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Phone Tap: M Night Photography · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d uy Away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: today's phone tap, we call a guy who's about to
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  Speaker 1: pop the question to his longtime girl friend. But like
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  Speaker 1: most dudes, he didn't prepare all that much. He just
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  Speaker 1: found some photographer online sent in a thousand dollars deposit.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's a big deposit. Now, he told his buddy.
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  Speaker 1: He's worried he may have gotten ripped off, but it
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  Speaker 1: couldn't be farther from the truth because he doesn't know
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  Speaker 1: this yet. But our own digital Jake is going to
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  Speaker 1: play the role of an uptight, pretentious Hollywood foe tag
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  Speaker 1: He has a different idea on how this proposal should
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  Speaker 1: go down. And just because Jake's voice isn't super intimidating, sorry, Jake,
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  Speaker 1: what do you mean? We added a voice Chaine your
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  Speaker 1: two um, you know, a little bit deeper, little husky
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  Speaker 1: your tongue to see if he could really piss this
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  Speaker 1: guy off. It's your brand new phone, tap right now
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  Speaker 1: the twenty Hello is this Kenny? Yes? This is Kenny
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  Speaker 1: who was calling? It's Ethan from photography. Oh, okay, you're
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  Speaker 1: all right. You're a photographer. Awesome? Hey, how's it going?
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  Speaker 1: According to your email, you're proposing less than two weeks
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  Speaker 1: and I don't know about it. Sot me in a
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  Speaker 1: pretty bad spot. He or Kenny? Yes, you seem kind
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  Speaker 1: of busy right now. You've no idea how busy I am? Continue?
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  Speaker 1: Do you want to call me back another time? Maybe
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  Speaker 1: when you're No, This isn't the time I blocked off.
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  Speaker 1: This is the time it's going to happen. Continue. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: what's your idea? Tell me where your head's at. I
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  Speaker 1: gotta tell you this is a little unorthodox to be
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  Speaker 1: speaking to a client like this, But you've got some
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  Speaker 1: good photos, so let's just keep going. That's what I'm saying. Continue,
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  Speaker 1: all right, dude. So I was thinking for the photo shoot,
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  Speaker 1: we'd go to where we had our first date, my
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  Speaker 1: girlfriend and I do you sleep with her? Excuse me?
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  Speaker 1: The first night you guys baked the potato? Do you
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  Speaker 1: talk to all your clients like this? I'm extremely professional. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: of course, I talked all my clients like this. This
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  Speaker 1: isn't professional, man, which one of us is a professional photographer?
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  Speaker 1: Keep going anyway, getting back to the patient. Come on
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  Speaker 1: to be honest with you, man, I'd hang up on
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  Speaker 1: you right now if I hadn't already given you my deposit.
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  Speaker 1: All right, well, and it's nonrefundable, so I'd just continue
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  Speaker 1: with your story. Yeah, I know it's not unfundable, or
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  Speaker 1: else this would be over, I promise. Um. So listen,
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna do the photo shoot at the place where
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  Speaker 1: we had our first date. It's the park downtown, you know,
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  Speaker 1: with the big meadow, and it's got the skyline. I'm familiar.
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  Speaker 1: I bought drugs about park many times. Keep going, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it sounds like I have, honestly, maybe a few too many.
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  Speaker 1: Back into the photo shoot. I just want to do
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  Speaker 1: it in the park. You know what, I don't need anymore.
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  Speaker 1: I have a for you. Oh oh, you've already got
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  Speaker 1: a vision for me. That is awesome. I'd love to
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  Speaker 1: hear it. Tell me about your vision. I'm glad your
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  Speaker 1: attitude's changing. All right, So this last project I worn't
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  Speaker 1: done with m Night Shamalan. You know him? Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not Shamalan. Tell me all about it. Hey, man,
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  Speaker 1: don't say his name. You don't know him like I do.
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  Speaker 1: You brought it, okay, whatever, dude, Yeah, go ahead. I
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  Speaker 1: had special effects in one of his films, ended about
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  Speaker 1: fitting a drone to look like an evil seagull with
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  Speaker 1: a road flare in his mouth. I can lock down
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  Speaker 1: the devil bird for twenty grand. You are you on
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  Speaker 1: the drugs you bought the park? Dude? You sound absolutely
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  Speaker 1: bonkers right now. And no thanks. Wait, you don't have
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  Speaker 1: twenty grand lying around, man, Maybe you shouldn't be proposing
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  Speaker 1: right now. Oh yeah, I'm on it right now. Actually,
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  Speaker 1: let me just let me see if my buddy Elon
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  Speaker 1: Muskin can let me some First of all, it's Elon.
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  Speaker 1: It's not Elon. Oh it's Lan all right. Well, when
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  Speaker 1: I call him next time, I'll make sure I apologize
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  Speaker 1: for the way I remembernouncing his name. I want to
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  Speaker 1: be honest with you. You sound like a more right now, Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I sound like from one. I'm really trying to help
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  Speaker 1: you out. This the biggest moment of your life. I
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  Speaker 1: suggest you be open to some criticism. I suggest you'd
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  Speaker 1: be open to therapy. You sound sponkors Man. I've been
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  Speaker 1: to therapy. I go to therapy every single day. It's
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  Speaker 1: not working. Man, getn't new therapist. You are mess up.
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  Speaker 1: I have the same therapist as Shyla buff not to brag.
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  Speaker 1: Oh cool, okay, now that makes a whole lot of sense.
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  Speaker 1: I have a buddy who can lend us an atmospheric modificator.
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  Speaker 1: Believe you have any friends. That's not what M Knight
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  Speaker 1: Shamalan said to me. Now, atmospheric modificator, M Knight and
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  Speaker 1: Ellen I'll get together and get some drinks. I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 1: boy says what whoa? We're getting feisty now, huh. I
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  Speaker 1: don't honestly know why I'm on the phone with you. Still,
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  Speaker 1: you're so I'm getting a new photographer so you can
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  Speaker 1: take all your little seagulls with flares. Or it was
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  Speaker 1: an evil seagull? What was that? It was an evil seagull.
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  Speaker 1: I want you to get it right now. Listen to me.
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  Speaker 1: I want you to close your eyes and take a
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  Speaker 1: deep breath. No, I'm not listening to you anymore. Man,
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  Speaker 1: close your eyes. Have an awesome night, and I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to make sure to let everyone know what I'm awesome photographer.
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  Speaker 1: You are, Okay, rise for a second and picture your
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  Speaker 1: buddy Allan setting you up for a prank phone call Alan. Yeah, boy,
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  Speaker 1: I said Alan. Did you talk to Alan? Yeah? He
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  Speaker 1: said you were going to propose and you need to
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  Speaker 1: be print for it. And that's what I'm doing. Are you.
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  Speaker 1: My name is Jake from the radio show Brook and
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  Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning, and we're doing a phone tap
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  Speaker 1: on you. Oh man. Yeah. They actually gave me a
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  Speaker 1: voice changer so i'd sound tougher. Did it work? You
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  Speaker 1: pissed me off. I was ready to tear you a
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  Speaker 1: new one all over the internet. Well, you pissed me
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  Speaker 1: off too. But seriously, if you want to rent the
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  Speaker 1: face cage from Shutter Island, I do know a guy. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I will absolutely take you up on that. And I've
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  Speaker 1: changed her mind about the Evil Seagle. I do want it.
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  Speaker 1: Please get that into the shoe. Yeah, twenty grand in
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  Speaker 1: the next three minutes. Yeah, No, it's yours.