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Phone Tap: No Fly List Baby · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's time for your PRANKI mcprank face. It's the Brook
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  Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the morning. Did we have the listeners
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  Speaker 1: rename it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, they did such a good job. And today we
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  Speaker 1: call a woman who recently took a trip with her
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  Speaker 1: family and she doesn't know this because her husband's set
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  Speaker 1: her up. But we're going to tell her the airline
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  Speaker 1: got some complaints from some of the other passengers around
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  Speaker 1: her on the flight. But here's the twist. She's not
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  Speaker 1: the one who's going to be penalized. Someone else close
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  Speaker 1: to her is in your phone.
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  Speaker 2: Tap right now, Brook and Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties.
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  Speaker 1: Hello, Hi, I'm looking to speak with missus Lacy.
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  Speaker 2: Uh, this is she? Who's this?
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  Speaker 1: Hi? My name is Jimmy Thick from the airline's Customer Care.
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  Speaker 1: How are you today?
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  Speaker 2: I'm okay? What's this regarding?
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  Speaker 1: I just need to confirm you were on a flight
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  Speaker 1: with us last Sunday from Dallas to Cleveland. Uh yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 1: And if it's all right, can you tell me how
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  Speaker 1: many people were in your party? Uh?
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  Speaker 2: Myself, my husband, and our son.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I thought. I do have the correct
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  Speaker 1: party here.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, what is this regarding?
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  Speaker 1: Well, this is just a courtesy call to let you
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  Speaker 1: know that your baby has been added to the no
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  Speaker 1: fly list.
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  Speaker 2: What.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, So from here on out, it's best to leave
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  Speaker 1: the baby at home whenever traveling about the country. You're serious, yes, ma'am.
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  Speaker 2: What the hell are you talking about?
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  Speaker 1: The no fly list? That means your baby will not
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  Speaker 1: be allowed to board any planes in the United States?
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  Speaker 2: Mean, I'm asking you what the hell you're talking about.
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  Speaker 1: I can't go into a lot of the details about it.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, you can't go into the detail.
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  Speaker 1: I will say.
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  Speaker 2: You can call me and explain my child, who can't
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  Speaker 2: even speak yet, fly and you can't tell me why.
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  Speaker 1: We did receive multiple complaints from some passengers and crew
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  Speaker 1: members saying your baby was being disrespectful throughout the flight.
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  Speaker 2: Being disrespectful.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, that means not showing respect.
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  Speaker 2: I know what disrespectful means. Oh, I'm saying, babies can't
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  Speaker 2: be disrespectful. They don't know how to act.
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  Speaker 1: Well, right, that may be true that he's a baby,
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  Speaker 1: but he is also a passenger and thus is expected
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  Speaker 1: to act appropriately.
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  Speaker 2: Then maybe you should come over and teach him.
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  Speaker 1: That's not my job, ma'am. That's your job to teach
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  Speaker 1: your child before you bring him on the flight.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm curious to know what is your job other
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  Speaker 2: than being a freaking idiot.
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  Speaker 1: My job is to add disrespectful babies to the no
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  Speaker 1: fly lists so they don't cause further air disturbances.
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  Speaker 2: It's further air. This is absolutely outrageous.
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  Speaker 1: I'm hearing how you feel, but you should hear how
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  Speaker 1: another passenger felt because across these I shouldn't.
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  Speaker 2: I shouldn't actually, because that other passenger is absolutely ridiculous.
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  Speaker 1: It is all on, ma'am. Ma'am. The passenger directly across
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  Speaker 1: the aisle noted that your baby threw exactly four goldfish
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  Speaker 1: crackers onto the ground, and we just can't have that
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  Speaker 1: for safety.
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  Speaker 2: A whole goldfish.
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  Speaker 1: It is a lot. We almost had to double our
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  Speaker 1: cleaning crew after the flight. So you think it's funny,
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  Speaker 1: I think.
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  Speaker 2: It's ridiculously funny. You know them up right, you do
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  Speaker 2: know I picked them up, all of them, with the
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  Speaker 2: seconds of them having been thrown down.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Do you want a trophy for that or something?
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  Speaker 1: The bottom line is your baby caused a disturbance and
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  Speaker 1: created trash aboard our flight. What's your name, Jimmy Thick?
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  Speaker 1: I believe I told you at the beginning of our call,
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  Speaker 1: And ma'am, I really don't think you're understanding the gravity
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  Speaker 1: of this situation.
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  Speaker 2: Jimmy Sick. Apparently I don't.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, because we I do need to tell you we
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  Speaker 1: had a high profile celebrity on board who said your
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  Speaker 1: baby's specifically ruined his flight.
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  Speaker 2: Ohelebrity. That's right. I'm dying to know which celebrities flight
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  Speaker 2: got ruined because of my baby.
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  Speaker 1: Well, his name is Rob Schneider and he is a
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  Speaker 1: national treasure. Okay, again with the last I don't understand.
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  Speaker 2: I thought you said celebrity.
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  Speaker 1: Mister Schneider wasn't grown ups three. He's an absolute celebrity.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, it was a funny movie, so I can
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  Speaker 1: see you laughing at that, But the rest of this
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  Speaker 1: seems pretty disrespectful. Now, now I see where your baby
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  Speaker 1: gets it from, or maybe even your husband, who set
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  Speaker 1: you up for this prank call. Maybe that's where you
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  Speaker 1: get it from. I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, what did you say, I.
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  Speaker 1: Said, your husband, Jason, you set you up for a
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  Speaker 1: prank phone call on the radio.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, I don't get it.
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  Speaker 1: Because my actual name is jeff from a show called
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  Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, and your husband set
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  Speaker 1: you up for a phone Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: No, yeah, you're not Jimmy Dick.
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  Speaker 1: No unfortunate, I wish I was. I'm just a regular
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  Speaker 1: radio guy trying to do a prank call because your
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  Speaker 1: husband told us about the situation.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, when you told me that my baby
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  Speaker 2: was on the no father, I'm like, wait, we can't
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  Speaker 2: do that.
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  Speaker 1: Oh we can, ma'am. And we're also eliminating all alcohol
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  Speaker 1: for you and your husband.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, because we're buching drunk baby.
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  Speaker 1: Well, that's clear.
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  Speaker 2: Broken.
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  Speaker 1: Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties