning your shoes.
- 5:45Speaker 4: Jack did not tell me he was going to use
- 5:47Speaker 4: that sound effect during the phone tap.
- 5:49Speaker 5: Just so you know, that was awful.
- 5:53Speaker 2: Yes, I agree, it was awful and it smelled. Now
- 5:58Speaker 2: you get to find it in this room anymore.
- 6:00Speaker 3: You get to decide who does the bonus go to
- 6:02Speaker 3: at the end of the call.
- 6:03Speaker 5: I'm gonna say it goes to me for putting up
- 6:05Speaker 5: with all that crap.
- 6:07Speaker 4: Oh, don't use that word please. The week up every
- 6:12Speaker 4: morning was fun taps weekday mornings on the twenties Brooke
- 6:16Speaker 4: and Jeffrey in the Morning