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Phone Tap: Dope Tikulitus Tours · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call away. All right, it's time
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  Speaker 1: for your phone tap, and today we call a guy
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  Speaker 1: who's been on vacation from his job. Lately. He works
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  Speaker 1: as a supervisor for a tour guide company. Okay, they
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  Speaker 1: have visitors do bus tours all over town. But today
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  Speaker 1: he's about to meet the latest person that he's going
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  Speaker 1: to be overseeing. It's a young man with a made
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  Speaker 1: up health condition called doparticulis. No. Oh, I love this,
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  Speaker 1: but I also feel bad for this guy. If you've
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  Speaker 1: not heard of that. That's where Jose's talking completely normal
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  Speaker 1: but suddenly breaks out into an uncontrollable beatbox. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know how I can get a rack control it. Oh
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  Speaker 1: my god. Well we're gonna see how this guy handles
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  Speaker 1: it in your phone tap right now. It's another good morning.
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  Speaker 1: He's done the twenty Hello, Hi, is this Greg the
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  Speaker 1: manager's City Tours? This is he? Hi? How are you?
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  Speaker 1: How is your vacation? It was okay, who's calling? Oh
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, silly mean. My name's Marty Bartlett. And they
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  Speaker 1: hired me as your newest tour guide. Oh okay, okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Lisa told me that she had to hire someone. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's me. They hired me while you were on vacation.
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  Speaker 1: That's why I asked how it was okay? Cool? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: everything was okay. Good. Well, first officer, I want to
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  Speaker 1: say welcome back. And secondly, I really want to do
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  Speaker 1: a good job for you, so I actually took the
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  Speaker 1: route on my bike today just so I could practice.
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  Speaker 1: You know. That's impressive. Good for you. Thanks. I kind
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  Speaker 1: of trying to take initiative. By the way, I love
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  Speaker 1: that the first stop on the tour is the rat
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  Speaker 1: is about excuse me about that is a beautiful scene.
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  Speaker 1: What was that? Oh I'm sorry, did I mispronounce roundabout? No,
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  Speaker 1: it's the wrap thing. Oh oh my goodness. I am
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  Speaker 1: so sorry, sir. I didn't even notice I did it.
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  Speaker 1: You see, I should have told you I actually have
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  Speaker 1: a minor condition. It's called doticulitis. Okay, it's kind of confusing,
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  Speaker 1: but simply when I get really nervous or really excited,
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  Speaker 1: or sometimes around a bunch of people, I tend to
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  Speaker 1: like break out into a beatbox. It's almost like a
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  Speaker 1: nervous beatbox, if that makes sense. Yeah. But so this job,
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  Speaker 1: like you're a tour guide, so you're you're going to
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  Speaker 1: get around a bunch of people. I don't think that's
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  Speaker 1: going to be an issue, sir, It kind of could be.
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  Speaker 1: I think it should be fine. I mean I don't
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  Speaker 1: do it all the time. It's very specific situations. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: because that can't happen when you're on a tour. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I agree, it's going to definitely be distracting. Sure, but
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  Speaker 1: that's another reason why I need to be confident before
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  Speaker 1: I start doing tours for you. The better I feel,
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  Speaker 1: the less likely it comes up. Again. That's fine as
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  Speaker 1: that doesn't happen. I mean, no, I promise you and
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  Speaker 1: I want the same thing, sir. Is it possible, I
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  Speaker 1: can just try one more time because I feel really
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  Speaker 1: good about presenting one of the main stops on the tour.
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  Speaker 1: I'm with you. So we're back on the tour, and
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  Speaker 1: this is how I would say it to the group. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: if you look out the left side of the bus,
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  Speaker 1: you will see our city's majestic Come on, man, what
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  Speaker 1: are you doing fountain pan? It's our city's majestic fountain. Bro,
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  Speaker 1: this is not TikTok like, this is a real bus tour,
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  Speaker 1: and it really does seem unbelievable that you don't even
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  Speaker 1: know that you did it. Are you lying? Are you
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  Speaker 1: poking fun of me for the first time? Or did
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  Speaker 1: I really do it? Against I'm so serious. Honestly, this
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  Speaker 1: is getting a little ridiculous. No, I think it's honestly
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  Speaker 1: because I'm so nervous, like I'm talking to my boss.
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  Speaker 1: I've never met you. I think I just like I
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  Speaker 1: need to picture it in my mind. I'm just a
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  Speaker 1: normal tour guide on a normal tour. Yes, you kind
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  Speaker 1: of need to do that because you're on a bus tour.
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  Speaker 1: You can't be beatboxing man. No, I agree. It's going
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  Speaker 1: to confuse people. It's distracting. I mean, did you even
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  Speaker 1: discuss this with Lisa when she interviewed you? You know what,
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  Speaker 1: I may have left that part out now that I'm
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  Speaker 1: thinking back, I don't think no, no, no, no, you
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  Speaker 1: need to tell people that this is a kind of
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  Speaker 1: a big deal. Well, I just when I practiced in
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  Speaker 1: the mirror. This was flawless. I did it like five times.
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  Speaker 1: I swear I haven't memorized. Of course, you're practicing in
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  Speaker 1: the mirror. There's no one there to make you anxious
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  Speaker 1: or nervous. Of course it's going to be flawless in
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  Speaker 1: but you're going to be in front of a lot
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  Speaker 1: of people. You just can't do that. Man, that is
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  Speaker 1: a good point. But I think my excitement for this
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  Speaker 1: last part of the tour will make me overcome all
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  Speaker 1: of that. But what are you doing? Like We're in
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  Speaker 1: the bus and I'm like on the right, seriously, is
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  Speaker 1: the largest mum? Music makes me lose control? D No,
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  Speaker 1: oh my god? Really music rab the museum, the largest
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  Speaker 1: museum in the city. This is not going to work.
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  Speaker 1: This is absolutely ridiculous. Like I know it is. You've
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  Speaker 1: got to be joking me right now, I am bro.
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  Speaker 1: This is actually Jose for the radio show Brook and
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  Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning. I'm doing a phone tap on
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  Speaker 1: you right now. Oh my goodness. I can hear the
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  Speaker 1: relief in your voice. Right man, I was sitting here
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  Speaker 1: thinking like my tour guide is going to beat boxes
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  Speaker 1: his entire for and I am going to lose all
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  Speaker 1: of my customers. No, actually the owner, Lisa, she's the
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  Speaker 1: one who set you up. She said that you're on vacation,
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  Speaker 1: so she wanted to prank you a little bit with
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  Speaker 1: a new employee. Oh my goodness. Rapping Morning the twenties,
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  Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning