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Phone Tap: Sleepless in Stuttgart · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: We're in the home stretch to Valentines and if you've
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  Speaker 1: somehow managed to book a reservation at a romantic Italian restaurant,
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  Speaker 1: consider yourself luckys ago, unless that restaurant is the same
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  Speaker 1: one our helpful resident German Hans Gluber, a German working
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  Speaker 1: at a romantic Italian restaurant. Confusing, This should be interesting.
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  Speaker 1: I wonder what he wants in your phone tap right now.
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  Speaker 2: Phone taps on the twenties.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, Hello, this is Hans Global from the Italian restaurant.
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  Speaker 2: Am I speaking this a Keys?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah? This is Keith.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry, I'm saying.
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  Speaker 3: Keys, but they cannot say very well because my accent.
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  Speaker 3: Your name is Keys, like I'm going to.
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  Speaker 4: Ke You're like Keith, like k e I t h.
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  Speaker 3: Oh Okay, I was saying keys, but it is key Scotty.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: I see you having the reservations at a restaurant for
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  Speaker 3: Valentine's Day.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, Sarah, I'm excited man, one of my favorite places
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  Speaker 4: to go. Ooh.
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  Speaker 3: And in the notes here I will say this quietly
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  Speaker 3: so no one is hearing, but it says you're hoping
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  Speaker 3: to be proposing to your freudlan.
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  Speaker 4: Nope, nope, not hoping I am going to get engaged.
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  Speaker 4: I'm excited about that.
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  Speaker 2: Oh vulderbar, oh, I am loving that energy. Butt.
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  Speaker 3: Can I let you in on a little secret, like
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  Speaker 3: what you.
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  Speaker 4: Guys are gonna do something special for us?
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  Speaker 3: I would consider this very special for you. You see,
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  Speaker 3: I do work at this Italian place, but I also
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  Speaker 3: work as the finest German restaurant in the entire city,
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  Speaker 3: maybe even an involved on Olsenheimer.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, so what does this have to do with me though?
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  Speaker 3: Well, here is an Italian restaurant's very basic. Oh, I
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  Speaker 3: have a limp noodle and I'm going to slurp and
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  Speaker 3: maybe have a bread, the boring but on German restaurant. Oh,
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  Speaker 3: now we are speaking the ug jobs they lovers.
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  Speaker 4: So you're saying you don't want me to go to
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  Speaker 4: the Italian restaurant.
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  Speaker 3: Well, of course I am not outright saying that, because
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  Speaker 3: that it would be against the employee handbook here.
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  Speaker 2: I would get in trouble. I would never say that.
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  Speaker 2: But yes, you should leave.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know about that. Man. It's kind of weird,
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  Speaker 4: especially you working at one restaurant trying to give me
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  Speaker 4: go to another.
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  Speaker 3: Well that should show you how much better one as
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  Speaker 3: the restaurants he is.
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  Speaker 2: And have you ever known how romantic German people are?
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  Speaker 2: We are a very loving bunch.
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  Speaker 4: Nah, I've never met a romantic German person ever.
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  Speaker 3: You're telling me you've never seen the famous German movie
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  Speaker 3: Sleep Lessons strute.
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  Speaker 4: God, I've never seen that movie, man.
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  Speaker 3: No, everyone has seen some movie two lovers meeting over
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  Speaker 3: strudel and then one that's taken to prison for falsifying
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  Speaker 3: secrets to the other and then relaying the information to
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  Speaker 3: the KGB.
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  Speaker 2: Do you sleep, blessing trute card?
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  Speaker 4: Dude, that's not a sexy movie.
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  Speaker 2: Oh you must watch it? Are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 3: You know how much of this sexy time I had
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  Speaker 3: after watching that movie?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, can you guess VI's a sleepless.
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  Speaker 4: Because he's in prison?
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  Speaker 3: Well, yes, but he's also still making love, not by choice.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm not interested in a German prison love movie.
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  Speaker 4: I don't even know why we're talking about this and
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  Speaker 4: doing this over the phone.
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  Speaker 3: Well, in Germany, a prison love is the highest form
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  Speaker 3: of love and romance.
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  Speaker 2: But you know it's different cultures.
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  Speaker 4: Dude, what the hell are you talking about?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, never mind, Look, if you really want to do
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  Speaker 3: the proposal at the Italian restaurant.
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  Speaker 2: I would love to hear about it.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I got a little dinner, right, and then German.
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  Speaker 4: I got some candlelight. German, I got chocolate, I got flowers,
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  Speaker 4: and I'm gonna have the ring deliver in the flute
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  Speaker 4: of champagne.
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  Speaker 2: Oh okay, I.
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  Speaker 3: Mean that's very basic. Again, I mean you could do
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  Speaker 3: it that way. But think about this, if you were
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  Speaker 3: in a German restaurant. Instead of a tiny champagne float,
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  Speaker 3: imagine a ring floating in a seventy tons still stein
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  Speaker 3: and she must drink the and dire style and then
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  Speaker 3: she proposes to you as this tradition.
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  Speaker 4: Man, it's not wrong with you.
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  Speaker 3: Plus it is a proof of tolerance. You would like
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  Speaker 3: a strong woman who can pounds the bills.
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  Speaker 4: Look, man, I gotta go. Oh me and my lady
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  Speaker 4: both like Italian. We're just gonna do the Italian restaurant.
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  Speaker 4: We don't want German, dude.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I was not prepared to do this, but I
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  Speaker 3: will pull out all of these stoppings for you.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I am going to give you one free strewd cake.
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  Speaker 4: Nah Man, I make it to myself.
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  Speaker 2: I can put a little blue pill in it if
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  Speaker 2: you like.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, man, just chill. I told you I don't want
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  Speaker 4: your reservation. I'm gonna do it my way. We're going
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  Speaker 4: to the Talian restaurant. That's it.
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  Speaker 2: Well, fine, you can keep your reservation. But now I'm
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  Speaker 2: mad at you.
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  Speaker 3: Just know if you see me, Okay, I'm mad me
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  Speaker 3: and your friend named son who set you up for
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  Speaker 3: the prank phone call.
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  Speaker 2: You're going to be pouting all night.
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  Speaker 4: Did you say, Nathan, how do you know my boy? Nathan?
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  Speaker 2: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: You mean your best friend, because he's the one who
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  Speaker 3: set you up for this spring phone call.
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  Speaker 4: Actually, bro I knew this. I knew this was so stupid.
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  Speaker 2: I could tell you you a little bit. Man. My
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  Speaker 2: name's all from the radio show Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 2: We just did a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 4: And the crazy thing is I was gonna ask this
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  Speaker 4: so to be my best man.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I would love to be your best man. Oh
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  Speaker 2: my god, I'm not making more sensing, y'all.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Well, I was thinking, you know, best man, maybe
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  Speaker 3: movie night you oe me Sleepless and through God No, I'm.
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  Speaker 4: Cool that movie probably on two
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  Speaker 2: Brooking Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties,