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Phone Tap: Next Top Dogfluencer · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's time for your phone tap. And sisters are awesome.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah for sure.
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  Speaker 1: I mean I have one. I don't talk to her
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  Speaker 1: a whole lot, but she's there. Yeah, okay, I think
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  Speaker 1: she's still there. But certain sisters are more mischievous and
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  Speaker 1: like to prank their siblings the like in today's call,
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  Speaker 1: a lady recently told her sis that she entered her
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  Speaker 1: dog into a pet Influencer contest. Now, she didn't actually
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  Speaker 1: do that, but she did email us to mess with
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  Speaker 1: her about it. In your phone tap right now? Another Hello, Hi?
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  Speaker 2: Is this Jessica.
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  Speaker 3: Is?
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  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, Hi, I'm Vicky Smudge with Pupfluence, Inc.
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  Speaker 3: You're who from where?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, that's not typically the reaction I get. Anyway, Again,
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  Speaker 2: I'm Vicky Smudge from Pupfluence, Inc. And you entered your dog,
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  Speaker 2: Meatball in the next top Dog Fluencer contest a few
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  Speaker 2: weeks ago. Correct, my sister?
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  Speaker 3: Did I know that?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Well I know that your sister knew what she
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  Speaker 2: was doing, because Meatball just became a finalist.
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  Speaker 3: Are you joking?
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  Speaker 2: Vicky Smudge never jokes. Gross. We think he could be
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  Speaker 2: the next scent ambassador for Bark Jacobs. Do you know
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  Speaker 2: how big that is.
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  Speaker 3: I have no idea even what you're talking about. I mean,
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  Speaker 3: I'm not even in this world. Well, listen happening.
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  Speaker 2: You need to look at him the way a pup
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  Speaker 2: influencer does, like myself, alert eyes, a photogenic tail, the
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  Speaker 2: body ratio, and a whimsical snout.
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  Speaker 3: I had no idea.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're sitting on a gold mine.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, so what do I do next?
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  Speaker 2: Well, assuming you accept, and I don't know why you wouldn't,
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  Speaker 2: it means committing to our twelve week Influencer Acceleration program.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, tell me more about this.
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  Speaker 2: It entails first of all, moving to LA.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not moving for this.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah duh, I'm not talking about you. It would just
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  Speaker 2: be Meatball. What did you not hear me? He needs
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  Speaker 2: to relocate for training, branding, and of course cuddle Coach certification.
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  Speaker 3: Meetball is not relocating.
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  Speaker 2: If you're worried about safety. It's very elite. Meatball will
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  Speaker 2: be transported via White Range Drover by his assigned handler, Spencer.
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  Speaker 3: So a guy in a white Range Rover is gonna
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  Speaker 3: take over my.
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  Speaker 2: Not a guy. Not a guy, I said Spencer. He
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  Speaker 2: has great vibes. He wears cargo shorts. I mean we
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  Speaker 2: are talking b dge. What is that big dog guy energy?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, you know I appreciate this phone call, but I'm
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  Speaker 3: just not This is not something that we're gonna do.
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  Speaker 2: This is showbiz, sweetie, and listen. We don't want to
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  Speaker 2: excuse me, No, excuse me, excuse me, because I just
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  Speaker 2: we do not want this to come as a shock.
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  Speaker 2: But it is possible that Meatball may enter a relationship
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  Speaker 2: while he's there. Actually, by the looks of him, it's probable.
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  Speaker 3: This is getting funnier to me.
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  Speaker 2: I'll tell you what is not funny is all the
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  Speaker 2: buzz right now from a Corgy influencer named Lady Wiggles.
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  Speaker 2: She has a toy line and a probiotic treat deal. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: and she's single.
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  Speaker 3: It's sounding like you're very serious about this, and to
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  Speaker 3: be honest, we live a very normal life.
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  Speaker 2: I am sorry that you're so basic that you cannot
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  Speaker 2: see Meatball's potential.
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  Speaker 3: Excuse me, why are you being so rude to me
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  Speaker 3: over the phone.
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  Speaker 2: You're holding him back if he was doing.
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  Speaker 3: I'm holding my dog back.
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  Speaker 2: We need to try to elevate Meatball to his full potential,
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  Speaker 2: but it does require sacrifice and that includes transitioning to
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  Speaker 2: an all kale diet. And I'm not talking just Meatball.
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  Speaker 2: You need to do it as well.
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  Speaker 3: This is super comical for me right now.
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  Speaker 2: It is not a laughing matter. We do not want
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  Speaker 2: Meatball to be jealous of the meals that you're eating.
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  Speaker 2: You're sounding very selfish and.
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  Speaker 3: This is so far and beyond something I ever thought
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  Speaker 3: could happen with my dog. I appreciate the call.
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  Speaker 2: Do you do You appreciate it because it sounds like
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  Speaker 2: you don't even want him to enroll in a doggy
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  Speaker 2: improv class.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I don't. I don't want him in
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  Speaker 3: a doggy improv class.
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  Speaker 2: Oh I bet you're even gonna leave up all those
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  Speaker 2: old pictures and videos where he looks so basic. That's
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  Speaker 2: the type of person you are.
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  Speaker 3: He's a dog, he looks like a meatball.
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  Speaker 2: He's a star, and I wish you could see that,
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  Speaker 2: just like your sister Candice can, because she's the one
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  Speaker 2: that set you up for this prank phone call.
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  Speaker 3: What are you serious?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I'm not a pup influencer. Yeah, I'm just a
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  Speaker 2: dumb radio host. This is Brooke from Brook and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 2: in the morning, and this is a phone tap.
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  Speaker 3: I don't even know what was the most thing you said.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't even get to tell you about the possible
• 5:03
  Speaker 2: collab with a controversial TikTok poodle Frenchie Montana. Oh Crunchy
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  Speaker 2: also had beef with Drake. It's a big beef wake up.
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  Speaker 2: Every morning was fun tabs weekday mornings on the twenties,
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  Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,