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Phone Tap PODCAST: Old Guy Fight · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Go one eight hundred d y away or go to
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  Speaker 1: one eight hundred d yaway dot com. A great defense
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  Speaker 1: can be the difference between a dismiss case or jail
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  Speaker 1: time one eight hundred Do you why away? It's another
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  Speaker 1: Jebel Nut on the twenties to me, I'm moving five.
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  Speaker 1: Hello hello, hello, yeah, yes, hello? Ah yeah? Yeah? Who
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  Speaker 1: is this? You dialed me? Buddy? I dialed you? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Who is it? I was looking for Alan? This is
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  Speaker 1: Allen Alan from room sixteen A. I told you it's Allen.
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  Speaker 1: And this is Frank from twelve B. What time is it?
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  Speaker 1: Who are you? I just moved in, body. This is
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  Speaker 1: Frank from twelve B. I don't know who you are.
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  Speaker 1: I just moved in, Buddy, I have no I don't
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  Speaker 1: know anybody telling you how to step off? Step off?
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  Speaker 1: What I saw you making eyes at Rosie the other
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  Speaker 1: day in the cafeteria. Hey, I don't know anybody named Rosie.
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  Speaker 1: I have not met anybody here. I don't moved in, buddy.
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  Speaker 1: Listen here, Hello, yeah, yeah, I don't know who the
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  Speaker 1: hell Rosie here. I want to tell you this one time,
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  Speaker 1: and I hope you've got at least one good ear
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  Speaker 1: on you back off. I'm not doing atherthing, buddy. Well,
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  Speaker 1: they're picking me off. Now you're making me quite angry
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  Speaker 1: as well. Quit being a Wisenheimer. H ah oh ah.
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  Speaker 1: What did you say? What did I say? I can't?
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  Speaker 1: What did you say? What did I say? I said?
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  Speaker 1: What I said? What did you say? He got Nigel
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  Speaker 1: glslin pill after talking to you? Are you a wisenheimer?
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  Speaker 1: What's the deal? You started this? You've called me? You
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  Speaker 1: got all smart with me, telling me to step off.
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  Speaker 1: You don't even know you. Well, i'll tell you what
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  Speaker 1: you're about to know. Me and two of my friends, right,
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  Speaker 1: Jam and left Up, old war buddies of mine. I'll
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  Speaker 1: meet you in the dayroom. Pale. Yeah, I'll bring it
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  Speaker 1: all right. Better be packing a lunch, then, come on down,
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  Speaker 1: pack a lunch. We get free lunch here. You nimrod.
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  Speaker 1: I've had it with you. I've had it with you
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  Speaker 1: scheming on Rosie anybody, and you're starting up with me.
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  Speaker 1: You're scheming early for this crap. I don't know Rosie.
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  Speaker 1: Now you'll leave me along. Let me tell you out
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  Speaker 1: all the plums on the tree. Rosie's got the biggest
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  Speaker 1: pit and it's all mine. You are now, way out
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  Speaker 1: of line. That's this respectful to whoever she is. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: now you're caring about respect for Rosie. I told you, well,
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  Speaker 1: don't burn this now. I told you you know what
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  Speaker 1: room I'm in. Who's this again? All? I told you that? All, Albert,
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  Speaker 1: what do you gotta I gotta tell you what you'll
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  Speaker 1: look like so I can catch you. I gotta tell you.
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  Speaker 1: But I called up because I thought you might be
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  Speaker 1: scheming on my rosie. But the more I talk to you,
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  Speaker 1: the more I like you. True out of you? God,
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  Speaker 1: mind is what you are? Alan? Here's the deal. Don't
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  Speaker 1: tell the candy stripers this, but I run a little
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  Speaker 1: prostitution ring here in the home. Oh God, I don't
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  Speaker 1: need any part of this. I'd call him my daughter
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  Speaker 1: and see if I could get the hell out. I
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  Speaker 1: got it. Are you asking me if i'd be a prostitute?
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  Speaker 1: You want to tell you anyway? The answer, Alan, Owner, Alan,
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  Speaker 1: If you're asking me if i'd be a prostitute, the
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  Speaker 1: answer is yes. Look funny, that's it. I'm telling the
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  Speaker 1: fun going on here. You gonna tell him I'm doing
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  Speaker 1: a prank phone call on you because I'm doing a prank.
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  Speaker 1: It's a prank phone call. Prank what? P What a
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  Speaker 1: prank phone call? So what are you saying? Buddy? That's
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  Speaker 1: back in the core when I wasn't prostituting, I was
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  Speaker 1: a radio DJ doing prank phone calls. So you're a
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  Speaker 1: pick that used to be a radio I'm a prostitute,
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  Speaker 1: an aging prostitute, and I would like some respect. You'll
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  Speaker 1: get done from D sixteen. I'll tell you that we're
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  Speaker 1: here in one of the fifty one fifty is in
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  Speaker 1: the car. That's a couple of sandwiches. Shy of a picness.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to go on a picnic with you.
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  Speaker 1: You're showing a couple of sandwiches. Anyway, I'm I got
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  Speaker 1: all my sandwiches. Get out of here. How dare you
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  Speaker 1: st up with it? Alan? This is a prank phone call? Wait,
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  Speaker 1: who's thick? This is Jewbil from brook and Jewil in
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  Speaker 1: the morning. It's a radio show and I'm doing a
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  Speaker 1: phone tap on you. What happened to the guy down
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  Speaker 1: the hallway from me? That's me? That was me. It's
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  Speaker 1: a joke. So there's nobody down the hall for me?
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  Speaker 1: Who guy wants to fight? No, your daughter set you
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  Speaker 1: up for a prank phone call. She said, you just
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  Speaker 1: moved into a retirement home. She was giving you a
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  Speaker 1: bad time about it. Oh my god, you mean my
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  Speaker 1: own daughter would get this to me? Yes, she thought
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  Speaker 1: it would be funny. Now that was selling, That was
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  Speaker 1: really selling. She said that you just moved in, and
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  Speaker 1: you didn't really want to move in, so she Hell, no,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't want to move in here. I've got prostitutes
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  Speaker 1: going on, we got some weird radio. I don't want
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  Speaker 1: to be here. It sounds like fun to me. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: this place might work out if I met this rosie
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  Speaker 1: lady maggy. Now she sounds like a real dish. Yes
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  Speaker 1: she does. All right, Allan, weill thank you for your time.
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  Speaker 1: All right, says