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Phone Tap: Bryon Took Apart Your Car · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight day. We get a
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  Speaker 1: lot of requests to do phone taps every day. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's how we do. Producer Boy just told me there's
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  Speaker 1: a cube of about a thousand people who've submitted, and
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  Speaker 1: that's not including a thousand that personally messaged me and
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  Speaker 1: I tell them to seriously, it's only in the last
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  Speaker 1: month that we've had that, so it's hard for us
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  Speaker 1: to choose one that really stands out. And please don't
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  Speaker 1: get angry when we don't respond right away. Yeah. People
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  Speaker 1: always say I didn't hear anything back. Well, that means
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  Speaker 1: she didn't get picked. Yeah. One woman said she actually
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  Speaker 1: made up a fakey Yelp review about a car detailing
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  Speaker 1: business just because she knew her friend booked an appointment there. Oh, God,
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  Speaker 1: dedication to a joke. So we ran with her idea
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  Speaker 1: and we call her BFF to confirm her absolute worst fears.
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  Speaker 1: Let's just say, Jose is the person in charge, so
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  Speaker 1: she should definitely be scared. It's your phone tap right now.
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  Speaker 1: On the twenties. Hello, Hi, this is Byron from Batto Salon.
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  Speaker 1: Is this miss Aubrey? Yes, this is she. Hi. Hi
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  Speaker 1: back to you. How's your day? A good mood? Yes? Good?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. Um, sorry you brought No you can
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  Speaker 1: say something. What are you calling about? Oh? Um, you
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  Speaker 1: brought in your twenty nineteen hund Santa Fe to be detailed.
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  Speaker 1: I see I did, yes, yes, is it ready? Um?
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  Speaker 1: Not quite. I just need a little extra time on it.
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  Speaker 1: So okay, like like an hour or what are you thinking? Oh,
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  Speaker 1: maybe maybe a little more time than that, like, um,
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  Speaker 1: like a like a like a week? Wait two weeks? No, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: I only need a car detailed. I'll definitely need to
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  Speaker 1: pick it up today. Yeah, um no no, yeah, it's
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  Speaker 1: a no no, no, no, not no, yes, I need
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  Speaker 1: to pick it up. You kind of can't have what.
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  Speaker 1: You're making me really nervous right now. I mean, I
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  Speaker 1: just what's going on with my car? Um? I just
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  Speaker 1: want to say, first off, I'm kind of new here,
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  Speaker 1: like really really new. Oh my god. Some of the
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  Speaker 1: other older guys. They were giving me a hard time
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  Speaker 1: and telling me that I don't know my cars. They
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  Speaker 1: were like, busting my balls. That's that's what we say
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  Speaker 1: in the shop. Okay, shop talk, What is going on
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  Speaker 1: with my car? They said that I didn't know cars,
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  Speaker 1: and so I said, oh yeah, I bet you. I
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  Speaker 1: can take this whole stinking car a part and I
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  Speaker 1: put it back together. You took it apart. How good news?
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  Speaker 1: I put it back together? Oh my god, almost, you're insane.
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  Speaker 1: I brought my car there to be dej hail hailed washed.
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  Speaker 1: What you seem angrier than I thought you'd be. Um,
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  Speaker 1: It's it's definitely fixable, but uh, you know, I just
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  Speaker 1: have to find your rear view mirror. First. God, I
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  Speaker 1: was worried because there was a bad Yelp review, but
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  Speaker 1: I was like, it's gonna be fine. What could go
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  Speaker 1: wrong when I bring my car? And those Yelp reviews
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  Speaker 1: can be pretty accurate sometimes. Oh my god. When I
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  Speaker 1: finished putting it back together, I had twenty three parts
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  Speaker 1: left out. So you're telling you that my car's back together,
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  Speaker 1: but there's like parts that are not in it, Like
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  Speaker 1: you don't know where the parts go. There's good news
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  Speaker 1: is twenty three is my my lucky number. So that's
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  Speaker 1: like the universe helping put the car together. I need
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  Speaker 1: my car. I need my car. I need my car
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  Speaker 1: working back the way I dropped it all down. What's
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  Speaker 1: done is done, and I just need some more time.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want you to I don't want you to
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  Speaker 1: touch the car. I want it to back away from
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  Speaker 1: the car. You know, when you talk to me like that,
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  Speaker 1: it reminds me of my dad. Oh my god, I
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  Speaker 1: also used to bust my balls. I don't want to
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  Speaker 1: hear about your dad. I don't want to hear about
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  Speaker 1: how you're the victim. I have a I want to
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  Speaker 1: know how my car is gonna be fixed. Like I
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  Speaker 1: just want to talk to a manager or like a supervisor,
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  Speaker 1: like anybody. But you I need to talk to somebody else. Um,
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  Speaker 1: this is probably a bad time. But do you think
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  Speaker 1: I could borrow your car to go to the airport? Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing an idiot. I don't want you to touch
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  Speaker 1: the car again. My cousin's coming from Argentina and I
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  Speaker 1: got to pick him up. And I don't hear about
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  Speaker 1: your friends. I don't care about Argentina. I don't care
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  Speaker 1: about you. I care about my car and I would
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  Speaker 1: like it back in working order. Do you care about
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  Speaker 1: your best friend Melanie? What's Melanie have to do with this?
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  Speaker 1: She she cares about you, and she told us that
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  Speaker 1: you were nervous about to get your car in because
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  Speaker 1: you didn't want me to screw it up, and I did.
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  Speaker 1: But it was holid joke because this is actually Jose
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  Speaker 1: for the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 1: Wait minute, you're still mad? What we're doing a prank
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  Speaker 1: phone call on you right now? I'm so sorry. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: you're on the radio is a phone Tapay? Your car
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  Speaker 1: is fine. Your best friend Melanie set you up. She
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  Speaker 1: freaked me out about this place, and then she did
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  Speaker 1: some extra credit work for us. She actually relied to
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  Speaker 1: you about that bad Yelp review just to put it
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  Speaker 1: in your head. So she's someone who had you worried
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  Speaker 1: the last day or two, not me. I totally yelled
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  Speaker 1: at you. Oh my god, I'm so sorry. Thanks screw
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  Speaker 1: letting me bust your balls every morning with the Brook
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  Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the Morning.