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Phone Tap: Hate A Date · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: Eight hundred do you y Away. It's Brook and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 2: in the morning. And we do a lot of second
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  Speaker 2: dates on this show, Oh my gosh, so many, which
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  Speaker 2: is why I know from our listeners it really does
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  Speaker 2: suck when you get ghosted without any reason or explanation
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  Speaker 2: for it. Nobody should feel left out in the dark
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  Speaker 2: like that, and that's why we've created a brand new
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  Speaker 2: dating service, Oh no, that could end up replacing our
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  Speaker 2: second date segment entirely. Do not be surprised if I
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  Speaker 2: call you in your phone tap right now.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, Hi?
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  Speaker 2: Is this Lisa Way?
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  Speaker 3: Uh? Yeah, this is who is this?
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  Speaker 2: This is Tom from hay to Date.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry what my.
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  Speaker 2: Name is Tom? I'm calling from the service Hated Date.
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  Speaker 2: You've probably seen our ads on to B.
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  Speaker 3: No, what is that? I've never heard of that?
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  Speaker 2: Oh to B it's a great streaming service.
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  Speaker 3: No, whatever you said before, that.
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  Speaker 2: Oh oh, the company I work for hated date?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? What is that?
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  Speaker 2: Surprised you haven't heard of it. We're a legitimate service,
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  Speaker 2: so we're not trying to sell you anything. Don't worry. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: we're only the messenger for dates gone wrong.
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  Speaker 3: How does what does that have to do with me?
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  Speaker 2: You recently went out with a guy named Felix to
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  Speaker 2: a barbecue place, and he wants you to know he
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  Speaker 2: hated it. What? Yeah, hated date?
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  Speaker 4: Why would you do I don't even understand this, Like,
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  Speaker 4: how is this a business? And why would somebody do that?
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  Speaker 2: Well, Felix is part of the reputable male anti ghosting movement.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure you're familiar.
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  Speaker 3: Uh no, oh, who never heard of that either.
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  Speaker 2: We believe that it's cruel and insensitive to leave people
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  Speaker 2: on red. You know, it's nice to know how the
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  Speaker 2: people you're dating actually feel. Don't you agree?
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  Speaker 3: So you call them and say that you hated the date.
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  Speaker 2: No, I didn't hate the date. Felix hated it.
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  Speaker 3: I know. Why would you? Why would you do that?
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  Speaker 2: Felix has paid for this service to relay the message
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  Speaker 2: to you, and he wants you to know your score
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  Speaker 2: for your hated date was a one point five out
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  Speaker 2: of ten. I know that seems low, but there's a
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  Speaker 2: guy on the north end of town. I talked to
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  Speaker 2: him earlier. He got a zero point six.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, who cares?
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  Speaker 2: You say you don't care, but I can hear in
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  Speaker 2: your voice. You know, you sound like you're kind of
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  Speaker 2: upset about it.
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  Speaker 4: And the second you're calling me to tell me that
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  Speaker 4: my date with this guy sucked, like you weren't there.
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  Speaker 4: How do you know?
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  Speaker 2: Well, he told me about it because I do work
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  Speaker 2: for Hay to date.
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  Speaker 4: Would you stop saying the name of your stupid company
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  Speaker 4: like I've literally never heard this before.
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  Speaker 2: Well again, we're on TV, So.
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  Speaker 3: What is Toby?
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, Okay, ma'am, I'm just doing my job here.
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  Speaker 3: I can't even believe this is a thing.
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  Speaker 2: Well, some would say it's actually thoughtful, thoughtful to let
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  Speaker 2: you know this information.
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  Speaker 4: Well, he's a thoughtful piece of for doing this.
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  Speaker 2: Would you like me to send that information back to him?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, please tell him, tell him. I think he's a
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  Speaker 4: thoughtful piece.
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  Speaker 2: Of All right, let me just take that down, thought
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  Speaker 2: full piece of excrement. Perfectay, Okay, you're lucky. We are
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  Speaker 2: recently allowed to type expletives, so that is a plus
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  Speaker 2: and sent. Congratulations, you have successfully sent your review through
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  Speaker 2: Hated Date. Woo, that'll be twenty four to ninety nine.
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  Speaker 4: Please are you kidding me? No, no, no, this is
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  Speaker 4: not how this works. You said he paid.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he paid for his review of you, so you
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  Speaker 2: have to pay for yours of him.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't tested it myself if I knew it was
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  Speaker 4: going to cost money.
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  Speaker 2: But you didn't do that. So you need to pay
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  Speaker 2: that amount in thirty days or you will be sent
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  Speaker 2: to collections.
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  Speaker 3: You mother, that is not even gonna happen.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, do you want to include that in your comments
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  Speaker 2: to Polix?
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  Speaker 4: No, that's just my comments for you.
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  Speaker 2: We do have a seventy five cent per letter special
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  Speaker 2: going on right now.
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  Speaker 4: You're not going to get away with this, like I
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  Speaker 4: am not giving you any money. You come here to
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  Speaker 4: my house try to get that money from me.
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  Speaker 2: Look, I mean I can forward this bill to Brook
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  Speaker 2: and Jeffrey in the morning and they'll pay it because
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  Speaker 2: they do prank phone calls on the radio, so that'd
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  Speaker 2: be kind of like an exchange for this phone tap
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  Speaker 2: that we're doing on you right now. No, yeah, I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 2: My name is jeff from Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 2: Your friend player to set you up for a phone tap.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, one, I'm gonna kill her in two.
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  Speaker 4: Holy crap, you got this.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry. Clara said that you were nervous about this date
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  Speaker 2: that you went on recently and you weren't sure if
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  Speaker 2: it went well or not. Oh God, hopefully this cleared
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  Speaker 2: thing's up for you.
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  Speaker 4: No, but but you got my blood pressure up. I'm
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  Speaker 4: awakened now perfect.
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  Speaker 2: You're looking at staying up late. You can watch more TV.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe.
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