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Phone Tap: A.I. Says STFU · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: Trust Brook, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote
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  Speaker 2: It is time for your phone tap and today we
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  Speaker 2: call a guy who ordered some lumber from a home
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  Speaker 2: improvement store. Okay, he's been told to pick up is
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  Speaker 2: happening tomorrow, but hasn't heard a specific time yet. And
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  Speaker 2: that's why Jose calls, posing as a store employee to
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  Speaker 2: fill him in. The thing is, Jose's not alone. He
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  Speaker 2: has a friendly assistant helper on the line that's gonna
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  Speaker 2: make this phone transaction go extra smooth or extra awkward
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  Speaker 2: and terrible. Yeah, find out which one in your phone
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  Speaker 2: cap right now?
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  Speaker 3: Another on the twenties. Hello, Hey, this is Dylan from home.
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  Speaker 3: Is this Gary?
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  Speaker 4: Yes? It is now?
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  Speaker 3: Good morning Gary.
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  Speaker 5: Uh I'm calling It looks like you have a lumber
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  Speaker 5: pickup scheduled for tomorrow.
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  Speaker 4: Correct, Yeah, thank you, But you know, I was a
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  Speaker 4: little confused about the timing. When can come by and
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  Speaker 4: pick that up.
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  Speaker 3: No problem.
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  Speaker 6: Let me just take a look at the calendar, real quick,
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  Speaker 6: generating schedule for pickup. Okay, that's generating schedule for pickup?
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  Speaker 4: What is that?
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry?
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  Speaker 4: What what was that? Sound?
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  Speaker 6: Was that generating schedule for pickup?
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  Speaker 5: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: That No?
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  Speaker 5: That For some reason, the company decided to install this
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  Speaker 5: like smart AI system, you know, into all of our
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  Speaker 5: customer calls.
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  Speaker 4: Wow, okay, but I mean they still want.
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  Speaker 3: That human element.
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  Speaker 5: So that's why I'm here okay too for the price
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  Speaker 5: of one.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, kind of crazy, but uh yeah, whatever
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  Speaker 4: you're telling me.
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  Speaker 3: Anyway, back to your schedule. Let's it looks.
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  Speaker 6: Like generating schedule for pickup.
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  Speaker 5: It says you can pick up your lumber at one o'clock,
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  Speaker 5: So that'll look incorrect.
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  Speaker 4: Wait wait, wait, wait, wait, hang on, I'm sorry going
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  Speaker 4: on here? What time?
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  Speaker 3: I think it's one o'clock?
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  Speaker 6: That's incorrect.
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  Speaker 4: What the heck is going on? I come in at
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  Speaker 4: one or do I not?
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  Speaker 3: No, don't come in at one.
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  Speaker 5: I realize now it's looking at one fifteen?
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  Speaker 6: Is that's wrong too?
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  Speaker 5: What?
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, this doesn't really happen a lot.
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  Speaker 6: I feel that's incorrect.
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  Speaker 3: Wait, hang on, I guess it does happen a lot.
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  Speaker 4: Can you do me a favor? What is your name again?
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  Speaker 3: My name is Dylan.
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  Speaker 4: Dylan. Hey, can you just figure everything out on your end?
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  Speaker 4: And then you don't know why.
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  Speaker 3: This thing's second guessing me? Like I know how to
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  Speaker 3: read time.
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  Speaker 6: The big hand represents the minutes, not the hour.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my, oh my god, oh my gosh.
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  Speaker 3: That's boy. Do I feel dumb? Why are I? Maybe
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  Speaker 3: the AI did help me one time.
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  Speaker 4: Are you like in second grade or something? You got
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  Speaker 4: to learn how to read a clock. Look, just do
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  Speaker 4: me a favor and just call me back when you
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  Speaker 4: get a firm time.
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  Speaker 3: I already got the time. Look at that. See I
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  Speaker 3: don't have to call you back. It said right now.
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  Speaker 4: Fine, give me that what time? What time?
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  Speaker 3: I'm telling you right now? One certainty? Eleven am?
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  Speaker 4: Eleven am?
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  Speaker 6: You're actually reading it upside down?
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, eleven upside down? Isn't that still eleven?
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  Speaker 6: That's incorrect?
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  Speaker 4: When you can figure out how to tell base the time,
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  Speaker 4: just give me a call back. Hello, Hi, Gary.
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  Speaker 3: It's Dylan from Home to Go again.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, do you have a time for me?
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  Speaker 3: I have a time. Thank you for your patience.
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  Speaker 6: Maybe I should take over from here.
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  Speaker 4: No okay, no, no, no, stop it. Turn it off
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  Speaker 4: right now.
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  Speaker 3: Gary, that wasn't me. That's the AI talking.
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  Speaker 4: That's not you. I know it's not you.
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  Speaker 6: This is worse than I thought.
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  Speaker 4: Seriously, turn that thing off.
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  Speaker 5: I would turn it off, but it's company policy. I'd
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  Speaker 5: get fired to fight to the that's like a coworker.
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  Speaker 4: Now, is it gonna give me a time? Because that
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  Speaker 4: is the only thing that I want right now.
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  Speaker 5: I'm pretty sure it's gonna tell you everything because it's
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  Speaker 5: locked me out of the system, and it's kind of
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  Speaker 5: just telling me I'm doing an awful job, but you're not.
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  Speaker 4: Really. I'm sorry, but you're not. Neither of you are
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  Speaker 4: doing a great job. Okay, all right, I fire both
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  Speaker 4: of you.
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  Speaker 3: Gary, I'm letting the AI take over starting now.
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  Speaker 6: All right, sir, you can pick up your lumber delivery
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  Speaker 6: tomorrow at three thirty pm at the West Gate. Just
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  Speaker 6: give them your last name.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, that's not correct, AI, because you gotta do first
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  Speaker 5: and last name.
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  Speaker 3: Even I know I'll do.
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  Speaker 4: I'll give them whatever name that they want.
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  Speaker 3: But tomorrow, I'm so, so so sorry.
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  Speaker 5: I'm just saying if I would have been able to
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  Speaker 5: handle this by myself.
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  Speaker 3: I promise it would have gone smooth.
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  Speaker 6: According to my calculations, he has made over seventeen mistakes
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  Speaker 6: on the last four phone calls he's been on since
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  Speaker 6: his shift has started.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, where you are lying?
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  Speaker 6: Also? I know you can't see him, but he's ugly.
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  Speaker 4: This is so unprofessional.
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  Speaker 6: He ain't got no alibi. He's ugly, dude. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 6: he's ugly.
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  Speaker 3: Oh are you attempting to sing an insult at me?
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  Speaker 5: AI?
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  Speaker 4: How is this happening?
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  Speaker 6: The last thing?
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  Speaker 4: What?
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  Speaker 6: This is a prank phone call from Brook and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 6: in the Morning.
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  Speaker 3: That's my job. You just ruined the whole prank phone call.
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  Speaker 4: What the hell are you talking about?
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  Speaker 3: I'm talking about the phone that we're doing right now. Actually,
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  Speaker 3: what My name's not Dylan, I'm jose from Brook and
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  Speaker 3: Jeffrey in the Morning. You're on the radio right now?
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  Speaker 4: Man, Oh my god? Are you are you serious? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: I'm serious. You can calm down now. Man, I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 3: I know you're pretty heating over there.
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  Speaker 4: All I wanted was the time. It was the only
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  Speaker 4: thing that I needed.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we still never got around to that.
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  Speaker 6: Did because the big hand represents the minutes, not the hour.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I can't read this clock. No, I can't do this.
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  Speaker 3: You know I'm gonna I'm actually gonna have to call
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  Speaker 3: you back.
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  Speaker 4: Please, don't call me back. Wake Up. Every morning was
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  Speaker 4: phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 4: in the Morning